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#33 - ayumu ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I lost my yugioh cards
#111 to #33 - pikininja (07/24/2014) [-]
My Pokemon cards got moldy and I had to throw them out.
User avatar #136 to #33 - legoslayer (07/24/2014) [-]
Reminds me of when some douche stole my Malefic deck Freshman year... I loved that thing.
User avatar #1144 to #136 - greedtheavaricious (07/24/2014) [-]
Malefic is awesome. I'm actually thinking of building one IRL.
User avatar #293 to #33 - surrandre (07/24/2014) [-]
I feel you bro, I feel you. I too lost a costly deck of yu-gi-oh cards to a thieving prick. T'is a cruel world.
#1219 to #762 - megavoir (07/24/2014) [-]
>non psychical matches and tourneys
but seriously someone duel me on dn
User avatar #1329 to #1219 - derpityhurr (07/24/2014) [-]
Ygopro is superior
User avatar #1455 to #1219 - hor (07/24/2014) [-]
Username?
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User avatar #1350 to #33 - psychadelicace (07/24/2014) [-]
That is just too cruel, thankfully i still have mine
User avatar #1458 to #33 - anonimperiumreturn (07/24/2014) [-]
Well if you want you can download this game: www.ygopro.co/
Pretty neat, you can make your own deck out of every single card that has ever been created and challenge other players or the A.I.
#1630 to #33 - Rascal (07/25/2014) [-]
My brother sold his 100ish cards for 50 dollars. He had the 3 legendary god cards, red dragon, some other rares i dont remember. The next week the guy never gave him the 50 dollars and moved. I look up the prices online everyday and feel bad for him
#266 to #33 - theherooftimes (07/24/2014) [-]
**** man that hit me right on my feels i lost my pokemon deck not so long ago. i spent money on that
#1143 to #33 - greedtheavaricious (07/24/2014) [-]
My mum threw mine away

I know how you feel
#1207 to #1143 - kakariko (07/24/2014) [-]
My mom made me throw mine away.
She called them satanic cards.
User avatar #1226 to #1207 - greedtheavaricious (07/24/2014) [-]
To be fair... there is a fiend type.
User avatar #1223 to #1207 - chimpaflimp (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm so happy my parents aren't Bible nuts.
#46 to #33 - iyellatstuff (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry
#20 - iyellatstuff (07/24/2014) [-]
big brother admin you've been making a lot of feels posts. Are you sad?
User avatar #115 to #20 - lordfroz (07/24/2014) [-]
yes whats wrong big brother admin? bills are too much?

If you cant handle it sell FJ or dump it.

Dont put your happy life in line for us. There is other sites we can use.

Still love FJ though.
#236 - jmoneyswagj (07/24/2014) [-]
Sorry its long, but its worth the read
Its really hard write about this
>I am originally from Iraq, but my entire immediate family was killed by Taliban forces when I was very young (So no real memory of any of them)
>I stayed in a refugee camp in Pakistan for a couple years
>Was moved by US troops to an orphanage in Detroit when i was 8 because apparently my birth father had a dual citizenship with America, giving me one as well.
>Detroit wasn't much better than before (possibly worse)
>Didn't know any english at first and people at orphanage were abusive
>Eventually got a foster parent
>An elderly lady who was the most amazing person I had ever met and treated me like her own
>Closest thing i ever had to a parent
>Fast foreword a lot of years, I just finished med school at the University of Michigan and got a residency at Stanford ( I also got married in college)
>Have to leave all my friends, but at least i have my wife coming with me
>Things good for a couple months until three weeks ago
>Find out my foster mother passed away and my wife cheated on me within the span of days
>Divorce papers just got finalized two days ago, lost half of what i own
>No family, no spouse, no friends, i feel so alone.....
#245 to #236 - darkyfive (07/24/2014) [-]
damn dude, that sucks
User avatar #282 to #236 - jefftheturtle (07/24/2014) [-]
You should try to get involved in some kind of project or community. If you have any interests or hobbies then you should try looking up groups of people that share the same interests. For example there are video gaming communities, tennis playing communities, music communities, running groups. Whatever spikes your interest.
#283 to #236 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
There are no Taliban in Iraq. Did you mean Afghanistan, or a different extremist group perhaps?
#322 to #283 - jmoneyswagj (07/24/2014) [-]
I have no memory of my time in Iraq (my earliest memories are of Pakistan), but what I've been told my whole life is that my parents were killed by some Extremist group, Taliban or otherwise. Also Taliban forces are present in Iraq, just not as much as other groups
User avatar #309 to #236 - hueman (07/24/2014) [-]
Things will look up for you, I promise. It may be dark now, but they are simply trying times for you.
Just keep kicking life in the ass, and trust me, things will get better.
#883 to #236 - nutslap (07/24/2014) [-]
Your not alone, you have us. Some of us may seem like assholes, but deep down everybody hurts. In order to move forward, we have to leave some things behind. I hope the best for you friend.
#1348 to #236 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
That story really made me hate women.. ******* bitches. I bet she didn't work for any of the **** she took. What a whore.
#1567 to #236 - Rascal (07/25/2014) [-]
Damn, med school at U mich and residency at Stanford. Regardless of other **** happening in your life, you're pretty freaking accomplished(not a lot of people could do that), feel proud (at least for that, I'm sure the other **** will sort itself out if you keep at it) and hey at least you'll probably end up rich(or at least well off).
#1649 to #236 - Pompano (07/25/2014) [-]
But hey, at least you're working on your residency. You'll find a new chick dude. A better one.
#454 to #236 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
Im going to be pissed if this story is fake. That's some messed up sh*t right there. Detroit may be pretty f*cked up, but its worse over there in Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, and Egypt. Whole place is a sh*tstorm.
#699 to #236 - xchewsifferx (07/24/2014) [-]
NO WAY!! I grew up in Brighton. I was in Ann Arbor all the time, crazy to think that i may have passed you on the street.   
   
FIrst off i wanna say I'm so sorry to hear about your past. I can only imagine the scars that it left you with, but man... you've come so far. It's tragic to hear about your foster mother, I can't fathom that kind of loss but i'm sure it's hard to bear, she sounds like a magnificent women I truly wish i could have met her. Your wife was wrong for what she did and a bitch for taking what you worked so hard for.    
   
I'm starting med school in the fall at Oklahoma State University, so i'm about to taste the hell you endured. So if you ask me, despite all these things that have happened to you, I think you're kicking life's ass! You're the physical embodiment of "against all odds". Your foster mother would be so proud of the direction you're taking your life in and you're biological family... damn, man you better believe they would have had tears in their eyes watching you graduate med school.   
   
