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#64 - DJstar
Reply +312
(02/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
stickied by suikerpapa
suikerpapa, the story behind the most thumbed content is that when before colored text was given around willy nilly, the admin was the only one with colored text. around the time he implemented the "roll #" script, he set a challenge that whoever rolled 999,999 first, would be given colored text. this set on a a bunch of rolls all over funnyjunk.. but some time went on with no one achieving the 999,999. that is until an anon rolled the sacred number. this set off a fury of debates wondering if the challenge was over or not, or if the text of anons would be changed. But i believe the contest was over with no one getting the permanent colored txt.

The more you know *
#509 to #64 - jingleforth
Reply -2
(02/11/2014) [-]
I won the challenge.
#561 to #509 - Marker
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
fake and gay
#84 to #64 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
999,999,999*
#648 to #84 - thejusticar
Reply +3
(02/11/2014) [-]
seems legit
#369 to #64 - desacabose ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
And we all know it was admin ******* with us
#450 to #369 - vZaaa ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
One out of a billion. Is 999,999,999 roll (if you want to roll that). any other roll like 444,444,444 or whatever is one out of 100 million.
No way there are so many rolls on funnyjunk (not even closely). So getting that kind of a roll is kind of some very very good luck, or, which is more likely, Admin wrote that himself with his yellow text.
So I agree.
#568 to #64 - sackit
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**sackit rolls 812,759,476** Its not hard rolling tripple tripplets
#274 to #64 - aerosol
Reply +6
(02/11/2014) [-]
I remember that. People went ******* nuts. It was great
I remember that. People went ******* nuts. It was great
#150 to #64 - Classic
Reply +23
(02/11/2014) [-]
I WAS THERE  i seen it all
I WAS THERE i seen it all
#30 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +52
(02/10/2014) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by suikerpapa
If anyone wants it, here's the link to the highest rated picture ever:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/369839/Cool+script/
#62 to #30 - tobloi
Reply -3
(02/10/2014) [-]
I reckon everyone should thumb this down and get it into the negatives
#146 to #62 - yunoavailable
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
here's something to thumb down
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1556754/Can/
#536 to #30 - randomserb
Reply -1
(02/11/2014) [-]
3:
#421 to #30 - oaaaa
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
obv all kiddys on fj fell for that weak trick and made it the highest rated content on the page. lol, exactly what was expected
#457 to #30 - tatwis
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Oh god the comment section is cancer. Everyone's either rolling dubs or commenting like in the "i can haz cheezeburger" era
#490 to #30 - alphavsomega
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
I see you asked for red text at a party. Ask for #ff0000. It's what I got.
#400 to #30 - velho
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
I just... Had to try.
#506 to #30 - homebray
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
#539 to #506 - reapermaster
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#537 to #506 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll correct it in my next comp
#696 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
stickied by suikerpapa
#42 - kennyh
Reply +317
(02/10/2014) [-]
If I hired a lawyer to sue charities I'd keep my identity a secret too.
#125 to #42 - toosexyforyou
Reply -13
(02/11/2014) [-]
Why am I not surprised that the highest rated comment on this post is someone ignorant of the whole Oatmeal lawsuit putting admin down for suing them? For anyone who cares to know and TLDR: admin was right in suing theoatmeal, the guy who ran theoatmeal was way out of line.
#136 to #125 - endospore
Reply +14
(02/11/2014) [-]
You're incredibly wrong. The Oatmeal asked FJ to stop posting his stuff because it was, you know, his stuff, and Admin was making money off of his content through advertising. Admin was either in his asshole mood or there was a HUGE communication problem and so he waaaaay overreacted by sending a mass message to the entirety of FJ saying that The Oatmeal was going to sue and shut down FJ, which caused thousands of users to swarm The Oatmeal. Thanks to FJ recently hiring a tryhard lawyer trying to make a name for himself, the lawyer took it upon himself to actually sue The Oatmeal for libel via alleging copyright infringement, asking for some amount of money in damages. The Oatmeal had a fundraiser to raise that amount of money and then donate it to charity to spite the asshole lawyer. The lawyer then proceeded with the lawsuit (without Admin's consent, i believe. Let's be honest, the kind of lawyer that would represent FJ isn't probably that good of a lawyer.) so he was in effect, suing to take money away from those charities and give it to himself and FJ.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oatmeal_and_FunnyJunk_legal_dispute
#143 to #136 - toosexyforyou
Reply +17
(02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah what that article doesn't tell you (but you would know if you were here at the time) was the Funnyjunk did nothing but help TheOatmeal before the lawsuit. It was basically free advertising and any post that didn't give credit to TheOatmeal was spammed with comments linking TheOatmeal and also people calling OP a crook for stealing content without giving credit. TheOatmeal had finally gained a decent fan base from 4chan, funnyjunk, etc. so they thought they could gain an even bigger fan base if their content was only available on their website. The whole thing ended up backfiring on them, the Funnyjunk lawsuit was dropped but they lost so much traffic after the lawsuit died down that it wasn't worth it, who even goes to theoatmeal anymore or even thinks about that site unless they see it elsewhere on the internet?
#268 to #125 - buttinspecter
Reply -2
(02/11/2014) [-]
He can sue Oatmeal all he wants, but you don't touch charities.
#37 - wirecred
Reply -121
(02/10/2014) [-]
This is an interesting comp, its fine to repost it, but don't put your name on it and claim that its yours, this was made when the Oatmeal lawsuit was actually going on
#393 to #37 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAH
#283 to #37 - VaultTechy
Reply +4
(02/11/2014) [-]
-"this was made when the lawsuit was going on"
Content says "In case you forgot, referring to a PAST event
#38 to #37 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +199
(02/10/2014) [-]
this comp...?

