Fuck your white horse.. . A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR IS A MAN WHO HAS NEVER HAD HIS METAL TRULY TESTED. Or alternatively he's REALLY good.
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Fuck your white horse.

A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR
IS A MAN WHO HAS NEVER
HAD HIS METAL TRULY TESTED
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User avatar #39 - boneknight (07/12/2014) [+] (15 replies)
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Hey, it's actually on the front page. That's surprising.
#22 - anotherponyaccount (07/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Or alternatively he's REALLY good.
User avatar #1 - internetexplain ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Or it's a retard covered in tinfoil.
#15 - aeros (07/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #18 - vladhellsing (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
*mettle
User avatar #19 to #18 - skyrimdovah ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
No, it's a pun, metal and mettle. OP did it on purpose
#37 - easternigguh (07/12/2014) [-]
Knights are just slightly tougher noblemen
#45 - zaywoot (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Or maybe you just need to git gud or git rekt
#57 - ninjabadger (07/12/2014) [-]
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#26 - biscuitsunited (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Your amour gets dirty and dented?
Get gud faggot
#16 - thedarkassassin (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What about his... mettle?   
   
 met·tle  (mtl)   
n.   
1.  Courage and fortitude; spirit: troops who showed their mettle in combat.   
   
2.  Inherent quality of character and temperament.   
Idiom:    
 on (one's) mettle   
 Prepared to accept a challenge and do one's best.
What about his... mettle?

met·tle (mtl)
n.
1. Courage and fortitude; spirit: troops who showed their mettle in combat.

2. Inherent quality of character and temperament.
Idiom:
on (one's) mettle
Prepared to accept a challenge and do one's best.
#117 - iliekbats (07/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
A knight in shining armor is a casul
A knight in shining armor is a casul
#65 - malkotay (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Chosen you're opponents wisely, then.
#55 - realreality (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**** you're bitch ass, casual quote. Jaime is best Lannister. #NoDisrespectToTyrion
#104 - megayoming (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw armor is shining because of the blood bath
#89 - hypocritical (07/12/2014) [-]
git gud
User avatar #46 - vgmddg ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
“The knight is a man of blood and iron, a man familiar with the sight of smashed faces and the ragged stumps of lopped-off limbs; he is also a demure, almost a maidenlike, guest in hall, a gentle, modest, unobtrusive man. He is not a compromise or happy mean between ferocity and meekness; he is fierce to the nth and meek to the nth.”

--C. S. Lewis
User avatar #33 - langweilig (07/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
this isnt funny but it deserves toes bc its awesome and **** bitches
User avatar #34 to #33 - langweilig (07/12/2014) [-]
toes
#148 - jdistasio (07/13/2014) [-]
Or, you know, he gets his armor cleaned
#81 - xxyzx (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#73 - bagman (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This whole quote is a farce because "metal" is the wrong polyphone. To have one's mettle tested is to have one's strength of spirit tested, not (metal) armor.
#78 to #73 - xgrandmoffx (07/12/2014) [-]
What if I told you that the metal of a knight's armor is a metaphor for the man's mettle? In battle (representing hardship), both are tested.
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