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First and Last

mire pregnant." he whispers. tears er joy in his eyes "/M "
H. 53? nines Q Q
A woman is at her father' s deathbed. She hasn' t seen him in years
and new they only have a few moments left
Dad. I' m sorry." she whispers
Sorry." he says. "mi deed."
eeveryone else go home.
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#3 - jakatackka (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well that was ******* depressing.
#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (11/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #4 - roflstorm ONLINE (11/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Where the **** did all these "I'm dad" jokes come from?
User avatar #6 to #4 - randomituseddie (11/18/2013) [-]
dad's i'm guessing
#5 - swagloon (11/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#13 - youreminenow (11/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#20 to #13 - jaggedherp (11/18/2013) [-]
This should be what you're looking for
#40 - drunkasaurus (11/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I guess my dad was... eccentric?
The only joke I can remember from him is that every time I'd say anything about bones he would tell me ice cream has no bones.
"My friend broke his arm"
"...Ice cream has no bones."

"Uggg I feel like I can feel cold all the way to my bones"
"Well, maybe you should have been ice cream, since, as you know, it lacks bones"

thanks dad.
#83 - pappathethird (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#28 - imonaboatman (11/18/2013) [-]
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#43 - Ihazfunkitty (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #25 - tacticalhog (11/18/2013) [-]
Then, the pregnant wife moves closer to the man, and whispers softly " aren't.."

Repost comment from the left time this was uploaded.
User avatar #57 - zytherman (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When ever we go past a graveyard, he always asks "How many people do you think are dead in that graveyard"

the first time we did it, we all guessed different numbers, and he said "All of them" and laughed his ass off.

Or if i answered a call from his work on our house phone, and went to get him.
"Dad, Marks on the phone"
"Wow, that can't be comfortable"
I could even hear Mark laughing ont he phone aswell. needless to say, he was also a dad.
#62 - thesovereigngrave (11/18/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Wait a second, I tell these kind of jokes with my sister.

I'm so confused; what does it mean?!
#90 to #86 - zameckis (11/18/2013) [-]
fvck you for taking my prey
fvck you for taking my prey
User avatar #32 - coookiecrisp (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My dad does those jokes all the time "Hi, hungry, I'm Dad".
I only cried for a little bit when I read this...
User avatar #45 to #32 - cosmicapprentice (11/18/2013) [-]
Like... for 15 minutes?
#112 - mortallis ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
someone please post that 4-panel comic with "hi hungry, im dad" and then the dad gets surrounded by huge HA-HAs
User avatar #76 - jbgotswag (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
his dead, eh. gruss you can finally know what human flesh taste like
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User avatar #95 to #31 - adu ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
If you were anything more than just a troll account seeking to upset people, then I might actually feel sorry for you.
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