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TIFF By seeing a topless pic of a friend
19 minutes ago by -
I am a college student, and left my computer in my dorm over the holiday break for Thanksgiving. I was gone for about a week,
and decided that I would break my hiatus by looking at some porn. I decided to use the MSW section in Funnyjunk to start off.
Well, I came across a picture of a woman I was sure I knew, so I left a comment saying that I was pretty sure I knew her. She
responded with "My blame"? So I was 100% sure that it was her. I left a second comment, just saying hi and asking how she had
been, but I guess that was probably the worst thing I could have done, since I haven' t heard anything from her yet. It was probably
the most spaghetti thing of my entire life. This is the thread where I showed how much of a beta I am: http:// /
out
TL: DR I saw a topless picture of an old friend and then asked how they have been doing.
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#32 - bemmo ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
And then it got better.
User avatar #117 to #32 - rockamekishiko (12/02/2015) [-]
ehhhh...
User avatar #57 to #32 - nickelakon (12/02/2015) [-]
Did he smash?
#72 to #32 - turtlewithjetpacks (12/02/2015) [-]
**turtlewithjetpacks used "*roll picture*"**
**turtlewithjetpacks rolled image**I want to find this thread. For all the spaghetti I've spilled its nothing compared to this.
#74 to #73 - turtlewithjetpacks (12/02/2015) [-]
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**turtlewithjetpacks rolled image**Thanks bro!
#75 to #74 - nicepire (12/02/2015) [-]
**nicepire used "*roll picture*"**
**nicepire rolled image** np
#56 to #32 - cleomech (12/02/2015) [-]
Oh my god, this is too good. My ******* sides.
#4 - ablakguy (12/01/2015) [-]
hfw
#7 - iritadedgamer (12/01/2015) [-]
Ayy That's me.
#101 to #7 - deathstare (12/02/2015) [-]
**deathstare used "*roll picture*"**
**deathstare rolled image**Smushy definately has a new account now. She also won't be posting on **** again. Thanks for ruining a sweet gig.
User avatar #135 to #134 - Smushy (12/02/2015) [-]
well, i mean i have a pussy. But i was just put off by some much attention and not knowing how to react
#137 to #135 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
>I aint no puss.
>well, i mean i have a pussy
Mixed signals. That's why I have trust issues
User avatar #153 to #135 - deathstare (12/02/2015) [-]
Now, you're on par with Soule. You've attained a massive cult following
User avatar #102 to #101 - deathstare (12/02/2015) [-]
Ignore the image
#14 to #7 - limberlarry (12/01/2015) [-]
Sooooooo what happened in the end?
User avatar #35 to #7 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
I am a woman, and I can help you with your beta as **** problems. If that means anything to you.
#37 to #35 - hillbillypowpow (12/02/2015) [-]
If you're trying to help FJ's beta problems then you got a lot of work to do
User avatar #38 to #37 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Lol I'm also slowly trying to convince FJ that not all feminists are evil, blood sucking succubi.
User avatar #42 to #38 - vorarephilia (12/02/2015) [-]
look it isn't my place to tell people what to do, but you should probably start with a more feasible goal. like slowly convincing fj that women aren't a hivemind that answers only to The Matriarch.
User avatar #60 to #42 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
I suppose I am. Like I'm not trying to convince the entirety of FJ that the feminist movement will be their saviour. More like, I'm a reasonably person, I'm not the only one out there; if you do your research and sign the right petitions you're going to help yourself a lot more than banishing all social movements.
User avatar #61 to #60 - vorarephilia (12/02/2015) [-]
you kidding? Social groups are just one big step. my ultimate goal is to eliminate free will. except mine.

I am the founding (and currently only) member of the despotic party.
User avatar #76 to #62 - tropenthatshtup (12/02/2015) [-]
Cool, are we going to start actual using these now?
User avatar #77 to #76 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
I've been using them sarcastically, like an asshole
User avatar #71 to #62 - austinrocket (12/02/2015) [-]
rebuttal referee
User avatar #122 to #61 - randomwanker (12/02/2015) [-]
I'll sign your petition if you let me join your party
#40 to #38 - hillbillypowpow (12/02/2015) [-]
GIF
golly man, that's gonna be a tough one
User avatar #118 to #38 - numbahone (12/02/2015) [-]
The cause is noble, but damn will that be hard when front page keeps spitting out propaganda of the worst cases. Best of luck though
User avatar #144 to #118 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Thank you
#113 to #38 - assrocket (12/02/2015) [-]
I remember you.
88% of your comments mention that you're a girl.
User avatar #141 to #113 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
I suppose that's true. Maybe not necessarily outright, but I do discuss feminism a lot and I guess that is synonymous. It's not because 'im a gamer grrrll xxoxoxo ;)' but more so to offer a different perspective.

