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User avatar #42 - ilikeducks (01/16/2014) [-]
> Be me, 16 and a fagget,
>Not a lot of friends but a few good ones
>Have one really good friend but she lives far away from me in England
>We talk often about all kinds of **** and play tf2 and what not
>She eventually gets a boyfriend
> cool guy he's really good to her and they're perfect for each other
>would be lying if I said i wasnt a bit jealous
>Still very happy for her and she's never been this happy before
>She takes a lot of medication and suffers from bipolar disorder and depression she's hella scared of being alone
>Just last night her boyfriend breaks up with her over something ridiculously stupid
>She completely breaks down and talks about killing herself and OD'ing and ****
>I talked to her all day and try to calm her down as much as I could
>Sometime in the middle of the night I see she's posted that she wants people to tell her x she loves him
>nononononono.jpg
>Try to call her 3 times.
>No answer
>leave her voicemails of me ******* crying and i tell her to please pick up and all that ****
>In the middle of one of the messages she finally picks up and she is crying beyond understanding
>i am just so happy to hear her voice
>turns out she's already taken some pills and she needs an ambulance i can't get her to tell me her address
>After about three hours of the most emotional conversation i've ever had i get her x to find her address
>He calls her and gets her an ambulance and she goes to the hospital and he tells she's gonna be okay
>I cant believe i was prepared to lose one of my best friends im still crying
>I've never thought of how precious life was until this.
Sorry for the rant i just had to get this off my chest.
User avatar #95 to #42 - twistedwoodthing (01/16/2014) [-]
Girl sounds like a mess. Thank God there was somebody there for her, like you.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ilikeducks (01/16/2014) [-]
She is. People ask my why I bother and **** and honestly I cant answer. Maybe its because im selfish and I feel like im a better person if I help her. Or maybe I just see myself in her. This lost and lonely person, doing their best to get on in the world. And even when they try their best they just end up even more lost.

Thing is I dont care how messed up she is, she's my friend despite that. And ill be damned before i lose her over something like this
User avatar #101 to #97 - twistedwoodthing (01/16/2014) [-]
I know how you feel about being asked why you bother, not knowing the answer, and yet bothering anyway. You love a person, and sometimes it's not a choice. You can't do otherwise. Good luck.
User avatar #102 to #101 - ilikeducks (01/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man. It really means a lot. It really does.
User avatar #118 to #42 - henkekalmar **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
I feel you bro

I'm lucky enough to not yet have to have **** like that in my life... I don't even want to imagine it.

thank god it was pills.
User avatar #140 to #118 - ilikeducks (01/16/2014) [-]
You're ******* right. **** is though but I think its going to be alright. I'm saving up all my money to come visit her. So she can feel better and hopefully mend her. We'll see how it goes. But thanks for the support
#212 to #42 - Nickdowgg (01/16/2014) [-]
**** man, sorry to hear that. My best and only friend is saying weird stuff right now on Facebook, paragraph long type of **** , and it scares the **** outta me because he was extremely suicidal in the first years of high school. I'm worried I'm gonna wake up one day and find out he's dead. Still though, are you gonna try and see her?
#256 to #42 - John Cena (01/16/2014) [-]
I shed a tear
User avatar #52 to #42 - tippidyt (01/16/2014) [-]
My sister did the same thing. She took a handful of sleeping pills, but panicked after she could feel it kicking in. She then texted me: " Help :'( ". When I first found her, I got angry as hell, started yelling and all that. Not long time after, she started to lose consciousness, so me, my mom, and my now x-girlfriend drove as fast as we could to the nearest hospital, while we slapped, pinched and poured water over her, so she couldn't fall asleep. We did get there in time but by the time i called my dad to let him know, I completely broke down in tears.
I did apologize to her for my reaction, but she could fully understand it.
User avatar #59 to #52 - ilikeducks (01/16/2014) [-]
Wow thats heavy dude. I feel you, I really do. I have a sister too and I love her beyond earth, and I wouldn't know what to do if something like this happened

