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Frog porn. Leonardo DiCaprio. Try an experiment with photosynthesis. 1. Put two miss in two , but put a plant in the bottom of one. 2. The mouse without the pla

Leonardo DiCaprio

Try an experiment with
photosynthesis.
1. Put two miss in two , but
put a plant in the bottom of one.
2. The mouse without the plant will die
because it ran out of oxygen.
3. By performing this experiment, wears
woven you have some serious
psychological problems.
it Seriously, it was just photosynthesis.
We knew about it already. Herbert died
for nothing.
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#1 - szymqers (06/20/2014) [-]
it doesnt work at night!
trust me, i checked
#38 to #1 - Orc (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure you can buy lights for that.
-5
#2 to #1 - wastelandgunner has deleted their comment [-]
#12 to #2 - broswagonist (06/20/2014) [-]
Sit at the corner and think about what you said.
#25 to #2 - Rascal (06/20/2014) [-]
They can, provided that the sun is up... Which kinda contradicts the "night" thing. Unless you're in very northen parts of the world (at certain season).
User avatar #17 to #2 - subtard (06/20/2014) [-]
Some plants intake carbon dioxide at night, like pineapples.
But they ready themselves for photosynthesis which has to happen during the day
#9 - xyzlegend (06/20/2014) [-]
My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and... they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one...
they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.
#34 to #9 - dronenortle (06/20/2014) [-]
******* psychopath that was pretty funny
#55 to #9 - stepsword (06/21/2014) [-]
>How do you get rats off an island? Hmm?

More like how do you get them there in the first place
#29 to #9 - Rascal (06/20/2014) [-]
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Wouldn't you just end up stuck with a bunch of rat-eating rats as opposed to the coconut-eating ones? Sure, population wouldn't go up as fast, but it would still lead to problems because rats reproduce at a really high rate. (All assuming the rats don't just eat each other in the first place.)
User avatar #58 to #29 - grandlordchicken (06/21/2014) [-]
A cannabalistic rat has to eat waaaaay more rats than the amount of baby rats it will produce, and then those baby rats need waaaay more meat to grow up. If you've only got cannabalistic rats then you've got energy going out of the rat based system but none coming in, they might as well still be in the barrel. Just basic thermodynamic really.
User avatar #42 to #9 - nustix (06/20/2014) [-]
If you become a cannibal because tyou have nothing else to eat it doesn't mean you won't eat cheesburgers if you get back to civilization..
#32 to #9 - grandlordchicken (06/20/2014) [-]
But what if one bites you, and gets a taste for that sweet, sweet, succulent human flesh?
#47 to #32 - grandlordchicken (06/20/2014) [-]
They will multiply and swarm the land like a sea of teeth and flesh,
#57 to #47 - grandlordchicken (06/21/2014) [-]
We are small, but we are many. We are many; we are small.
We were here before you rose. We will be here when you fall.
We have teeth and we have tails. We have tails; we have eyes.
We were here before you fell. You will be here when we rise.
We have eyes and we have nerveses. We have tails; we have teeth.
You'll all get what you deserveses when we rise from underneath.
There will be a little tussle. You will topple from your throne.
We will nibble off the muscle. We will nibble off the bone.
#46 to #9 - laxwarriord (06/20/2014) [-]
>Nothing to boast about

Im sorry, if i had an island, i would tell everyone who made eye contact with me, even if it was only 5 meters across
User avatar #11 to #9 - randomwanker (06/20/2014) [-]
did you get that from a movie?
User avatar #16 to #11 - thethirddoctor (06/20/2014) [-]
James Bond. Skyfall.
#18 to #9 - dissectedtesticle (06/20/2014) [-]
i enjoy this
User avatar #13 to #9 - sirfiiddlesticks (06/20/2014) [-]
That... is disturbing.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sirfiiddlesticks (06/20/2014) [-]
I SAID IT WAS DISTURBING
#23 to #13 - Rascal (06/20/2014) [-]
Your choice of colored text is disturbing.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sirfiiddlesticks (06/20/2014) [-]
I know.
User avatar #33 to #24 - danster ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master Race.
User avatar #40 to #13 - nativninja (06/20/2014) [-]
its okay. my colour is also strange on the eyes.
User avatar #43 to #40 - mysticana (06/20/2014) [-]
I think yours is worst actually
User avatar #44 to #43 - nativninja (06/20/2014) [-]
I try.
User avatar #53 to #44 - victhree (06/21/2014) [-]
I'll give mysticana this one, your comments make my eyes bleed.
User avatar #56 to #53 - nativninja (06/21/2014) [-]
all in a days work.
User avatar #54 to #43 - kievaughnb (06/21/2014) [-]
it is
also why do i see you everywhere you faggot
#22 to #9 - Rascal (06/20/2014) [-]
Pic related
Pic related
#3 - firesky (06/20/2014) [-]
Instructions not clear enough.
Dick died because lack of oxygen
User avatar #20 - profwalrus (06/20/2014) [-]
You deserve an Oscar for that description
#45 - greatgranpapy (06/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 - deadmansdope ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - thesealhole (06/20/2014) [-]
Thanks for no frog porn op you douche
User avatar #36 - docxy (06/20/2014) [-]
r.i.p. herbert squeckenbockers
User avatar #21 - harbingerwolf (06/20/2014) [-]
Scientists do seem to be like this sometimes, there's this nasty ass beetle larvae that lets itself get eaten by frogs, then eats them from the inside out. After 10 frogs the beetle larvae won every time, so they then carried the test out like 50 more times...
#41 to #21 - findaway (06/20/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #27 to #21 - frenzyhero ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
They gotta entertain themselves somehow.
User avatar #49 to #15 - newforomador (06/20/2014) [-]
I don't get it. Was it made by one of those dumb asses that think dinosaurs never really existed? What does it have to with the content?
User avatar #59 to #49 - dentalfloss (06/21/2014) [-]
they're from a website called fake science.
User avatar #60 to #59 - newforomador (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh, okay. That makes enough sense.
#6 - uchihalover (06/20/2014) [-]
sasuke sama thinks animal cruelty is no joke! shame on you
#35 to #6 - dronenortle (06/20/2014) [-]
you're still pretty gay.
#8 to #6 - narflarg (06/20/2014) [-]
This pissed me off and i dont know why.
#26 to #6 - dehnoobshow (06/20/2014) [-]
Then explain his hostility against the 9-Tailed fox?   
Fox for Christ's sake.
Then explain his hostility against the 9-Tailed fox?
Fox for Christ's sake.
#28 - xcoreyx (06/20/2014) [-]
The one on the left would survive because of respiration, not photosynthesis.
User avatar #50 to #28 - heraske (06/20/2014) [-]
No, it would survive because of Photosynthesis and Cellular Respiration. Plant would die without Cellular Respiration, mouse would die without Photosynthesis.
User avatar #7 - Namezone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
both would probably die. The plant isn't efficient enough at photosynthesis, at least not in the picture. plus no water and the mouse can't get to the plant. 2/10 terrarium, total deathtrap.
User avatar #10 to #7 - skeptical (06/20/2014) [-]
the one on the right would still die first tho
User avatar #52 to #7 - stevecartel (06/21/2014) [-]
Nerd
User avatar #5 - steamloler (06/20/2014) [-]
Tim...?

Is this what tim died for?!
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