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Squirmy Jelly Warns.
Peek Straws "inter Ill ) and eature
with '.itt rubber band
Pour in J '
ltb' l Jelly is set rinse with smile
w: a. 1* m new release the “weenie”
from their straws!
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#10 - include (02/10/2015) [-]
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#9 - pootismang (02/10/2015) [-]
Some of those look pretty good, but this is still my go to.
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#109 to #9 - gisuar (02/11/2015) [-]
add your nuts huhuhuhu
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#46 to #9 - darkjustifier (02/11/2015) [-]
there's a point when you're just eating sugared noodles there
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User avatar #49 to #46 - pootismang (02/11/2015) [-]
Nothing wrong with a little health food.
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User avatar #73 to #9 - ugoboom ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
the ******* result picture
my chest hurts from laughing
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User avatar #75 to #73 - pootismang (02/11/2015) [-]
The part where he puts it in his mouth makes me want to die a little every time.
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User avatar #16 to #9 - icameforthepron (02/11/2015) [-]
I **** so many bricks laughing.
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#91 to #9 - ILIEKPEPSEE (02/11/2015) [-]
must...bleach...brain
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#15 to #9 - nexl (02/11/2015) [-]
Thanks, I'm not hungry anymore.
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#14 - spermanentthreat ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Holy **** I actually tried one of those FJ receipes!

It looks like a turd ... and it tastes like a sheep smells, but I'm still pretty proud of myself
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User avatar #168 to #155 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
was it nice?
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#131 to #14 - lunathenightmare (02/11/2015) [-]
**lunathenightmare used "*roll picture*"****lunathenightmare rolled image** Hmm. That's probably because the recipe is stupid. I do that in winter all the time, I call them Nutella Microwave Brownies. You need: Nutella (How much you like) 4 tablespoons of flour 4 tablespoons of sugar 2 tablespoons of cacao 2 eggs (Makes it very fluffy, when you don't like it fluffy and squishy then only 1 egg) 3 tablespoons of milk 3 tablespoons of oil A cup And a ******* microwave(DUH) Put all of the ingredients into the cup but the nutella and then mix it with a spoon. Be sure to mix the flour on the bottom good because it likes to hide there Then get a eggbeater and just stir it, but only if you have small flour crumb thingys (you probably know what I mean) in the dough. Take the eggbeater out and see if the dough is very fluid. When it is you did it just perfect. Put in as much nutella as you want but don't stir it! Put it for 2 minutes in the microwave at 800 watt. Take it out, put it onto a plate and use the rest that isn't baked yet as sauce. When you do it super mega awesome like you have nutella in the middle of your brownie :3 Hope that helped ******* op has to learn how to make brownies jeez
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Hmm. That's probably because the recipe is stupid.
I do that in winter all the time, I call them Nutella Microwave Brownies.

You need:

Nutella (How much you like)
4 tablespoons of flour
4 tablespoons of sugar
2 tablespoons of cacao
2 eggs (Makes it very fluffy, when you don't like it fluffy and squishy then only 1 egg)
3 tablespoons of milk
3 tablespoons of oil
A cup
And a ******* microwave(DUH)

Put all of the ingredients into the cup but the nutella and then mix it with a spoon.
Be sure to mix the flour on the bottom good because it likes to hide there
Then get a eggbeater and just stir it, but only if you have small flour crumb thingys (you probably know what I mean) in the dough. Take the eggbeater out and see if the dough is very fluid. When it is you did it just perfect.
Put in as much nutella as you want but don't stir it!
Put it for 2 minutes in the microwave at 800 watt.
Take it out, put it onto a plate and use the rest that isn't baked yet as sauce.
When you do it super mega awesome like you have nutella in the middle of your brownie :3

Hope that helped
******* op has to learn how to make brownies jeez
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User avatar #145 to #131 - spermanentthreat ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Thank you very much. Do you use sugared cacao or plain?
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User avatar #147 to #145 - lunathenightmare (02/11/2015) [-]
It's sugared one. I looked at it, well it's just a box for kids where you put milk in a cup and spoons full of cacoa and stir it. Ah, childhood memories :]
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User avatar #148 to #147 - spermanentthreat ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
yeah okay I used plain cacao. I thought 4 spoons of sugar might be sweet enough but okay.
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User avatar #170 to #148 - lunathenightmare (02/11/2015) [-]
And, how was it?
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#171 to #170 - spermanentthreat ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Dude ... I just tried it 10 minutes ago.

