Fitness Quotes with Drunk People

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#3 - skumbaner ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]

that last one pretty deep though

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#41 to #3 - Zombiefried (10/02/2015) [-]

To be honest, that cut doesn't look more than 0.050 of an inch.

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#6 to #3 - becauseoprahsaidso (10/02/2015) [-]

wow that's edgy

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#11 to #6 - matt leaf (10/02/2015) [-]

gj

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#43 to #11 - sirsolo (10/02/2015) [-]

Thumbs for everyone in this thread! Sharply executed.

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#1 - hoodini ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]

Yeah, Ey agree 100%. Now sombodie get mei some bloody good scrumpy!

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#2 - Tusura (10/01/2015) [-]

This has never been more relevant.

Pouring my 12th rum and coke since 2pm EST.

Cheers mates.

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#10 to #2 - kyouko (10/02/2015) [-]

>coke and rum

disgusting

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#14 to #10 - Tusura (10/02/2015) [-]

That's a line of Cocaine and a shot of rum.

Not coca cola.

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#15 to #14 - kyouko (10/02/2015) [-]

Did I say coca cola?

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#16 to #15 - Tusura (10/02/2015) [-]

I'm just playin man.

It's a line of cocaine and a sip of moonshine, but I didn't want to seem like a druggy alchy.

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#28 to #16 - Javapenguin (10/02/2015) [-]

You do what you have to do man.
Judgement free zone.

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#17 to #16 - kyouko (10/02/2015) [-]

You're free to do as you want, dude. Don't worry 'bout me.

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#18 to #17 - Tusura (10/02/2015) [-]

Well, in that case.

It's Dr.Pepper mixed with Castillo Silver Rum.

I've had about 25 of them now.

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#19 to #18 - kyouko (10/02/2015) [-]

I will be judging you, but that shouldn't stop you. Go on, have fun.

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#20 to #19 - Tusura (10/02/2015) [-]

A liter for $14.99.
Cheap and gets me drunk. Plus it doesn't taste bad.

I'll get a single malt scotch next Monday when paychecks come through.

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#21 to #20 - kyouko (10/02/2015) [-]

I personally stick to beer and Jäger. I find mix-drinks and such to be bad in general.

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#29 to #2 - darrensankari (10/02/2015) [-]

What rum do you use?

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#45 to #29 - Tusura (10/02/2015) [-]

>>#18, last night was this stuff.

I prefer Pyrat rum or The Kraken, but I just like Rum in general. Vodka too.
I won't purchase from the bottom shelf, but the store by my house has some awesome sales on semi-decent stuff all the time.

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#22 - vikingpizza (10/02/2015) [-]

As a currently-drunk individual, these speak to me on a primal level

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#5 - Shitthatscrazy (10/01/2015) [-]

>Last Canada Day i went out of with a former friend of mine.
>Went to a bar with a few booths and a dance floor
>I get really uncomfortable dancing
>Meet up with a couple other people at the booth and started pounding shots
>14 Jager Bombs later..
>Dont remember what happened between the last couple drinks and leaving
>Following day get a recap of stuff i didnt remember happening
>Apparently went into Micheal Jackson mode on the dance floor
>started sucking face with two chicks
>they live together
>i was gonna go over to their place
>????
>ended up walking to a Tim Hortons with a coffee while lying down on the curb
>Couldnt touch liquor at all for the rest of the following day

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#4 - biater (10/01/2015) [-]

like six tequila shots

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#30 - novabird (10/02/2015) [-]

iu can't process alcohol, it acts like poison for me, i also can't lift but that's another story.

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#31 to #30 - ineedtotakeapiss (10/02/2015) [-]

Did you find that out the hard way?

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#32 to #31 - novabird (10/02/2015) [-]

yeah, i had a sip and lost control of my sanity then woke up a few hours later and had flu like symptoms for the week, it wasn't even something strong either was just ****** wine, apparently i was very hostile too which explains why my room was locked up and there were weapon marks on the door.

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#33 to #32 - ineedtotakeapiss (10/02/2015) [-]

If that's what a sip of wine did, It's a good thing you didn't chug a beer for your first time.

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#34 to #33 - novabird (10/02/2015) [-]

agreed, i have enuf issues without that one hitting me.

