For mother russia. . CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 551 551555255? 5515533315 sliske in the middle of where yhave the day off war is in the garage am upstairs
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CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 551 551555255? 5515533315
sliske in the middle of where
yhave the day off
war is in the garage
am upstairs
chear a car outside just idling
llook out small window
Inst sure who it is SC) as I am about to gs downstairs I hear nig l yell
5" cshady here homie lets get in get out"
wig? says he will get the
******* l
nugget because it was closest and loaded
tthe bayonet was already it
behind the railing bythe mt that (overlooks my frint deer and only staircase
yhave enough rnsm to see the entire entry way but be hidden
chear rustling at the door
wig sne turns the handle (I' m home SC) ofcourse its unlocked)
Merst thing I see same through the door is a glock
up irons and wait
ssee a shoulder
ssee a face
tjust as his eyes and bodyguard into the entry way he had a glorious in his chest
twerking the bolt
wig l has expired
wig 2 is wide eyed in shock as I am stairs and his partner is dead
am also in a little shock SC) I yell the first thing that came to mind
**** you nst
wig 2 doesn' t have a gun
rush down the stairs at him while yelling bayonet first
we falls backward before I reach him and gets hurt my stairs
gets up and heads toward the car
off porch and bayonet the hood ofthe car before he can get his door shut and I Ish a round right into his engine block
reroll) bay hm his hood and aim at his skull
wall the testes with my gun trained him
Mums out my house wasn' t the first they broke into and the pistol had been used in a homicide
kgst a pat the back mm the and was asked why nig 2 thought I was Russian?
don' t know comrade Isl
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#3 - qqqqqqqqq ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
glorious
#5 - zangy (01/26/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I am convinced that /k/ is the best board on 4chan
#22 - stormeruspiritus (01/26/2014) [+] (14 replies)
my fav green-text
User avatar #24 to #22 - crampers (01/26/2014) [-]
wow, click the ******* picture and say it's your favourite again
#9 - inunic (01/26/2014) [-]
#1 - banditowolf (01/25/2014) [-]
I enjoyed this
I enjoyed this
#67 - manirock (01/26/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>Be me, special agent Tyree Smith for the CIA, partner is Dimitri Smith
>On a politically delicate mission
>Not allowed to bring ID or CIA badge so no ties can be made back to CIA if caught
>Sent to a house where a meeting about the transfer of nuclear arms will take place
>There is a leak in our agency who will be taking part in the meeting
>Our mission is to plant bugs in the house to monitor meeting and identify leak
>Arrive at house
>Lights are off and door is unlocked
>Makes infiltration easy, but it feels like it could be a trap
>Partner pulls out glock just in case it's an ambush
>About to plant first bug when someone screams "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!"
>Oh **** oh **** we have the wrong house
>See some maniac standing in the loft overlooking the stairs
>He's holding a ******* musket with a bayonet attached to the end of it
>Huge musket ball impales my partner on the chest
>He drops dead
>Maniac leaps off the loft and charges me with the musket
>His eyes are bloodshot and he's foaming at the mouth
>Trip but make it into my car
>Maniac jabs his bayonet into the ******* hood of my car and ***** up my engine
>Police arrive, I beg them to take me back to the station
>Russian is still spewing foam from is mouth, eyes twitching, entire body shaking
>Sentenced to five years but at least I survived the mad Russian

#33 - verycoolcat (01/26/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I find this horrible, despicable and just downright wrong... who the hell uses a bolt action for self defense?
User avatar #12 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/26/2014) [+] (5 replies)
what is a nugget?
#87 - scandaldog (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - waffies (01/26/2014) [-]
I was smiling and enjoying myself until i hit    
   
>i dont know comrade lol   
   
and lost my 						****					 all over the floor at 5am with family asleep in the house.
I was smiling and enjoying myself until i hit

>i dont know comrade lol

and lost my **** all over the floor at 5am with family asleep in the house.
#4 - carbohydrates (01/26/2014) [-]
"Hit me, I dare you."
#85 - AlcoholicGoth (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
spose I'll contribute
#76 - UnoSkullmanx (01/26/2014) [-]
toobadthatneverhappened.jpg
#89 - harleycurnow (01/26/2014) [-]
I had no idea what a nugget was
>first i thought he was eating dinner
>they i thought he was lining clothes irons up home alone style
>then i thought he had a golf club with a ******* bayonet on the end.

not sure which would've been funniest.
#65 - urghseventysix (01/26/2014) [-]
Can't flim flam him
Can't flim flam him
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