I've never felt something like I did last night. On those hours on the phone my only option was to keep her talking and keep talking to her. I've never poured my heart out to person like that before, the things I said was something I thought I could never tell a person. And even though I've never met her in person. I've though I have never held her in my arms or touched her face or seen her smile. She still means to incredibly much to me. Those 15 min where I tried to reach her and she didn't pick up. I thought she was gone man, and I just. Felt so empty. I was gonna lash out on her boyfriend y'know. Let him know that if she died because of this, he was gonna pay. Because he had no right, no right. To take her from me, and everyone else. But I couldn't do it, it wasnt right. He was crying the same tears I was and probably felt a deeper pain than I did. I had no right to tell him he was guilty of any of this. No right.

I'm glad to hear your sister is okay, really.
#70 to #59 - iamsquid (01/16/2014) [-]
Lol, my sisters a sociopath so I had a really ****** up childhood. My best friend was bipolar and schizophrenic, she only wanted me around to beat me down and make herself feel better. The rest of the school thought she was a devil worshiper so they stayed away from me by proxy, but she let me know I was the only thing keeping her alive. AKA if I left she would kill herself. So I pretty much had no one to talk to, yet I looked up to my sister because she was so strong and independent.

Well I started carving myself up when I was 13 and for some strange reason I wrote a suicide letter to my sister in my own blood. (I know, wtf?) Being 13 and not to bright, I took 6 Tylenol pm. Woke up 16 hours later. Parents just thought I was being lazy. Find suicide letter crumpled up in my sister's trashcan.

tl:dr MFW people talk about sibling love
#164 to #70 - predatoras (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh jesus I'm sorry
Oh jesus I'm sorry
#270 to #164 - iamsquid (01/16/2014) [-]
Love the gif, take mine.   
   
I admit, it sounds bad... But after that I grew a backbone and now I'm usually pretty happy with my life. I found some great friends, went back to high school, and now I'm working towards a degree. Plus I got some pretty great stories along the way. So....6/10. Would live again
Love the gif, take mine.

I admit, it sounds bad... But after that I grew a backbone and now I'm usually pretty happy with my life. I found some great friends, went back to high school, and now I'm working towards a degree. Plus I got some pretty great stories along the way. So....6/10. Would live again
User avatar #292 to #270 - predatoras (01/17/2014) [-]
Glad it worked out, man. And I'd love to hear those stories.
#65 to #42 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I know that feel, I've got a similar story.
>Be me, don't even remember how old I was
>Meet this one girl. After a lot of bad experiences, she seems like she's nice and becomes my best friend. I get really into her. We share same tastes, perspectives and she's really cute.
>She sends me hints she could like me (like.. "oh anon, wish you were here, I dreamed about you last night, etc etc etc)
>But she's got boyfriend already (?). I thought "perhaps I'm missunderstanding the signals". Still, I want to be friends with her.
>She starts telling me her boyfriend is abussive (like he beat her and stuff). Plus, she's as depressive and unstable as I am.
>The subsequent days are blurry, I don't remember much.
>I just remember that her father was in a comma and that I supported her for months.
>Also, she tries to kill herself several times. I talk to her cousin who took care of her as much as I did and he says that she's really bad and that she needs a friend.
>One day she breaks up with her boyfriend, got tired of his **** . But still, apparently she loved him so she got really depressed.
>One day, she sends me a mail saying "I love you anon, I realize now. But I can't anymore. Goodbye". I cried like a little bitch, thinking she finally killed herself. I tried it too but let's say it didn't work
>Like you, realized how valuable a life can be
>Week later, see her online.
>I ask her "HEY WHAT HAPPENED YOU OK"
> "Yeah, why? Oh, the mail... sorry, didn't remember it"
>"Huh?"
>"Yeah I was really bad so I went to a friend's. He comforted me, one thing led to another and well, now we are dating"
>"...."
>"Do you forgive me?"
>"....ok"
>FFWD some weeks
>We had a fight because even when I was "her best friend", she only talked to me when she needed support
>Talked about that mail thing and I decided to tell her to **** off.
>She later sends me a mail saying that she only wanted from me attention and that she was really sorry
>MFW. Sorry for the rant.
#66 to #65 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I know most of you won't read, so have this .gif instead.
I know most of you won't read, so have this .gif instead.
#68 to #65 - ilikeducks (01/16/2014) [-]
This is pretty similar situation. I .. I really feel you bro.   
   
