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CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 551 551555255? 5515533315
sliske in the middle of where
yhave the day off
war is in the garage
am upstairs
chear a car outside just idling
llook out small window
Inst sure who it is SC) as I am about to gs downstairs I hear nig l yell
5" cshady here homie lets get in get out"
wig? says he will get the
fucking l
nugget because it was closest and loaded
tthe bayonet was already it
behind the railing bythe mt that (overlooks my frint deer and only staircase
yhave enough rnsm to see the entire entry way but be hidden
chear rustling at the door
wig sne turns the handle (I' m home SC) ofcourse its unlocked)
Merst thing I see same through the door is a glock
up irons and wait
ssee a shoulder
ssee a face
tjust as his eyes and bodyguard into the entry way he had a glorious in his chest
twerking the bolt
wig l has expired
wig 2 is wide eyed in shock as I am stairs and his partner is dead
am also in a little shock SC) I yell the first thing that came to mind
shit you nst
wig 2 doesn' t have a gun
rush down the stairs at him while yelling bayonet first
we falls backward before I reach him and gets hurt my stairs
gets up and heads toward the car
off porch and bayonet the hood ofthe car before he can get his door shut and I Ish a round right into his engine block
reroll) bay hm his hood and aim at his skull
wall the testes with my gun trained him
Mums out my house wasn' t the first they broke into and the pistol had been used in a homicide
kgst a pat the back mm the and was asked why nig 2 thought I was Russian?
don' t know comrade Isl
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - qqqqqqqqq
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glorious
#5 - zangy
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I am convinced that /k/ is the best board on 4chan
User avatar #11 to #5 - sexymobile
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I'm partial to /diy/ m'self.
User avatar #17 to #5 - snakefire
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Nah /int/
#69 to #5 - anon id: 3f33f6f2
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/tg/ is best board
#96 to #5 - powneriffic
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>not /m/
#16 to #5 - qwermy
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Until you call a magazine a clip. Then may God, Allah, Buddha, Jesus, Moses, and Satan have mercy on your soul.
#26 to #16 - moshimoshi
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#20 to #16 - kiaserzerg
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User avatar #93 to #16 - fuzzysixx
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Obrez is a sawed off nugget. It takes clips.
#61 to #5 - presentdent
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What? I don't understand what he's saying at all.
What? I don't understand what he's saying at all.
#44 to #5 - jinxbomb
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#6 to #5 - LordoftheBacon
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Wat?...the...Fak....that was just...well.....k....
#7 to #6 - zangy
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#8 to #7 - LordoftheBacon
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So this picture in comments its now my favorite picture on FJ atm.
#22 - stormeruspiritus
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my fav green-text
User avatar #27 to #22 - WMDxVeLoCiTy
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cant even read it
User avatar #37 to #22 - provocation
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you cuntbucket
#128 to #22 - british
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was this what you meant to post?

#110 to #22 - finntastic
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#66 to #22 - ScruffytheJanitor
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#90 to #66 - stallioncock
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Comment Picture
#38 to #22 - tynerd
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calm your tits, faggots, i have the readable one
#39 to #38 - stormeruspiritus
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here, have this.
#48 to #38 - selfdenyingbeggar
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at least Im glad to know I didn't make a mistake
User avatar #24 to #22 - crampers
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wow, click the ******* picture and say it's your favourite again
#25 to #24 - stormeruspiritus
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oh ****..... sry pls no ban
#46 to #25 - selfdenyingbeggar
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Here you go

>Sitting with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because I'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train(?) noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing


Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.


#68 to #25 - spinaltap
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#9 - inunic
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#1 - banditowolf
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I enjoyed this
I enjoyed this
#73 - notpostingnotcomen
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#67 - manirock
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>Be me, special agent Tyree Smith for the CIA, partner is Dimitri Smith
>On a politically delicate mission
>Not allowed to bring ID or CIA badge so no ties can be made back to CIA if caught
>Sent to a house where a meeting about the transfer of nuclear arms will take place
>There is a leak in our agency who will be taking part in the meeting
>Our mission is to plant bugs in the house to monitor meeting and identify leak
>Arrive at house
>Lights are off and door is unlocked
>Makes infiltration easy, but it feels like it could be a trap
>Partner pulls out glock just in case it's an ambush
>About to plant first bug when someone screams "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!"
>Oh **** oh **** we have the wrong house
>See some maniac standing in the loft overlooking the stairs
>He's holding a ******* musket with a bayonet attached to the end of it
>Huge musket ball impales my partner on the chest
>He drops dead
>Maniac leaps off the loft and charges me with the musket
>His eyes are bloodshot and he's foaming at the mouth
>Trip but make it into my car
>Maniac jabs his bayonet into the ******* hood of my car and ***** up my engine
>Police arrive, I beg them to take me back to the station
>Russian is still spewing foam from is mouth, eyes twitching, entire body shaking
>Sentenced to five years but at least I survived the mad Russian

