Fetus vs Baby!!. Ladies.... allow me to put my procrastination pen in your dong dungeons. it/ Ella E" Here' s a test: I' m holding a baby in one hand and a petr
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Fetus vs Baby!!

Ladies.... allow me to put my procrastination pen in your dong dungeons

it/ Ella E"
Here' s a test:
I' m holding a baby in one hand
and a petri dish holding a fetus in
the other.
I' m going to drop one You chose
which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is
the same thing as a baby, it
should be impossible for you to
decide. You should have to flip a
coin, that' s how impossible the
decision should be
Shot in the dark, you saved the
baby.
Because you' re aware there' s a
difference.
New admit it
woah.
...
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Submitted: 03/07/2014
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#16 - endexter (03/07/2014) [+] (21 replies)
well obviously id go with the baby, the fetus in the petri dish is already dead
#10 - devout feminist (03/07/2014) [+] (25 replies)
well here's another thought.
two babies. one is healthy. one has cancer. which do you save?
logically (assuming you're an ethical person) you save the healthy baby, because it has a better chance of survival. a fetus is less likely to survive than a baby, so you save the baby.

I don't think OP's situtation totally closes debate.
#21 - mugenchamploo (03/07/2014) [+] (21 replies)
No, we save the baby because YOUVE ALREADY FUCKING ABORTED THE FETUS, YOU INBRED PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Stupidest argument ive ever heard
#59 - MasterManiac (03/08/2014) [+] (27 replies)
Any rational human being who values life will choose the one that has the highest chance of survival (or "most deserving" of life). Repeat the test with either killing a baby or killing a 60 year old. People will choose the baby since it is likely to live longer and has yet to experience life. Does this mean it's OK to kill 60 year old people? No. Therefore the argument is fundamentally flawed.
Any rational human being who values life will choose the one that has the highest chance of survival (or "most deserving" of life). Repeat the test with either killing a baby or killing a 60 year old. People will choose the baby since it is likely to live longer and has yet to experience life. Does this mean it's OK to kill 60 year old people? No. Therefore the argument is fundamentally flawed.
User avatar #91 - veettrees (03/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Sure everyone values baby more than a fetus, but that doesn't mean the fetus doesn't have any value.
User avatar #92 to #91 - poutinesalad (03/08/2014) [-]
Nutritional...
User avatar #84 - trojanmannn (03/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
lol this is the worst argument ever. Just because you'd kill one thing over another thing doesn't mean it's ok to kill the other thing.
#301 - pappathethird (03/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#3 - astarothaufromage (03/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Isn't abortion illegal in the fetus stahe anyway? Wasn't it the embryonic stage that is the one where you should kill the fucker? Plus isn't it the potential of life what you value? A baby is already a baby, he has a better chance of survival anyway. And how does caring about the baby the most make the other not valuable. I am pro choice but this is a stupid argument.
#273 - mereu (03/08/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Last time this was posted I said it's a stupid argument because the fetus is already dead and I got thumbed down into oblivion, my account was banned.   
   
It's funny cause I noticed something with people on FJ and on the internet in general.   
Most of you don't have an opinion of your own, you make others make that decision for you and you go with the most popular one. It's the mentality of a hurd.   
For example, if a comment gets 10 red thumbs right from the start, others will follow. And if it gets 10 green thumbs at the beginning, they will follow as well. It all about those first thumbs.   
   
I've noticed this in reposts a lot.   
   
 As for the content... I'll say what I said before... The fetus is already dead you fucking idiots. Now a few morons might say "It's hypothetically". Even if let's say the fetus is alive hipothetically, you will make the decision subconciously and save the baby because no idiot will thing that a fetus is alive. In a Universe where fetuses can survive in a pantri dish, the concept of abortion might not even exist. So stop making stupid arguments in favor of abortion, you dumb fucks!
Last time this was posted I said it's a stupid argument because the fetus is already dead and I got thumbed down into oblivion, my account was banned.