Me and my friend, we would flirt all the time to and at the time i didn't think too much about it. But now, I see how much she loved her bf and i just feel so horrible. Like i've been apart of taking away something that was so valuable to her.    
   
Thank you for sharing man, really. It helps a lot
This is pretty similar situation. I .. I really feel you bro.

Me and my friend, we would flirt all the time to and at the time i didn't think too much about it. But now, I see how much she loved her bf and i just feel so horrible. Like i've been apart of taking away something that was so valuable to her.

Thank you for sharing man, really. It helps a lot
#69 to #68 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Maybe the flirting is something some girls do w/o thinking of consecuences? Dunno about it.

Forgot to add, I confessed my feelings to her so this only makes things worse. She knew what I felt and still she did that. Oh well, who cares. At least I don't feel anything anymore.
You're welcome. Not sure if it's going to help anyone though, FJ doesn't quite enjoy wall of texts. And even if they read it, not sure about how a story about a beta retard and his bitch crush would help anyone.
#247 to #65 - pipsqueakaso (01/16/2014) [-]
Your situation reminds me a lot of this

Read at your own risk. It'll piss you off
User avatar #265 to #247 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Ye... sounds about right. If I could feel anything, I'd probably be raging.
User avatar #266 to #247 - hodon (01/16/2014) [-]
ok that really pissed me off, i wish he would of beat the guy to a pylp

while he was married?
User avatar #291 to #267 - pipsqueakaso (01/17/2014) [-]
It was only a kiss...
#213 to #65 - John Cena (01/16/2014) [-]
Story about my brother.

Me and my brother(step-brother, but we act like we're blood) always had a really great friendship. Never fought, played on the trampoline lots, got in trouble together and laughed about it.
Until he got a girlfriend that was slowly draining him emotionally to the point that she broke up with him, which drove him to be suicidal. My brother lives in Vancouver (I live in chilliwack, BC. About four towns over.) he posted to fb that he wanted to kill himself.
Long story short, I had to drive to Vancouver and physically restrain his arm, which had a knife in it, from plunging it into his own chest. I had to knock him out by force-feeding him sleeping pills, then proceed to drive him to the hospital.

I never realized hoes much human life should be cherished until that point.
User avatar #229 to #213 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
This is the exact reason why I'm still living, because there're people around me and I don't want to hurt them doing something this coward.
User avatar #14 - trollofhalo ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be me, 14
>First year of highschool
>Meet super cute girl named Monica
>Looks like the happiest person I've ever seen
>When I was 14 I liked scaring people, usually by sneaking up from behind them
>Scare her on several occasions
>This goes on for a while, she gets a little smile now
>Scare her one day, February 17th, my birthday
>She turns around and kisses me
I've taken up enough space so now I'm /spoilering it. Turns out, she had a crush on me about a month into highschool. Started dating then, she thought I was depressed which is why I scared people. Turns out, she was depressed at the time and saw joy in me scaring her (For some odd reason). Ever since that point, her and I have been happy together.
TL;DR Cute girl who was depressed liked me for scaring her.
User avatar #34 to #14 - luthervonappledorf (01/16/2014) [-]
I am so ******* confused by this story.

It sounds like those fake 'poking fun at' stories about being young and weird or how 'random' you are.

