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User avatar #114 - stonetomcat (05/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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I got 1,000+ thumbs on this, and it's OC.
Don't I get an Admin Approval thing?
#11 - temporalguardian (05/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #11 - nustix (05/19/2014) [-]
what episode is this?
User avatar #72 to #64 - iamnotgoodwithname ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
its either splat or splat x on the letsplay channel
User avatar #37 to #13 - uzerc (05/19/2014) [-]
He's still in the air!
User avatar #57 to #37 - dehnoobshow (05/19/2014) [-]
Why do I feel the guy who got hit was Gavin?
User avatar #58 to #57 - krabface (05/19/2014) [-]
You felt wrong
User avatar #108 to #57 - stonetomcat (05/19/2014) [-]
Because Gavin.
#1 - shadowrated (05/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #1 - tehinternetzguy (05/19/2014) [-]
this
User avatar #83 to #71 - motherduck (05/19/2014) [-]
lol wtf
User avatar #18 - DannyDanger (05/19/2014) [-]
Driving down the highway east of Sandy Shores
See a cop chasing a guy on foot
Decide to help the cop and see what I get for it
Punch criminal in the face
Cop pulls a gun on him and gets him on his knees
****** all over
Train out of ******* nowhere splatters cop
Still processing what I just witnessed
Guy stands up and haymakers me into the dirt
I get up and watch him run off
Let him go, God must've had better plans for him
He tries to cross the highway and gets nailed by a semi
Semi swerves into tanker and blows up
Chain reaction takes out at least ten vehicles
Stand in awe for a moment
Lose my **** and start laughing
#36 to #18 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
This story just made me laugh like an epileptic seal. Thank you
#85 to #18 - deezknuts (05/19/2014) [-]
>God must've hade better plans for him
>God must've hade better plans for him
User avatar #5 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/19/2014) [-]
I think the biggest thing to piss me off about GTA V is that you have you pay for your insurance if someone blows up your car when they don't have money.

Paying $9000 when someone else blew up my entity using their tank, buzzard, or jet without any consequence for them except an "Oh, well, if you do it about 20 more times in the next day then you get bad sport, but keep doing it until then" is ******** .

Either force them into a bad sport lobby for the first car they destroy that they can't pay for, or throw them into debt, where they have to do missions and **** to get out of it. Understandably, instantly throwing them into bad sport could **** over innocent people, so I wish they had some sort of way to see who shot first so self-defense systems could protect you.
User avatar #65 to #5 - yarr (05/19/2014) [-]
You don't get bad sport when you kill people with those, that's why they don't have to pay either.
User avatar #74 to #5 - organicglory (05/19/2014) [-]
that's why you do whatever is possible to drain them of their money
#79 to #5 - bann (05/19/2014) [-]
I see your point, however it is GTA. It's structured on ******** on other peoples day.
User avatar #67 to #5 - ztron (05/19/2014) [-]
your one of those guys that use the back of their super car as an invincible shield aren't you?
User avatar #107 to #67 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/19/2014) [-]
Nope, I use it to get around fast when I can't bother myself to drive all the way from the top of Los Santos to a Buzzard.
User avatar #28 to #5 - stonetomcat (05/19/2014) [-]
I got "Bad sport" because some guy kept bringing a tank to kill me, so I suicide bombed him.
He killed me 10 times.
I killed him once.
User avatar #9 to #5 - NeucularNINJA (05/19/2014) [-]
They added the sanity thing, so you get money for killing those kinds of people.
User avatar #55 to #9 - sciencexplain (05/19/2014) [-]
Not money, it's RP, isn't it?
#34 - haloforlife (05/19/2014) [-]
>Be me   
>be playing gta v online   
>Some scrub tries to kill me   
>kill him   
>get cops on me   
>Police want to convict me for defending myself   
>Realize that gta v is like Britain, not allowed to defend yourself
>Be me
>be playing gta v online
>Some scrub tries to kill me
>kill him
>get cops on me
>Police want to convict me for defending myself
>Realize that gta v is like Britain, not allowed to defend yourself
User avatar #35 to #34 - thorandahalf (05/19/2014) [-]
Murder is still murder but it's the courts job to find out if it was justified.
#39 to #35 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
"Hi."

