Forever alone. . miimii ti' You an on firms; LATER. You know its tough out there when someone cant afford to whack off.
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#27 - rambomanthree (02/01/2014) [-]
>fap 5-6 times a day
>be unemployed

#79 to #27 - niggernazi (02/01/2014) [-]
>fapping more than once per day
>fapping more than once per day
User avatar #93 to #79 - jonathankitty (02/01/2014) [-]
I have to do it every twelve hours or I am not myself.
User avatar #43 to #27 - envinite (02/01/2014) [-]
But you get money in your jar everytime you masturbate, so it's a win win.

I'm just joking
User avatar #29 to #27 - shadowsynergy (02/01/2014) [-]
You'd have to start sucking dick to pay the masturbation tax.
#19 - megafranco (01/31/2014) [-]
what I gain in a month I will loose it in a week
what I gain in a month I will loose it in a week
#17 - fyaq ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
You know its tough out there when someone cant afford to whack off.
You know its tough out there when someone cant afford to whack off.
#45 - sensitive (02/01/2014) [-]
EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE   
   
PUT IT IN A JAR
EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE

PUT IT IN A JAR
User avatar #99 to #45 - shakus (02/01/2014) [-]
there was a reddit thread, with a guy who had kept his cum in a box for years. he even tried burning it if i remember correctly
#104 to #45 - minekiller (02/01/2014) [-]
What happens when it gets full?
User avatar #108 to #104 - patwed (02/02/2014) [-]
i know the weekend is over
#76 to #45 - takemythumb ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
And then give it to your gf.
#24 - carbohydrates (02/01/2014) [-]
$1 per fap, aprox 1.3 fap/day, 20 year period would be 16 regular-years, 4 leap-years.
So... ((1x1.3x(365x16)+(1x1.3x(366x4))=$9495 dollars, and 20 cents.
Round up, because you can't have a fifth of a fap, 9496 dollars.
Adjust for future inflation, you're probably looking at... What? 11k to fap for 20 years?
Hell, I'd do it. Get a sponsorship by a lube company or something, game, set, match.
#39 to #24 - Rascal (02/01/2014) [-]
I fap 3 times a day normally. I fap too much.
#82 to #24 - bearhumper (02/01/2014) [-]
Here have this.
#97 to #24 - krypticwizdom (02/01/2014) [-]
I don't think you know how inflation works... Inflation occurs when things get more expensive, your money will decrease in value not increase.
User avatar #107 to #97 - carbohydrates (02/02/2014) [-]
(Also if you could get sponsored by a lube company, there'd be a lot more than 11k.)
User avatar #106 to #97 - carbohydrates (02/02/2014) [-]
Exactly what I meant, in order to keep with the power of today's dollar bill holds, it would be more in the future.
So, the math says 9496, but, it would end higher due to inflation, 11k was a very rough estimate.
Alternatively, you could put said money into a savings account and earn interest on it, depending on the bank, that could be a fair amount.
#56 to #24 - sedativechunk (02/01/2014) [-]
Similar idea on using fap time to make money...   
> Become a sperm donor (average pay $100~ / donation)   
> Donate once per week per month per year ( ($100 * 4.33) * 52.1) = $22,559.30 (around 19k with tax deducted)   
> Of non-donation fap days, store $1 in jar still (aprox. 315 faps per year including a break here and there = $315.00)   
> Store 5% of total donor money plus jar money into interest-gaining savings account  every year ($1,142.00, gaining 1% annual interest = $114 = $1,256)   
> Do this every year for 20 years (discluding complicated leap year calculations) $1,256 X 20 = $25,120   
   
With sperm donations and a savings account, you can save up a good $25,120~  over 20 years. Single life is looking better and better, isn't it fellow men?
Similar idea on using fap time to make money...
> Become a sperm donor (average pay $100~ / donation)
> Donate once per week per month per year ( ($100 * 4.33) * 52.1) = $22,559.30 (around 19k with tax deducted)
> Of non-donation fap days, store $1 in jar still (aprox. 315 faps per year including a break here and there = $315.00)
> Store 5% of total donor money plus jar money into interest-gaining savings account every year ($1,142.00, gaining 1% annual interest = $114 = $1,256)
> Do this every year for 20 years (discluding complicated leap year calculations) $1,256 X 20 = $25,120

With sperm donations and a savings account, you can save up a good $25,120~ over 20 years. Single life is looking better and better, isn't it fellow men?
#25 to #24 - graknab (02/01/2014) [-]
1.3 faps? Do you like get bored and quit?
User avatar #26 to #25 - sirfapaton ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
I think it could be the average. some days he faps more, sometimes less...
User avatar #37 to #25 - carbohydrates (02/01/2014) [-]
Pretty much what sirfapaton said, some days, boredom leads to 3-4 wood polish sessions.
Other days, I'm busy with real things, and 0 faps.
User avatar #46 to #25 - critality (02/01/2014) [-]
sometimes.. is that a bad thing?
#68 to #66 - lotengo (02/01/2014) [-]
im on season 4 now, this is a HUGE spoiler for me, out of nowhere. Thank U
#71 to #68 - I Am Monkey (02/01/2014) [-]
The ads for season 5 have piles of money in the background. It's not supposed to be a secret.
#88 to #68 - Rascal (02/01/2014) [-]
Hank will die cuz of Walt.
Walt will die.
Mike will die.
Jesse escape.