YOU ARE A ******* GOD! No competition to my first pathetic try.

So fluffy and juicy. Everyone, TRY THIS!

I added some Cinnamon (personal preference) and I had no Nutella so I took Maple Syrup. I'm concerned I might die of pleasure, when I do this with Nutella.

Man, thank you sooo much.
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User avatar #173 to #171 - lunathenightmare (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah thank you

nohomo
I'm actually a girl so... allstraight?

I actually got the recipe from some website, but I don't know where because I have the recipe for years now. It was awful too, so I started putting it in for only 2 minutes and then I changed the recipe. Eggs make food fluffier and milk juicer, so you can always try out that stuff..
I found out that 2 eggs taste better because once I took a too small cup and I put the egg in it then all of the sudden the egg was everywhere so I just stirred everything and then put another egg in
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User avatar #174 to #173 - spermanentthreat ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
I know you're a girl, I'm just not that much of a white night to take everyones pronouns into account or whatever. Dude is omnisexual : D So purestraight


I have no knowledge of such things whatsoever. Thats why I love this site. You learn something everyday.

Little mistakes make life interesting, that's just how the world rolls. And this is just the sweetest example for that.

Anyway, I gonna do that more often from now on. Also I gonna get me some more receipes and inspiration...then maybe someday I can finally cook for myself


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User avatar #172 to #171 - spermanentthreat ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Again, everyone try her version!
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User avatar #181 to #172 - boomerpyro (09/30/2015) [-]
i just made a microwave cake before i found this content, i used milk, flour, melted butter, salt, cocoa, vanilla, artificial yeast powder, some rum essence, and a big spoonful of dried shredded coconut meat.
i just mix and add ingredients til the dough is thick and tastes like proper dough should so i can't really help anyone but if you'd like you could try the "recipe"
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#24 to #14 - csgtsheep (02/11/2015) [-]
What're you trying to say esé?
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#20 to #14 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
I tried the vodka gummy bears and made the mistake of bottling them, they all got stuck inside the bottles lol
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#44 to #20 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/11/2015) [-]
just use your tongue
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User avatar #114 to #44 - hilariousrubbish (02/11/2015) [-]
force them out like gummybears out an asshole
R.I.P PeanutBitter
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#151 to #114 - blackholedragon (02/11/2015) [-]
R.I.P in pepsi
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#153 to #152 - blackholedragon (02/11/2015) [-]
hey I have that webm too
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User avatar #31 to #20 - Virt (02/11/2015) [-]
smash em?
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User avatar #21 to #20 - spermanentthreat ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Damn, that was not so clever.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
I am not a clever man
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User avatar #139 to #22 - IbeTrollinFewl (02/11/2015) [-]
Get a big straw.
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User avatar #140 to #139 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
too late now m8
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User avatar #141 to #140 - IbeTrollinFewl (02/11/2015) [-]
This is what happens when I try to help people.
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User avatar #142 to #141 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
picture is from 2012
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User avatar #76 to #20 - acask (02/11/2015) [-]
get a pot fill with water bring to a light boil place bottles in and wait till gummies melt pour onto tray let harden cut into cubes
the bottles will be hot please use common sense to move them
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User avatar #95 to #76 - NeucularNINJA (02/11/2015) [-]
You sound like you've done this before
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User avatar #169 to #95 - acask (02/11/2015) [-]
i have done similar things yes
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User avatar #156 to #20 - exotic (02/11/2015) [-]
instructions clearly say stir them once in a while
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User avatar #157 to #156 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
yeah I didn't do that
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#158 to #157 - exotic (02/11/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #120 to #20 - codes (02/11/2015) [-]
Didn't you fail at this like two years ago?
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User avatar #125 to #120 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
wow someoen remembers?
yup same pic
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User avatar #47 to #20 - supercookieduster (02/11/2015) [-]
*thingsjoshlolsdo
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User avatar #161 to #20 - missorangejews (02/11/2015) [-]
Just slurp them out, dawg.
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User avatar #162 to #161 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
they were stuck, they all conjoined into one big gummy bear
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User avatar #164 to #162 - missorangejews (02/11/2015) [-]
Try to finger them until some of them loosen up. Get 'em wet again, then slurp it all in.
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User avatar #166 to #164 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
pic is from 2012 m8 they're long gone
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#146 to #20 - softdoritocat (02/11/2015) [-]
Well at least it's not like you have any friends . that would come over for vodka gummy bears, so no shame.
Well at least it's not like you have any friends . that would come over for vodka gummy bears, so no shame.
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User avatar #89 to #20 - fannypack (02/11/2015) [-]
how are you going to get them out
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User avatar #96 to #89 - tsoper (02/11/2015) [-]
With a fork

