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#7 - kirkbot ONLINE (12/17/2013) [+] (34 replies)
meanwhile in Switzerland
User avatar #11 to #7 - lordlolland ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
And why do they have so few gun deaths despite large amounts of weapons?
Because its militia and guns are well regulated.

Gun training is required.
All weapons and munitions are individually registered.
You no longer have bullets for your militia rifle, those are kept in armories and available at regulated shooting ranges and gun shops.
Unstable, paranoid and criminal types are denied gun ownership in Switzerland.
Gun trade among individuals requires a valid weapon acquisition permit.
The sale of automatic firearms, selective fire weapons and certain accessories such as sound suppressors is forbidden.
Semi-automatic weapons are legal to purchase with a permit.
When transporting a gun, the ammunition must be separated from the gun, no ammunition in a magazine. The transport does not need to be direct but needs a valid purpose.
To carry anything but your army-issued rifle in public you must have a valid carrying permit, to get such a permit you need to be able to plausibly state the need to carry firearms to protect oneself, other people, or real property, and pass an examination proving both weapon handling skills and knowledge regarding lawful use of the weapon.
User avatar #39 - ariplayer (12/17/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Texas actually looks so much more fun and so much more safe to live in than many other places of the united states.

someone tell me if i am wrong i dont live in the US lol
#91 - slenderwolf (12/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Its so hot in Texas, we're lucky if Hell opens up and send us a cool breeze.
User avatar #1 - bitchesdigcelestia (12/17/2013) [+] (47 replies)
God how I abhor the state of Texas....almost every bad stereotype other countries have of America originates from texas and it's neighbor states....honestly, just fuck the entire deep south.
#23 to #2 - dieterkaiser ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Fuck off, Florida is NOT better than Texas. All you have there are old people, sand, and Cubans.
#92 - slenderwolf (12/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Texas is so flat that when your dog runs away you can watch him run away for three days.
#64 - include (12/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ya'll can't say nutin' bad about Texas.
#94 - williamzanziger (12/17/2013) [-]
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#198 - someguyonthewebz (12/18/2013) [-]
God bless Texas
#113 - smellmyfaceforswag (12/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Some of this stuff doesn't look that bad though.  admit it. That motorized wheel chair looked bad ass.
Some of this stuff doesn't look that bad though. admit it. That motorized wheel chair looked bad ass.
#108 - hitbyadriveby (12/17/2013) [-]
looks like my pubes
#197 - LocoJoe (12/18/2013) [-]
Get rekt faggots!
Get rekt faggots!
#75 - roliga (12/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Don't get me wrong I love Texas and all but I don't get why everyone refers to it as the gun state when openly carrying a handgun there is illegal, while it's legal in many other states like Arizona, New Mexico, Georgia, Florida, etc.
#212 - dtanobo (12/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Meanwhile at Dane Cook's house
User avatar #30 - anonibusii (12/17/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I didn't know Nederland was in Texas... Seriously, they have a city/town/whatever named after a country? Weird.
User avatar #32 to #30 - hudis (12/17/2013) [-]
For every European city, there is like ten American cities with the same name. I know, it's ridiculous.
#8 - traffy (12/17/2013) [-]
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#231 - lotrfan (12/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand why Texans would ever ant to secede  from America. Everything about them screams America. They're fat, loud, gun-toting, burger-eating Americans.
I don't understand why Texans would ever ant to secede from America. Everything about them screams America. They're fat, loud, gun-toting, burger-eating Americans.
#251 to #231 - konradkurze (12/18/2013) [-]
maybe they see themselves as more american than the rest of america and want away from the weak sissy non-texans
#187 - earldibblesjr (12/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
MFW when King of the Hill is actually a pretty accurate depiction of life in Texas


and when I love the Texan lifestyle
User avatar #128 - furryflava (12/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
As a Texan I can confirm these.
no, literally, this shit happens regularly here.
all the fucking time.
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