I know things seem bleak. But you have to know this 			******		 up little community is here for you! 			****		, you're probably the most successful person on this site. And the people, jeez, the people you're going to help. Sure 90% will be ungrateful and unappreciative, but those 10% they'll realize what you're doing for them and they will thank you relentlessly for improving their lives.   
   
If anything maybe you could help me? I know you'll be extremely busy, but I would love to have the guidance of someone who has already finished school, graduating from my dream school no less!  I can't say i know what it feels like to be you, but i just want to make sure you never feel alone.        
   
Hoping the best for you   
   
-Matt   
   
<-- pic is what I think med school is going to do to me
NO WAY!! I grew up in Brighton. I was in Ann Arbor all the time, crazy to think that i may have passed you on the street.

FIrst off i wanna say I'm so sorry to hear about your past. I can only imagine the scars that it left you with, but man... you've come so far. It's tragic to hear about your foster mother, I can't fathom that kind of loss but i'm sure it's hard to bear, she sounds like a magnificent women I truly wish i could have met her. Your wife was wrong for what she did and a bitch for taking what you worked so hard for.

I'm starting med school in the fall at Oklahoma State University, so i'm about to taste the hell you endured. So if you ask me, despite all these things that have happened to you, I think you're kicking life's ass! You're the physical embodiment of "against all odds". Your foster mother would be so proud of the direction you're taking your life in and you're biological family... damn, man you better believe they would have had tears in their eyes watching you graduate med school.

I know things seem bleak. But you have to know this ****** up little community is here for you! **** , you're probably the most successful person on this site. And the people, jeez, the people you're going to help. Sure 90% will be ungrateful and unappreciative, but those 10% they'll realize what you're doing for them and they will thank you relentlessly for improving their lives.

If anything maybe you could help me? I know you'll be extremely busy, but I would love to have the guidance of someone who has already finished school, graduating from my dream school no less! I can't say i know what it feels like to be you, but i just want to make sure you never feel alone.

Hoping the best for you

-Matt

<-- pic is what I think med school is going to do to me
#1495 to #699 - jmoneyswagj (07/24/2014) [-]
Thanks dude, those words meant a lot. Also just message me if you have any questions about med school, i'd love to answer them!
User avatar #18 - trocadero (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm still in love with my ex. We broke up 4 months ago, she's moved on and is with another guy but I haven't been able to move on. We still have to work together and her new boyfriend always comes to pick her up. She knows how I feel and hates me for it so she always makes a point to make out with him in front of me.
#1342 to #18 - zynphius (07/24/2014) [-]
First you think the worst is a broken heart, what's gonna kill you is the second part, and third, your world splits down the middle. Fourth you think maybe you've fixed yourself Fifth you see them with someone else. And Sixth is when you admit, YOUR EX MIGHT BE A ******* BITCH! seriously what an asshole if she's really like that i wouldn't waste my time bro
#1402 to #18 - justsomenamelulz (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to read this. It's not easy, and as weak as it might sound, it will get better.

I've had a good bunch of relationships in my life that went south over time. Been cheated on, left, etc. Each time I drank deep from the cup of sorrow and exhumed nothingness on my path to healing. Each time I've tried to learn something from the experience so that the next time is better.

I've recently thought that I brought myself to a point in life where I was a far superior version of self comparatively to previous renditions. Where I had learned plenty and am a decent enough person/stable in order to establish myself without fault. While I tried to cull any arrogance, it did come about, at the price of blindspots.

I got married in November of last year. Moved in to a new place with the woman I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with. Truly wonderful creature that I regarded with admiration and affection. I'm one of those blokes that loves richly and profoundly. This is not to be misconstrued as being someone that finds they have to be attached at the hip to love- no. It is that when I hand my heart over to someone, it is without walls or boundaries. Raw. The unfortunate weakness that always thwarts me however is that when pricked, my heart bleeds easily.

I lost my job on April 30th partially due to human error, politics and minutiae beyond my control. I was happily married and working at a place that was slowly killing me due to the workload. It was a mixed blessing.

So I took time off. Pride was crushed, and I slouched for a bit. Blew some of my severance pay on various things. She went home for a two week vacation, came back, unloaded her thoughts on me and it eventually led to her asking for a divorce. Drove her to the airport 3 weeks ago and I am still fresh from the incident.