I literally made this yesterday
#429 to #38 - xxmarkusxx
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(02/11/2014) [-]
#39 to #38 - wirecred
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
There must be a literal exact same comp then
#40 to #39 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +5
(02/10/2014) [-]
Link it to me, I'm curious now
#48 to #40 - therealslimdavey
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
yeah i remember seeing a comp kinda similar to this a few months ago, it didn't mention anything about the oatmeal lawsuit though. just the most thumbed content, funnyjunk stats, least favorite users, etc.
#49 to #48 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +5
(02/10/2014) [-]
As unlikely as it may seem, I didn't see it, and I can assure you I've made this myself, or at least collected the things and compiled them
#50 to #49 - therealslimdavey
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
oh i'm not calling you out man, i remember the comp being different from yours. i was just letting you know that its out there...somewhere deep in cyber space.
#51 to #50 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +3
(02/10/2014) [-]
Thanks I guess
#52 to #51 - therealslimdavey
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
not a problem! enjoy your day!
#54 to #52 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
thanks, you too!
#67 to #50 - anon
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
no pics/sorce? didnt happen
#41 to #40 - wirecred
Reply -2
(02/10/2014) [-]
I don't have it saved anywhere, so it would be incredibly hard to find
#129 - csakat
Reply +4
(02/11/2014) [-]
**csakat rolls 939,255,973**

i am the hero FJ deserves.
#469 to #129 - nozepicker
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**nozepicker rolls 173,807,762**
#470 to #469 - nozepicker
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
why did i even try
#693 to #470 - niggastolemyname
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
****************** rolls 861,634,656** because you beleeeeeive!
#522 to #129 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 210,381,631**

