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#15 to #13 - redteamgriff (01/23/2014) [-]
Vitamin D
#19 to #15 - youxbarstard (01/23/2014) [-]
Don't you mean vital D?
User avatar #4 - tittylovin (01/23/2014) [-]
If you ever start to believe that women are smarter just men, just read their facebook comments.
#96 to #4 - hurzg (01/23/2014) [-]
women are smarter just men
#18 to #4 - clythoris (01/23/2014) [-]
"Smart" women do not use facebook to attract attention. Facebook comments and posts are full of stupid females and all kinds of booty horny guys just trying to get some muff/anus-filler.
User avatar #20 to #18 - tittylovin (01/23/2014) [-]
^ 100% true
Where do the smart women get their social networking fix?
Don't say tumblr - I said smart, not angsty.
User avatar #27 to #20 - niggernazi (01/23/2014) [-]
pornhub
User avatar #59 to #27 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
nekopon
User avatar #60 to #59 - nekopon (01/23/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #61 to #60 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
u liek porn
User avatar #62 to #61 - nekopon (01/23/2014) [-]
so do u
User avatar #63 to #62 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
PROVE IT
User avatar #64 to #63 - nekopon (01/23/2014) [-]
I don't think I have to. c:
#32 to #20 - rakoom ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I dunno, but roleplaying sites tend to gather up some fairly decent writers. Hell, there are some roleplaying social-sites (sites where you are a character, but everything else is basically facebook, which is epic) where you can meet a whole lotta people other than your run-of-the-mill "Omg girl, that dress is sooooo cute! xoxo"

Better yet. I've seen a couple of people just stay there for the fun, and grow from uninteresting, to amazing story-tellers. Some people even roleplayed relationships, giving them important life-lessons like not to put your dick in crazy...
#23 to #20 - clythoris (01/23/2014) [-]
You could probably select them out from different blogs, youtube channels, discussing forums but I do not think there is a social media on the internet that only contains intelligent female users, the best chance on meeting one is probably just by going outside and being social.
User avatar #24 to #23 - tittylovin (01/23/2014) [-]
maybe etsy or instagram.
I have no idea what either of those things are, but that sounds right.
(I'm not actually interested in meeting women, just curious where they're hiding in the net.)
#41 - itzsquiggle (01/23/2014) [-]
Mfw people don't get jokes.
#1 - cainey (01/22/2014) [-]
#2 to #1 - jasonhasnolife (01/22/2014) [-]
You ******* beat me to it god dammit.
#3 to #1 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
#8 to #3 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
#12 to #8 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Why, exactly, are you having sex with a potato chip?
#17 to #12 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
he's holding the chip near his waist because of it's weight   
   
you need to get your mind out of the gutter
he's holding the chip near his waist because of it's weight

you need to get your mind out of the gutter
#47 to #17 - pimpjesus ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
damn. that's some fine ass concentration/ignorance.
damn. that's some fine ass concentration/ignorance.
User avatar #52 to #47 - guywithastick (01/23/2014) [-]
Where is this from?
#115 to #52 - pimpjesus ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
to be honest i have no idea. i've had it for a couple months.
#74 to #52 - tomtomasson (01/23/2014) [-]
Google says Pootie Tang.
#39 to #12 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Why, exactly, are you not?
#34 to #12 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
because he can
User avatar #44 to #37 - zahnrad (01/23/2014) [-]
I'mnotevenmad,that'simpressive.gif
#14 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Women actually live longer than men due to oestrogen carrying fat and other unwanted materials to the hips and thighs for childbearing. Whereas men have testosterone which carries fatty tissue to the stomach and chest cavity so there is more chance of heart failure. In less developed countries, women still usually live longer than men but the gap is much narrower than in western countries due to our diet.

tl;dr - women live longer because of their hormones.
#25 to #14 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Yes and no... men engage in far riskier activities than women, that's the main cause for disparity, heart failure alone isn't prevalent enough to cause a clear gap.
#30 to #25 - Jowi (01/23/2014) [-]
But what riskier activities do men take part in that women don't in Western nations? His theory makes more sense than yours
#31 to #30 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Women live longer because not only is there an absurd disparity in the amount of money spent on researching medical care for female specific ailments versus male specific, but men are taught from childhood not to complain about their problems, which causes them to wait until it is too late before seeking medical help.
#38 to #31 - Jowi (01/23/2014) [-]
But those aren't riskier activities
User avatar #40 to #38 - meganinja ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Not going to the doctor when you have something wrong with you is a risky activity.
User avatar #101 to #40 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
Not going to include setting each other on fire for laughs during your childhood?