- the thousands and thousands of people still playing GTAO.
#89 to #34 - eddymolly (05/19/2014) [-]
Apart from that case a little while ago where the farmer shot at a few guys guys who were breaking into his house, pretty sure one was either badly wounded or killed and the courts said it was perfectly reasonable and he was within his rights to shoot them
Apart from that case a little while ago where the farmer shot at a few guys guys who were breaking into his house, pretty sure one was either badly wounded or killed and the courts said it was perfectly reasonable and he was within his rights to shoot them
User avatar #46 - guiguito ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
>Playing gta V
>drink a glass of water
>is actually real world
>no gta for pc yet
#7 - sanictehhedgehog (05/19/2014) [-]
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#73 to #7 - tehinternetzguy (05/19/2014) [-]
this
this
User avatar #62 to #41 - sharklazers (05/19/2014) [-]
put a sticky on the door
User avatar #112 to #62 - stonetomcat (05/19/2014) [-]
I did that to get some douche's car out of the way.
Got put in "Bad Sport" lobby.
User avatar #121 to #112 - sharklazers (05/20/2014) [-]
thats ******** you're never going to get put in bad sport for ONE car. once we were doing a demolition derby with friends and even when all their cars were bundled together I blew them all up and I got a dunce cap the next day but I wasnt in a bad sport lobby.
User avatar #122 to #121 - stonetomcat (05/20/2014) [-]
When was that?
My comment was back when Online was the buggiest piece of **** I have ever played.
User avatar #123 to #122 - sharklazers (05/21/2014) [-]
that was around in december, when I came back to online (I tried to play it the first day on october and it didn't work and it pissed me off so i only played singleplayer until december when I decided i'd try online).
User avatar #124 to #123 - stonetomcat (05/21/2014) [-]
It was sort of fixed with the unfairness by then.
User avatar #125 to #124 - sharklazers (05/22/2014) [-]
Oh okay.
#59 to #41 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
love how people embellish **** to post on social media
as if he would actually stand in the shop for 2 hours instead of just joining a new game
#69 to #41 - copsncrooks (05/19/2014) [-]
2 hours? A normal person would join a new game after 5 minutes tops
#80 - PlaystationGuy (05/19/2014) [-]
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#82 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
>Be me, playing GTA    
>Join friend's lobby    
>Manage to convince five people to get into a titan with me at the airport    
>Friend and some random guy wants to come along also but they're in a personal vehicle at the sandy shores airfield doing a gang battle    
>Start flying towards the airfield with the original five people from LS    
>Friend's just chilling with the other guy in his personal bugatti   
>Eventually a few other people go near him with chrome adders and start shooting up the place so my friend takes cover with the other guy    
>getting ready for my landing    
>I touchdown smoothly, but there's a malfunction   
>Apparently we lost the 			*******		 landing gear somehow.    
>Plane keeps going, trying desperately to stop    
>End up crashing the plane into friend's bugatti    
>Manage to kill everyone involved with an explosion and destroy the buzzard and plane that spawns at sandy shores, along with my titan and my friend's bugatti and the two other people's cars.    
I had to pay a 			****		 ton of money for everyone's car, and i got kicked, put in a bad sport lobby and got a couple of hate messages    
>MFW
>Be me, playing GTA
>Join friend's lobby
>Manage to convince five people to get into a titan with me at the airport
>Friend and some random guy wants to come along also but they're in a personal vehicle at the sandy shores airfield doing a gang battle
>Start flying towards the airfield with the original five people from LS
>Friend's just chilling with the other guy in his personal bugatti
>Eventually a few other people go near him with chrome adders and start shooting up the place so my friend takes cover with the other guy
>getting ready for my landing
>I touchdown smoothly, but there's a malfunction
>Apparently we lost the ******* landing gear somehow.
>Plane keeps going, trying desperately to stop
>End up crashing the plane into friend's bugatti
>Manage to kill everyone involved with an explosion and destroy the buzzard and plane that spawns at sandy shores, along with my titan and my friend's bugatti and the two other people's cars.
I had to pay a **** ton of money for everyone's car, and i got kicked, put in a bad sport lobby and got a couple of hate messages
>MFW
User avatar #100 to #82 - ICEDgrunge (05/19/2014) [-]
I really don't understand how they can do that to you in a freeplay gamemode like GTA. If you were griefing another player consistently, I understand, but it's not like all that money came out of their pockets.
User avatar #103 to #100 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
plus rockstar went full retard this time around. they're only now getting their **** together with these recent two updates.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ICEDgrunge (05/19/2014) [-]
I haven't been able to get my hands on GTA:V yet, so I haven't experienced that **** first hand yet, but god damn, some of this **** makes no sense.
User avatar #105 to #104 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Eh. who knows, i'm pretty sure the devs were on a cocaine fueled high during production. Hell, back in October when GTA Online first came out, every time you died you had to pay 2 grand for in game hospital bills and **** .
User avatar #102 to #100 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
if you destroy a certain number of personal vehicles, the game automatically kicks you and puts you in a bad sport lobby, whether or not it's on accident. (and this was way before they fixed it mind you)