My time to shine.. HAS COME!
#547 to #129 - ogvind
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**ogvind rolls 366,288,394** step it up, guy!
#555 to #129 - xxmemosxx
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has deleted their comment [-]
#605 to #129 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 710,639,887**
#626 to #129 - incoming
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**incoming rolls 199,201** Can I play?
#130 to #129 - csakat
Reply +180
(02/11/2014) [-]
#458 to #130 - tatwis
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
**tatwis rolls 211,530** Am I am your trusty sidekick.
#451 to #130 - dawggz
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**dawggz rolls 356,668,510** well, that makes two of us!
#556 to #451 - kosmojunk
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Are those... t-t-trips...?
#487 to #451 - otroviciado
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**otroviciado rolls 464,712,789** i try all the time, on this institution
#495 to #487 - huszti
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**huszti rolls 390,400,779** time for me to try
#498 to #495 - otroviciado
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**otroviciado rolls 846,643,122** HEYAHYEHYHYEAHAAAAEHYHAEAAAA
#523 to #498 - fleshharvester
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**fleshharvester rolls 207,971,147**
I SAY HEY
#692 to #523 - dawggz
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**dawggz rolls 157,465,980** WHAT'S GOIN ON?
#35 - zytherman
Reply +139
(02/10/2014) [-]
Wow, Funnyjunk created King of the Hill?
Well, you learn something new everyday.
#120 - I Am Monkey
Reply +111
(02/11/2014) [-]
The Oatmeal fiasco was some real ********. Oatmeal deliberately caused drama over "stolen" pictures of his on Funnyjunk to internet attention which translates into more traffic/money. It got to the point where Googling "Funnyjunk" would give you his website as the second result. Admin sued him for blatantly leaching traffic through defamation and he responded by crying to reddit. He pitched it as some David vs Goliath sob story the sort of **** reddit eats right up despite the fact that his website easily makes more money than funnyjunk. So the crusaders of Reddit took the story all over the internet and got Oatmeal all the attention he could ever want. Also they raided funnyjunk with CP, because nothing says "I'm not engaging in defamation" like inciting a CP raid.

Basically he just turns absolutely nothing into a biblical ********* because drama = traffic. He believes it to be a completely reasonable demand that a site with millions of images hosted should painstakingly track down every one of his pictures and remove them or else be accused of willfully "stealing his entire website". What's more is that the jackasses of reddit will go right along with him, despite the fact that they lose their **** over companies doing exactly the same thing on youtube. He also has no concept of word of mouth traffic, because any ******* who's been on the internet longer than 1 summer knows that people find websites through other websites. People seeing his content on other sites absolutely kicks some traffic his way, but he gets even more traffic from pretending not to know that and starting an internet crusade.

#299 to #120 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Totally ********. We stole his content, admin made money of it through ad revenue. Ask any artist why they might sue someone for making money off of their work.

#382 to #120 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7,229**

Actually (If you looked into the issue) it was about his content with the source cut off or edited out. Originally he sent a non-legal request to have his stuff removed but that just amounted to all of the labeled content taken down, with all of the unlabeled stuff still up.

Then he sent a cease-and-desist or something and then "admin" sent a PM to all users about something that was over exaggerated. Oatmeal got spammed from FJ and the Reddit thing happened soon after... I think.

Lesson to be learned: Find the source o' that ****.
#460 to #120 - schmuxy
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
So what happened? I'm afraid I missed the drama and you seem more knowledgeable than most internet reporters.
#485 to #120 - dmkstarstar
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
So is this faggot the reason Google's adsense and other advertisers won't advertise Funnyjunk anymore? Well one of the reasons
#512 to #120 - nervaaurelius
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
So the guys downloaded child porn to use against FJ? Having child porn on your computer in general is sorta disturbing...
#629 to #120 - niggernazi
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
i hate reddit so godamn much. they are all a bunch of neckbeard pedophiles who belongs in jail
#216 to #120 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
This **** happened years ago and yet this is still the search result to this day.
#440 to #216 - admiralen
Reply +5
(02/11/2014) [-]
gotta love that urban dictionairy
#149 to #120 - snood
Reply +3
(02/11/2014) [-]
that's good to know, not trying to suck admin's dick or anything but i kind of admire the fact he keeps this site up so i tend to look for what he did right rather than wrong.
#575 to #149 - aceonfire
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, Its kinda ****** how many 12 year olds give him **** for the things that he does, despite the fact that he set this whole site up for us regular users and continuously tries to improve things. I'm glad we are past the "Admin sucks" fad, because it was starting to get annoying.
#176 to #120 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(02/11/2014) [-]
At this point I don't really give 4 *****.
I love both The Oatmeal, and Funnyjunk.
#14 - randomserb
Reply -57
(02/10/2014) [-]
>2014
>comps
#157 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
even Anon thinks ur mad and should stop sucking dick but contribute to the site yourself instead of whining like a biaaatch.
#81 to #14 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
implying you cant make something better
#82 to #81 - randomserb
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
No, I'm not.
#16 to #14 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
Maybe the fact that it got 20 thumbs in the first 1,5 hours tells ya something
#17 to #16 - randomserb
Reply -9
(02/10/2014) [-]
That you sent out an MM and have lots of friends. Comps r suk
#19 to #17 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
I only know 4 people of all of the people that thumbed this, and one of them thumbed it down
#20 to #19 - randomserb
Reply -9
(02/10/2014) [-]
Doesn't make comps any more pointless and diluted.
#21 to #20 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
Explain
#23 to #21 - randomserb
Reply -9
(02/10/2014) [-]
They are nothing but super-mega-repost-o-trons related to a certain subject. They dilute the subject matter (take, for example, the 20 or so cringe comps that have come out over the last week) and take any possible enjoyment that could have been got from the pieces of content individually and clumps then all into a huge ball of meh.
#24 to #23 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
Implying that's better than seeing every single loose post out of a comp on frontpage every day
#25 to #24 - randomserb
Reply -9
(02/10/2014) [-]
I believe it's more balanced and allows for each piece to be enjoyed as it should be, for the same reason that marathoning shows or reading books in one sitting is an inferior experience.
#26 to #25 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
To you maybe, but obviously a lot of people on FJ think otherwise.