Weird
#42 to #14 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Everyone already knows, that's why what you see above is a JOKE.
#11 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
That is not a hide-a-bed or futon model couch. As such, its mass is actually surprisingly small despite its size. The large size does make carrying the couch awkward, but having three men to grip it and lower it slowly would be fairly safe in addition to having two men to get it at the bottom instead of one. It might even be safer than risking a staircase when you would be unable to see your footing or set the couch down safely in an emergency — having 5 sets of hands makes an emergency far less likely.

This is why women get us men to move the couches: we're not just stronger than you — we're smarter than you, too. You can have your emotions, we will be too busy inventing and improving virtually everything ever.

Ohhhh, right, no we won't. Apparently women choosing not to get into the STEM fields is sexist somehow and we're now going to have "equality" laws trying to force a square peg through a round hole.
#16 to #11 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
"surprisingly small despite its size."

And then you go on to claim to be smarter.7
#22 to #16 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Read the three words preceding that statement.
#26 to #22 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Think you mean light dude...
#28 to #26 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
All I see are people who are unable to come up with a coherent argument against the original comment, so they instead nitpick a single questionable word choice in a transparent attempt to feel superior.
#46 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
Ok, don't get bitchy. I like america. But I really think, the ammount of stupid people over there is bigger than in any other country. (I know America is not a country, but you know what I mean.)   
   
And I don't say that because of the guys moving out of appartments like baus', I say that because of this idiot wicht isn't gettting the most simple jokes...
Ok, don't get bitchy. I like america. But I really think, the ammount of stupid people over there is bigger than in any other country. (I know America is not a country, but you know what I mean.)

And I don't say that because of the guys moving out of appartments like baus', I say that because of this idiot wicht isn't gettting the most simple jokes...
#65 to #46 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
That could be sarcasm though. Also, you need to consider population sizes when you're comparing two countries. I'm not saying I haven't met plenty of idiots here, but I'm sure our ratio isn't that much more or less than any other country. We're mostly stereotyped as idiots because we put them on almost every form of media, they become celebrities, and that invariably is what gets out to other countries.
#66 to #65 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm sure you're right, pal.
User avatar #69 to #46 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
Last i checked America is a country.
Source: I live there.
User avatar #71 to #69 - grandmabetty (01/23/2014) [-]
United States of America is a country, America (or North & South America) is the continent
User avatar #72 to #71 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
Yeah I got that but i didn't think he was saying that North, Central, and South America have unusually high amounts of stupid people.
#76 to #69 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
America is a Continent.
User avatar #77 to #76 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
I know America is a continent. However you were referring to North America, which is a country.
#82 to #77 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
>However you were referring to North America, which is a country   
   
You make me sad.
>However you were referring to North America, which is a country

You make me sad.
User avatar #86 to #82 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
And by North America i mean the Unites States of America.
#87 to #86 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
******* SAY THAT THEN. Idiot. They're two different things.
#90 to #87 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I like you
I like you
#92 to #90 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
*We being me
*We being me
User avatar #88 to #87 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
I know they're two different things. I took Geography in middle school.
I mean if you want to argue semantics.
#89 to #88 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
Then don't say North America when you mean United States of America
User avatar #119 to #89 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
And you're 15, come talk when you can buy a pack of cigarettes.
User avatar #120 to #119 - bradyfoursixthree (01/24/2014) [-]
Who said I'm 15?
User avatar #122 to #120 - cannibislover (01/27/2014) [-]
Your Youtube:
"I am a 15 Year old from England with a Dream, simply to make Videos for the General Public of Youtube"
User avatar #123 to #122 - bradyfoursixthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I WAS 15. When I made that. God, that description....
#95 to #88 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
I've read this thread, It makes me sad, and even worse, you're kind-of aiding his point.

