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#2 - doktorpaj (11/16/2013) [-]
This is the kind of stuff that should be filling up the frontpage.
User avatar #31 - skrewbacca (11/16/2013) [-]
Dad catches daughter masturbating with a cucumber: "That's disgusting, I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."
User avatar #117 to #31 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Lol you got me. Great comment. How do I sticky?
User avatar #122 to #117 - liamdurf ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
You can only sticky a comment on your own content.
#199 to #31 - Rascal (11/17/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
#70 to #31 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
I usually don't laugh to things like this, but I didn't expect it this time.
I usually don't laugh to things like this, but I didn't expect it this time.
#4 - snakefire (11/16/2013) [-]
Im not really sure how to react to that...
Im not really sure how to react to that...
#196 to #4 - popkornking (11/17/2013) [-]
Sure
Sure
User avatar #99 to #4 - vatra (11/16/2013) [-]
Ooooh I see what you are saying! She should have used a banana not a cucumber!
#8 to #4 - Mr Ronok (11/16/2013) [-]
nonsensical gifs thread?
nonsensical gifs thread?
#9 to #8 - snakefire (11/16/2013) [-]
Oh boy, this looks like my time to shine.
Oh boy, this looks like my time to shine.
#10 to #9 - Mr Ronok (11/16/2013) [-]
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#11 to #10 - snakefire (11/16/2013) [-]
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#16 to #15 - katerica (11/16/2013) [-]
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#77 - octaviano (11/16/2013) [-]
That's actually quite reasonable.
I wouldn't want to eat vegetables my daugher had perviously mastrubated with.
And before people go "Ay u wuld thik it hawt" **** you, this isn't an incest hentai. If I someday get to be a father, with a loving wife, I won't be a horny bastard and **** my own daugher after catching her mastrubate with food that I payed for. I'd just tell my wife to gift our daughter a dildo for her next birthday.
That's how parenting is supposed to work. Not purely forbid things, but god damn it, I wouldn't want my daugher be depressed because her last boyfriend called her a "loose slut".
#133 to #77 - Rascal (11/16/2013) [-]
If you were any kind of loving husband and father, you would know that a rabbit vibrator is best for playing with.
User avatar #94 to #77 - vatra (11/16/2013) [-]
Vaginas are meant to stretch. For ***** sake, women give birth and within hours they are back down to the size they started out with.
#204 to #94 - Rascal (11/17/2013) [-]
I am a woman. I happen to know that even if you masturbate with something the width of a marker, only get "stretched" by the man you married who is normal sized (which is way 'tighter' if you aren't using big objects in your free time), after you get pregnant and deliver said normal husband's baby.. It doesn't go completely back. It's 'useable' but there is a slight degree of difference, and it will never return to it's previous elasticity and tightness.

My advice to anyone who has a 'loose' problem from big objects or child birth, do the exercises. You know which ones I'm talking about. They really do help and make a world of difference. It's hard to make a sensible man scream "Its so tight!!" in bed. Or make noise at all in my case. Just..do it. >_>
#207 to #204 - klutzyspy (11/17/2013) [-]
dis anon! dis anon be preaching da thruth!
#105 to #94 - klutzyspy (11/16/2013) [-]
still massive difference from girl to girl depending on both usage and build
User avatar #124 to #105 - forcequest (11/16/2013) [-]
well I like to start off my build with some wards and cloth armor this is a risk
#114 to #77 - mitchr (11/16/2013) [-]
You have a wonderful rant there. Good on you.
#130 - aesis (11/16/2013) [-]
**aesis rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Retoast **
Dad's face when walking in.
User avatar #156 to #130 - garaichu (11/16/2013) [-]
Oh that is perfect.
User avatar #155 to #130 - sirwolfcat (11/16/2013) [-]
this needs more thumbs!
#168 to #166 - secondfunction ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
**secondfunction rolls 93**
#183 to #130 - doggydoodooo (11/17/2013) [-]
Well dam, what a glorious roll.
Well dam, what a glorious roll.
#135 to #130 - UNIQUELOL (11/16/2013) [-]
Nice rollllllllolololol.
Nice rollllllllolololol.
#182 to #130 - pepemex (11/17/2013) [-]
**pepemex rolled a random image posted in comment #51107 at Friendly ** Daughter's face
#64 - Rascal (11/16/2013) [-]
Awkward moment when a cucumber has more chance of getting laid than me...
I made myself sad again...damn..
#40 - infinitereaper ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
I really worry about my fetishes sometimes but for now...
I really worry about my fetishes sometimes but for now...
User avatar #53 to #40 - taurnil (11/16/2013) [-]
the gif is from bakemonogatari, right?
User avatar #58 to #53 - infinitereaper ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Yes, or perhaps from Nisemonogatari, same series
User avatar #61 to #58 - taurnil (11/16/2013) [-]
yeah, recognised from his hair
User avatar #131 to #58 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
This is killing me. I've been thinking. Did they spoof this frame off of a scene from Deathnote?
User avatar #161 to #131 - infinitereaper ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
I wouldn't think so.
User avatar #1 - orikanyo (11/16/2013) [-]
This, I want more of this, this is funny. PEOPLE! We have funny **** over here, come see this!
#148 - tsubakicomplex (11/16/2013) [-]
reminds me of this gem
#41 - ehzio (11/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - ilikespotatoes (11/16/2013) [-]
This site should be full of this stuff, not that gay cancer.
+1 for you OP
User avatar #30 to #20 - trivdiego (11/16/2013) [-]
its just another repost. you can tell by the image quality
#47 - Rascal (11/16/2013) [-]
>Young, and curious about anal masturbation
>Don't have anything to use, but see a 20 mm bullet my parents bought for me at an army navy surplus store
>Put a condom on it, and carefully insert it into my rectum
>A little bit cold, but not too bad given the blunt tip
>I hide it under a pile of clothes next to my bed, still wrapped in the condom, and go to bed with the intention of throwing it away in the morning
>Mom wakes me up, notice the pile of clothes are gone. The bullet is back on the shelf
>No words are ever spoken about this
#170 to #47 - Rascal (11/17/2013) [-]
this should probably be the last thing i ask but why didn't you throw away the condom or something damn man
#14 - areialview (11/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #97 to #14 - newforomador ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey For anybody who wants the source, here it is.
User avatar #125 to #97 - areialview (11/16/2013) [-]
Holy **** I've never laughed harder than that in my whole life
User avatar #21 to #14 - lorddarkskull (11/16/2013) [-]
Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats Joke
this fits your gif even better
#134 - UNIQUELOL (11/16/2013) [-]
First of all, if I were a dad I wouldn't be barging into my son's/daughter's room, knowing all well what they could be doing in there.

Secondly, even though I wouldn't, if I DID barge into my child's room, and caught them masturbating, I would make my statement short and simple. If you were to back out of there quietly it would be quite embarrassing & awkward. If you were to stand there and ******* lecture your kid on masturbation while they stand there exposed, its even more embarrassing & awkward.

I'd say something like "Well, we eat that. Ask your mother to get you something."
#138 - fernddd (11/16/2013) [-]
Well looks like **** here I come
User avatar #143 to #138 - skeptical (11/16/2013) [-]
literally
#102 - closingcube **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [-]
did the dog get sick?
#126 to #102 - halloweenwillcome (11/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 - deadmice (11/16/2013) [-]
I have never had anyone walk in on me whilst i was defeating the huns
#46 - eddymolly (11/16/2013) [-]
Ohh my
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