It's funny cause I noticed something with people on FJ and on the internet in general.
Most of you don't have an opinion of your own, you make others make that decision for you and you go with the most popular one. It's the mentality of a hurd.
For example, if a comment gets 10 red thumbs right from the start, others will follow. And if it gets 10 green thumbs at the beginning, they will follow as well. It all about those first thumbs.

I've noticed this in reposts a lot.

As for the content... I'll say what I said before... The fetus is already dead you fucking idiots. Now a few morons might say "It's hypothetically". Even if let's say the fetus is alive hipothetically, you will make the decision subconciously and save the baby because no idiot will thing that a fetus is alive. In a Universe where fetuses can survive in a pantri dish, the concept of abortion might not even exist. So stop making stupid arguments in favor of abortion, you dumb fucks!
#292 - terminalinfinity ONLINE (03/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
For all you life at conception nuts who are like the petri dish one is already dead, understand something: if the Embryo was GROWN on the petri dish, its still alive.  Thats how in vitro fertilization - test tube babies - work.  It can still become a human.  Stop being fucking retarded when the fact your against abortion in the first places shows you dont know dick about science.
For all you life at conception nuts who are like the petri dish one is already dead, understand something: if the Embryo was GROWN on the petri dish, its still alive. Thats how in vitro fertilization - test tube babies - work. It can still become a human. Stop being fucking retarded when the fact your against abortion in the first places shows you dont know dick about science.
#90 - prohibullion (03/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
How would the fetus be alive if it's in a petri dish?
How would the fetus be alive if it's in a petri dish?
#70 - lizardonfire (03/08/2014) [-]
Are you crazy? who would not choose the baby. If I let the fetus fall I can get its stem cells immediately, however if I let the baby fall I will just have a dead baby. I need the baby alive to grow and then harvest its organs.
Are you crazy? who would not choose the baby. If I let the fetus fall I can get its stem cells immediately, however if I let the baby fall I will just have a dead baby. I need the baby alive to grow and then harvest its organs.
#77 - lordraine (03/08/2014) [+] (13 replies)
The fetus in the petri dish would be fucking dead already, because it's been ripped from it's mother's womb and put on a fucking plate.

This is the logic of a tremendous fucking faggot that considers themselves to be both clever and morally superior while being neither. This is the logic of tumblr.
User avatar #72 - commanderbunbun (03/08/2014) [-]
fuck, i dropped them both

oh well, accidents happened
#18 - devout feminist (03/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Alright faggots, I have one for you.

I have a baby in one hand and a cup of chocolate milk in the other.

How long until the police come?
#29 to #18 - metronomee (03/08/2014) [-]
Chocolate milk doesn't scream at the top of it's lungs while I'm trying to watch a movie.

Easy choice.
User avatar #66 - udungoofedup (03/08/2014) [-]
Ok change the situation to a mother holding her baby dangling over the side of a bridge with you holding a rope tied around the mother. Now your other hand is holding a 10 week pregnant lady's rope, who's dangling over the other side of the bridge. Now a 16-wheeler is heading for you at 50mph. Which rope do you drop?


Both because you've got to wave down the truck for a lift home
#177 - drewbridge (03/08/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Yeah, a fetus outside the womb would die within seconds

0/10 get fucked
#138 - ainise (03/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get this whole pro-life pro-choice thing. Does abortion suck? Yeah, sure. So does Slavery, life in most of Africa, War, drug addiction, corrupt politicians(regardless of country), corrupt governments, human trafficking, rape, gang wars, the American school system, Asian bullying, starvation, overpopulation and your mom. Until we can make those things suck a little less, I honestly can't care about whether or not some woman who isn't fiscally nor emotionally responsible enough to manage a kid deciding to get a blob the size of a quarter yanked out of her or throws the 5 minute old baby into a overpopulated under regulated foster care system that dooms children from before they even take their first breath.
#148 to #138 - bommeraang (03/08/2014) [-]
Got to "your mom.", my sides are now on their way to the pegasus galaxy.
#2 - shambizzle (03/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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