Look, Before you rant and try and use knowledge, be right,clear and To the point
You must always assume everyone on the internet knows more than you. So acting smart won't help in arguments if you can't back it up.
User avatar #117 to #95 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
I'm not "acting" smart. I know the god damn difference between North America and The United States of America.
#91 to #88 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
may I ask, where are you from?
User avatar #83 to #82 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
Why? honestly please explain what i did wrong here.
User avatar #85 to #83 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
North America isn't a country.
#78 to #77 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
No I wasn't. And by the way isn't north America a country. The U.S. are a country, Canady is a country as well. North America is the northern part of the continent, america.
User avatar #79 to #78 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
So you're saying that the continent of America has significantly more stupid people?
#81 to #79 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm sure the US idiots are enough to increase the idiocity for the whole continent. No just kidding. (but I guess also kidding can break loose a huge ********* ) Of course I meant parts of North america. I just didn't care that much about the words i use.
#99 to #81 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
I can only imagine this guy's face when presented with these arguments, He's acting like a pre-pubescent moron with a lack of education. It's very very saddening
I can only imagine this guy's face when presented with these arguments, He's acting like a pre-pubescent moron with a lack of education. It's very very saddening
User avatar #118 to #99 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
My face? I fully understand everything stated. I was just trying to make a single ******* comment about the US without having to differentiate between the country of the United States, North, Central, and South America, and the continent of America as whole.
God damn people just say "America" all the time when they're talking about the US, it's common sense.
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User avatar #80 to #79 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
Because only a smaller portion of all of the continent of America even have houses or furniture this near 1st world standards. Plus the people in the picture are caucasian so that eliminates most of South and Central America.
User avatar #70 to #46 - Digitalphear (01/23/2014) [-]
This post has nothing to do with America.

Seriously? How do you even know the people in the picture are from America? God damn the ignorance of some people is astounding.
"hurr durr America is the most stupid country" I think your comment knocked wherever you're from down a few pegs.
******* hell man, you can't condemn the whole nation based on the actions of a few.
Use your ******* brain and think before you spew your idiotic shenanigans.
#84 to #70 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh and by the way. English language, american phrases, american slang. This post has absolutely nothing to do with america. I like how some people can go insane about some irrelevant comment.
Oh and by the way. English language, american phrases, american slang. This post has absolutely nothing to do with america. I like how some people can go insane about some irrelevant comment.
User avatar #103 to #84 - Digitalphear (01/23/2014) [-]
>English language

so America is the only place in the world that speaks English. Lol gg tard.
#104 to #103 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I like this "conversation"
#75 to #70 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
um, can you read? I said I like america. When did I say the whole country sucks? I said there are a bunch of idiotic people. Not that every american is an idiot. So calm your pussy and stop butthurting, faggot.
#102 to #75 - Digitalphear (01/23/2014) [-]
The fact that you brought it up in the first place is retarded. Has nothing to do with the content.    
"calm my pussy" lmao, says the 			*******		 12 year old.
The fact that you brought it up in the first place is retarded. Has nothing to do with the content.
"calm my pussy" lmao, says the ******* 12 year old.
#105 to #102 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
Lol, you are too amusing. Acting like an idiot and calling me 12 year old. While you are losing your **** in anger about some stupid comment, like a little child. If I'm 12, then you are a lobotomized chimp.

Now please go on, with your butthurt.
User avatar #107 to #105 - Digitalphear (01/23/2014) [-]
Lmao, pussy blocked me because he can't handle it. Too funny.
User avatar #106 to #105 - Digitalphear (01/23/2014) [-]
I called you a 12 year old because you're acting like a 12 year old. Sorry that you can't handle the truth. It hurts, I'm sorry.
#108 to #106 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
Well in my opinion you are the one, acting like a 12 year old. I blocked you, because I knew, the child, that you are was trying to get to my profile to thumb anything down, that it could find, in revenge for losing an argument.
User avatar #109 to #108 - Digitalphear (01/23/2014) [-]
Bro, you blocked me because you knew you lost. It's ok. Go back to whatever you were doing.
#112 to #109 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh, and by the way. You are blocking every one expect your friends. I only block immature idiots.
#110 to #109 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
Do you see, that I'm thumbing down every word, you wrote? Obviously you are angry for some reason. Can't handle a little discussion? A bit mad? Well ok, lets say you won, chap... maybe you feel better, than.
User avatar #111 to #110 - Digitalphear (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm not even bothering to read what you're writing. I can tell you're getting anal frustrated. Calm down kid. I won, get over it. Go back to blocking me.
#114 to #111 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I am so frustrated, right now, while you, good sir are calm and cool as the snowman, you built, the other day...
#113 to #111 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
So you don't read, what I'm writing, but you're still trying to defend?
#121 to #46 - zombieloan ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
I'm american and even i think we're stupid frankly.  Of course we have the 1% of intellectuals but the rest are pretty much braindead.    
   