It's also due to feminism and my gender being a point of interest for me. Y'know a lot of nerds have two cents to add in 'star wars vs star trek vs dr who'.
User avatar #50 to #38 - Furry (12/02/2015) [-]
In a way I've been in your spot before
User avatar #44 to #38 - destismad (12/02/2015) [-]
I hope you're behind at least 7 proxies or they'll probably crucify you for siding with the enemy.
#58 to #44 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Well I'm Australian, so I feel like
User avatar #119 to #38 - ubadubba (12/02/2015) [-]
About time, and it looks like you're doing pretty well. Keep it up!
User avatar #142 to #119 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
That's very kind, thank you!
User avatar #110 to #38 - miscreant (12/02/2015) [-]
#notallfeminists
Seriously though, that word has such a negative connotation and the third wave (arguably the fourth wave, depending on whom you ask) has had so little done and so few good points that it's gotten to the point where if you want to show everyone how much you believe in equality, you should use a different word for it (such as egalitarianism).
Yes, I know there are reasonable people that call themselves feminists.
Yes, I know what the dictionary definition of feminist is.
No, I would never in a thousand years call myself one.
When your movement is one that makes the term "manspreading" and "mansplaining" into dictionary words, it's not one I can believe in.
User avatar #47 to #38 - kaywalsk (12/02/2015) [-]
I think most of us are aware of that, but with anything in life, the loudest member of a group can often cement people's opinions of an entire group of people.



ISIS for example.
User avatar #126 to #38 - badnewsanon (12/02/2015) [-]
I left FJ for about a year and the whole "hating on feminism in every form" thing only seems to have gotten worse. So, seriously good luck. I typically keep my mouth shut about it.
User avatar #143 to #126 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Every once and a while I get into interesting conversations with rational people. So it's not all bad!
User avatar #158 to #143 - badnewsanon (12/12/2015) [-]
I guess, but is it really worth it?

#83 to #38 - catburglarpenis (12/02/2015) [-]
Thirdjess if you change your icon I'll never find you on random threads again.

Didn't know you were a feminist, good luck on FJ it is a hive of half /pol/ members who think anecdotals are the law and pictures speak a thousand statistics.

I should know, I majored in Sociology.
User avatar #86 to #83 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
I've actually been thinking of changing my icon, because my hair is about twice as long now.

I got into this fight with a /pol/ type person once, who would continuously provide me with anecdotal evidence, and then get upset when I did the same thing.
#88 to #86 - catburglarpenis (12/02/2015) [-]
I didn't get in a fight with a /pol/ person so they must all be nice, and frankly you're terrible for even hinting that they might not be perfectly logical people with your terrible example.
#93 to #90 - catburglarpenis (12/02/2015) [-]
God dammit thirdjess why do you always show up when I'm about to do my post-FJ break homework? I can't do this again, I've gotta end this now and pretend I have real-world friends and attend to my ****** real-world responsibilities. I'll find you on some random thread after the semester ends!
User avatar #94 to #93 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
When's your semester end?
#96 to #94 - catburglarpenis (12/02/2015) [-]
Next week is the last week of classes and the week after is finals week.
User avatar #97 to #96 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Alright, well I'll not respond to you til the 19th! Good luck on your exams
#99 to #97 - catburglarpenis (12/02/2015) [-]
Thanks. Good luck on whatever the hell Australians do when they're not fighting monsters found only in Dungeons and Dragons booklets.
User avatar #79 to #38 - tenaciouslee (12/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, and I'm trying to sweep the desert.
#80 to #79 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Have you never seen me post with this image?
#81 to #80 - tenaciouslee (12/02/2015) [-]
No.

I don't see you often.

I don't pay attention to user names, though.

Also, if you're trying to help FJers from being total betas, give up now.

I'm a total beta when it comes to conversation, but a lot of people have just given up, like I have.