It hurts and sucks, man. But it will get better even though it may not seem like it now. Talking about will help you dismantle your sorrow, albeit slowly.
#1542 to #18 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
You should kill yourself.
#1343 to #18 - solvoro ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I know that feel, my ex-gf cheat on me like 2 or 3 months ago and the first 2 months was hell, always checking his facebook/twitter status just to see pictures of her with the new guy and it was killing me, but my friends "saved me" for doing something stupid and now all I want is revenge, I'm planing to post all of his photos (nude) somewhere and expect to ruin his life in someway I know is drastic , but I do not want her to be happy. I just want her to suffer all that I suffered.
User avatar #21 to #18 - iyellatstuff (07/24/2014) [-]
**** them dude, there are plenty of other girls
User avatar #27 to #21 - trocadero (07/24/2014) [-]
I know and they try to flirt with me but I don't notice because she's all I think about. I've cried myself to sleep every night for 4 months.
User avatar #34 to #27 - iyellatstuff (07/24/2014) [-]
How long were you with her? What's making you so attached to her?
User avatar #57 to #34 - trocadero (07/24/2014) [-]
I was with her 2 years. Honestly I think I'm only attached because she was my first girlfriend. My first everything except sex actually. I told her I loved her after 5 months but she never felt the same back. She'd always just respond with stuff like "thanks." For some reason that just made me want to do more for her. To try to make her feel the same about me as I did about her. Now that we're not together all I want to do is figure out how to get her back.
User avatar #94 to #57 - marinepenguin (07/24/2014) [-]
She was just your first girlfriend, you can find a girl who will properly return your feelings. Life goes on man.
User avatar #77 to #57 - iyellatstuff (07/24/2014) [-]
She doesn't like you and is never going to, sorry man but face the music. If you love this girl tell her, see how she responds, if she makes it clear its not that way than face it.
User avatar #90 to #77 - trocadero (07/24/2014) [-]
I know she doesn't love me and she's said as much that she never will. That just makes me want to try harder.
User avatar #113 to #90 - iyellatstuff (07/24/2014) [-]
Stop trying dude, she's not interested even the tiniest bit. Start talking to other girls you'll get over it.
#43 to #18 - barenakedqueens (07/24/2014) [-]
A girl like that doesn't deserve your love, **** her. I don't know you, but I know without a doubt that you can and will do better. Also, I feel like guys usually take a little longer to get over the breakup so you'll be fine bro, I'm rooting for ya
User avatar #399 to #18 - mulletguy (07/24/2014) [-]
I know that feel, it's been 8 months for me. I'm with someone else now and so is she, but I still have dreams about the ex every few weeks. The truth is when you fall in love with someone, you never stop. They will sit in the back of your mind for forever. However, slowly over time they'll sit back there more and more quietly. You can move on, but you can never really move on, unless you have the memory eraser from Men in Black, and this applies to both people in a relationship. Anyways, moral of the story is open the door, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur. Just kidding the moral is that it will hurt for awhile, there's no getting around it, but someone else will come along and make it all better, and they'll make you feel better than you did before with your ex. You just have to hold your head up high, and be happy that you experienced love, rather than being sad that it's over. Also don't feel hatred towards your ex, that only makes the situation worse.
User avatar #100 to #18 - trydus (07/24/2014) [-]
Dude, that ******* sucks! sorry to hear that, hope things get better.
#116 to #18 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
i was sort of in the same situation as you. grade 9 started dating up untill summer of grade 11. what helped me get over it was starcraft with all my dudes just obsessive ammounts of its... i think it would really help to rebuid and remind yourself of your many other relationships with all your other friends
User avatar #124 to #18 - joeyliquid (07/24/2014) [-]
Turn into festering hate, god i love anger.
User avatar #217 to #124 - iyellatstuff (07/24/2014) [-]
don't cut yourself with that edge
User avatar #325 to #217 - joeyliquid (07/24/2014) [-]
but it works, how i get over relationships. nothing edgy about it.
User avatar #128 to #18 - lordfroz (07/24/2014) [-]
this is why i will always stay single.
#1306 to #128 - limb (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah that's why. You're not a casual like him.
User avatar #221 to #18 - bluedoritocat (07/24/2014) [-]
Considered a new job by chance? New change of scenery, meet new girls, try new things. It will hurt, but it's the best thing to do -- move on. Don't waste your time/feelings on a bitch who just isn't worth it.
User avatar #233 to #221 - trocadero (07/24/2014) [-]
I'd love to leave this job but she's leaving once school starts again and if I leave that means the next most senior employee is 15. I couldn't do that to my boss.
User avatar #250 to #233 - bluedoritocat (07/24/2014) [-]
I hear ya, but in my honest opinion, you shouldn't always worry about other people. Sometimes you have to be selfish and do things for yourself. I mean, apart from your ex, do you like your job? Are you happy? If you're happy there, then that's awesome. But if you're staying for your boss (and the money) and your feelings no longer are in the equation... What's the point? Pay the bills and drag ass, miserable as **** ?
User avatar #273 to #250 - trocadero (07/24/2014) [-]
Is anyone ever truly happy working at a pizza place? I've never been a selfish person. I always worry about everyone else before myself. That's just the kind of person I am.
User avatar #290 to #273 - bluedoritocat (07/24/2014) [-]
It's something to consider then. Just look online at your local news papers, craigslist, job sites, and see if there's anything there. See if there's something you'd like to do, what your options are. Honestly, what's it going to hurt to look?
User avatar #302 to #290 - trocadero (07/24/2014) [-]
I live in a ******** backwater town. The only places to work are the pizza place and the grocery store
User avatar #314 to #302 - bluedoritocat (07/24/2014) [-]
How far is your place from another town?
User avatar #323 to #314 - trocadero (07/24/2014) [-]
25k in any direction. Don't have access to a car though.
User avatar #342 to #323 - bluedoritocat (07/24/2014) [-]
Do you mind if I ask where in the hell you live? That seems insane.
User avatar #349 to #342 - trocadero (07/24/2014) [-]
20 minutes outside of London, Ontario
User avatar #375 to #349 - bluedoritocat (07/24/2014) [-]
Is there a tram or anything that you could take to get there?
User avatar #387 to #375 - trocadero (07/24/2014) [-]
The only way I could get out would be to buy a car. Or call a cab everytime I had to work
#363 to #18 - crazykidwithaknife (07/24/2014) [-]
Your situation sounds a little worse but I kind of understand your situation. I still feel for my ex and am hoping we can get back together but she thinks of me as only a friend at this point. Your situation sucks right now but all you can really do is try to move on and ignore your ex.
#974 to #18 - FiddySpense (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you and her end up in the same facility?
#970 to #18 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
" She knows how I feel and hates me for it so she always makes a point to make out with him in front of me."

Nobody hates you for loving them, they may hate themselves/feel guilty for not loving you back though...


She is probably trying to make you stop loving her.. But it isnt out of hate, but rather sympathy, and/or guilt
User avatar #92 to #18 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
>hatesw you for giving a **** about her

She's not worth your time bro, and probably isnt that special if she's that much of a bitch about it.
#448 to #18 - magicalwheatly (07/24/2014) [-]
I know this feel. A whole year since me and my ex-gf broke up. Yet, I'm still not over her and I always try to convince myself that I'm over her. But, it always fails. I always tell my friends that I hate her with all of my heart. While in truth I still love her. She has moved on. Hell she was the one who broke up with me for another guy (they're still dating). And we're barely friends since I told her that I ******* hate her out of rage. "God ******* damnit, Wheatly" - FJ community. I now regret it. Hell, I regret still liking her knowing I'll never get her back. I tell myself to give up, but never can. This is my first time telling anyone that I still have feelings for my ex-gf
#698 to #448 - seemore (07/24/2014) [-]
Sorry man, that's ******* ****** . That just happened to me a week ago so I can't relate to the whole year part, but I know how you feel with the rest. She met another guy in february, left me for him, came back after a month and I couldn't say no, then two weeks ago this guy comes back saying he likes her more than before, and she meets two other guys, and leaves me so she doesn't feel bad for being uncommitted. I'm obviously still not over her, and she doesn't even want to talk to me or anything anymore and to make it worse, i was in DC for a week, three weeks ago, and got her a really ******* nice (and pretty pricey) silver necklace, not caring about the price because i knew she'd like it, and as soon as i get back i tried to set up plans to see her to give it to her, but before we could work something out, she tells me she's leaving me. all I can say is try to find some new hobbies, go out with friends as much as possible, and maybe even try to find someone new, if you think it's time. I've done the first two and it's helping, so that's what I would recommend. Good luck, hope you find a way to get past it and move on, bro. If you ever want to talk to anyone I'm usually on here 20 out of 24 hours a day.
User avatar #1534 to #448 - jimmyrustlinhustla (07/24/2014) [-]
that ******* feel. samefag here, got broken up with a year ago, still not over
#60 - flyingrabbit (07/24/2014) [-]
how about you, big brother admin? you seem oddly ... intrigued in feels lately. can we help you, man?
User avatar #65 to #60 - admin (07/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #95 to #65 - negitivzero (07/24/2014) [-]
To be fair if there was someone who solved world hunger and brought world peace people would still say **** about them online
User avatar #162 to #95 - admin (07/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #474 to #162 - Namezone ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
i like you. You seem pretty cool, and keep my favorite site working. Yeah, you're an asshole sometimes, but everybody is. you be you, ***** .
#783 to #162 - zandersave ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Don't kill yourself
User avatar #1537 to #783 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
until you tell us where the treasure is burried
#747 to #162 - supercookieduster ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
to be fair, yea. a girl that im talking to. someone, gimme some love pls..  love or luck, wouldn't hurt . any Chicagofags? I swear every time I listen to the news, 			****		. non stop. wtf..
to be fair, yea. a girl that im talking to. someone, gimme some love pls.. love or luck, wouldn't hurt . any Chicagofags? I swear every time I listen to the news, **** . non stop. wtf..
User avatar #351 to #95 - klina (07/24/2014) [-]
yeah like who the **** gave them the right to monopolize the food industry and prevent constructive conflict among the people
#133 to #65 - beren (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it's not just you.
Yeah, but it's not just you.
#203 to #65 - theruse (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't hate you, glorious leader.
I don't hate you, glorious leader.
User avatar #377 to #203 - sexwithyourwife (07/24/2014) [-]
I wouldn't trust this guy, something tells me his account is just 1 big ruse.
#350 to #65 - klina (07/24/2014) [-]
I love you my man, I'll zuck ya dick if you want me to.
#702 to #65 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
knock it off big brother admin. your an adult. we are here to help you! we love you in a sick way that can only be expressed through mock hate
#196 to #65 - gladiuss (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't hate you hero big brother admin. You do not have that much significance to me.