I don't associate with many people simply for fear of losing my sanity.
I'm american and even i think we're stupid frankly. Of course we have the 1% of intellectuals but the rest are pretty much braindead.

I don't associate with many people simply for fear of losing my sanity.
User avatar #48 to #46 - iwannadop (01/23/2014) [-]
Nah, nobody beats Portugal in stupid people per square meter
#49 to #48 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I once was in Portugal. Didn't had the feeling, that there were too many idiots.
User avatar #50 to #49 - iwannadop (01/23/2014) [-]
There is, most people here are just plain dumb, if you make an inteligent joke you're going to be laughing alone...
#51 to #50 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
you are from portugal?
User avatar #53 to #51 - iwannadop (01/23/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, yes...
#54 to #53 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I liked it there. Mostly for the countryside. Where do you live? I was near Armacao de Pera.
User avatar #56 to #54 - iwannadop (01/23/2014) [-]
I live in the center region, I went to Armação de Pera twice, nice beaches and all. Last year there was a mosquitoes invasion there
#57 to #56 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I ******* hate mosquitos!
User avatar #58 to #57 - iwannadop (01/23/2014) [-]
You and me bruh
User avatar #67 - douevensax (01/23/2014) [-]
I remember my 3 brother in laws, my father, and I moving one of those couchs with a pull out bed from outside to up the stairs. It's a big house, and we ended up covering the stairs in cardboard to lessen friction. That thing was so heavy, and we came close a few times to dropping it. I tell you, nothing gets you more aware than pushing a big several hundred pound thing upwards when it can easily fall back on you.
#21 - siathedragoness (01/23/2014) [-]
this is why i want spend time with boys........
User avatar #33 to #21 - graphenz (01/23/2014) [-]
are you sure that's the only reason?
User avatar #36 to #21 - minorian (01/23/2014) [-]
I am an artistic individual who don't need women nor religion in my life, but I guess we can be acquainted mylady
#124 to #36 - siathedragoness (02/15/2014) [-]
as long as im not a romantic companion
#93 to #36 - fannypackattack (01/23/2014) [-]
Here, have this.
Here, have this.
User avatar #68 to #36 - IAmManbearpig (01/23/2014) [-]
please be a joke, please be a joke...
User avatar #73 to #68 - minorian (01/23/2014) [-]
I am in no way joking around. I am a very serious gentleman, and would never play with milady's heart
#126 to #100 - siathedragoness (02/15/2014) [-]
i like him
User avatar #29 to #21 - FeeFieFoe (01/23/2014) [-]
you can spend some time with me ;)
we'll play with my yu-gi-oh cards and play catch and eat ice cream
#125 to #29 - siathedragoness (02/15/2014) [-]
the eye is what makes me say yes
#6 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Looks big enough that the people up top can slowly lower it to the people on the bottom. This is why men are more efficient then women
#45 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #35 - minorian (01/23/2014) [-]
When I moved last time, no one wanted to carry my bed down the stairs, so we thought it would be a good idea to throw it out of the window. Good times, man.
User avatar #10 - awesomebro (01/23/2014) [-]
I just saw this post on Facebook. Lynyrd Skynyrd is the facebook page.
User avatar #9 - AnAnon (01/23/2014) [-]
Every time I see this picture, the first thing I notice is the cat....
#7 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
WOW. that got me thinking. maby they are trying to get it down, but up. What if the 2 on bot + 2 behind on top push it up, 2 on top held it, and then the 2 ran up and were about to help pull it up. O.o
#5 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
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