Feel the magic. I have like a dozen other up / hilarious similar sex positions left. Will upload if successful.. 1. david copperfield I El no up, aoo down stab  david copperfiel sex

Feel the magic

Feel the magic. I have like a dozen other up / hilarious similar sex positions left. Will upload if successful.. 1. david copperfield I El no up, aoo down stab

I have like a dozen other ****** up / hilarious similar sex positions left. Will upload if successful.

1. david copperfield I El no up, aoo down stab fia
when you are getting a girl from behind and you pull out and have your friend get back
in so she thinks you are still going and you go outside the window and wave to her
I pulled a david Copperfield on that bitch
by Austin Power Oct , 2006
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#5 - bitchesbanthymine (10/23/2013) [-]
pls no
User avatar #8 to #5 - gimlithedwarf (10/23/2013) [-]
plz yes
#9 to #5 - gentlememe (10/23/2013) [-]
pls yes
#3 - Tantrika (10/23/2013) [-]
Close, but this is better
#31 to #3 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
i did this once and she said to my friend: did you go soft? XD
User avatar #13 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/24/2013) [-]
I've always understood that it was called "The Houdini". And now I will continue to call it that because Houdini is a boss ass bitch while Copperfield is a jew.
User avatar #32 to #13 - haeckal (10/24/2013) [-]
Houdini was also a Jew. So is David Blaine. What's up with Jews being magicians anyhow?
User avatar #54 to #32 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/24/2013) [-]
They cant make themselves flame-retardent.
#11 - include (10/23/2013) [-]
David CuField
#47 to #11 - mindheistninetysev (10/24/2013) [-]
David WireField
User avatar #14 to #11 - majormoron (10/24/2013) [-]
You clever little **** .
#17 to #14 - MaritLage (10/24/2013) [-]
David Cop a feel
User avatar #49 to #17 - megayoming (10/24/2013) [-]
That made me want to post the 60's Spiderman touching himself
Fj wins again you glorious Fj user
User avatar #18 to #14 - include (10/24/2013) [-]
#4 - cptnigelofwolf (10/23/2013) [-]
Back in my day we called that a Houdini!!!
#12 to #4 - pharoahemonch (10/24/2013) [-]
I was always told it was a Portuguese Breakfast..
User avatar #37 to #12 - asshatblast (10/24/2013) [-]
a Portuguese breakfast is when a girl shoves eggs in her vagina, then you **** her in the vag. after that you eat the eggs.
#19 to #4 - crzycuban (10/24/2013) [-]
where i come from a Houdini is when you get her from the back and pull out, spit on her back so she thinks you finished, turns around, then BAM, right in the face
User avatar #23 to #19 - newforomador (10/24/2013) [-]
That's also what I consider it.
User avatar #1 - alfrededed (10/23/2013) [-]
No one thought about the moment in this plan where you have to say,
"hey man… er, what size and shape is your dick?"
User avatar #2 to #1 - springbok (10/23/2013) [-]
or when his friend goes to prison for rape!
#33 - disconinja (10/24/2013) [-]
I thought this was called the Dirty Houdini?
User avatar #38 to #33 - geofalke (10/24/2013) [-]
no, the Dirty Houdini is where you're doing her from behind, and you act like you're cumming, pull out and spit quietly on her back. then you bust a nut in her face
#42 to #38 - disconinja (10/24/2013) [-]
oooh boy, I was doing this all wrong
User avatar #36 - blarggman (10/24/2013) [-]
I thought it was The Poltergeist
#30 - flameblaze (10/24/2013) [-]
Oh, now it makes so much more sense.
User avatar #10 - sandle (10/23/2013) [-]
no no no. its the houdini. stop.
#52 - chargeitdonny (10/24/2013) [-]
being an identical twin would be pretty sweet while doing this, completely trip her out
User avatar #40 - kaylaw (10/24/2013) [-]
i thought that was a houdini
#43 - everytumblruser (10/24/2013) [-]
That's rape.
User avatar #45 to #43 - reginleif ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Not in many states.... rape by deception only applies to married women in some states. And some states define rape as "by force AND without consent". Fraud isn't forcible.
#48 to #45 - everytumblruser (10/24/2013) [-]
Fraudulent rape can be illegal. There's Fraud in the factum and Fraud in the inducement. Fraud in the inducement is legal (Example: guy looks like Brad Pitt, girl says "Hey, are you Brad Pitt?" guy says yes and they **** ). But Fraud in the factum is illegal. Fraud in the factum basically means you aren't having sex with the person you agreed to have sex with, and in OP's post, the woman would not be having sex with the man she agreed

(I studied law.)
User avatar #46 to #45 - mascaradick (10/24/2013) [-]
Well no matter how ********** some states in the US are, the rest of the civilised world call it rape.
#41 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
David Copperfield is when you pull out spit on her back and when she turns around you jizz on her face
User avatar #24 - newforomador (10/24/2013) [-]
My favorite has always been the Angry Pirate. A girl is giving you a blowjob, and when you finish you cum in her eye, then kick her in the shin, so she's hopping around on one leg and with one eye (that she can see out of)
User avatar #25 to #24 - dairybun (10/24/2013) [-]
Charizard a bird always made me laugh, go down on her while she's on all fours then light her pubic hair on fire, scream "You don't have enough badges to train me" then go to sleep
User avatar #26 to #25 - newforomador (10/24/2013) [-]
Brings a new meaning to the term 'Fire crotch'
User avatar #27 to #24 - dairybun (10/24/2013) [-]
Or strawberry cheese cake, buss in her face then punch her in the nose... it's not very funny But it turns me on to see her bleed
User avatar #28 to #27 - newforomador (10/24/2013) [-]
I always called that one the Jelly Donut. Ever heard of a Blumpkin? It's when the guys taking a crap, and the girls giving him head while he's crapping.
User avatar #34 to #28 - dairybun (10/24/2013) [-]
Ah I can't crap properly with an erection, it's a shame, my goal in life is to try everything.
User avatar #21 - danniegurl (10/24/2013) [-]
I feel like she'd know the difference in the feel of the penises.
User avatar #50 to #21 - DementedDoom (10/24/2013) [-]
They neglected to mention it has to be a similarly "dimensioned" friend.
User avatar #16 - pablovilly (10/24/2013) [-]
its the david blaine dammit!
User avatar #15 - ltbuttstrong (10/24/2013) [-]
I swear to god I saw this in a movie once...It was a decades-old movie set in a manor house, and the butler was doing the maid who he'd "trapped" in the window but he was called away, so he had another servant take over and then waved to the maid from outside. Sound familiar to anyone?
#20 to #15 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
it has dane cook in it, im too lazy so google it
User avatar #53 to #20 - ltbuttstrong (10/24/2013) [-]
I doubt that, as I said it was decades old. Not too far back, probably 70s or 80s. I caught half of it on TV once but never got the name unfortunately...any info would be appreciated
User avatar #22 to #15 - jacksipian (10/24/2013) [-]
nope, what is it?
#7 - BloodyTurds (10/23/2013) [-]
I heard this was called "Stranger in the window" several years ago...
User avatar #6 - itisogre (10/23/2013) [-]
also known as the phantom.
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