Pic unrelated......to anything, really.
#348 to #196 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
AWB Casablanca You despise me if i gave you any thought
harsh.
#658 to #65 - tinyhedgehog (07/24/2014) [-]
But I think you're nice. And if you're adding the conditional there then you probably need help and a hug :c Feel better please
User avatar #138 to #65 - massengit (07/24/2014) [-]
Why do people hate big brother admin...
I've only ever seen him do what he thought was best for the site
User avatar #79 to #65 - tommythecatt (07/24/2014) [-]
Pitty party! But seriously, what's up big brother admin? if big brother admin ain't happy ain't nobody happy.
#72 to #65 - flyingrabbit (07/24/2014) [-]
hey, i signed up 1 minute ago. i am unable to hate anyone here just yet
#549 to #65 - ismellgood (07/24/2014) [-]
you sound like a little girl fishing for attention.
#1573 to #65 - nyanblahnyan (07/25/2014) [-]
I remember the sad times when big brother big brother admin wasn't really active at all. But now that he's started opening up to us all we have to do our best to help him with his sadness and grief and the rest of the people here who really need our help. Thank you for opening up big brother! We love you!
User avatar #1530 to #65 - psvxhero (07/24/2014) [-]
Then stop hating yourself fgt
User avatar #1436 to #65 - SylverSlayer ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Shut your damn mouth addy, we love you
User avatar #1433 to #65 - skrynox (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah but still
User avatar #1432 to #65 - regularmealtime (07/24/2014) [-]
While you're technically correct (the best kind of correct), I must call you a little drama bitch. This **** is synonymous to posting a fb status like 'life sucks' and when people ask about it you say 'I don't wanna talk about it'.

But that's none of my business.
#1293 to #65 - blablawat (07/24/2014) [-]
We occasionally laugh at you, but it's because love
User avatar #1184 to #65 - ohhh (07/24/2014) [-]
I think this is a perfect example of taking a joke too far. Hay man, i have friends here, i started lifting because of you. You're pretty sweet.
#1183 to #65 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
We really do.
User avatar #1175 to #65 - xxkittypowaxx (07/24/2014) [-]
i love you ;-;
User avatar #1057 to #65 - thefunnyside (07/24/2014) [-]
Now that's not true!
#972 to #65 - onyxleigion ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
It's a love hate relationship.
User avatar #899 to #65 - horizonbringer (07/24/2014) [-]
let us love you addy!
User avatar #809 to #65 - toiletteeth (07/24/2014) [-]
big brother admin pls
#720 to #65 - triplewin (07/24/2014) [-]
Don't be a bitch, yo.

big brother admin
#709 to #65 - nonanonnon (07/24/2014) [-]
You can be kind of an asshole, but I don't know what I would do without this website, or you.

You're like the king of this website of douchebags, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
User avatar #701 to #65 - bothemastaofall (07/24/2014) [-]
I like our big brother admin. He's involved in the site.
#691 to #65 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
lol 69 thumbs
User avatar #628 to #65 - broale (07/24/2014) [-]
Only out of love.
User avatar #519 to #65 - chokolocco (07/24/2014) [-]
I love you,
Can I haz red text now already?
User avatar #510 to #65 - flarewolfthegame (07/24/2014) [-]
you keep this site running and i dont see why anyone would hate that.
I know i don't hate you.
#498 to #65 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
Maybe if you weren't so temperamental all the time.
Keep up the bro-ness, cut out those occasional autist tantrums you throw.
Or don't, and keep up your love/hate relationship with your userbase, what the **** do I care.
User avatar #494 to #65 - icanexplain (07/24/2014) [-]
just like how we hate our penis after masturbating, its a vice that is fun and means a lot to us but we think it takes something away from us...what it takes away though, is returned tenfold. I love you big brother admin
User avatar #412 to #65 - weeniss (07/24/2014) [-]
I like you all the homo
User avatar #343 to #65 - propanex ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
We don't hate you, we just pretend to hate you because it's fun.

You cunt ass pussy
User avatar #231 to #65 - bluedoritocat (07/24/2014) [-]
Sounds like big brother admin needs a hug.
User avatar #118 to #65 - trydus (07/24/2014) [-]
A small minority of people will just hate no matter what, cos they're lifeless dicks, better to focus on the thousands of people who rely on funnyjunk to get them through the day! You the man now dog!
#145 to #118 - vatra (07/24/2014) [-]
I rely on fj to get through every day. I'm also a lifeless dick.
User avatar #104 to #65 - Lloydles (07/24/2014) [-]
Hey, I like you!

