Fucking Australia. want sum fuk?. There' s a plant that can kill vou if vou touch it! toroid's, also known as the stinging bush, gympie stinger, mulberry- leave
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User avatar #10 - hamsterfriendly (10/27/2013) [-]
Middle paragraph...
"It is the most virulent of the Australian species of stinging trees."
Species of stinging trees...
There's more...
User avatar #35 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/27/2013) [-]
If aliens ever want to invade, I hope their advance scouts land in Australia.
"Scout Praxis here. Everyone else is dead. Xeblax was swallowed up by the soil yesterday. It just... dragged him under before any of us could react. Zanderflex finally perished from the wound inflicted on him by what I am choosing to call the 'jumpy punchy ******** . Doc would have saved him, but one of his flora samples spat acid at his face during an experiment, and he stumbled blindly into a pit filled with small carnivorous Earth creatures earlier this morning.
The cockpit of our craft is filled with the agile stranglers, and I exhausted my final blaster cell days ago. I am sending this message via emergency beacon in the hopes that someone will receive it and realize this-We can't invade this planet. Everything here can kill us. Even the atmosphere-maintenance lifeforms want us dead. Just...leave it to the pink things. They can have it."
User avatar #43 to #35 - ariusbrightwing (10/27/2013) [-]
That's not a bad ******* idea. It could be a movie from the point of view of the aliens, acting as the protagonists, but hey, it's your idea. Don't let me or anyone else change how you see it fit.

#15 - thenewnuggubler (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if this is the same plant, but apparently there's a story of this guy who accidentally wiped his ass with it
User avatar #38 to #15 - fedegon (10/27/2013) [-]
I think the story was with poison iviy.
User avatar #39 to #38 - thenewnuggubler (10/27/2013) [-]
No, I remember that it was some special (and horrifying) plant like this thing, I just can't remember exactly what it was. Poison ivy leaves would be too small to wipe your ass with
#24 to #15 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #15 - ivroht (10/27/2013) [-]
That made my butthole pucker in sympathy. My ass is literally knitting buttons out of the seat cover. You devil, I may never **** again.
#13 - deathtoswag (10/27/2013) [-]
Eventually, the plants become so ******* scared of the deadly animals,
they evolve and adapt to kill the **** outta them.
#29 to #13 - sequel (10/27/2013) [-]
Well, I there's this one kind of plant that kills animals like sheep to fertilize its soil.

Ah here it is
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-22967160
User avatar #30 to #29 - sequel (10/27/2013) [-]
I forgot how I sentence I.
#19 to #13 - infinitereaper (10/27/2013) [-]
It's...   
   
happening
It's...

happening
User avatar #21 to #19 - BoatLoadofCMen (10/27/2013) [-]
That film is ******* terrible.
#22 to #21 - infinitereaper (10/27/2013) [-]
I 			*******		 loved it, 			****		 the critics.
I ******* loved it, **** the critics.
User avatar #45 to #22 - misfitsftw (10/27/2013) [-]
your gif reminded me of this guy,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgcfHil2AMU
#28 to #13 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
please don't tell me you used your own face as a reaction.
User avatar #53 to #28 - deathtoswag (10/28/2013) [-]
**** no!
That's my friend.



I'm 10 times sexier than him.
#2 - crazyolitis (10/26/2013) [-]
Why am I not surprised that the plants from Australia are so dangerous?
Why am I not surprised that the plants from Australia are so dangerous?
#34 - eomond (10/27/2013) [-]
No wonder Australians make such good fighting troops. The front line is less dangerous than going for a walk in the woods.
User avatar #8 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I heard about that on an excursion on a field trip to a rain forest. Apparently during a war or war game, a soldier was getting ready to shower when they were attacked, so he jumped for the nearest bush, which unfortunately was that one. The pain was so intense that he eventually shot himself.

Oh, and heres a fun fact, moisture makes the infected area hurt more.
User avatar #14 to #8 - yunoknow (10/27/2013) [-]
Heard a similar story from a rainforest trip. But my version involved a soldier taking a dump and a god awful poor choice for TP.
User avatar #55 to #14 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
that was the second story. Had to have a fan on his bare ass for months or something
#20 - infinitereaper (10/27/2013) [-]
fixed*
#7 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
I want to plant these around my house windows, would be epic burglar protection. (Note that I would also have fences and signs to discourage people from entering my yard.)

>Come home one evening.
>See broken window and a hand sticking out of shrubs.
>Call Police.
>Laugh knowing that they will never rob another person.
#18 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
When I see **** like this I always wonder why don't we just completely eradicate this species of plant? Same thing with poison ivy and **** . I'm sure the planet will be fine if we kill off this species and in it's place plant other plants.
#23 to #18 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm sure the ecosystem would be fine with an entire species being driven to extinction. Bro, you reaaally don't want to do that.
#27 to #23 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
That's what i'm saying. It will be fine. Instead of these deadly plants we plant some ******* trees or bushes in their place. They don't seem to serve any huge purpose.
#3 - kanatana (10/26/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #4045818 at Friendly ** Seriously, **** Australia.
User avatar #50 - jasytis (10/27/2013) [-]
Should have marked red the part where it says the plant can kill a ******* HORSE
User avatar #49 - swifterly (10/27/2013) [-]
What the hell is the point of half the things in Australia. It's as if Natural Selection or God forget it existed.
#47 - igelior (10/27/2013) [-]
guys, what if australia is just the real life version of dark souls? just think about it for a second...
User avatar #44 - snipys (10/27/2013) [-]
Not enough red lines or arrows. Could I get some help?
#41 - lolollo (10/27/2013) [-]
There was a movie out a couple years ago called "The Ruins" that I had the displeasure of finding late one night. The acting and plot was terrible, but the simple idea of "plants that eat people" has freaked me out ever since.
User avatar #42 to #41 - slugnugget (10/27/2013) [-]
Watch The Day Of The Triffids 2009 2 part series
#40 - geisterhaft (10/27/2013) [-]
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