Fucking Australia. want sum fuk?. There' s a plant that can kill vou if vou touch it! toroid's, also known as the stinging bush, gympie stinger, mulberry- leave
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Fucking Australia

want sum fuk?

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Submitted: 10/26/2013
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User avatar #10 - hamsterfriendly (10/27/2013) [-]
Middle paragraph...
"It is the most virulent of the Australian species of stinging trees."
Species of stinging trees...
There's more...
User avatar #25 - vladhellsing (10/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think I ate one of these once. Had bad diarrhoea.
#32 to #25 - realzzz (10/27/2013) [-]
Something makes me not want to believe you.
User avatar #35 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If aliens ever want to invade, I hope their advance scouts land in Australia.
"Scout Praxis here. Everyone else is dead. Xeblax was swallowed up by the soil yesterday. It just... dragged him under before any of us could react. Zanderflex finally perished from the wound inflicted on him by what I am choosing to call the 'jumpy punchy ******** . Doc would have saved him, but one of his flora samples spat acid at his face during an experiment, and he stumbled blindly into a pit filled with small carnivorous Earth creatures earlier this morning.
The cockpit of our craft is filled with the agile stranglers, and I exhausted my final blaster cell days ago. I am sending this message via emergency beacon in the hopes that someone will receive it and realize this-We can't invade this planet. Everything here can kill us. Even the atmosphere-maintenance lifeforms want us dead. Just...leave it to the pink things. They can have it."
#13 - deathtoswag (10/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Eventually, the plants become so ******* scared of the deadly animals,
they evolve and adapt to kill the **** outta them.
#15 - thenewnuggubler (10/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm not sure if this is the same plant, but apparently there's a story of this guy who accidentally wiped his ass with it
#2 - crazyolitis (10/26/2013) [-]
Why am I not surprised that the plants from Australia are so dangerous?
Why am I not surprised that the plants from Australia are so dangerous?
#34 - eomond (10/27/2013) [-]
No wonder Australians make such good fighting troops. The front line is less dangerous than going for a walk in the woods.
User avatar #8 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I heard about that on an excursion on a field trip to a rain forest. Apparently during a war or war game, a soldier was getting ready to shower when they were attacked, so he jumped for the nearest bush, which unfortunately was that one. The pain was so intense that he eventually shot himself.

Oh, and heres a fun fact, moisture makes the infected area hurt more.
#20 - infinitereaper ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
fixed*
#7 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
I want to plant these around my house windows, would be epic burglar protection. (Note that I would also have fences and signs to discourage people from entering my yard.)

>Come home one evening.
>See broken window and a hand sticking out of shrubs.
>Call Police.
>Laugh knowing that they will never rob another person.
#37 - blargmode (10/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"It is the most virulent of the Australian species of stinging trees"
"Australian species of stinging trees"
"stinging trees"

I don't even..
#33 - moofiefoof (10/27/2013) [-]
damn it Australia T_T
#18 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When I see **** like this I always wonder why don't we just completely eradicate this species of plant? Same thing with poison ivy and **** . I'm sure the planet will be fine if we kill off this species and in it's place plant other plants.
#17 - kmichel (10/27/2013) [-]
Wasn't there a Man vs. Wild type of show where the host intentionally got himself stung by the plant? What did he use to get rid of the tiny stingers? A knife?
User avatar #6 - wizadry (10/27/2013) [-]
**** i used to live in gympie that **** scares me, **** i'm never going into a rain forest again,
User avatar #5 - kyliemo (10/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The housing coordinator for my university is from Australia. He told me that students are required to take a course on "How to survive Australia" in school.
#4 - cobanger (10/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i got stung by this in queensland about 9 months ago when hiking, and my arm still hurts when i rub it or put cold water on it
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