Just kidding, i just want yo dick.
#101 to #65 - vatra (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't hate you, I just enjoy giving you crap despite using your site daily for essentially all of my free time. I'm an asshole like that. But I live here now so...
#4 - walmartysnextghost ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Beating off just isn't fun anymore :/
#863 to #4 - aerosol (07/24/2014) [-]
What a frightening thought
#1488 to #4 - festinas (07/24/2014) [-]
>Sit on hands
>Cover crotch in Nutella
>Release the bees
>Hands are tired up
???
for reals, spice it up with different categories, hentai, asian, black, latina etc. What you fancy - Iggy Azalea
User avatar #1178 to #4 - asmodeu (07/24/2014) [-]
Mix it up a little. Try beating it on.
#39 to #4 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** well have you tried whacking' it to this?
**anonymous rolled image** well have you tried whacking' it to this?
#248 to #39 - walmartysnextghost ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
more than once
User avatar #485 to #39 - teocherries (07/24/2014) [-]
noooooooooooo
#414 to #4 - pizzamuffins (07/24/2014) [-]
here's my tip that works for me, everytime: go for AS LONG as you can without fapping. At least set a goal for yourself, like two weeks or more. Your next fap will be 300% better.
here's my tip that works for me, everytime: go for AS LONG as you can without fapping. At least set a goal for yourself, like two weeks or more. Your next fap will be 300% better.
User avatar #697 to #414 - trueraiderfan (07/24/2014) [-]
I can't last that long man. Its not that I hate it, but it feels more like a chore. Its like going to work, you doont ant to do the work, but you want the money shot
#1384 to #697 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
There are many ways to get more excitement out of fapping. You could use ring or bond to max. hardness. Try using some lubes or spit. Try new **** , take a break or use drugs while fapping. If nothing else, go fap somewhere public, but not while being seen. Like library somewhere hidden.

And why the fck can't I write this as an anon?
#921 to #697 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
>This
I've hardly ever enjoyed fapping, though I do it almost every day, as it helps me sleep
not that i hate it, or even equate it to work though
#1540 to #414 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
you mean to tell me to never fap again?
#235 to #4 - blackoutats ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
When masturbation's lost its fun, you're 			*******		 lazy.
When masturbation's lost its fun, you're ******* lazy.
User avatar #278 to #235 - blackoutats ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
*Lonely. Whatever. It's late. I know lyrics.
#385 - datgrass (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm starting to realize how lonely i am
No one talks to me on facebook/text ( I dont even know why i have one)
"friends" want to hangout just so i can pay him back from a movie
>No gf
never had one or kissed anyone
never had a close friend since grade 4.
I go on here because this is the only community fit in and users are very friendly sometimes and also make me laugh whenever im down
#419 to #385 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
I was kind of in a similar boat. Everybody I would talk to/text wouldn't really text back all that much and never wanted to do anything with me, but I met this dude in my theater class, and I hung out with him every once in a while. It was usually class related stuff, but I always enjoyed it. You just need to do more stuff and meet new people.
#1176 to #385 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
Find some kind of group activity that you enjoy and hopefully doesn't completely suck at , it's probably the best way to make new friends.
User avatar #1211 to #385 - sheeeeeeit (07/24/2014) [-]
the best thing i have ever learnt in life is "why the **** not". the people that you walk past, the girls that you see, why the **** not interact with them? theres nothing to lose seems as you didnt start with anything. you might feel disheartened about getting rejected or acting awkward. but why the **** not enjoy yourself, yknow? and the chances of seeing that person again is minimal. but as long as you get kicks out of doing whatever you do, ******* right on. you dont seem to be getting kicks at the moment so go and find them! why the **** not bro!!!
User avatar #1371 to #385 - aqwtg (07/24/2014) [-]
I know that feel. Having no friends.
But with me its always like whenever i make a friend some time later they always leave for various reasons like changing schools because their dad changed jobs etc. .This has happened quite a lot ,making me doubt if its a coincidence .

Also most of the time I just feel You need to login to view this link times I tell myself Im used to it but who knows .. its like an itch that doesn't leave.
#418 to #385 - swiftarrow (07/24/2014) [-]
Maybe, you should spend less time on the 			****		 section of this site.
Maybe, you should spend less time on the **** section of this site.
User avatar #435 to #385 - andreweasley (07/24/2014) [-]
c: No one in my entire town even knows who I am, I've never had a cell phone. I got expelled from school in the forth grade And I literally have no friends I was molested as a child And I spend way to much time on fj But I don't go crying about it. #Lifeisgood
#188 - melonman (07/24/2014) [-]
The only reason I haven't ended it all is because it would make my parents and friend upset.
#1149 to #188 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
It can seem very hard at times. Don't act on impulses.
Have something to eat, get some sleep. Then see how you feel.
User avatar #1179 to #188 - killerlily (07/24/2014) [-]
First off, it doesn't solve anything. Taking the easy way out is never the way to go, all it does is cause pain to the ones around you. And on another note, aren't you afraid? I mean, i'm still young and dying is one of my biggest fears.
User avatar #1377 to #188 - Senic (07/24/2014) [-]
I got almost the same problem, but I don't really care about who I upset, because I will be dead.

This can sound pretty weird, but i didn't know how to say it differently
#1447 to #188 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
Please, kill yourself.
#542 to #188 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
Think of the largest problem that plagues your life right now
I can guarantee that it will be gone and replaced by a new one within the next 6 months
****** uncanny
User avatar #669 to #188 - commentorman (07/24/2014) [-]
I know I'd be upset. You can come over and we can play Mario Kart 8. Anytime you're in the 903 area code area. Or Smash Bros.
User avatar #1111 to #188 - drastronomy (07/24/2014) [-]
same here...my parents, brother and a friend or two is the only thing keeping me from ending it, since i do not want to put anyone through pain or a feeling of guilt...
#219 to #188 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
User avatar #995 to #219 - ilovetocuddle (07/24/2014) [-]
I thought people were wrong about you. Guess you really are a cunt, not that it matters.
#1000 to #995 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
No, I'm not. I just don't have any sympathy for people who say they're going to kill themselves. ************* . People have it harder than you everywhere and can manage to tough it out. I have to admit that I respect him that he at least has enough sense to know that it will affect other people. Go be a dick somewhere else.
#1151 to #1000 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
And so the person with the worst life was found.
Formally, He was given permission to be sad.
No being sad for anyone else.
Ever.
#1445 to #1151 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
And so the most illiterate person was found.
He could not read my comment.
Ever.

I never said he couldn't be sad, you stupid ******* . I said that killing yourself is idiotic because people have it worse than you every day and don't kill themselves. Yeah, it's okay to be sad about things, but killing yourself is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of besides your idiotic comment.
User avatar #1018 to #1000 - ilovetocuddle (07/24/2014) [-]
I too feel the same way about suicide. My aunt tried to kill herslef in front of my 13year old cuz. Who now has massive problems because of it.

But regardless on your perspective the "people have it worse" argument doesn't mean **** . Everyones different. Some can deal better than others. is he handling it wrong? possibly.
Does that give you free reign to be a a complete cuntstain? no. So my point stands.

Sorry for errors English is not my lang.
#1020 to #1018 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
Your point doesn't stand any better than mine. If you feel the same way, then you wouldn't be arguing. It doesn't make you a good person for doing this. If you can't deal with it, find a way so you can. Don't just be a little ****************** and kill yourself like a stupid little **** . Good day, sir.
User avatar #1029 to #1020 - ilovetocuddle (07/24/2014) [-]
Understanding /=/ Agreeing.
Never said it made me a good person.
My point does stand though. No reason to be a cunt about it. You dont have to like/agree with it. But don't bear down on the kid.