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#23 - hashtronaut (10/02/2015) [-]

If I have to suffer either way...I'd rather be drunk than work out *kanye shrug*

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#9 - imashitbricks (10/02/2015) [-]

I'm preparing to run my first 5k this month on Halloween. Last night I was running 3 miles at a pace of 9:30 a mile (it's worth noting here that I'm 5'10" 225 pounds and my physical fitness is still pretty 'meh') I was 2 1/2 miles in and felt some liquid building up near my diaphragm. This pic is exactly what I though "It's just in my mind, power through it, you can do this." 30 seconds later I was in the bathroom puking.

"It's just your mind" my asshole. Listen to your body. Homeboy knows what's up.

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#24 to #9 - biater (10/02/2015) [-]

No, **** that guy. What's he ever done for you?

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#25 to #24 - imashitbricks (10/02/2015) [-]

Given me a penis to jerk when I get lonely

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#26 to #25 - biater (10/02/2015) [-]

...there is that

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#40 to #9 - mikepetru (10/02/2015) [-]

1. How long had it been since you ate before you started running?
2. What did you eat?
3. How much of it did you eat?
3. Did you stretch adequately before you ran?
4. Did you gun it straight into a run or did you do a warm up walk/jog beforehand?
5. Is 9:30 per mile an average pace for you, or were you really pushing your limits?

Not trying to interrogate you or anything, but these are all things I had to consider whenever I felt like I wasn't doing as well as I should when I started running. Before you go for speed, you have to spend a **** ton of time building up your stamina. Then when your legs get stronger and your heart requires less oxygen to pump your muscles in your stride, then you can start really pushing it.

Keep it up, bro. It took me 2.6 years and an average of 3 runs a week but I can go 11 miles now before my legs feel like they're gonna collapse. I never thought I'd get this far. The results will be well worth it. You just need to get in touch with your body, per say. Figure out what it wants, and recognize what it's trying to tell you when it's trying to tell you.

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#44 to #40 - imashitbricks (10/02/2015) [-]

1) Four months. Although it's October now so I guess technically 5
2) & 3) I had an egg, a piece of chicken and some mushrooms (I know, need to eat more but it was a busy day I barely had time to cook)
4) No
5) I hopped straight into to at top speed. I usually do a warm up mile at a slower pace but I was pressed for time
6) 9:30 is my best mile time so far (it was 9:53 last week.) I usually have to run a mile at a slower pace then push it out but I wanted to really go for it so I just tried all three at the top speed I could go.

It's not that I fell like I'm not doing well or anything. I'm trying to build muscle (weight lifting) and lose weight at the same time so I'm not really expecting to get gud at cardio anytime soon. I'm currently doing cardio 7 days a week (training for the military) and weight lifting 5 days a week. Some part of my body is pretty much in pain all of the time so I've more or less just learned to push through it, if it's not the back it's the thighs, if it's not the thighs it's the arms etc etc.

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#46 to #44 - mikepetru (10/02/2015) [-]

I think you misread my first question. Did you eat your meal an hour before running? 2? 3? Minutes before? Running too soon after eating will definitely make you nauseous as you haven't given your body time to digest and convert the food into energy for your run. Running too long after you ate will also **** you up. Your stomach is constantly producing acid for digestion which is what causes hunger pain. If you run without sufficient food consumption, your stomach is basically eating itself as the acid burns your insides, and eventually you have to throw it up.

Yeah, gunning it straight into a run is never advisable. It's like putting the pedal to the metal on your car from a stand still position. You'll go fast immediately, but you're gonna **** up your tires. Would have been better to do a normal paced run that day that was shorter, keep your body fresh and warmed up for the next run, whenever you do it.
It's like Goku said to Vegeta, "If you think torturing your body is the same as training, then go for it."

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#47 to #46 - imashitbricks (10/03/2015) [-]

I think I'd eaten like 8 hours prior? I'd managed to get in and cook around 3 then didn't manage to get into the gym until around 11.

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#48 to #47 - mikepetru (10/03/2015) [-]

Well **** , bro. Don't do it again. If you absolutely have to workout but don't have time to cook, eat a protein bar, something! Not even the most fit guys can have a good workout going that long without eating. You can burn calories you don't have.

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#49 to #48 - mikepetru (10/03/2015) [-]

*can't burn calories you don't have

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#42 - floran (10/02/2015) [-]

For Glory!

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#39 - nowthatsedgy (10/02/2015) [-]

walk into alcoholics anonymous with the bottom pic on a t-shirt

"I won't quit, not today"

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#38 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]

yea don't let your body use pain, a evolutionary mechanism to prevent harm, change your mind about your actions!

i get the joke about alcohol i just hate the "fit" mentality which leads to people wondering why there knees joints and back are **** .

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