Fucking neckbeards. .. MFW I already pressed the right arrow key and had to hold it until I finished reading everything.
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Submitted: 10/03/2013
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#13 - haansz (10/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
MFW I already pressed the right arrow key and had to hold it until I finished reading everything.
MFW I already pressed the right arrow key and had to hold it until I finished reading everything.
#35 - adu (10/04/2013) [+] (11 replies)
If this guy wasn't basically a rapist and a jackass, I would almost feel sorry for him. The narrator sounds like an absolute douche as well with how he treats his girlfriend.

This thing almost hurt to read, but it definitely made me feel a LOT better about my own life. Only an on-commission part-time job, living with parents, but going to college at least, healthy weight, had an AMAZING girlfriend, virgin by choice (yes my choice, chucklenuts), and I'm at least respectful, kind, and can do/buy things for myself. I'm 20 years old by the way, which isn't too bad. I'm also not a bad looking dude.

In fact, probably the most pathetic thing I do regularly is waste hours a day on FJ and occasionally cry because of how much I miss my girlfriend. Aside from that, I at least find time to enjoy myself, and my life has definite progression with the classes I'm taking and the Creative Writing Club I'm starting at my campus.
#3 - revanmal (10/04/2013) [+] (11 replies)
No matter how bad I feel about myself, these stories always make me feel so much better.

If you want more stories of weirdos, look up Christian Weston Chandler. That guy's even worse.
#44 - nightmarecorpse (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #49 to #44 - darksideofthebeast (10/04/2013) [-]
Then you missed out.
#21 - rollilho (10/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
am i the only one who feels like he may be talking about himself and made up the whole ex gf / beta brother / no pics thing to feel better about himself ? just an option
#94 - redryumaru (10/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was laughing til he forced a 12 year old to have sex
#80 - arreatface ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
10/10 worth the read.
10/10 worth the read.
#1 - dirtydollar (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
great stories, 10/10 would read again i imagine the neckbeard as the "ackchuallynerd.jpg
#70 - anonymous (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Im twenty, had two girlfriends, currently have a boyfriend, and a part time job to help my single mom pay her rent, i didnt feel to amazing about my self but after reading this im pretty ******* glad im not this bad. Jesus.
#77 - emberstar (10/04/2013) [-]
Congrats! You made it to the comments!
#116 - mustlol (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Neckbeard
#118 to #116 - mustlol (10/04/2013) [-]
El Grande
User avatar #74 - alreadyexiststho (10/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
This reminds me of a guy that was a year older than me in school. I knew him because he was friends with my sister. Once I was out of high school we hung out once, because I figured he seemed nice from what my sister told me.

This guy was a "fedora" guy. At 22, he didn't even have his learners permit so he got a ride to my house, then we walked back to his house (all the way the **** across town) because thats where he wanted to be. Turned out he still lived with his parents. No job, either. We went down to his "room" which was the whole basement. He didn't have a bed, but rather a couch in front of this computer/tv set up. Porn was on the screen. He asked me if I wanted to watch My Little Pony and I had no idea what to say so i sat there with him watching it for about an hour before he turned it off and asked if I wanted to smoke with him. As he was talking this porn slide show came on his computer screen again.

Needless to say I got the **** out of there.
User avatar #6 - malinko ONLINE (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Does anyone else think Will Ferrell could play this guy in a movie/tv show?
#151 - legayunicorn (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How was this man not arrested for having sex with a 12 year old?
This disturbs me, I hope I never cross someone like this.
User avatar #68 - tehpoonages (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this makes me want to go for a run.
#43 - SickDlap (10/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
the guy who made these stories is a douchebag, I would beat the everliving **** out of him for picking on this kid who obviously just needed a little more attention and care.
User avatar #60 to #43 - tomowrath ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
He was calling his own mother worthless...
#51 - anonymous (10/04/2013) [-]
Cheers OP, that made me feel so much better about myself
User avatar #50 - whereisaname (10/04/2013) [-]
I all of the sudden feel great about myself.
#15 - thewaronbeingcool (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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