Its a damn shame. I used to defend you, but you really are an ignorant ******** .
#1032 to #1029 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
The worst thing is that you're not any better.
#1042 to #1033 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
You won't ******* drop it. You're just whining over the fact that I said he's a crybaby.

I'm better than you. You're a worthless **** stain of a person, and there's nothing you can do about it. I didn't even know who you were, but I can tell by the fact your comment is nothing but ******** that you're nothing. You never defended me, and you're insulting me for no reason. I didn't insult you, but you immediately resorted to that. Your point doesn't stand, and I'm not being a cunt. Now, let me break down your first sentence there, dumb ass. "I feel the same way about suicide" means "I agree with what you said about suicide". You're acting like you're better because you defended him, but you're not. It just makes you that much more pathetic. End of conversation, you useless **** .

YFW
#1054 to #1042 - ilovetocuddle (07/24/2014) [-]
Never said I was better than you, all I said was your a cunt. Cuz your a cunt.

I said I feel the same that its ****** to end it. Not to being a cunt.
If you don't see this as being a a cunt. thats pretty sad man.
If this has all been bait 4/10 for stringing me along.
User avatar #271 to #219 - iamtheattack (07/24/2014) [-]
douche
#281 to #271 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
Cry for attention more, son.
User avatar #929 to #219 - zzjames (07/24/2014) [-]
Why are you such a cunt?
#935 to #929 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
The same reason you're such a whiny little bitch.
User avatar #938 to #935 - zzjames (07/24/2014) [-]
Am I whining? No. Just a tad disrespectful?
#378 to #188 - lucasburns (07/24/2014) [-]
going through the same thing melon
User avatar #509 to #188 - icanexplain (07/24/2014) [-]
if on your finally day you lose all sense of logic and decide you do want to kill yourself, remember first to reach out to those who love you, when you ask for help you will know who loves and cares about you. If you surround yourself with people like that you will be a lot happier.
User avatar #353 to #188 - klina (07/24/2014) [-]
here's a better reason

you're gonna die anyways, just wait it out
User avatar #1391 to #188 - amirblumenfeld (07/24/2014) [-]
It's gonna be ok lil ***** you can do it
#1213 to #188 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
So the only reason you're still here is because you're a mr Good-guy McCool-bro who thinks about other people's feeling?
yeah you're gonna be alright
User avatar #1260 to #188 - yugiballs (07/24/2014) [-]
I know exactly how you feel, dude. For a long time I've been wanting to end it, I've even tried a couple times. Didn't work, obviously. But, I do understand. I have, and still do feel this way. Somedays I'll be in my kitchen, alone, and I see a knife. Sitting there, and all these thoughts go through my head. But the one that sticks out the most, is the thought of my mum at my funeral. No parent should have to burry their child. I hate myself, but I don't hate my family, it's not fair on them. So please, for them, for your friends, for those that have thought about you when they've heard an amazing song, hell, for me... please, carry on.
User avatar #1146 to #188 - seventhseeker (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh man, I know how you feel. Just yesterday I bought pair of shoes, and when I got home, I found out they dont fit
User avatar #1124 to #188 - kkitkat (07/24/2014) [-]
That's really good though, it means you're not just thinking about yourself which most people would do by this time, plus it'll get better don't worry, i know it's hard to see it getting better but if even if it doesn't physically, you'll naturally create synthetic happiness.
If you have a family who care about you stick with them and live for being with them. please don't end it, you're worth so much more.
#1558 to #188 - melonman (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm so very great full for all the support I've received in just a short amount of time; it brings me to tears. I really couldn't ask for a better community, so thank you, all of you.
#713 to #188 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/24/2014) [-]
and friend....way to be optimistic
#1541 to #188 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
An hero plz.
#655 to #188 - XxSpiderxX (07/24/2014) [-]
This may be the wrong way to look at it but like...man up bro. We all got our stupid problems that we all individually have to deal with. I'm pretty sure If you reach out to FJ people will gladly inbox you to spread a funny and cheer you up. Sorry to say it but stop being a bitch, if you end it then you're just letting those who said **** about you win, and they wont remember you and they wont give a **** so live for yourself and do what you wanna do. Ps. My favorite quote that gets me through the day is "The best kind of company is your own" Please take that in mind <3 Yours always, A bro.
#1483 to #188 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
if you kill yourself you cant masturbate or acces the internet
#218 to #188 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
I've known four people that have committed suicide (two I was especially close to) and after I had learned what happened, there was an incredibly hollow feeling that followed. I had no clue that any of them had been considering ending it, but if I had, I would have told them how much I care about them and how much it would hurt to lose them.   
You probably don't see/hear it much, but there are people that love and care about you.   
Whatever life throws at you, it gets better. I promise.
I've known four people that have committed suicide (two I was especially close to) and after I had learned what happened, there was an incredibly hollow feeling that followed. I had no clue that any of them had been considering ending it, but if I had, I would have told them how much I care about them and how much it would hurt to lose them.
You probably don't see/hear it much, but there are people that love and care about you.
Whatever life throws at you, it gets better. I promise.
#81 - clavatninenine (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm sad because I know I'll never get an extra hour in the ball pit :c
User avatar #662 to #81 - tinyhedgehog (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry :c
User avatar #1064 to #81 - oaaaa (07/24/2014) [-]
reposted again? how originall. yet 12 yo fj kiddys thumb you up.
User avatar #1481 to #1064 - clavatninenine (07/24/2014) [-]
they thumb me up because they think it's funny.