Gives me time to do important things, like help Chinese zombies fix a submarine.
User avatar #82 to #81 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Honestly I meant it more as a joke, but if people have genuine questions, I'm more than happy to answer them.
User avatar #84 to #82 - tenaciouslee (12/02/2015) [-]
Here's one for ya.

Why don't "normal" feminists try weeding out these misandrynistic ******** ?

Because no one will trust feminism as long as the people that preach "Kill all Men" are the loudest voice.
User avatar #85 to #84 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Because we don't need the approval of the majority to pass laws. There's always going to be some loud idiot, fighting them is futile.
User avatar #87 to #85 - tenaciouslee (12/02/2015) [-]
But if you want respect for your movement back, "fighting them is futile" is the ********* attitude you can have.

Why doesn't Feminism have enough of a backbone to tell those ********* to **** off?
User avatar #89 to #87 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
What hobby are you most passionate about?
User avatar #91 to #89 - tenaciouslee (12/02/2015) [-]
I have no hobbies.

I like to sing, I like video games, I like browsing the Internet and watching Canadians build virtual cities, but no hobbies.
User avatar #92 to #91 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Ok so, you're aware that there is a minority of people in the gaming community that are really disgusting, sexistic, generally hateful people. What are you going to do about it?
#95 to #92 - tenaciouslee (12/02/2015) [-]
Not let them be the representation for my entire ******* demographic, that's for certain.

Instead of quietly sitting by and going, "Oh, well, we can't stop them.", I can be an example of the opposite effect.

That not all gamers are misogynistic retards who think gaming is solely a sausage fest.

I think saying a vocal minority is something you can do nothing about is weak, all feminists could create their own movement against them.

My only problem is that I see no movement from "real Feminists" against these "fake Feminists". They all say, "Yeah, we all don't think like that.", but I see no change being pushed forward.

It's not like I care either way, though, politics isn't my business.
User avatar #98 to #95 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
And what is the difference between your "being an example of the opposite effect" and what I'm doing, right now? Or what Based Mom does, for example?
#103 to #98 - tenaciouslee (12/02/2015) [-]
I guess there isn't.

There just doesn't seem to be vocal objection.

When that dumb episode of Law and Order: SVU came out, no one stood up and said "Not all Gamers are women-beating retards who think that shooting a gun is just like a video game.", or that "Ice T thankfully isn't like that in real life.", but no one also stood up and said "Not all women think that all men should be killed.", when that Bahar Mufasa chick tweeted it, which isn't new, since the SCUM Manifesto was written back in the 80's by that radical feminist, who said that women should usurp and kill all men to become the dominate gender.
User avatar #104 to #103 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Actually there were trending hashtags on both those topics.
User avatar #105 to #104 - tenaciouslee (12/02/2015) [-]
A hashtag is a trend, not an active movement.
User avatar #108 to #105 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Which is what I do. These radical, professional victim feminists don't do rallies and public objections. They bitch about it on twitter. What I do, is I write letters to my government about issues that bother me. I sign petitions. I attend rallies wherever they may be (most recently, I stood in support of a local mosq).

This difference exists because they don't care about change. They don't care if they affect change to their agenda. They don't care if they have any influence at all. For them, it is a career being in the spotlight, like an actress.
User avatar #106 to #105 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
It's someone standing up and saying 'actually, this isn't right' via social media. Just the same as what Sarkeesian is doing, taking advantage of social media.
User avatar #107 to #106 - tenaciouslee (12/02/2015) [-]
I think I just expect too much.

