Fuck the Police. . GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE Proper prep is necessary for the photo to turn out how you wont. Jesuit, . One month of growth is the comes to work
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Fuck the Police

GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE
Proper prep is necessary for the photo
to turn out how you wont.
Jesuit, .
One month of growth is the
comes to work with...
A little male pattern boldness.
We never been to Tennessee, but if I hod....
My favorite but I didn' t expect to get
owow with it.
orh
Crossed my eyes while keeping one on the Romero,
pushed my head back to give o double chin.
License
It wos like christmas when it come in the mail.
The only thing left to do wos get pulled over!
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User avatar #8 to #6 - infinitereaper (01/08/2014) [-]
because he can
User avatar #183 to #175 - desiduratum (01/09/2014) [-]
I gave a thumb for the idea spark.
#31 - Temperance (01/08/2014) [-]
This does not look like you...
#45 to #31 - Tyranitar (01/09/2014) [-]
Arstotzka is great country, very friendly! No need for passport!
#30 - fuckallyouniggers ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
First thing I thought of
First thing I thought of
#7 - include ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Why does this remind me of Trevor?
Why does this remind me of Trevor?
User avatar #155 to #7 - fingernails (01/09/2014) [-]
grass comment guy
#24 to #7 - jaymichaeltwothree (01/08/2014) [-]
How do you get colored text?
How do you get colored text?
User avatar #55 to #24 - xsap (01/09/2014) [-]
i had to suck admins dick
User avatar #28 to #24 - include ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Post OC.
User avatar #29 to #28 - jaymichaeltwothree (01/08/2014) [-]
That simple? I thought there was more to it. I knew it started with OC but....
User avatar #66 to #29 - newdevyx (01/09/2014) [-]
or get the most thumbs on random board.
User avatar #84 to #24 - deadmansdope (01/09/2014) [-]
DJ Admin has these events ( like recently making OC that he likes) or being a Mod. Probably more stuff, but I forget.
User avatar #85 to #84 - jaymichaeltwothree (01/09/2014) [-]
Is it permanent?
User avatar #202 to #85 - atma (01/09/2014) [-]
90 days atm
User avatar #86 to #85 - deadmansdope (01/09/2014) [-]
Should be. Obviously I wouldn't know.
#129 to #7 - Minnesota (01/09/2014) [-]
The answer seems pretty obvious.
The answer seems pretty obvious.
#23 to #7 - Trelard (01/08/2014) [-]
I thought that's where the guy going with it too.
#5 - jasonseagull (01/08/2014) [-]
Cop's fw
User avatar #22 to #5 - ragingcacti (01/08/2014) [-]
Except, you know... then they arrest him...
User avatar #49 to #22 - thebaseballexpert (01/09/2014) [-]
hes not breaking a law. Its not illegal to change your hairstyle
User avatar #50 to #49 - ragingcacti (01/09/2014) [-]
Its illegal to deliberately change your appearance for any form of official identification.
User avatar #51 to #50 - thebaseballexpert (01/09/2014) [-]
good luck proving he did it delibrately
User avatar #52 to #51 - ragingcacti (01/09/2014) [-]
Good luck proving he ******* didnt.
#54 to #52 - tmills (01/09/2014) [-]
i think the phrase "Innocent until proven guilty" is applicable here
User avatar #53 to #52 - thebaseballexpert (01/09/2014) [-]
the prosecutor has the burden of proof?? you cant say in the court of law "They can't prove i did it intentionally""Well, they cant prove he didn't do it intentionally"

You would get laughed right out of the courtroom. Lack of contrary evidence =/= proof of guilt
#71 to #53 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
They'd let him go once they had proof it was actually him. But he might get detained because of it, which would suck for him.
User avatar #77 to #53 - ragingcacti (01/09/2014) [-]
Hes the only one who can update his own license, of course it was him.
User avatar #78 to #77 - thebaseballexpert (01/09/2014) [-]
There's no doubt it was him. It's HIS drivers license

