GTA V logic. All credit goes to Dorkly. VICTIM. WELL. LIKE 45 GUNSHOT WOUNDS. TO BE SPECIFIC. ALSO, CAR CRASH. WELL, SEVERAL CAR CRASHES. WE LOST COUNT. ALSO, H
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GTA V logic

All credit goes to Dorkly

VICTIM. WELL. LIKE 45 GUNSHOT
WOUNDS. TO BE SPECIFIC. ALSO, CAR CRASH.
WELL, SEVERAL CAR CRASHES. WE LOST COUNT.
ALSO, HE. HI. JACI{ ED AND CI" -SASHED A '74' 7,
NY GOD - IS THIS THE GUY FROM THE
NEWS? I SAW HE SHOT LIKE 40 COPS. DID
YOU BRING ANY OF THE!!! IN?
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SENT. BUT' runs causes .
HIE:
GOT A CHANCE AT PULLING
THROUGH. DOC!’
UH. RIGHT. JUST MT SURE IF Int TOTALLY
PERFORMING SURGERY TO SAVE A
TERRORIST WHILE WE' RE JUST
GONNA IGNORE Tile HUNDREDS OF COPS AND
CIVILIANS HE INJURED.
one Tus at, N' S STILL. am" A
puma. ALSO, we ALREADY TOOK ms
5500 COPLAY, .
FINE! WE' LL PROVIDE
MEDICAL CARE FOR THIS
GENOCIDAL
PSYCHOPATH. WHICH HILL
COST US HUNDREDS op
OF DOLLARS.
WHILE. TOTALLY IGNORING
THE INNOCENTS HE
WNW. I MEAN, AT
LEAST HE' LL MT IN
PRISON FOR THE REST' OF
Ties LIFE AFTER THIS.
EMERGENCY! WE GOT AN EMERGENCY.‘
letit CRUSIFIED
747 INTO A BUS FALLED WITH
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User avatar #8 - I Am Monkey (10/04/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I like how if you get killed you lose $5000 max, but if you get arrested they take all your ammo, which costs far more than just dying.
#74 - aesis (10/05/2013) [+] (23 replies)
So glad that GTA Online is finally working.   
The past two hours have just been a blast.   
   
>Server full of 12 year olds in 2 seperate crews   
>No planes at the airport   
>Military base is closed at the entrance    
>"waa i want planes"   
>Use my super secret method of jumping a slope into the military base   
>Steal a fighter jet and get away without even being hit once   
>Find all those kids   
>They are having races at the race track   
>Fly over   
>"holy 						****					 where did you get that"   
>Turn around and begin shooting missiles down while they are racing   
>Kill 3 of them   
>One of them literally screams so 						*******					 loud into the mic   
>The other ones start calling me a 						******					   
>Continue blowing them up whenever I fly by   
>Get bored and leave them alone for a while   
>See them all at the entrance to the base trying to find a way in   
>Suicide bomb into them   
>"WHAT THE 						****					 YOU STUPID 						*******					 						******					 						****					 YOU"
So glad that GTA Online is finally working.
The past two hours have just been a blast.

>Server full of 12 year olds in 2 seperate crews
>No planes at the airport
>Military base is closed at the entrance
>"waa i want planes"
>Use my super secret method of jumping a slope into the military base
>Steal a fighter jet and get away without even being hit once
>Find all those kids
>They are having races at the race track
>Fly over
>"holy **** where did you get that"
>Turn around and begin shooting missiles down while they are racing
>Kill 3 of them
>One of them literally screams so ******* loud into the mic
>The other ones start calling me a ******
>Continue blowing them up whenever I fly by
>Get bored and leave them alone for a while
>See them all at the entrance to the base trying to find a way in
>Suicide bomb into them
>"WHAT THE **** YOU STUPID ******* ****** **** YOU"
#24 - Temperance (10/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
To quote themselves...
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#1 - crazyolitis has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#10 to #5 - procrasturbate ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
MFW I'm mentioned in a comment
User avatar #42 - charmanda (10/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Story time bitches:
>chillin on marina
>#ishouldbuyaboat
>cop walks up to me
>bumps into me
>"watch where you're going!"
>wut
>he pushes me away
>starts shooting me
>1 star wanted level
>all because i was Franklin
User avatar #9 - konradkurze (10/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
GTA logic: get shot to **** , still capable of being healed

Battlefield Logic: get hit by artillery strike, still enough of you left for medic to simply revive with paddles
User avatar #12 - indecisivejew (10/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
They do send ambulances after civilians though. Just punch or shoot a random pedestrian and wait half a minute or so and an ambulance will come rolling in.
User avatar #13 to #12 - misfitxcreepx (10/05/2013) [-]
He blew 'em all up though
#73 - BillyRyan (10/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Actually, that doctor is bound by the Hippocratic Oath to help any patient in an emergency, no matter how ********** that person might be. Intentionally causing someone to die for personal reasons or beliefs would be in violation of the Geneva Conventions.
#11 - danzey (10/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Taking 45 gunshots in GTA5? No ******* chance, more like 3.
#93 - TehFunnyMan (10/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love Dorkly, but Yahtzee said it best.
#119 - froggerhasxbox (10/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think i like GTA V's jumping mechanism the most, where if you miss just by a bit, the character slams into the wall and falls over
I think i like GTA V's jumping mechanism the most, where if you miss just by a bit, the character slams into the wall and falls over
#98 - anonymous (10/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Listen before you say STFU anon I need someone to help me out here.
The short story is that my wonderfully ********* ***** of parents flipped **** on me one day threw away half of my belongings and also deleted my FJ account because they claimed it was "unhealthy and against god's will" Can anyone help me find a way to bring my account back please? I've had it for years and saved so many favorites
User avatar #31 - foelkera ONLINE (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hijacking and crashing a 747 is just plane wrong
User avatar #52 - harbingerwolf (10/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Dont forget this happens in real life aswell, it was pretty recently some ******** shot and killed someone or some people, but they bothered trying to save them in hospital afterwards.
User avatar #61 to #52 - dedaluminus (10/05/2013) [-]
It's not the job of a doctor to decide who lives or dies. It;s the job of the doctor to get a guy well enough to stand trial for his crimes, so that other people can make sure he dies.
#20 - grimgrey (10/05/2013) [-]
>mfw I realize it's a video game.
>mfw I realize it's a video game.
User avatar #117 - californikiedis (10/05/2013) [-]
Thanks Obama(care)!
User avatar #115 - action (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
tfw i still play gta 3 and gta vice city on my ps2 because i cant afford a ps3/xbox
User avatar #57 - skumbaner ONLINE (10/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The pro's of having insurance
User avatar #33 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/05/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Sociopath*
Psychopaths run large corporations, government or blend in with society so well even they themselves do not know they are one.
#77 to #38 - anonymous (10/05/2013) [-]
Oh man kid, you are the ******* hardest of core. Almost as bad as that snakefire ******** . You two should sit in a dark corner and compare self-diagnosed mental conditions as you jerk eachother off.
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