Never mind, just read your name.
User avatar #139 to #14 - auraguardian (01/16/2014) [-]
cool story bro, no seriously thats ******* adorable, how old are you now? im feb 19th 1996
User avatar #216 to #139 - trollofhalo ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Also 96 yo!
#249 to #216 - auraguardian (01/16/2014) [-]
Aww yiisss! nice job getting the girl though, like that guy said,  without the doubt   its like grade A anime plot hahaha, where ya from?
Aww yiisss! nice job getting the girl though, like that guy said, without the doubt its like grade A anime plot hahaha, where ya from?
User avatar #251 to #249 - trollofhalo ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Ontario.
User avatar #174 to #14 - lenecroskullfuck (01/16/2014) [-]
we have the same brithday
#189 to #14 - John Cena (01/16/2014) [-]
dats my birthday too :3 blood ******
User avatar #19 to #14 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/16/2014) [-]
but how does suicide fit into this?
#36 to #19 - John Cena (01/16/2014) [-]
It's like "this person was pretty depressed, if something didn't change suicide maybe?" then "something cool came along so now suicide probably not!"
User avatar #41 to #19 - trollofhalo ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
What anon said.
User avatar #210 to #14 - gardenmanly (01/16/2014) [-]
This was a really nice story to read, you should make a comic about it and submit it as OC, seriously!
#215 to #210 - trollofhalo ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I just made 23 thumbs in 5 minutes, but I'm too lazy to make an OC.... I'd never reach front page
I just made 23 thumbs in 5 minutes, but I'm too lazy to make an OC.... I'd never reach front page
User avatar #221 to #215 - gardenmanly (01/16/2014) [-]
you don't know that til you try
seriously, I love seeing OC on funnyjunk, and I think this would be adorable in comic-form
plus you could get some colored text out of it
User avatar #224 to #221 - trollofhalo ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Okay, here I go!
#225 to #14 - megusters (01/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like it's straight out of an anime.
User avatar #228 to #225 - trollofhalo ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
>"Sounds like it's straight out of an anime."
>Posts picture of game instead of him
>Doesn't use a username related to something he does, but an internet meme
Srs bro
X Doubt you even exist.
#234 to #228 - megusters (01/16/2014) [-]
Calm down bro, just a joke. Cute story.
Calm down bro, just a joke. Cute story.
User avatar #242 to #225 - trollofhalo ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Woah kay guys, don't thumb this guy down, he was just joking, we're cool.
#154 to #14 - drastronomy (01/16/2014) [-]
tfw cant even talk to girls
#47 to #14 - theblackhorntail (01/16/2014) [-]
Why does stuff like this never happen to me?
User avatar #110 to #47 - jakekel (01/16/2014) [-]
you're not scaring girls hard enough.
User avatar #184 to #110 - cubicalpayload (01/16/2014) [-]
He's scaring girls a little too much.
User avatar #159 to #47 - filipnocd (01/16/2014) [-]
Because you scare them whenever you're in front of 'em.
User avatar #237 to #47 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/16/2014) [-]
Because you're ugly.
#125 to #47 - John Cena (01/16/2014) [-]
You should probably go out and scare girls.
#40 to #14 - iforgotmypasswords ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Holy 			****		 that's adorable
Holy **** that's adorable
#77 - xoneshotonekillx (01/16/2014) [-]
Everyone commenting about how its odd that he has lost many friends to suicide obviously doesn't understand what it means to be in the military. Its not uncommen for a unit of 200+ friends to have someone commit suicide. Its a rough feeling having a battle buddy kill himself, even if your not close, thats your brother in arms that ended his life. He was fighting a battle with himself and lost, and its your job as a soldier to never leave a fallen comrade, and that what you feel like you did.    
   