yes, im russian
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User avatar #81 to #20 - mitdwit (02/11/2015) [-]
Sweet decoations, actually.
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User avatar #42 to #20 - lijok (02/11/2015) [-]
Don't lie
You're not old enough to buy alcohol
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User avatar #126 to #42 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
I'm in my 20s m8
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User avatar #177 to #126 - lijok (02/11/2015) [-]
Liar liar pants on fire
Noone is above 16 here
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User avatar #178 to #177 - joshlol [OP](02/11/2015) [-]
>>#126,
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#30 - snortblat ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
I'm sitting here trying to lose weight and then all this **** pops up. <mfw
I'm sitting here trying to lose weight and then all this **** pops up.
<mfw
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User avatar #43 to #30 - lijok (02/11/2015) [-]
Are you the heart attack, or diabetes type?
meat or sweats?
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User avatar #50 to #43 - snortblat ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Borderline diabeetus
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#67 to #50 - lijok (02/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #74 to #50 - lijok (02/11/2015) [-]
Call me when you go on a diet again

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#82 to #74 - snortblat ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
That's a lot of artery clogging sugar stuff. Good thing it's all digital.
Oh well I'm sticking to my meal plan, cuz I've already lost 20 lbs and am determined to keep going.
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#65 to #50 - lijok (02/11/2015) [-]
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#59 to #50 - lijok (02/11/2015) [-]
I'll make you 1 leg short son
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#34 - kez (02/11/2015) [-]
There was this guy at Highschool who used to always get bullied and he was a horrible person so it made loads of people hate on him even more.

One day these guys moderately beat him and sharpied abuse all over his car

Then he started being really nice, he said he had realised how him being a horrible person had been the cause, and that now he realised he should be nice and good things will happen.

He went from massive loser to alright over the course of the year.

End of the year he got invited to the end of year party, and he took a **** load of Vodka Gummy bears to the party.

Turns out he hadnt changed, he just reached a level of hate so high he was willing to pretend to be nice for like 4months just to **** the whole school up.

They were the suger free gummy bears and he used Everclear (95%) to make them instead of vodka, and so like 100 kids from the school all got super drunk and all shat their pants cos they were too drunk to handle the situation properly.