When I hear the word "Movement", I think of rallies and public objections, not hashtags and Twitter.
User avatar #53 to #38 - tylosaurus ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
That should be easy, just say that you don't associate yourself with the current feminists, but you believe in the other, previous waves of feminism.
User avatar #43 to #38 - stifflerxchong ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
do you let the blood flow on your period, are you gonna scream at me if i say that i like to take the lead and be dominant ? ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME TO GO BACK IN THE GARAGE ? based mom feminist is all fine by me,and FJ think overall the same, psycho bitch trying to tell me how to live my life can go use that giant black dragon dildo admin like and don't get me started on the one that **** on dev and ruin my vydia
User avatar #59 to #43 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
God no, ****** unhygienic as **** . The reason women have to change their tampons every six hours, and the same reason pads use "diaper technology": menstrual blood will cause hella infections. Just walking around with pants full of blood all day is going to literally kill you.
#111 to #35 - vegasstoner (12/02/2015) [-]
whats so ******* beta about asking someone how theyre doing?
User avatar #112 to #111 - thirdjess (12/02/2015) [-]
Actually, I looked up the conversation. She responded, and he said "I think you have nice boobs, if that means anything to you." That was particularly beta,
#114 to #112 - vegasstoner (12/02/2015) [-]
well yeah that isn't the best thing to say. i dunno if he was looking to get together with her or anything though and it's really not my business. maybe he just thought someone anonymously showing their body on a random **** section of a site was looking for approval or something. sorry i was hostile...i personally really hate the term beta and the idea that goes along with it
#46 to #7 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
How pathetic
I cant believe you would stoop so low as to use a piece of **** website like Reddit
User avatar #48 to #46 - themurrey (12/02/2015) [-]
>tfw all of my posts that made it to the #1 spot on this site came from reddit
#54 to #48 - drasticdragon (12/02/2015) [-]
This is about 200% accurate.
#63 to #54 - sirlorge (12/02/2015) [-]
That was about 100% unnecessary.
I still love you though. Groundhog Day was great.
#64 to #63 - drasticdragon (12/02/2015) [-]
Now you know, and can increase your internet level!
#65 to #64 - sirlorge (12/02/2015) [-]
Do I get a coupon to redeem somewhere? I never found the menu button on this thing.
I totally thought themurrey wrote the comment I was responding to. Now I feel stupid about the reference.
#66 to #65 - drasticdragon (12/02/2015) [-]
It would be strange if he responded to his own comment!
#68 to #66 - sirlorge (12/02/2015) [-]
I know now. I feel like I dyslexia-ed the usernames.
User avatar #155 to #68 - themurrey (12/03/2015) [-]
It's okay I still love you
#115 to #48 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
Unless you're talking about screencaps of reddit comments, what you meant to say was "All of my posts that made it onto the #1 spot on this site came from imgur, because the retards that run reddit think that having the user go to another ******* website to see the content is a good idea"
#52 to #7 - supersixfourr (12/02/2015) [-]
It's ok buddy. **** happens to people sometimes
#29 to #7 - austinpowerz (12/02/2015) [-]
Yo Smushy
#16 to #7 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
so did you and Smushy do the Smushy?
User avatar #49 to #7 - greyhoundfd (12/02/2015) [-]
The only spaghetti thing about you is that you go on Reddit.
User avatar #19 to #7 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
So, how have you been ?
#21 to #7 - halcyonix (12/01/2015) [-]
Want this?
User avatar #17 to #7 - godofcorndog (12/01/2015) [-]
lookgarythereIam.jpg
#51 to #7 - terranrollerskates (12/02/2015) [-]
Dude, we're adults here, & frankly, if one decides to go naked upon the public domain, which this still is - although those hapless accountless ones can't get into **** like the rest of us - then you better be damn ready for the possibility of being spotted by someone who knows you!

It was ***** that it played out like that, but whose really being awkward here? The girl getting naked for thumbs and don't get me wrong, it takes some nerve to pull that **** off to a standard these exhibitionists in question would hold themselves to, but it is what it is , or the guy who knows her & who was sound enough to ask "what's up?"
User avatar #30 to #7 - BrayBoy (12/02/2015) [-]
Did yo find out how she was ?
Honestly that ***** more funny than awkward
#39 to #7 - thepizzadevourer (12/02/2015) [-]
shhhhh   
It's OK   
We all make mistakes
shhhhh
It's OK
We all make mistakes
User avatar #125 to #7 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
You absolute ******* legend.
User avatar #109 to #7 - dazartimm (12/02/2015) [-]
And she wasn't even hot. That sucks man.
#69 to #7 - internetnick (12/02/2015) [-]
I'm sure Smushy just felt a little weird. Give it time and she'll maybe feel a little less weird.

At least you weren't a dick.
User avatar #12 to #7 - killwithkostja (12/01/2015) [-]
So, how have you been ?
#25 to #12 - iritadedgamer (12/01/2015) [-]
Haha. That's actually hilarious.
User avatar #33 to #25 - chikibriki (12/02/2015) [-]
seriously though how did it end
#27 - privilege (12/01/2015) [-]
But.. how the hell do you properly engage conversation in that situation anyways?