#94 to #82 - Nickdowgg (05/19/2014) [-]
Holy **** that sucks.
User avatar #96 to #94 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
I know, i ******* know. Didn't even last that ******* long...like i was only in that lobby for at least thirty minutes or so.
#97 to #96 - Nickdowgg (05/19/2014) [-]
I can't tell you how many times 			****		 has gone sideways when trying to do something fun in that game.
I can't tell you how many times **** has gone sideways when trying to do something fun in that game.
#99 to #97 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
also have the working gif
also have the working gif
User avatar #98 to #97 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
eh, Last night i was in a ******* war...damn thing lasted either two or three hours.
User avatar #8 - NeucularNINJA (05/19/2014) [-]
Why the **** wouldn't you put it in the bank?
User avatar #26 to #8 - stonetomcat (05/19/2014) [-]
There is no functioning bank, that's only in GTA Online.
If you mean stocks, I'm not really a stocks guy back then.
#38 - zourch ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #43 to #38 - kanduhuskedetder (05/19/2014) [-]
AND THEY REMOVED IT! I'M SO ******* FURIOUS.
User avatar #113 to #43 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
thank...god.
User avatar #49 to #43 - mymommasallama (05/19/2014) [-]
i havent played gta online, but did beat gtaV....you are telling me my favorite haul-ass-smashmobile is gone in the online version??? NO!! NO NO NO. the hose was fun and all, but i just liked slamming the fire truck around real fast....
User avatar #50 to #49 - kanduhuskedetder (05/19/2014) [-]
You can still do that, don't worry, but the hose is gone. That's what makes me angry.
User avatar #52 to #50 - mymommasallama (05/19/2014) [-]
ok good....its tradition for me to go on at least one good fire truck rampage per playthrough since gta3....
that still sucks though. maybe they should have made it to where you can only get knocked down a certain time after the last knock down. giving people time to get up and run. i guess it was just easier to take it out.
#53 to #38 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
nah, they put it back with highlife
#3 - kez (05/19/2014) [-]
>Playing GTA
> Find really nice car on side of road
>Such a nice car, never know where to find these
>Cruising about in cool car, see robbery mission
>Try to help person being robbed
>Accidentally bump into walking policeman as I run over robber
> Get wanted, police car right next to me as well
> fight back to defend myself
> 3 police cars turn up within a minute of hitting policeman with car
>That escalted quickly
> Time for grenades, dont want to die or lose my car
>Throw grenade
> Hits the women who got robbed as she runs past me scared
> Grenade at my feet
> Die and car blown up

Why I always kept the money from robbers and killed all bystander mission people after their missions from then on.
#2 - thedecodedgamer (05/19/2014) [-]
Just GTA Online things
User avatar #4 to #2 - geofalke (05/19/2014) [-]
we need more of these >_>
User avatar #116 to #4 - thedecodedgamer (05/19/2014) [-]
Blows up your vehicle
Has no money to pay for it

Blow up your car with a tank
Doesn't register as their destruction

About to finish a race
P.I.T. Maneuvered

Walking / Driving out of your garage
Killed by gunman
User avatar #119 to #116 - geofalke (05/20/2014) [-]
not to mention with the new "mental state" meter, you can't retaliate against someone who's trying to kill you without taking a penalty .____.
User avatar #87 - DeathKnight (05/19/2014) [-]
>cop hits me with car
>get a star
>try running away
>get shot down