No one bullied him after that
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#144 to #34 - fizzor (02/11/2015) [-]
Making the students drunk and violently **** themselves for your own amusement sounds like a better alternative then, say, shooting up the whole school. Good thing the guy found a far more hilarious solution to deal with his problem.
Making the students drunk and violently **** themselves for your own amusement sounds like a better alternative then, say, shooting up the whole school. Good thing the guy found a far more hilarious solution to deal with his problem.
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User avatar #94 to #34 - norkas (02/11/2015) [-]
BASED
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#36 to #34 - moriorinvictus (02/11/2015) [-]
Mutha ****** went big, hard and then home all in one fell swoop.
Mutha ****** went big, hard and then home all in one fell swoop.
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#25 - missprisssannieese (02/11/2015) [-]
At first I thought you were supposed to blend up Abunch of worms then pour the worm blend into straws
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#27 to #25 - yodaiam ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
You're dumb
You're dumb
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#45 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/11/2015) [-]
or you could try a delicious and nutritious skittle sandwich.
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#175 to #45 - hazardpay (02/11/2015) [-]
&gt;not using brown for bread and red for meat
>not using brown for bread and red for meat
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#4 - serapharbiter (02/10/2015) [-]
MFW hungry and reading this upload. I feel like trying that bread and cheese one....
MFW hungry and reading this upload.
I feel like trying that bread and cheese one....
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#116 to #4 - anon (02/11/2015) [-]
i hate that square cheese, it seems to be really popular in american here in the UK we basically use cheddar for everything
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User avatar #129 to #116 - serapharbiter (02/11/2015) [-]
Its just square cheddar is all. American cheese sucks ass, that I can agree with.
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User avatar #11 to #4 - youngneil ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
It's just small grilled cheese sandwiches.
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#5 to #4 - serapharbiter (02/10/2015) [-]
Final result (I left the crusts on).
Tasted like grilled cheese with a hint of cheeze-its.

I didn't know what to expect.
Pretty good, tho
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#132 - superflyingcookie (02/11/2015) [-]
You forgot human ramen
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#83 - shutupshay (02/11/2015) [-]
These are cheese rolls. Here in the south island of New Zealand I say south because l hear the north are deprived of cheesy goodness we sell them at schools, supermarkets, and dairy's. Or just make them with Marmite.
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User avatar #97 to #83 - SuperBobbis (02/11/2015) [-]
They look very similar to uncut Vegemite scrolls over here, up here in Australia. It's ******* delicious, too.
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#41 - victorydanceofc (02/11/2015) [-]
Tried the brownie just now. Came out spongy and flavorless, 1/10. Piss off, OP. I got excited about that **** too.
Tried the brownie just now.

Came out spongy and flavorless, 1/10.

Piss off, OP. I got excited about that **** too.
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User avatar #77 to #41 - heartbleed ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Try the same thing but bake it instead. The spongy-ness I'm assuming just came from the microwave. Microwaves tend to do that...
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#1 - lucky ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
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#134 - zaucroya (02/11/2015) [-]
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#105 - swagloon (02/11/2015) [-]
the stuff pepper one.
the stuff pepper one.
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#123 - josieabby (02/11/2015) [-]
I'll take one of everything please.
I'll take one of everything please.
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#92 - Bion ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
This really gave me a hue hue.
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#48 - sgtshrapnel (02/11/2015) [-]
Vodka Gummys "Great for school events"
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#130 - megayoming (02/11/2015) [-]
Getting me hungry at 3:40am and exspecting me to cook you monster. I have already started making the ramens. What do I tell my coworkers when they invite me to eat with them &quot;sorry guys already ate.&quot; or &quot;sorry guys FunnyJunk made me cook in the morning so Im not hungry.&quot; You monster.
Getting me hungry at 3:40am and exspecting me to cook you monster. I have already started making the ramens.

What do I tell my coworkers when they invite me to eat with them "sorry guys already ate." or "sorry guys FunnyJunk made me cook in the morning so Im not hungry."

You monster.
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#39 - notafetus (02/11/2015) [-]
I want to try them all
I want to try them all
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#19 - akkokagari (02/11/2015) [-]
Third food comp I've seen this week and still no food porn channel..
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