GTA V Online. Made me laugh my ass off. in GTA online parked their ear In front of the doors SO I cant get out and been flipping me off for Elva new pervkitteh. GTA V Online
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#19 - lumi (10/08/2013) [-]
I drove by a guy robbing a store.
I shot his tires out and he tried to drive away.
He swerved everywhere and crashed and the cops gunned him down.
User avatar #92 to #19 - xdiabolicx (10/09/2013) [-]
Justice.
User avatar #110 to #19 - rockamekishiko (10/09/2013) [-]
god, you're one of those...
User avatar #53 to #19 - krispyking (10/09/2013) [-]
Were you on a motorcycle? That **** happened to me today, was it a bright orange car?
User avatar #59 to #53 - lumi (10/09/2013) [-]
Holy crap, yeah... On PSN?
User avatar #62 to #59 - krispyking (10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, Go **** yourself you lost me 4000 and I was so close to buying and apartment
User avatar #63 to #62 - krispyking (10/09/2013) [-]
Just kidding finding you on here makes up for it
User avatar #78 to #63 - akneegrow (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm jealous of you two. Can we all just become PSN friends?
User avatar #113 to #78 - thehardcorechimp (10/09/2013) [-]
Let me in on this one guys

please :'(
User avatar #82 to #63 - uzbekistan (10/09/2013) [-]
I have had my level 25 character deleted so right now I'm just playing the story until Rockstar can get their **** together.
#132 to #63 - mistymajr (10/09/2013) [-]
Did this just really happen?
Did this just really happen?
#66 to #62 - lamarisagoodname (10/09/2013) [-]
UNREAL that's so cool
#71 to #66 - kanaka (10/09/2013) [-]
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#1 - johrny (10/08/2013) [-]
Now imagine, he would have caged a group of 12 year olds.
#46 - pariahlol (10/09/2013) [-]
I put a 50,000 dollar bounty on a random person today. He was in the middle of nowhere, and instantly i watched almost every single dot on my map converge on his position in record time. I felt like the Roman Emperor at the gladiator games.
User avatar #79 to #46 - Durricane **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
So that was you..
User avatar #60 to #46 - DiabloStrawhat (10/09/2013) [-]
You can put bounties on people?? Damn i want this game
User avatar #73 to #60 - triggathepirate (10/09/2013) [-]
Wind up with that 400,000,000 fool...
#77 to #46 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
So that was you....
#52 to #46 - jackknapp (10/09/2013) [-]
For that single reason, I want this ******* game.
#51 to #46 - omnipotentsoap (10/09/2013) [-]
how do you make that much money
how do you make that much money
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User avatar #86 to #51 - bowmasta (10/09/2013) [-]
Its not hard to make money. I made over 2 mil legitimately already. I usually play after work.
User avatar #72 to #51 - renzard (10/09/2013) [-]
Base Invaders, rank 27. It's fun, it doesn't take too much time, and pays 25k each time. Get on it.
User avatar #115 to #72 - spongeychicken (10/09/2013) [-]
wait you unlock it at 27?
User avatar #93 to #72 - huntergriff ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
where is this mission at?
User avatar #85 to #72 - karson (10/09/2013) [-]
I think Imma start doing that.
#70 to #51 - pariahlol (10/09/2013) [-]
Gotta play your cards right. I do **** tons of bounties, jobs, and survival missions. A combination of my cars and house probably adds up to 700,000 so far
User avatar #54 to #51 - herebemonstars (10/09/2013) [-]
Its wasn't hard before they Sorted the replay on missions
An Example would be "A Titan of a Job" which Can be done quickly and easily under 5 mins and pays out $10,000 Every time you complete it
But He could have just Bought the Money
User avatar #81 to #54 - Durricane **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
there is a way around that..
User avatar #131 to #81 - herebemonstars (10/09/2013) [-]
Could i Have some info on that way around?
User avatar #135 to #131 - Durricane **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [-]
When you like something, pressed RT or R2 on the controller.
User avatar #136 to #135 - herebemonstars (10/10/2013) [-]
does that still work?