keep whining, bitch.
User avatar #234 to #81 - mrteabags (07/24/2014) [-]
I literally have the exact same issue going on right now my friend, i hope it gets better for you, my advice is to just surround yourself with good people and get as freaky as you can with as many woman as possible, good luck buddy
#755 to #307 - supercookieduster ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
nevar fotgut
#768 to #755 - qwertyjr (07/24/2014) [-]
Always, in our hearts....Forever
#40 - buttholee (07/24/2014) [-]
I have high standards and low self esteem
#1085 to #40 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
ditto. the worst combo bro
User avatar #939 to #40 - alexthebest (07/24/2014) [-]
Know that your high standards are there because deep down, you know you can achieve them.
User avatar #2 - imlegiturnot (07/24/2014) [-]
>Depressed life
>Don't do anything but go on FunnyJunk all day
>End of story
#1208 to #2 - skvat ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
why is your life depressed
#1543 to #2 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
Lol gay
User avatar #667 to #2 - tinyhedgehog (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry :c Have some sympathy. And cheer up, I like you and think you're nice and person-y.
#226 - youhaveshamedyofam ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Broke hand, can't fap
Broke hand, can't fap
User avatar #1473 to #226 - kwax (07/24/2014) [-]
Just ask your mom. She'll understand.
User avatar #1107 to #226 - talldude (07/24/2014) [-]
Use the other one
#1312 to #1107 - youhaveshamedyofam ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
feels like a stranger
#47 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
I was raped by a woman once and nobody believed me.
I was raped by a woman once and nobody believed me.
User avatar #99 to #47 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
thats no fun
#185 to #47 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear that. If it's alright with you care to enlighten us on how it all happened? If not, all good mate we understand!
#656 to #47 - XxSpiderxX (07/24/2014) [-]
That's pretty ****** up. *Hugs* Now everything is okay cause you got molested by a male so it evens out.
#660 to #656 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
balance has been restored.
#756 to #47 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/24/2014) [-]
id try to help you but anything you say will just turn me on
User avatar #869 to #47 - aerosol (07/24/2014) [-]
Seriously? So I'm guessing you were never able to get any legal justice?
User avatar #877 to #869 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
I was 17 at the time, and the first people I told were my parents. They didn't believe me at first, and just told me to "quit making stuff up" and "If it did happen, man up." They were no help, so I decided to call the police. They came and filed a report, but they never found anything.

I havent seen or heard from her since, and I've mostly recovered from my fear of walking at night. But the short answer to your question is no, I was not able to get any legal justice.

This is the only place I was able to get any help or support, and it's pretty much the only community I'm comfortable with telling, so thank you all.
User avatar #1221 to #877 - tranquilizer (07/24/2014) [-]
If this is a question you rather not answer, feel free to completely ignore it

But just out of something, not exactly curiosity, but something related...
Was it, uhh.. actual intercourse or something else that's considered sexual abuse?

You got my sorries too, man
User avatar #1367 to #1221 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
It was actual intercourse. Like I said, I never heard from her again, so hopefully she didn't get pregnant.
User avatar #1374 to #1367 - tranquilizer (07/24/2014) [-]

Were you drugged or threatened or something?

If she got pregnant wouldn't that be just her problem?

User avatar #1378 to #1374 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
She has a small pistol, and threatened to kill me if I didn't cooperate.

And I HOPE her getting pregnant would be her problem, but I don't think a person like her would be capable of raising a child, mine at that.
User avatar #1381 to #1378 - tranquilizer (07/24/2014) [-]
:/


Fortunately it's unlikely that she ended up rising your child
#998 to #877 - XxSpiderxX (07/24/2014) [-]
The love is real <3
#891 to #877 - aerosol (07/24/2014) [-]
That's heavy man. I wish there was more I could do to help.    
 a gif for your troubles
That's heavy man. I wish there was more I could do to help.
a gif for your troubles
User avatar #897 to #891 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Ah, it's fine man. I'll get off my soapbox now, I just wanted to vent that out.
#989 to #897 - FiddySpense (07/24/2014) [-]
...in your butt or with her vagina
#1596 to #47 - Rascal (07/25/2014) [-]
Same happened to me. They believed me tho seeing as how she tortured me for most of my 19th birthday. Was in the hospital for a while. Part way through my stay she managed to get into my room with a gun. She killed herself in front of me for "ruining her life" Was also my first time. Wooo happy birthday to me. You are not alone.
User avatar #358 to #47 - klina (07/24/2014) [-]
On the upside, you were raped. ****** done man, live and let live. If anything, it makes you stronger for living through more **** than the average joe.
User avatar #1138 to #47 - kkitkat (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry man, if you ever need someone to talk to my inbox is open
#205 to #47 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
That's ****** , man. Sorry to hear it. Everyone likes to treat my gender like they're harmless sammich makers, but they're all crazy bitches.

If you need to talk about it, you can PM me. I've been in your shoes before (wasn't a woman though).
User avatar #209 to #205 - bluedoritocat (07/24/2014) [-]
I should learn to login. ^That was my comment. My bad.
#518 to #209 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
she gon rape u too
#1289 - MrDuck (07/24/2014) [-]
This has been really eating at me

>Be me a few years ago
>Go to a doctors appointment for some issues i've been dealing with
>boyfriend there for moral support
>blood tests, ultrasounds, the works
>doctor comes back into the room with kind of a grim look on his face, and you can tell he's trying to put up a front to make it seem like it's not as bad
>prepared for the big "C" word talk
>he sits down and tells me that one of my ovaries is basically going to shrivel up and die, and the cysts on the other is preventing me from producing any eggs at all
>"im sorry duck, you have less than a 10% of ever conceiving a child, have you considered other options?"'
>its killing me inside because i know that my boyfriend has always wanted kids and ive failed him by not giving him the one thing he deserves
>i feel like he'll never have a future with me
>i put on a brave face as we're leaving the office
>we get home and he's making conversation as usual and is acting like nothing ever happened
>i start making dinner and me being the uncoordinated idiot i drop the green beans
>those ******* green beans
>tears are falling now and i cant hold it in anymore
>i break down and slide down to the floor, the sobs are racking through me and the feels are just coming out of me
>he sits on the floor and pulls me into his lap like im a little girl and just holds me as i cry
>hours pass by and hes still holding and rocking me and i can see he's been crying silently as well
>"duck, i dont care"

We've been going strong for 3 years. That ************ is my goddamn rock.
User avatar #1308 to #1289 - fukkendragonite (07/24/2014) [-]
Less than 10% is not impossible. Keep trying for the miracle child. Believe it can happen and it might.

Your bf is a keeper though. He genuinely doesn't care as long as he has you.
User avatar #1360 to #1289 - nsfwcontent (07/24/2014) [-]
That was a sad yet beautiful story. Don't ever let him go!
#140 - blazedkill (07/24/2014) [-]
Hello all this is my first time posting ever on this Website, although I have been a fan of it for awhile. I believe that all of you above that say you basically have No meaning in life, contemplated Suicide etc, need to just think what makes you the Happiest in life whether its Vidya, Websites, Hanging with mates, and so on... to find a way to Also include these Passions into Life in a Healthy and Productive way. Because there is No point in doing something that makes you Unhappy I feel, and remember don't sell yourself Short! We all have Strengths and Weaknesses, it about finding the Right place to Apply these. Cheers
User avatar #1118 to #140 - sciencexplain (07/24/2014) [-]
Why do you capitalise the first letter of unnecessary words?
#1277 to #1118 - Rascal (07/24/2014) [-]
Maybe he's German
User avatar #1336 to #1277 - sciencexplain (07/24/2014) [-]
Is that a thing in the German language?
User avatar #189 to #140 - indonesia (07/24/2014) [-]
about love, actually.
User avatar #172 to #140 - lordfroz (07/24/2014) [-]
congradulations it has been one year since you signed up for this site!!!

and happy first comment and thumb.
#329 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm turning 27 this year. It's been over 3 years since I left the military, and most my veteran friends have already killed themselves. You know 6 veterans kill themselves every day? I'm wondering when it will be my turn.