User avatar #100 to #27 - choobe (12/02/2015) [-]
"Nice tits.
Love, Dad"
#34 to #27 - Haruhi (12/02/2015) [-]
you ******* don't
User avatar #10 to #1 - michaeljones (12/01/2015) [-]
nice
#8 to #1 - postwhatevs (12/01/2015) [-]
**postwhatevs used "*roll picture*"**
**postwhatevs rolled image** Thanks, was curious about them milksacks
User avatar #9 to #1 - thewilder (12/01/2015) [-]
He didn't **** up that much in the end, those are some hideous tits.
User avatar #128 - Smushy (12/02/2015) [-]
Ok, let me set the record straight.

I was a little embarrass, i have to admit.
But not ashamed, just didnt know how to respond to all this attention.
Iritadedgamer, Im not mad or anything. I still think you are a awesome person and im glad you liked my tits. If anyone has any questions im happy you answer them. As far as my relationship with iritadedgamer, when i meet him, he was awesome and very cool. I believe we became instant friends. Honesty I thought he was cute and would have dated if i had the chance, but he seemed to has his sight set on someone else for a long time before i meet him so i let it be.
User avatar #159 to #128 - joshlol (12/18/2015) [-]
damn I missed out on all this
#129 to #128 - iritadedgamer (12/02/2015) [-]
Ayy lmao. I have a question, but I would rather PM you bout it now.
User avatar #130 to #129 - Smushy (12/02/2015) [-]
go ahead eli.
User avatar #146 to #130 - bitchitroll ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
just go ahead and ****
#131 to #130 - iritadedgamer (12/02/2015) [-]
You aren't my friend, so I cannot send it to you, so there is that. Also, you thought I was cute??
User avatar #147 to #131 - superbrowntoastxxx (12/02/2015) [-]
oh love, how it comes around and follows from the past and then ***** you in the ass
#31 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
"Oh, you know, posting nudes on a third rate website. How the **** do you think I've been?"
#20 - zionsype (12/01/2015) [-]
The fool
User avatar #11 - motherfuckingkenji (12/01/2015) [-]
He spilled his spaghetti by going on Reddit in the first place.
#22 - thecrayzeeman (12/01/2015) [-]
No recovering from that.
#15 - insanefreak (12/01/2015) [-]
Holy **** .
OP, if this story gets an update, please mention me. I'd love to stay on top of this.
This is juicy FJ drama at it's finest.
User avatar #18 to #15 - alalalalal (12/01/2015) [-]
Seconded
#23 to #18 - Azz (12/01/2015) [-]
Thirded.
User avatar #28 to #23 - sinonyx (12/01/2015) [-]
home
User avatar #36 to #15 - fuzzyballs (12/02/2015) [-]
read comment 27
User avatar #5 - normiefag (12/01/2015) [-]
Smushy iritadegamer
User avatar #6 to #5 - normiefag (12/01/2015) [-]
iritadedgamer **
fug
User avatar #70 - ayumu (12/02/2015) [-]
smushy give him the puss puss
User avatar #67 - kaiyuni (12/02/2015) [-]
No link to the **** content? For shame.
User avatar #41 - solomon (12/02/2015) [-]
i forgot about smushy until now. fjchat for life
User avatar #148 to #41 - bitchitroll ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
wait... is this THAT smushy?
User avatar #154 to #148 - solomon (12/02/2015) [-]
i think i may have gotten the wrong one, the one we know spelled it smushie
User avatar #157 to #154 - bitchitroll ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
well damn
User avatar #149 to #148 - Smushy (12/02/2015) [-]
im smushy
User avatar #150 to #149 - bitchitroll ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
HA

now go **** that one dude.
User avatar #151 to #150 - Smushy (12/02/2015) [-]
well thats up to him.
User avatar #152 to #151 - bitchitroll ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
he ran to reddit saying he spilled spaghetti. he definitely wants to
User avatar #3 - higgyshere (12/01/2015) [-]
now kiss
User avatar #140 - MuahahaOfLore (12/02/2015) [-]
why she no post **** link?
/nsfw/fqdfLsd/You+like/
#78 - wesleyhathaway (12/02/2015) [-]
**wesleyhathaway used "*roll picture*"**
**wesleyhathaway rolled image**guys dont worry he compliments her boobs later and she says thanks
it's smash time
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