User avatar #99 to #67 - thelordofrepost
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Musket?
#82 to #67 - eatthepolarbears
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Where i the world did you get the idea a Mosin was a musket? He even included working the bolt
User avatar #97 to #82 - ragingspacepanda
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maybe the unholy size of the bullet
User avatar #102 to #97 - Kanoah
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Yeap, Mosin bullets are almost unnecessarily big. But that makes it amazing.
#107 to #102 - eatthepolarbears
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180 grain boat tailed shoft points will blow just about the biggest hole I'v ever seen in something soft and flesh like. I love my mosin
180 grain boat tailed shoft points will blow just about the biggest hole I'v ever seen in something soft and flesh like. I love my mosin
User avatar #109 to #107 - Kanoah
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Nice. I just use the 148 grain light ball corrosive ammo, since it's relatively cheap. Where do you get that 180 grain ammo from?
#132 to #109 - eatthepolarbears
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I reloaded the boat tailed soft points and the other box of 180 grain that I have I bought in a sporting goods store and they are suppose to be hunting rounds but id only shoot an elk with one. I normally just buy fmj to. Its bad ass but dirty as ****
I reloaded the boat tailed soft points and the other box of 180 grain that I have I bought in a sporting goods store and they are suppose to be hunting rounds but id only shoot an elk with one. I normally just buy fmj to. Its bad ass but dirty as ****
User avatar #103 to #102 - ragingspacepanda
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"if it takes more than one shot! you wern't using a Jakobs!!"
#33 - verycoolcat
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I find this horrible, despicable and just downright wrong... who the hell uses a bolt action for self defense?
User avatar #41 to #33 - karson
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not just that, I have been camping and using one of my mosins for self-defense guns, but that is a very high powered round. so shooting a mosin in your house is gonna make a round fly thru all your walls, out of your house, and into your neighbor's house, potentially hurting innocent people. it's only acceptable if you live in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors. but I don't think that was the case in this story.
#64 to #41 - crotchlesshotpants
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Read the first sentence of the story out loud
User avatar #77 to #41 - yunoavailable
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"live in the middle of nowhere"
first line -_-
User avatar #134 to #77 - karson
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I know of a lot of people who say they live in the middle of nowhere because they live in a small town or neighborhood. living in the middle of nowhere doesn't necessarily mean you don't have neighbors....
User avatar #135 to #134 - karson
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and even then, you're gonna have a ******* hole in all your walls behind the person you shoot...
User avatar #137 to #135 - yunoavailable
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yeah, but in a self defense situation that's not really your primary concern. I do see your point though
User avatar #49 to #41 - datsheriff
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Well, that's only if you miss the ******* shot.
User avatar #51 to #49 - karson
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do you have any experience with rifles man? particularly a mosin, most likely loaded with surplus ammo (which is FMJ)? that 7.62x54 is going to go through all the walls in your house and into your neighbor's house after going through the bad guy.
User avatar #54 to #51 - datsheriff
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To be honest, I've only ever used a 12 gauge and a .30-06.

Can't say that I know what it would be like to fire each inside my house.
User avatar #58 to #54 - karson
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but yeah, a .30-06 would have similar effects as a mosin if fired indoors in suburban areas. you could end up shooting the burglar, but also killing your neighbor's kids or **** like that. it's happened before.
User avatar #59 to #58 - datsheriff
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Good thing I live way out in the middle of ******** egypt.
User avatar #60 to #59 - karson
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then yeah, if you don't have any neighbors, you can use a high power rifle indoors. provided you like holes in your walls, lol.
User avatar #57 to #54 - karson
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yeah, you're not supposed to use high powered rifles in residential areas, especially not indoors. stick with shotguns and pistols for home defense if you don't want to send bullet through your neighborhood. even 7.62x39 (AK47 round) punches through most people's walls.
User avatar #75 to #57 - thatoneiranianguy
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Same thing applies to people who use AR-15s configured for .223 or 5.56. Not a good home defense weapon and/or round.
#83 to #33 - spetsnaztm
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Stopping power and accuracy. I do not see the problem, in all honesty. Seems badass in my opinion.
User avatar #125 to #33 - requiemofsins
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Somebody who knows they won't miss, and if they do, it will scare the living **** out of them.
#106 to #33 - killerliquid
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360 noscope ****** ya kno
#40 to #33 - SuperSixONE
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User avatar #12 - hellomynameisbill
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what is a nugget?
User avatar #84 to #12 - thisisbait
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Ok, its slang for the Mosin Nagant, a almost 100% perfect rifle for all the **** you could need it for. Its pretty accurate, its cheap as ****, there are millions of them, and their ammo is cheap as ****.

In my opinion, they actually are really good rifles, theyre bolt action, high power and easy to maintain.

I want one.

Theyre sold by the crate for 2500 dollars. www.classicfirearms.com/mosin-nagant-rfile-by-the-crate
User avatar #13 to #12 - minnyebruger
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I think its slang for Mosin-Nagant. A russian rifle that for some reason seems to be very popular on /k/
#14 to #13 - alimais
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Mosin = Moist
Nagant = Nugget

Moist Nugget
User avatar #19 to #13 - bitchitroll
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popular because its cheap as ****
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