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Food Porn

GET A " BRUSH LOAF OF BREAD AND CUT IT . NOT STUFF
THE OPENINGS WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHEESE (WE LIKE , AND TOP
WITH GREEN ONIONS WRAP THIS IN TIN FOIL AND BAKE IT AT WET !
FDR IDITS MINS THEN TAKE IT OUT OF THE OVEN AND ENJOY‘ FOR BONUS
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ONLY DD THEY COOK FASTER. BUT til] GET MORE OF THAT CRISPY. DRILLS
TASTE IN EVERY " PLUS YOU CAN LOAD THE WE IN THE SPIRALS WITH
CONDIMENTS DR EVEN CHEESE’ ALL YOU NEED Til DO IS PUT THE HOT NE ON
A WOODEN SKEWER Mill SLIDE IT WITH A KNIFE ALL THE WAY AROUND
JUST TAKE YOUR BROWNIE MI AND COOK IT IN A GREASE WAFFIE IRON
THESE ARE GREAT ON THEIR OWN BUT EVEN BETTER WHEN USED N MAKE
VANILLA ICE CREAM SANDWICHES’ SIMILARLY
THIS ONES , JUST GRAB THE POPLIN' TUBE OF SIMENAMON ROLLS AND
PUT THEM IN l HOT " GREASE WAFER IRON TONE IN EACH QUARTER OF
THE IRON) FOR 254 MINUTES. NOT ONLY WILL SDUR CINNAMON ROLLS
RAVE MI IMPROVED TEXTURE AND WAFER SHAPE BUT YOU WILL BE ABLE
TO POUR THE ICING INTO THOSE WAFFIE HOOKS IO COMES!
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MAKE YOUR OWN BUTTERFINGER CANDY BARS AT HOME WITH DNFV THREE
INGREDIENTS‘ CHOCOLATE ENTIRE PEANUT BUTTER AND DANDY CORN
WATS RIGHT ITS THE PERFECT PEANUT BUTTER COMPANION TO MAKE THAT
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BORN IN THE MICROWAVE, THEN BLEND IT WITH l DUNK JAR OF YOUR
FAVORITE PEANUT BUTTER SPREAD THAT MIXTURE OUT IN A PAN COOL IT,
BUT l INTO BARS TOR REALLY ANY SHAPE YOU LIKE, CAUSE YOU' RE THE
BOSS). AND THEN DIP EN IN CHACOLATE
ROASTED BANANA SPLIT
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BANANA OPEN BUT MAKE SURE NOT TO DO ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE
BOTTOM PEEL. TOSS " SOME TOPPINGS. TEE CHOCOLATE CHIPS. PEANUT
BUTTER CHIPS. AND MARSHMALLOW'S NOW WRAP IT IN TIN FOIL BAKE T
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INSTEAD OF JUST BORING OLD CHEESE, TOP YOUR NACHOS WITH TOMATO
SAUCE. MOZZARELLA AND PEPPERONI’ JUST MAKE SURE NOT TO
MICROWAVE THIS VERSION BE SURE " THROW IT IN THE OVEN UNTIL M
CHEESE AND PEPPERONI ARE HOT AND TENDER Toll MAY NEVER ORDER
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TUBE AND ERROLL THE CINNAMON ROLLS. THEN THROW A SHOE OF BACON
ON TOP. ROLL THOSE Mil BOYS BACK UP. AND TN IN THE OVEN LIKE
NORMAL F mu PREFER YOUR BACON . M CAN
OPTIONALLY YOUR BACON FOR A FEW MINUTES IN THE PAN
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#10 - timforthewin (12/18/2013) [-]
:l
#26 to #10 - miscarriage (12/19/2013) [-]
I keep my favorite banan in a glass case in the dining room.
#42 to #26 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
******* pleb, wheres your glass case guarded by lasers / magnets / guards carrying uzis / uzis carrying guards
User avatar #44 to #42 - miscarriage (12/19/2013) [-]
Not everyone is wealthy like you, anon
#48 to #44 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not wealthy; thanks to obamacare, my banana will always be safe and protected.
User avatar #49 to #48 - miscarriage (12/19/2013) [-]
brb selling house to give banan more protection
#58 to #49 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Something ticks me off about you, I've studied your text. Why do you keep saying banan, instead of banana.

Pls fix before I succumb to this seething anger ignited by your frequent arrogance, casually creating nicknames for bananas, show some respect.
User avatar #94 to #58 - miscarriage (12/19/2013) [-]
Oh
bananana
#53 to #49 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
you can jus do what the Egyptians did, put a ****** fukken trash banana for peasants decoy on display. And have the real thing, sewed into the side of your asscheek
User avatar #55 to #53 - miscarriage (12/19/2013) [-]
Perfect.
#109 to #26 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
**** , i read that as "how can dorrits be real, if our chins aren't real" sample text
#6 - lordoxygen (12/18/2013) [-]
All of that sounds delish but sadly most of us will end up sitting in the chair dipping bread something more liquid than bread.
All of that sounds delish but sadly most of us will end up sitting in the chair dipping bread something more liquid than bread.
User avatar #87 to #6 - sursum (12/19/2013) [-]
Dat Dylan Moran quote.
#84 to #6 - apocalypseboyz ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
I've already made the cheesy cracked bread. I literally moaned. And I'm a dude, so it wasn't a sexy moan either.
#18 - thatsimple (12/18/2013) [-]
nooo man i thougt we were friends?? you called me your favorite banana
why.
#57 - jakuhlope (12/19/2013) [-]
>Candy Corn
>Candy Corn
#50 - kebabman (12/19/2013) [-]
<Obligatory pic
#61 - Rukioish ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
All of this delicious things I don't have time to make.
All of this delicious things I don't have time to make.
#40 - nicobenp (12/19/2013) [-]
mfw crack bread
#11 - thesweetscientist (12/18/2013) [-]
This reminds me of this party once, after me and other 5 guys got a bit drunk...
User avatar #67 - killerabbit (12/19/2013) [-]
"favorite banana"

Wonder how those auditions went down.
Get it.
I'm making a dick joke.
please help me I've been awake too long why am I doing this
#108 - acksl (12/19/2013) [-]
Hell yeah crack bread
Hell yeah crack bread
#93 - granadablashlack (12/19/2013) [-]
Crack bread, you say?
+3
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#92 - sniffythebird (12/19/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus, the first two...
#91 - lunargirl (12/19/2013) [-]
Obligatory.
#89 - tubbsinlubbers (12/19/2013) [-]
anddd hit the favorite button
User avatar #73 - splinfinity (12/19/2013) [-]
I think I have to try that cheesybread tomorrow. Thanks, OP!
#38 - fukyu (12/19/2013) [-]
sorry pal i don't believe your recipe for butterfingers because i ****** love butterfingers but can't stand candycorn.
#29 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Black Very Cool ** mfw I'm starving
#5 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Favorited for when I'm not incredibly ******* lazy
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