you understand I'm only making this for the coloured text right?
#27 to #26 - randomserb
Reply -9
(02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I figured :3
But this isn't the essay I've been meaning to write this evening. I bid thee farewell and good luck with thy French.
#28 to #27 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
I've really grown to like this colour red so I don't wanna lose it :3
merci
#68 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
i like watching whole seasons. waited for breaking bad to end then watching all 3 seasons on a weekend is bliss.
to each their own
#22 to #20 - randomserb
Reply -3
(02/10/2014) [-]
less* годомот фронк
#18 to #17 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
I'll check
#15 to #14 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply +85
(02/10/2014) [-]
Dude, comps are more popular than ever now. Admin ******* promotes that ****
#9 - miscarriage
Reply +60
(02/10/2014) [-]
part 2 pls


luv u 2
#567 to #9 - therealsuperderpy
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
Part 2: Best user
Miscarriage <3
#687 to #567 - miscarriage
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
d-derpu..
#688 to #687 - therealsuperderpy
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
<33333
#43 to #9 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
Reply +10
(02/10/2014) [-]
what is cyborg doing on Zelda's shoulder
#45 to #43 - miscarriage
Reply +6
(02/10/2014) [-]
Robots are taking over the world
#46 to #45 - anon
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
Shes not a robot you uncultured swine
#47 to #46 - miscarriage
Reply +4
(02/10/2014) [-]
***** i know.
#525 to #43 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
#160 - bumsnacher **User deleted account**
Reply -43
(02/11/2014) [-]
Why am i not up there?
#331 to #160 - kosmojunk
Reply -5
(02/11/2014) [-]
Bandwagon hate I guess

Yes, I am stalking you...
#174 to #160 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
who the **** are you even?
I mean, except the self centered prick part.
#455 to #160 - suikerpapa [OP]
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Because nobody gives a **** about you
#500 to #160 - anonymoose
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
And you are?
#694 to #160 - niggastolemyname
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
You are exactly like that very specific ******** whose name I can't remember
#284 to #160 - cortisol
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
with all the false promises im guessing you must work in politics huh?
#183 to #160 - articulate
Reply +4
(02/11/2014) [-]
Why would you B?
#181 to #160 - superwheels
Reply +7
(02/11/2014) [-]
Didn't you die or something?   
   
Go back to tongue punching Satan's fartbox.
Didn't you die or something?

Go back to tongue punching Satan's fartbox.
#182 to #181 - bumsnacher **User deleted account**
Reply -14
(02/11/2014) [-]
You can't kill a god
#171 to #160 - dandamanzx ONLINE
Reply +8
(02/11/2014) [-]
cause you'll quickly be forgotten.
#173 to #171 - bumsnacher **User deleted account**
Reply -21
(02/11/2014) [-]
nope
#410 to #173 - vikingesnumerouno
Reply +4
(02/11/2014) [-]
who the **** are you
#453 to #410 - dawggz
Reply +4
(02/11/2014) [-]
Who are you talking to?
#496 to #453 - huszti
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#166 to #160 - theviusking
Reply +48
(02/11/2014) [-]
Why are you still here.. weren't you supposed to leave and never return or something? Honestly I don't know, couldn't care less either, carry on.