Fuck your white horse.. . A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR IS A MAN WHO HAS NEVER HAD HIS METAL TRULY TESTED. Or alternatively he's REALLY good.
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User avatar #39 - boneknight (07/12/2014) [+] (15 replies)
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Hey, it's actually on the front page. That's surprising.
#22 - anotherponyaccount (07/12/2014) [-]
Or alternatively he's REALLY good.
User avatar #67 to #22 - witislimited (07/12/2014) [-]
Therefore, his mettle was too good to be truly tested.
#138 to #22 - aggressiveunicorn (07/12/2014) [-]
Or he's just so grossly incandescent.
#90 to #22 - munchyman (07/12/2014) [-]
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#43 to #22 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
or just bought a new armor
#44 to #43 - blancka (07/12/2014) [-]
With the money he got from being really good
#45 - zaywoot ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Or maybe you just need to git gud or git rekt
User avatar #70 to #45 - vegituh (07/12/2014) [-]
is that boba fett?
User avatar #71 to #70 - zaywoot ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's a still from the new star wars movies, this pic, along with a few behind the scenes photos was leaked from set
#49 to #45 - maguitox ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Truer words have never been spoken
Truer words have never been spoken
#37 - easternigguh (07/12/2014) [-]
Knights are just slightly tougher noblemen
User avatar #1 - internetexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
Or it's a retard covered in tinfoil.
User avatar #2 to #1 - boneknight (07/12/2014) [-]
You again. Why are you so negative?
User avatar #3 to #2 - internetexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
***** I'm not negative, I'm trying to make comedy.
User avatar #23 to #3 - siriusfakk (07/12/2014) [-]
Lame-o.
User avatar #4 to #3 - boneknight (07/12/2014) [-]
But it's so negative, can't you try so more positive comedy?

I'm just fukkin with you dawg.
User avatar #5 to #4 - internetexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
I CAN make more positive comedy, but that would mean everyone gets AIDS, because I'm a huge ******* faggot.
User avatar #6 to #5 - boneknight (07/12/2014) [-]
But how huge are you?

Why are you dragging this out?
User avatar #7 to #6 - internetexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
As huge a faggot as......., my creepy orange uncle

for ***** and giggls m8000
User avatar #8 to #7 - boneknight (07/12/2014) [-]
Why is he orange? Is he an ompaloompa? And is really your uncle?

For ***** and giggles then.
User avatar #9 to #8 - internetexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
Say his name and you shall understand the curse upon it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - boneknight (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm really dense. Please whip out you diamond studded cock and drill some understanding into me.

You know I would like to watch my show....
User avatar #11 to #10 - internetexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
Well then.

Do it faggot. I need some sleep anyway.
User avatar #12 to #11 - boneknight (07/12/2014) [-]
Hmpf.

Sweet dream Darling.
User avatar #41 to #1 - norwegiandude (07/12/2014) [-]
Tinfoil ain't armor though...
User avatar #134 to #1 - dndxplain ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
they prefer the term "Larp"ers
#29 to #1 - finalfaptasy (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh yeah? Well, too bad you ain't got **** on my Tin Foil Hat of Government Resistance +5
#15 - aeros ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
#124 to #15 - jeegusithus (07/12/2014) [-]
"I know... people have been swinging at me for years but they always seem to miss."
#129 to #124 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #160 to #124 - redrepeater (07/13/2014) [-]
This guy reminds me of prince charming. Was it intentional or just a coincidence?
#57 - ninjabadger (07/12/2014) [-]
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#117 - iliekbats (07/12/2014) [-]
A knight in shining armor is a casul
A knight in shining armor is a casul
#157 to #117 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #118 to #117 - crazyllamax (07/12/2014) [-]
Wut rings u got bitch?
User avatar #121 to #118 - iliekbats (07/12/2014) [-]
all of them
#65 - malkotay (07/12/2014) [-]
Chosen you're opponents wisely, then.
User avatar #87 to #65 - sinconn (07/12/2014) [-]
*you're
User avatar #166 to #87 - chimpaflimp (07/13/2014) [-]
Lol faggot doesn't even know about word filters. NO toes FOR YOU
#104 - megayoming (07/12/2014) [-]
Mfw armor is shining because of the blood bath
#176 to #104 - devinex (07/14/2014) [-]
master race Berserk
#89 - hypocritical ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
git gud
User avatar #46 - vgmddg (07/12/2014) [-]
“The knight is a man of blood and iron, a man familiar with the sight of smashed faces and the ragged stumps of lopped-off limbs; he is also a demure, almost a maidenlike, guest in hall, a gentle, modest, unobtrusive man. He is not a compromise or happy mean between ferocity and meekness; he is fierce to the nth and meek to the nth.”

--C. S. Lewis
#26 - biscuitsunited (07/12/2014) [-]
Your amour gets dirty and dented?
Get gud faggot
#51 to #26 - symmiie ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
#55 - realreality (07/12/2014) [-]
**** you're bitch ass, casual quote. Jaime is best Lannister. #NoDisrespectToTyrion
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User avatar #114 to #55 - vicktow (07/12/2014) [-]
didn't miss when that guy took his ******* hand.
User avatar #122 to #114 - realreality (07/12/2014) [-]
He wasn't wearing his armour then was he ?
#148 - jdistasio (07/13/2014) [-]
Or, you know, he gets his armor cleaned
#167 to #81 - alphadolan (07/13/2014) [-]
You better not have an s13
#171 to #167 - xxyzx (07/13/2014) [-]
Got a 1982 Datsun 280zx turbo that needs to be brought back to life...what's wrong with an S13?
#172 to #171 - alphadolan (07/13/2014) [-]
Nothin at all I was just messin I got a 89 s13 with an sr20det man I love it
#174 to #172 - xxyzx (07/13/2014) [-]
oh....well then in that case...
oh....well then in that case...
#175 to #174 - alphadolan (07/13/2014) [-]
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
User avatar #33 - langweilig (07/12/2014) [-]
this isnt funny but it deserves toes bc its awesome and **** bitches
User avatar #35 to #33 - langweilig (07/12/2014) [-]
what is going on
User avatar #144 to #35 - reapermaster ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
word filters are getting stuck in you're ass
User avatar #177 to #144 - langweilig (07/18/2014) [-]
so very annoying
User avatar #164 to #144 - chimpaflimp (07/13/2014) [-]
for your write you're and vice versa. Some utter bastard suggested they be switched as a filter.
User avatar #34 to #33 - langweilig (07/12/2014) [-]
toes
#16 - thedarkassassin (07/12/2014) [-]
What about his... mettle?   
   
 met·tle  (mtl)   
n.   
1.  Courage and fortitude; spirit: troops who showed their mettle in combat.   
   
2.  Inherent quality of character and temperament.   
Idiom:    
 on (one's) mettle   
 Prepared to accept a challenge and do one's best.
What about his... mettle?

met·tle (mtl)
n.
1. Courage and fortitude; spirit: troops who showed their mettle in combat.

2. Inherent quality of character and temperament.
Idiom:
on (one's) mettle
Prepared to accept a challenge and do one's best.
User avatar #20 to #16 - beasert (07/12/2014) [-]
It's a pun.
#149 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
Git gud or git rekt
Git gud or git rekt
User avatar #162 - slapchoppin ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
who needs armor when you can just be a speedy little cunt
#158 - kaneporter (07/13/2014) [-]
truly
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