User avatar #137 to #136 - Durricane **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [-]
yes.
#55 to #54 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
just have to get the right mission from Gerard or whatever the **** his name is. But i saved up like 300,000 and bought a dope as house, i was lvl 29 and now all my **** is gone and im lvl 1
#4 - majormoron (10/08/2013) [-]
Or you could, you know, change servers? Who would sit there for 2 hrs getting flipped off?
User avatar #21 to #4 - dunderbiffen (10/08/2013) [-]
This or just pull up your phone, quick job or whatever it is, pick one and once it is over you come back in different place. And you are freeeeeeee
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User avatar #88 to #4 - kiingofaces (10/09/2013) [-]
Better idea
He could shoot the guy then the clerk & have the cops ram the vehicle until it's out of the door.
User avatar #107 to #4 - theronj ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Who would stand there for 2 hours and flip someone off?
#8 to #4 - jehwoosh (10/08/2013) [-]
Could of been when the servers were being overly packed, if you even tried to reconnect there would be a 50/50 chance you could join again and he didn't wanna take the risk :p
User avatar #36 to #8 - majormoron (10/08/2013) [-]
This is a good point.
User avatar #7 to #4 - lodewijkbob (10/08/2013) [-]
Really, I'd like to see how long he continues doing that. It's like a stare contest.
User avatar #10 to #4 - samsaysbai ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Quiters never win. First one to quit is a loser. If it was a store you could rob I would rob the clerk so the police show up and he has to move
User avatar #68 to #10 - majormoron (10/09/2013) [-]
Also a very good point. but two hours and doing nothing about it is ridiculous.
#96 to #68 - holmesc (10/09/2013) [-]
I too think it's a bit ridiculous.


never trust twitter hoes
User avatar #138 to #27 - aesis (08/05/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #139 to #138 - johrny (08/05/2014) [-]
You are LATE, man
User avatar #140 to #139 - aesis (08/05/2014) [-]
Blame lag.
#64 - nighthawxx (10/09/2013) [-]
I was fooling around with a friend in the cargo helicopter when a guy runs me over with his expensive car
He killed me afterwards because he said I got a scratch on his car
I hooked his car up to the helicopter and skydived into the ocean while he watched
#84 to #64 - kcwsooners (10/09/2013) [-]
You magnificent Bastard.
#2 - thisxshitxisxhard (10/08/2013) [-]
this is the funniest gta 5 post ive seen yet congrats
this is the funniest gta 5 post ive seen yet congrats
#106 - diddlydum (10/09/2013) [-]
>Be playing GTAO
>Stupid squeaker mexican kid on server
>Bragging about his "sick ride" to people, being a dick and randomly shooting at people.
>Follow him a ways back for a while til he robs a store
>floor it, smashing his car against the building, then shot the tires out on one side
>Mexi-Ragin
>Drive around and follow him as he runs from cops to find a car
>Run him over, drive away, no stars
Twas a good day
#28 - shmedly (10/08/2013) [-]
if only my gta online worked
if only my gta online worked
User avatar #29 to #28 - pwnlvf (10/08/2013) [-]
Is it still not? They released a title update.
#30 to #29 - shmedly (10/08/2013) [-]
yep, downloaded it and everything. rockstar had 5 years to make the game, plus another 6 months with the delay, and 2 more weeks after that. RELEASE A BUG FREE GAME.    
 loved the single player though
yep, downloaded it and everything. rockstar had 5 years to make the game, plus another 6 months with the delay, and 2 more weeks after that. RELEASE A BUG FREE GAME.
loved the single player though
User avatar #31 to #30 - pwnlvf (10/08/2013) [-]
I guess so. But they don't have much experience with multiplayer, the fact that GTA 5 had a **** ton of sales doesn't help aswell.
User avatar #74 to #31 - sagedivinity (10/09/2013) [-]
Max Payne, Red Dead Redemption, and GTA4 all had multiplayer. There is no excuse.
User avatar #133 to #74 - pwnlvf (10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah but they aren't really mainly focused on multiplayer, so when they made online a big feature...But I'm not here to argue.
