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mire pregnant." he whispers. tears er joy in his eyes "/M "
H. 53? nines Q Q
tir
mew"
A woman is at her father' s deathbed. She hasn' t seen him in years
and new they only have a few moments left
Dad. I' m sorry." she whispers
Sorry." he says. "mi deed."
eeveryone else go home.
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#112 - mortallis (11/18/2013) [-]
someone please post that 4-panel comic with "hi hungry, im dad" and then the dad gets surrounded by huge HA-HAs
#102 - burstlinker (11/18/2013) [-]
"everyone else go home" is that the new spin off of "get out" or am I missing part of the joke?
User avatar #115 to #102 - mycatislookingatme (11/18/2013) [-]
Everyone go home means that this is the joke, no-one else should bother trying.
User avatar #111 to #102 - icameheretotroll (11/18/2013) [-]
people complaining about "get out" and "im done" are even more annoying than them
User avatar #109 to #102 - finblob ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
anon's right.

Just shut up.
#104 to #102 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
please just shut the **** up
#100 - arrowinurbutt (11/18/2013) [-]
>That's funny.   
>Well I better go introduce myself!   
   
   
>Dad I think it's time to stop.
>That's funny.
>Well I better go introduce myself!


>Dad I think it's time to stop.
#83 - pappathethird (11/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #76 - jbgotswag (11/18/2013) [-]
his dead, eh. gruss you can finally know what human flesh taste like
User avatar #110 to #76 - finblob ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Hi, I'm just here to remind you that you're bad at being a troll.
#62 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Wait a second, I tell these kind of jokes with my sister.

I'm so confused; what does it mean?!
#81 to #62 - shadowkingthirty (11/18/2013) [-]
Never mind that now, what anime/manga is she from? I need to know, i'll give you a funny picture
#82 to #81 - zameckis (11/18/2013) [-]
what do we get for telling it?
User avatar #85 to #82 - shadowkingthirty (11/18/2013) [-]
You caniving bastards! I mean a thumb and a picture of me giving said thumb, as well possibly a picture you may or may not have seen
#89 to #85 - zameckis (11/18/2013) [-]
i don't want pics and thumb
will you talk to me? i feels kinda lonely lately.

oh, before you disappointed with this mango, i will tell you beforehand
it's kinda **** manga, still want?
User avatar #91 to #89 - shadowkingthirty (11/18/2013) [-]
Of course what do you wish to speak about, and totally okay with ****
User avatar #92 to #91 - zameckis (11/18/2013) [-]
this manga of course~
tell me what you think about it later okay?
promis
User avatar #94 to #92 - shadowkingthirty (11/18/2013) [-]
Promise
#86 to #85 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
The delightfully gory Franken Fran.
#90 to #86 - zameckis (11/18/2013) [-]
fvck you for taking my prey
fvck you for taking my prey
User avatar #105 to #90 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I got to him first. You're too slow.
#87 to #86 - shadowkingthirty (11/18/2013) [-]
Perfect now as i have promised....
#93 to #87 - shadowkingthirty (11/18/2013) [-]
Can't 4get the other
#96 to #93 - meuk (11/18/2013) [-]
cool, you float around horizontally?
#80 to #62 - zameckis (11/18/2013) [-]
it's mean you have aids
User avatar #66 to #62 - tenaciousjon (11/18/2013) [-]
Congratulations. You're a father.
User avatar #67 to #66 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
But... That's not possible...
User avatar #68 to #67 - tenaciousjon (11/18/2013) [-]
Are you female?
User avatar #69 to #68 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
No...
User avatar #70 to #69 - tenaciousjon (11/18/2013) [-]
Then it IS possible. Haven't you seen the little **** running around your house?

You're a pops, nigguh.
User avatar #71 to #70 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I live in a college dorm. And I'm a virgin.
User avatar #73 to #71 - tenaciousjon (11/18/2013) [-]
But how can you be a virgin when you've raised me all my life... Dad.
User avatar #74 to #73 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I don't know what's happening in my life anymore...
#77 to #74 - imagnetsux ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
you are a really heavy sleeper.
User avatar #75 to #74 - tenaciousjon (11/18/2013) [-]
It'll be ok, dad.
User avatar #61 - basilbrush (11/18/2013) [-]
"I'm thirsty."
"Hello Thursday, I'm Friday, pleased to meet you."
#58 - yetiyitties (11/18/2013) [-]
There are too many Dad posts recently for my liking. Did everybody just suddenly and collectively decide that Dad jokes on the internet are a thing now?
There are too many Dad posts recently for my liking. Did everybody just suddenly and collectively decide that Dad jokes on the internet are a thing now?
#63 to #58 - JHDog (11/18/2013) [-]
I believe a grand majority of us here on FJ are getting older and looking back we realize how many of the things we took for granted. And some of the older folks here must have just recently lost their (not forgetting about you younger folks who lost their dad at young age)
User avatar #65 to #63 - unlithe ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
lost mine when i was 6...
#64 to #63 - JHDog (11/18/2013) [-]
their father*
User avatar #57 - zytherman (11/18/2013) [-]
When ever we go past a graveyard, he always asks "How many people do you think are dead in that graveyard"

the first time we did it, we all guessed different numbers, and he said "All of them" and laughed his ass off.

Or if i answered a call from his work on our house phone, and went to get him.
"Dad, Marks on the phone"
"Wow, that can't be comfortable"
I could even hear Mark laughing ont he phone aswell. needless to say, he was also a dad.
User avatar #59 to #57 - hiyorin (11/18/2013) [-]
lol.
#54 - wanicochil (11/18/2013) [-]
My dad didn't get the joke when I said the first one to him   
   
This must mean he is not my real dad   
   
MFW
My dad didn't get the joke when I said the first one to him

This must mean he is not my real dad

MFW
User avatar #53 - unculturedswine (11/18/2013) [-]
Whenever someone complains "I'm bored." I like to reply with "Hi, board. I'm plank."
They usually get so confused trying to figure out how what the **** I just said makes sense that they forget they were bored. I came up with that **** when I was 7, I was so ******* proud of myself.
User avatar #51 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
don't forget.

"I'm hungry, i feel like spaghetti"

"you don't look like spaghetti"
#44 - Bacula ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
#107 to #43 - superblargh (11/18/2013) [-]
This face is just too heartbreaking, man.
#40 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I guess my dad was... eccentric?
The only joke I can remember from him is that every time I'd say anything about bones he would tell me ice cream has no bones.
"My friend broke his arm"
"...Ice cream has no bones."
"okay."

"Uggg I feel like I can feel cold all the way to my bones"
"Well, maybe you should have been ice cream, since, as you know, it lacks bones"

thanks dad.
User avatar #103 to #40 - snakefire ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I don't understand but at least he didn't say "time flies when you're a ****** "
User avatar #78 to #40 - amsel (11/18/2013) [-]
We used to play jump start 5th grade, and there's a part in that where you start questioning this junkyard owner, and he isn't very helpful. So there's this one chat prompt you can choose to ask "Can you be a little more...cryptic?" and he responds with "Ice cream has no bones." We quote that all the time now haha
#41 to #40 - Nintendokami (11/18/2013) [-]
..I don't know why I'm laughing at this...

...but I am.
User avatar #36 - igotyou (11/18/2013) [-]
goodbye dead.

I'm depressed.
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