Even outside of the military people think about suicide, just remember that if you take the time to think about all the good things in your life, and talk to someone, you'll get through it.    
   
soldieroffortunemp good message man, im in the 'stan right now and can understand the feeling of losing a good soldier. Just hunt the good stuff man
Everyone commenting about how its odd that he has lost many friends to suicide obviously doesn't understand what it means to be in the military. Its not uncommen for a unit of 200+ friends to have someone commit suicide. Its a rough feeling having a battle buddy kill himself, even if your not close, thats your brother in arms that ended his life. He was fighting a battle with himself and lost, and its your job as a soldier to never leave a fallen comrade, and that what you feel like you did.

Even outside of the military people think about suicide, just remember that if you take the time to think about all the good things in your life, and talk to someone, you'll get through it.

soldieroffortunemp good message man, im in the 'stan right now and can understand the feeling of losing a good soldier. Just hunt the good stuff man
#87 to #77 - John Cena (01/16/2014) [-]
u tried to make sense, but ur a military man so thinking by urself must be hard
#89 to #87 - xoneshotonekillx (01/16/2014) [-]
Hey now...I'm no marine
User avatar #116 - wiredguy (01/16/2014) [-]
I tried committing suicide the other day.

Damn, not doing that again. I almost ******* died.
User avatar #132 to #116 - dapop (01/16/2014) [-]
This might sound a bit dicky, but what did you expect from commiting suicide
User avatar #136 to #132 - yelhigh (01/16/2014) [-]
It's from some stupid twitter girl...
User avatar #133 to #132 - wiredguy (01/16/2014) [-]
dude it's a joke
#107 - princessren (01/16/2014) [-]
this gave me a really hard unexpected feel
this gave me a really hard unexpected feel
User avatar #297 to #107 - jbgotswag (02/09/2014) [-]
lol, your a fag. how is your vagina growing
User avatar #298 to #297 - princessren (02/09/2014) [-]
you can grow vaginas?
User avatar #130 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/16/2014) [-]
You don't want to die. That's the thing. When people want to kill themselves, its almost always because they want to get out of the place they are in in their life and just don't know how. Just remember that if you want to die, then you have nothing left to lose. There is no fear anymore. In that moment, you are as free as you will be in your life. Get out of whatever is making you sad. Move. Change schools. Run away. CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Just because you hate the life you have now doesn't mean there isn't anything out there worth living for. Go find it.
User avatar #44 - PenguinsOfMars ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I failed out of uni last semester because I stopped caring and didn't think i'd still be alive by this time, if you're having trouble please talk to someone, I talked to my mom and it was the best thing I've ever done. Since then I've gone to some counseling and am getting better without antidepressants and have even overcame my psychological addiction to ecstasy. You can give your life a meaning even if you can't imagine anything in the world that you'd enjoy, you just have to try.
#232 - blastauros (01/16/2014) [-]
Why would we go to you for advice? If your friends killed themselves obviously you're not very good at helping to prevent it
#153 - JASEYBOIONE (01/16/2014) [-]
I like this post. Someone actually bothered to give a **** . Kudos, man!
+19
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User avatar #259 to #50 - tranquilizer (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm keeping that picture.
#167 - lemonlord (01/16/2014) [-]
Nothing but respect for you Sir.
User avatar #163 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [-]
for me i dont know if im suicidal, but i've always been ok with dying

like it doesn't scare me. if i was told i was to die tomorrow, id be ok with it
User avatar #177 to #163 - slimeywaffles (01/16/2014) [-]
I feel that way, too. I will never have the courage to kill myself because it's too much of a process. Rather than suicidal, I just wish I was never born.
User avatar #178 to #177 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [-]
EXACTLY.
User avatar #195 to #163 - navywannabe (01/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't die without going out in a big way.
I will put my life on the line to save ones around me.
What does it matter if I died...I just saved a bunch of people, ya know?
User avatar #196 to #195 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [-]
partially why i want to go into the military

if i go out, id be going out in a fight
User avatar #209 to #196 - navywannabe (01/16/2014) [-]
What branch?
User avatar #214 to #209 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [-]
The U.S Navy