User avatar #134 to #133 - sagedivinity (10/10/2013) [-]
Fair enough****
User avatar #34 to #31 - shmedly (10/08/2013) [-]
my rants over btw
User avatar #33 to #31 - shmedly (10/08/2013) [-]
and the fact that everything is stored in the cloud pisses me off, i have the hard drive and ive already dedicated 7 gigabytes to your game may as well throw on another 3 or however many it takes to store my online data on my console
User avatar #35 to #33 - pwnlvf (10/08/2013) [-]
Now the cloud is stupid **** . Two medium characters of mine were deleted. ******
User avatar #37 to #35 - shmedly (10/08/2013) [-]
some of the radio commercials in gta even make fun of the cloud! its such ********
User avatar #38 to #37 - pwnlvf (10/08/2013) [-]
such hypocrisy
User avatar #39 to #38 - shmedly (10/08/2013) [-]
much lies
User avatar #41 to #39 - pwnlvf (10/08/2013) [-]
is wow
User avatar #42 to #41 - shmedly (10/08/2013) [-]
so untruth
User avatar #43 to #42 - pwnlvf (10/08/2013) [-]
very purple lines
User avatar #32 to #31 - shmedly (10/08/2013) [-]
but still if you know how many copies your going to release, why not build and maintain servers to keep up with the amount of consumers?
User avatar #48 to #28 - Tvfreek (10/09/2013) [-]
Delete the title update and redownload it.
#89 - thebigcountry ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Why the **** would he wait two hours to ******* post this? If it were me, I'd get bored standing there for 5 minutes.....


User avatar #111 - TittyCinnamon (10/09/2013) [-]
trolling is the best thing ever on gta online. for instance, someone will be minding their own business robbing a store and then little old me comes out of nowhere and shoots the tires out of their escape whip. it's so funny i literally laugh hysterically watching them struggle to steer the car.
User avatar #122 to #111 - straightbusta (10/09/2013) [-]
YOU EVIL PIECE OF ****
#40 - kingofunnyjunk (10/08/2013) [-]
well you can kill yourself to get out of there
well you can kill yourself to get out of there
#87 to #40 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Why isn't this the top comment? It's both entertaining and practical.
User avatar #69 - higitusfigitus (10/09/2013) [-]
Crazy guy- Why are you closed?  Why? He just wants to know why they're closed.
#9 - ninjabadger (10/08/2013) [-]
That sadistic bastard, well done.
That sadistic bastard, well done.
#99 - moldypubes (10/09/2013) [-]
I didn't pay for online. I just rented it so I could get over my urge to play the game.

Now I wait for PC
#94 - cazabrow (10/09/2013) [-]
you don't even have to change servers.. just log in and out, it would place you back in the street...
you don't even have to change servers.. just log in and out, it would place you back in the street...
User avatar #97 to #94 - egosumproxi ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, good luck getting back on if you log out. When ever I try to change server it stops connecting. I haven't gotten around to seeing if deleting your character, if it was made before a certain patch, helps connectivity yet though...
User avatar #100 to #97 - cazabrow (10/09/2013) [-]
Don't know why you're having issues because mine works perfectly fine since they fixed the initial ******** .
User avatar #101 to #100 - egosumproxi ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
I haven't played it in a few days so maybe they fixed it. Either that or its my region or that I have it on ps3.
#24 - arsyro (10/08/2013) [-]
Some 			******		 (yes they were all black) tried to steal my car, little did they know i had me a nice and loaded grenade launcher
Some ****** (yes they were all black) tried to steal my car, little did they know i had me a nice and loaded grenade launcher
#65 - trystanvierra (10/09/2013) [-]
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#17 - Greevon (10/08/2013) [-]
I had to pick a stopping point so I could do my homework. This is a good stopping point, a funny post that actually made me laugh a little and everything after this will probably downhill.
I had to pick a stopping point so I could do my homework. This is a good stopping point, a funny post that actually made me laugh a little and everything after this will probably downhill.
#105 - bdowns (10/09/2013) [-]
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