its like GTA V is telling the future of the USA
User avatar #117 to #87 - damping (05/20/2014) [-]
GTA is supposed to be a parody of the US you know.
User avatar #78 - Metallicock ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
When's this **** coming out on PC?
and before any of you faggots go there, I already have it on PS3. It's one of the only reasons I still play PS3.
User avatar #81 to #78 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Never.
#91 to #81 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
It actually will be, or else they wouldn't have announced it last year.
User avatar #92 to #91 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Except they never announced it...They said there's a new rockstar game coming out before march 2015, This could be anything from Bully 2 to red dead redemption 2.
#106 to #92 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
It was announced a while back, but a release date was never put on it.
User avatar #15 - kanduhuskedetder (05/19/2014) [-]
Wait a second.
You only pay 5000 per hospital bill when you have at least 20000 or something.
Why did you need 50 dollars?
User avatar #23 to #15 - stonetomcat (05/19/2014) [-]
You could do it repeatedly in Vice City, I think even if the guy dies you can beat on the corpse for a while.
User avatar #17 to #15 - masterjogi ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
why would you not take 50$ AND punch someone
User avatar #19 to #17 - kanduhuskedetder (05/19/2014) [-]
I'd punch people for 50 dollars any day, but 1.5 billion ingame makes it kinda unnecessary.
User avatar #75 - shadowbreech (05/19/2014) [-]
Best player chases I ever had. Read if interested, scroll on if not.
Do a gang war in the construction area downtown
Guy tries to kill me
Kill him with new weapons
Respawns and comes with his buddy
Run out of area and steal a car to escape
They chase me to a dead end parking lot
Swap cars and drive between buildings to avoid them on the road
One tries to get me with assault rifle but I survive
His buddy is now chasing me in my car
Toss grenades back to get them but just attract cops
crash into a cop on the highway and get turned around
drive down the other lane and see the second guy coming towards me
his buddy is looping around and they're coming from both sides
drive up a steep hill and go off road towards the prison
can't lose them so I park and sticky bomb both of them
have to pay 12K for one's car and they just rifle me down
I didn't even have a ******* bounty
User avatar #77 to #75 - cocainecowboy (05/19/2014) [-]
brings back good memories. havent played this in awhile, forgot how fun it was
User avatar #86 to #75 - kingkittan (05/19/2014) [-]
Member of Decepticon crew purely for the logo, one of roughly 50 people at the time I think.
Kill person with a bounty, coincidentally in my crew but I couldn't tell at the time
Turns out to be an annoying little kid, he gets pissed and brings his tank downtown and goes on the hunt for me, smack talks me and sends me badly spelled messages (didnt have a working headset) hoping I'd answer them
Die a couple of times, realize how underequipped I am, I head to the nearest ammunation while the brat continues his spree, other players attempt to overthrow him but fail
Head back to the rampage area armed with an RPG and a variation of exploves, use Lester's ability to hide me on the minimap
Climb ladder of a nearby builing and fire my RPG at him mulitple times, doesn't seem to do much but he realizes he's being shot at
Quickly scuddle to a safer spot on the roof where he can't see me, kid honestly has no idea who's shooting or where from, keep in mind he has a big wanted level
Return as he turns around, repeat the proces of shooting and hiding until I'm out of rockets, resort to stickies, also acquire wanted level but doesnt bother me a lot
Climb down and take cover as close to him as possible without him noticing me
Throw sticky perfectly onto the tank and set it off, turns out I wasn't that close to blowing the kid's tank up
I run away, kid chasing me in his tank
Out of ******* nowhere, guy shows up with his Buzzard attack helicopter in the air in front of me, a long row is now formed with the tank, me running and the guy's Buzzard
Kid took notice and chooses to go for the Buzzard first, but the guy immediately launches a barrage of rockets onto him, destroying him instantly
Guy chooses to spare me and flies away
I run to the car I came with and escape the police

I will never forget that man
User avatar #115 to #86 - shadowbreech (05/19/2014) [-]
Now that is a truly magnificent ************
User avatar #76 to #75 - shadowbreech (05/19/2014) [-]
Do a mission with a guy and after, I have a 7K bounty
"Partner" wants to claim it so I drive off
His chases me with a motorcycle
cover about a fifth of the map's edge before he gives up and logs out\
another guy set up a road block on a bridge
get stuck in it and get out of car
shoot him from the bridge and shoot him as he's coming back up to me
drive the cars out of the way and keep going
low on health and somebody has a rifle at the end of the freeway
bus nearby
drive beside bus so he can't shoot me
drive off and later realize he should've used bombs, but it's to late I'm gone
go back to apartment and watch the TV cartoons
User avatar #54 - mathmanchris (05/19/2014) [-]
>Lost $5,000 trying to get $50
Sounds like me in a casino <,<
User avatar #6 - PVTDickStryker (05/19/2014) [-]
You think that's all? That ****** in ******* San Andreas too, hell, in the end when LS is going through a riot, a cop will file a federal warrant on your ass if you dare defend yourself while someone tries to knock your ass out, all with 3-5 people straddling by holding stolen TVs
User avatar #27 to #6 - stonetomcat (05/19/2014) [-]
Never got that far.
******* plane school.
Why in the holy **** would they make that ******** mandatory?
Sorry, kinda raged there. Even the thought of it makes me shudder.
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