The argument is over whether he changed his appearance deliberately for the picture
User avatar #81 to #78 - ragingcacti (01/09/2014) [-]
If he looks the way that he did in the first picture when the officer stops him, his lack of balding and lazy eye are kinda good indications. He could get arrested for driving with another mans licence before they figure out that its actually him, and then they pile on the count of changing outward appearance intentionally. Should he go to court, he probably wont get charged; seeing as he could plead the 5th and lack of contrary evidence could mean he isn't stuck with jail time, but its still a risk if they ever find this post or anything on facebook, etc. And even then, its more than a little obvious, and a judge could hit him with not getting the picture taken when he looked as he typically did at the time of the picture, which is still an offence.

And even if that situation never happens, he cant really use this as a form of identification. He looks nothing like the picture, so a TSA officer wont let him to a gate for a flight if they cant confirm his identity... he would have to use a secondary ID like a passport. Bars, hes also ****** if they have to ID. Its funny, but totally impractical and probably a really stupid decision.
#99 to #81 - imgood (01/09/2014) [-]
First off, tl;dr
second off, that case would never reach court, it's a waste of time
third off, baldness happens all the time..... and people have derped pictures before... if anything the cop would laugh, they know what indicators to looke for in an ID to see if it is the same person (such as bone structure)
User avatar #135 to #81 - hairysmellyanus (01/09/2014) [-]
raging. those other guys are ******* retarded. you are right.
User avatar #4 - granadablashlack (01/08/2014) [-]
if you get id'd they will think you stole it from your redneck father
#2 - kingsombra (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, this can't backfire in any way
Yeah, this can't backfire in any way
#21 to #2 - theroyjenkins (01/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry, his diuck swalling talents will be useful in prison
Don't worry, his diuck swalling talents will be useful in prison
#119 - comeherekids (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm from tennessee...
I'm from tennessee...
User avatar #121 to #119 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
me too..
User avatar #133 to #119 - giveupnow (01/09/2014) [-]
I literally just watched that episode of quantum leap like an hour ago.
User avatar #151 to #119 - makethingsworse (01/09/2014) [-]
Columbia, TN reporting in. Lot's of drugs and black people here.
#126 to #119 - hoddon (01/09/2014) [-]
Me too buddy. Near nashvilee
User avatar #131 to #126 - nucularwar (01/09/2014) [-]
Knoxvillian/Cookevillian reporting in
#128 to #126 - hoddon (01/09/2014) [-]
Nashville*
#67 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
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> The only thing left to do was get pulled over!

crazy cracka
#32 - daffyduckyo (01/08/2014) [-]
this dude convinced the Austrian authorities that he is a pastafarian and that the noodle strainer on his head is part of his religion
#156 to #32 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
This dude is now member of the Austrian Parliament
#141 - xMWxBEASTx (01/09/2014) [-]
>Cops face when
#17 - skullball (01/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#149 - coolnice (01/09/2014) [-]
For why would you do this?
#139 - delphine ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I did not expect to laugh so hard, there are tears on my face.   
This is probably the first thing on FJ to make me laugh in  a long time.    
Beautiful.
I did not expect to laugh so hard, there are tears on my face.
This is probably the first thing on FJ to make me laugh in a long time.
Beautiful.
#138 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
Found his baby picture
User avatar #127 - makeithail (01/09/2014) [-]
not much room to slam tennessee like that when you're from indiana
#15 - glueckspirat (01/08/2014) [-]
good evening problem what seems to be the officer?
#165 to #15 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
Had to. Could not resist.
User avatar #35 to #15 - crackmaster (01/08/2014) [-]
I swear to drunk I'm not god
#46 - twofreegerbils (01/09/2014) [-]
I got a huge haircut right after I got my most recent passport photos taken, I get double takes at customs and immigration all the time.
I got a huge haircut right after I got my most recent passport photos taken, I get double takes at customs and immigration all the time.
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