a global force for good
User avatar #217 to #214 - navywannabe (01/16/2014) [-]
See ya there.
User avatar #218 to #217 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [-]
Haha, i just noticed your username!
User avatar #223 to #220 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [-]
can't wait!
#165 to #163 - fenrirwolfe (01/16/2014) [-]
That's almost as bad as being suicidal. You've either lost your sense of self-preservation or you've never been anywhere near death. I also used to think that I'm not afraid of dying but then I woke up one day and I was choking. I couldn't breathe and it looked like it was all over. I never want to feel that ever again and you probably don't want to feel it either... Or you're just trying to look "cool" which I don't recommend at all. Someone could take it as a challenge.
Anyway, here's a picture of a fox who's lying in snow.
User avatar #166 to #165 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [-]
Maybe you're right

i just never thought anything was wrong because it's just how ive always been

and im not saying this to be cool, i have always felt this way
User avatar #168 to #166 - fenrirwolfe (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure you haven't always felt that way. Something must have happened or perhaps hasn't happened somewhere in your life.
I can't really help you much in this but I'm pretty sure you should at the very least rethink your views on life and death.
User avatar #170 to #168 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [-]
i guess it all came about when my cousin passed
User avatar #175 to #170 - fenrirwolfe (01/16/2014) [-]
There you go. I'm sorry for your loss. Your cousin probably wouldn't want you to have such a view on death. I really shouldn't be the one talking to you about this. Find someone outside of internet... Someone whose energy you can feel. Try a psychologist (not a psychiatrist - you're not insane.. though you could get there) or perhaps even your mother/father or close friends. Any such person should be better than I am right now.
User avatar #179 to #175 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [-]
nah man, ive learned to live with these thoughts for two years.

im used to it
User avatar #182 to #179 - fenrirwolfe (01/16/2014) [-]
Alright. It is your life and I probably have no say in this. Know, though, that you're still a human being and that there are others out there that place a lot more value in your life (perhaps even those that don't really know you). Good luck.
User avatar #183 to #182 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [-]
Thanks.

User avatar #143 - ldial ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Sometimes all we need is our FJ family
User avatar #73 - commontroll (01/16/2014) [-]
Way to be OP. I'm also here for anybody who needs it. I had tried several times in the past, and I know how it feels. I'm always willing to listen.
User avatar #81 to #73 - fjisforfgts (01/16/2014) [-]
how do you fail at suicide? multiple times, at that..
User avatar #84 to #81 - commontroll (01/16/2014) [-]
I was 9 and was ****** with knots.
User avatar #276 to #84 - fjisforfgts (01/16/2014) [-]
Nah, you were just craving attention. Why fail once and not try again? You meant to fail just to further pity yourself. I don't like suicidal idiots like you.
User avatar #277 to #276 - commontroll (01/16/2014) [-]
Meh. I give that attempt a 3/10. Your first comment was much better.
User avatar #278 to #277 - fjisforfgts (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh, I wasn't making a joke. Get over yourself.
User avatar #279 to #278 - commontroll (01/16/2014) [-]
I wasn't either. Your first attempt to make me mad was much better. I no longer am suicidal, as that was 11 years ago. However, trolling or not, I don't think you'd want to be the one to push somebody over the edge and end it. You might think it's funny to troll others with it, but one, it's ineffective, and two it's not really funny or edgy.

In short, troll somewhere else. You have no power here.
User avatar #280 to #279 - fjisforfgts (01/16/2014) [-]
See, it's not a troll, not every negative comment on the internet is an "edgy troll". I'm not trying to make you mad, i'm simply trying to make you understand how pathetic it is.
#282 to #280 - commontroll (01/16/2014) [-]
You're not very good at this, are you?
User avatar #284 to #282 - fjisforfgts (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh, what a defensive mechanism you've got. Seriously though, how do SO many people "attempt" suicide and fail? Pretend, hypothetically, you think i'm not a troll and seriously answer the question. The true definition of a self-pitying attention seeking asshole is someone who says they attempted suicide. If they actually wanted to die, they'd be dead. They just want the easy sympathy by trying to share how "difficult life is at high school" etc.
User avatar #286 to #284 - commontroll (01/16/2014) [-]
Alright, I'll bite.

