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mire pregnant." he whispers. tears er joy in his eyes "/M "
H. 53? nines Q Q
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A woman is at her father' s deathbed. She hasn' t seen him in years
and new they only have a few moments left
Dad. I' m sorry." she whispers
Sorry." he says. "mi deed."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - jakatackka
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Well that was ******* depressing.
#106 to #3 - anon id: 52b4c072
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Aren't you going to introduce me to your friend? I'll do it myself. Hello '******* depressing', I'm dad.
#1 - mudkipfucker
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#97 to #1 - repitem
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Wtf is up with his face
#98 to #97 - repitem
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Oh,i know now
User avatar #117 to #1 - brassydolphin
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(11/22/2013) [-]
Idunno man, the first one was brilliant
User avatar #49 to #1 - empithree
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(11/18/2013) [-]
hey. the "pull my finger" is always relevant to any conversation.
User avatar #50 to #1 - DPO
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(11/18/2013) [-]
My Dad always says the Graveyard is the dead center of town.
#56 to #1 - guitarguise
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Please, don't be jealous of my MS Paint mastery.
#42 to #1 - agentmoleman
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Datalogical assistant
#10 to #1 - dephira
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(11/18/2013) [-]
That incorrect order of the numbers rustled me more than I thought it would.
User avatar #4 - roflstorm
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Where the **** did all these "I'm dad" jokes come from?
User avatar #12 to #4 - WtfStrawberries
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(11/18/2013) [-]
tumblr
User avatar #7 to #4 - captainfuckitall
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(11/18/2013) [-]
As I said when the last time this question was asked, we're all becoming fathers.
User avatar #60 to #4 - brawlerboi
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Dad's for me to know, and you to find out.
User avatar #6 to #4 - randomituseddie
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dad's i'm guessing
User avatar #30 to #6 - cheesezhenshi
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Hello guessing, I'm Dad.
#33 to #30 - ianmcgunny
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User avatar #72 to #6 - FartFetish
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hi guessing. I'm dad.
#5 - swagloon
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User avatar #99 to #5 - wethelegion
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God damnit everytime I see that I completely forget the content and get sucked back into the depressing **** of DW
#84 to #5 - dsgbiohazard
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User avatar #15 to #5 - setimanosomo
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Dead Man Wonderland?
User avatar #24 to #15 - vapaus
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(11/18/2013) [-]
*Dad Man Wonderland
#13 - youreminenow
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#21 to #13 - domefige
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User avatar #17 to #13 - zekeon
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>thumbnail

You are a terrible person.
#19 to #13 - domefige
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Even though I had to really look close to read this I found it hilarious
#20 to #13 - jaggedherp
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(11/18/2013) [-]
This should be what you're looking for
User avatar #23 to #20 - OldSnake
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(11/18/2013) [-]
More like Daddy May Cry
More like Dad Rising eww...
More like Dad to Rights
User avatar #55 to #23 - cosmicapprentice
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Daddymon X and Y, Dadout, Ninja Daddy, Dad Wars: The Dad Unleashed, Daddy's Bad Dad Day, Serious Dad, Double Dad, King of Daddies, Perfect Dad-ness.
#116 to #23 - bagofshit
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#29 to #23 - anon id: c526465a
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dadfighter iv, left 4 dad, daddy kong country, final fan-daddy, konker's dad fur day, poke'dad, daddy-o bros., super dad bros. melee, biodad, far dad 3, the daddy scrolls, daddadin's creed, dad-ablo 3, mount and dad, red dad redemption, hitdad: absolution, dad of war, dad turismo
#22 to #20 - domefige
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(11/18/2013) [-]
3 minutes too late...
#40 - drunkasaurus
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I guess my dad was... eccentric?
The only joke I can remember from him is that every time I'd say anything about bones he would tell me ice cream has no bones.
"My friend broke his arm"
"...Ice cream has no bones."
"okay."

"Uggg I feel like I can feel cold all the way to my bones"
"Well, maybe you should have been ice cream, since, as you know, it lacks bones"

thanks dad.
#41 to #40 - Nintendokami
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(11/18/2013) [-]
..I don't know why I'm laughing at this...

...but I am.
User avatar #78 to #40 - amsel
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(11/18/2013) [-]
We used to play jump start 5th grade, and there's a part in that where you start questioning this junkyard owner, and he isn't very helpful. So there's this one chat prompt you can choose to ask "Can you be a little more...cryptic?" and he responds with "Ice cream has no bones." We quote that all the time now haha
User avatar #103 to #40 - snakefire
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I don't understand but at least he didn't say "time flies when you're a faggot"
#83 - pappathethird
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#108 to #83 - cenderer
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#28 - imonaboatman
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#14 - scoobi
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#43 - Ihazfunkitty
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#107 to #43 - superblargh
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This face is just too heartbreaking, man.