Over the past nearly 4 years, I've been through a bankruptcy, foreclosure, deportation from South Korea, a broken engagement, my family disowned me, I became homeless, my friends abandoned me, I was diagnosed with PTSD, Major Depressive Disorder, Severe Allergies, Asbestos Exposure, Bone Spur in my left foot, and hearing loss- but given a 0% rating from the Veteran's Affairs and my lawyer has nearly given up the case because he's being stiff-armed so bad and he won't get any money if he doesn't win.

When the big government shutdown happened last year my benefits got cut and I was forced onto the streets of South Korea where I didn't even speak the language. I moved there because my friends had my back if anything went wrong and it was cheaper to live there than America. When something did actually go wrong they pulled the ripcord and abandoned me entirely. I was forced out onto the streets with no money, then once the Korean government found out I had overstayed my welcome, they sent me to the Embassy and flew me home, then promptly forced me to pay them back with their hyper-expensive ticket. My family helped me out but that was the last straw. They all disowned me and dropped me like a bad habit, and so did my fiance'. She said "in sickness and in health", but no one actually means that **** .

Turns out she was shredding all the applications we had while we were up there anyhow, while I was working 14 hours a day. So once the government finally kicked up again and gave me my money, I moved to a crime-riddled area because I could afford it, then started banging down the military's door to see if they'll let me in, but they won't, because I'm getting my appendix taken out next week so I'm on a 6 month waiting list.
#347 to #329 - hudge (07/24/2014) [-]
What about PMC's or private security?
User avatar #383 to #347 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
They go home after work. See the second part.
#434 to #383 - hudge (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm going to go ahead and say something really cheesy right now:

You sound like a mirror of me.

I have what you seem to want so badly. I had more support in the past several years than I really had any right to, despite all that I've done I still have my family, and I have a good stable career.

And I'm goddamn miserable. So very, ******* miserable.

Every night, I come home alone and sit around hating myself for being as much of a lazy bastard as I am and wishing that I had something, ANYTHING in fact, that I could look back on from the past 7 years of my life that I could call an honest achievement. It's a special kind of hell, to be able to think back over a third of my life and be unable to tell the difference.

I'm overweight, spiteful, and I've never been so much as looked at by the opposite sex.

Call me whatever you like, but from where I'm sitting, you have everything that I never will. And, honestly, your main worry for the time being should probably be your own uncertainty. If I can give you any advice tonight, it's that you need to keep calm and think your next move out clearly and concisely. Time invested in planning is never wasted.

And, before I post, I just want to apologize if anything here seems insensitive to your struggle.
#455 to #434 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
Nothing matter to me except the military, so I'll get in one way or another. It's the waiting that kills me. Until then...

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#456 to #455 - hudge (07/24/2014) [-]
That's the best possible attitude you could have. Never let go of that, and you'll be fine.
User avatar #1339 to #329 - buttholee (07/24/2014) [-]
-Rob Bank
-"Accidentally" get arrested
-Go to jail
-Free food, free showers, free living quarters
-Have bunch of military work under the belt
-Everyone will be your bitch

But if you do succesfully rob the bank, then cheers guy, you just got some money.
User avatar #382 to #329 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
So the Navy won't take me back and the Coast Guard doesn't want me because of my bankruptcy so my only option is the Army, who's gonna knock me down in rank from E-5 to E-4, and it took me 2 1/2 years to climb to that rank. They also only have Special Forces as a position, which is fine because if I fail out of Special Forces school I'll be a... Infantry.

Once they rip my appendix out next week I gotta hope I have enough Post 9/11 G.I. Bill left to survive the 6 month wait until I enlist, then however long it's gonna take to get me into boot camp after that (my ex-fiance just got put on an 8 month wait). If all that happens, I won't have enough Post 9/11 to cover the bills that whole time, and all my friends are dead and my family won't speak to me- so I have no backup plan.

If **** goes really far south I can join up with the ROTC guys and have them continue paying me to go to school but... half the time they don't get Active and are forced to go Reserve, which doesn't pay the bills. Honestly, Infantry sounds like a better option.

I just completed P90X, P90X Plus, Insanity and I was halfway through Insanity: The Asylum when I started trying to break down the military's door to let me back in. I'm in better shape than I've ever been, can smoke the rest of the kids coming in straight outta high school, and they still won't let me in.

Special Forces and Infantry both sound like suicide missions but I miss having friends and money. I just want a support network again and I've had 12 jobs in the civilian world but everyone just goes home after they're done from work while I clutch my cats and cry myself to sleep. I remember having people who cared about me and I miss it so much it hurts. Any of my comrades would have died for me, but my own mother won't even speak to me. Maybe if I go in I can find a grenade to jump on so someone else can go home to see their family. I don't even have one anymore.

This is how I feel: youtu.be/5AhGj4oisfU?t=6h45s

#778 to #382 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/24/2014) [-]
you're gonna be alright
User avatar #963 to #778 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm hoping to die first day of boot camp and set a record.

Fingers crossed for me, alright?
#1411 to #963 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/24/2014) [-]
its not a record
#410 - onewithpokerface (07/24/2014) [-]
I think my girlfriend is lying to me. Relationship been going downhill. Still haven't found a summer job. Friend can't come to my birthday party because she's working that day. And all three grandparents have been in the hospital for serious issues within the same month.

but yknow. skyrim is pretty fun.
User avatar #579 to #410 - tinyhedgehog (07/24/2014) [-]
:c harsh. You'll find a job thing and I'm sorry about everything else :s I hope it works out for you. Be happy and stuff please.
#1376 - planedisaster (07/24/2014) [-]
My life never was problematic.
User avatar #1364 - thumbingthumbing (07/24/2014) [-]
I suffered from depression from the age of 12 to the age of 18. I'm 19 now.
I know how ****** some of you feel, that hopeless going no where, unloved, unappreciated feeling that really just grinds and aches in the pit of your stomach and makes you cry with such sadness that it literally feels like it'll never be any different.

But it won't last forever. Honestly, things can change and they do, maybe not today or tomorrow or even in 5 years time, hell it took me 7 years to be as happy as I am now. You've got to understand that these problems you face, and the feelings you get make you a different more understanding person of others just like you.
The underdog.

The people you look at and want to be like because they have a bunch of rich friends and stylish clothes and they seem happy are just empty meatbags with no story, no hardship to face and no empathy to those who really need it, like your fellow funnyjunkers.

Perseverance is the key. Trust me, I know. You'll make it, my friends.
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