There certainly are a lot who say they attempted it and didn't. Sure. Those are the same ones who cut themselves for attention and such. I personally never could handle the thought of cutting myself. Tried several times, but I just could not garner the ability to purposefully slice myself with a blade. I mean, most of my life I've lived being careful with blades, kind of hard to get over that mental block.

However, a large amount of suicide attempts are done impulsively without much thought. These are the ones that most often fail. The other thing is men are more likely to commit suicide, whereas women are more likely to attempt it. The reason isn't for attention, it's because women are more likely to choose the less gruesome suicides like a shotgun to the head, and try to overdose or hang themselves. With those though, you can have a ****** knot, or the rope breaks, or you just vomit all the pills up, whatever.

Now, seeing how my parents are responsible, as a nine year old, I did not have access to our guns, nor would I be able to find a tall building to jump out of in the suburbs. Thus, hanging myself was the only thing I was able to do, though I was an idiot back in those days, and used a belt because seriously, I ******* suck at tying knots. I also didn't have anything to hang myself from, so I tried just getting it as tight as I could. Worked until I almost blacked out, and I didn't want to die any more.

That's the other thing, with slower deaths, some people realize they don't want to die. Later on, their depression hits again and they might try again, and again realize they don't want to die.

Alright, now I have bitten and that's all you're going to get out of me. Good day sir.
User avatar #155 to #94 - commontroll (01/16/2014) [-]
Yup! Fun stuff. Now I'm just glad I was such a terrible boy scout and cub scout.
#205 - suckle (01/16/2014) [-]
Feeling suicidal?
User avatar #219 to #205 - nickotak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
"I wish i was suicidal, i would pull the barrell out of my mouth, point it in he air and start a revolution"

I'm sorry. are you SURE this came from 4chan? I would expect this from the greatest leaders of the world.
User avatar #208 to #205 - leobreacker (01/16/2014) [-]
FUcccck you were 5 seconds faster
User avatar #211 to #208 - suckle (01/16/2014) [-]
Gotta go fast!
teehee
User avatar #264 to #205 - haidebej (01/16/2014) [-]
The author of this has probably never been depressed, or maybe just experienced the maniac symptoms of a bipolar disorder. Or maybe he saw one of those movies or series where a character gets cancer and suddenly becomes daring and thought it would be the same. Also, move to Spain on a whim? If I had the resources to do that I wouldnt be feeling ****** now, just to elaborate on one of those ridiculous examples.
User avatar #180 - tacogrenade (01/16/2014) [-]
smoke weed
#263 - wildberk (01/16/2014) [-]
As someone who has tried to kill himself a few times and have stopped it a few times its hard to properly explain why people do it. Sometimes you just feel like ending it, there is something that trips you up and you don't know how to keep going. Point is that you shouldn't call someone weak for trying to their end their lives, that just makes it worse.

Depression and several other mental illnesses need support Its not something that can be effectively dealt with in a month if its a serious case. Suicide however, in a large amount of cases, can be prevented by simply having someone to talk to. My friend told my one day that she was going to kill herself if I hadn't stopped texting her about a party. Suicide in my opinion is the worst thing someone can do. (of course there is always an outlier, but that should be treated as such, and not the norm).
So to anyone who is there for someone you deserve a medal.
User avatar #240 - needmesomebacon (01/16/2014) [-]
I know what it's like to lose a friend to suicide, nothing but respect to you OP.
User avatar #233 - Corak (01/16/2014) [-]
You all are beautiful. have a fantastic day
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