spoilers for you faggot
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#75 to #68 - iworkforlaughs (02/01/2014) [-]
Don't come on funnyjunk if you don't want spoilers slowtard.
User avatar #84 to #66 - smokingman (02/01/2014) [-]
**** !
A borg cube!
#11 - zahuizima (01/31/2014) [-]
then suffer even more
then suffer even more
#12 - bonlino (01/31/2014) [-]
'Goddamn it, i cant AFFORD to masturbate!'
'Goddamn it, i cant AFFORD to masturbate!'
#15 - ferriuszg (01/31/2014) [-]
"But I thought working hard was the way to save alot of money for when I grow old..."   
"Nope, just masturbate. "   
   
 Best retirement plan. Ever.
"But I thought working hard was the way to save alot of money for when I grow old..."
"Nope, just masturbate. "

Best retirement plan. Ever.
User avatar #96 - myrtille ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
But that's a vicious cycle.
The more you date, the less you fap, the less money that goes into the jar, the less money you have for dates, AND THEN YOU START FAPPING AGAIN DON'T YOU SEE?
#89 - thesimonved ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
And again, can't pay for the next fap ... mfaw
And again, can't pay for the next fap ... mfaw
#73 - ccgundum (02/01/2014) [-]
Ahh! It's not a liquid! It's a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard floor like surface!
#101 - sadisticplatypi (02/01/2014) [-]
hottest picture of a girl squirting at a urinal    
i'm posting porn because i don't give a 			****		    
   
   
   
   
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User avatar #50 - holywarstpd (02/01/2014) [-]
I'll fap every time someone gives me a dollar.
User avatar #13 - jeweljules **User deleted account** (01/31/2014) [-]
Are you saying that I could actually keep up with the amount of times I masturbate?
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#40 to #32 - metacobalion ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
Try harder Legitrabbit.
Try harder Legitrabbit.
#33 to #32 - redzeopoweranger (02/01/2014) [-]
to late oh well i guess im gonna have to enjoy being raped by satan
to late oh well i guess im gonna have to enjoy being raped by satan
User avatar #48 to #33 - brokentrucker (02/01/2014) [-]
Dude. The orientation of her face fits perfectly with a slight left, center, or slight right facing angle. All at once. I'm freakin out man.
#95 to #48 - fozzoul (02/01/2014) [-]
D00d.
D00d.
User avatar #34 to #32 - pebar (02/01/2014) [-]
are you even trying?
your trolls used to be good; now it's just gotten sad
User avatar #47 to #34 - brokentrucker (02/01/2014) [-]
I've yet to see a decent troll of his.
#98 - winniedawho ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
it's like making oneself oneselfs prostitute.
User avatar #100 to #98 - listerthepessimist (02/01/2014) [-]
it also makes you a pimp
#38 - Rascal (02/01/2014) [-]
Damnit, man, I can't afford to do that **** .
#49 - dorkbuls (02/01/2014) [-]
I don't masturbate, the ladies do it for me. You see, my penis is so ******* large that women line up at my door and pay ME for them to suck or just even look at the beautiful stick that is my penis
User avatar #10 - nimithecat (01/31/2014) [-]
365x 20= $7,300
^Assuming you masturbate one time a day for 20 years.

$7,300 x 2= $14,600
^Assuming you masturbate twice a day for 20 years.

$7,300 x 3 = $21,900
^Assuming you masturbate three times a day for 20 years.

WARNING; Masturbating more than 3 times a day for too many consecutive days can deplete the vitamins and proteins in your body, and you will need to drink a lot of water daily. Your metabolism will not be able to keep up with the recovery and your thyroid will have some complications- causing you to age faster, become weaker, and will need take medications and treatments for it.


Continued penile misuse can lead to deterioration and erectile dysfunction.


Think smart, and stick to 2 times a day MAX, for a limited number of days. Once a day should be You need to login to view this link is better to have $7,300 than a dead dick and being unable to bang your eventual wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband.

#35 to #10 - pebar (02/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #35 - pebar (02/01/2014) [-]
also I don't believe you
User avatar #41 to #10 - metacobalion ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
Dammit I fap more than 3. Well I've come too far to stop now.
#42 to #10 - Digitalphear (02/01/2014) [-]
I wish I'd known this when I was 13 and didn't jack off 27 times a day.

I'm not even exaggerating that number.
User avatar #51 to #10 - djaelxs (02/01/2014) [-]
I masturbate almost six times a day sometimes.
**** .
Brb, getting some more water.
#80 to #10 - Rascal (02/01/2014) [-]
boyfriend? husband? do you think we're all fags or something?
User avatar #20 to #10 - instalation (01/31/2014) [-]
And then you scared everyone away from fapping. GG
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