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#129 - UnaOWNED (12/06/2013) [-]
>Go to Wal-mart with some friends   
>Return a cart after realizing my friends were too lazy to do it.   
>Wearing apparent Wal-mart attire, or look like I work there   
>Land Whale of the fifth degree waddles over, breathing heavily.   
>"DO YOU HAVE ANY DRIVING CARTS?"   
>"...I don't know, I don't work here."   
>"OH. YOU SHOULD STILL KNOW, THOUGH."   
>See a worker, point her to him   
>Watch her waddle away   
>See him making a motion like, 'no, we don't'   
>She waddles away, see him snickering.   
>Walk past him, jokingly ask, "She asked for a riding cart, right?"   
>See the guy smiling, "We had some, a lot, actually. But they're for 'actual' disabled customers, not Self Entitled fat bitches who don't want to waddle around the store for an hour.'   
>Give the man a high five   
   
It was a good day.
>Go to Wal-mart with some friends
>Return a cart after realizing my friends were too lazy to do it.
>Wearing apparent Wal-mart attire, or look like I work there
>Land Whale of the fifth degree waddles over, breathing heavily.
>"DO YOU HAVE ANY DRIVING CARTS?"
>"...I don't know, I don't work here."
>"OH. YOU SHOULD STILL KNOW, THOUGH."
>See a worker, point her to him
>Watch her waddle away
>See him making a motion like, 'no, we don't'
>She waddles away, see him snickering.
>Walk past him, jokingly ask, "She asked for a riding cart, right?"
>See the guy smiling, "We had some, a lot, actually. But they're for 'actual' disabled customers, not Self Entitled fat bitches who don't want to waddle around the store for an hour.'
>Give the man a high five

It was a good day.
#43 - shards ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 to #43 - Silver Quantum (12/05/2013) [-]
doesn't even have enough mobility to feed herself, jesus christ.
User avatar #171 to #45 - majordraco ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
She does but he married her because she is his fetish.

She is trying to become the heaviest woman in the world at 1000lbs (about 72 stone for you britfags).

So her goal is to be fatter.
User avatar #258 to #171 - dawdawdwa (12/06/2013) [-]
Gee, thanks for converting that into a unit the whole rest of the world understands...
User avatar #203 to #171 - Hybricide (12/06/2013) [-]
Gross...but whatever makes them happy, I guess.
User avatar #187 to #43 - scorpiom (12/06/2013) [-]
'MAH CHEEZY POTATOS!!!!
User avatar #222 to #43 - cosmicapprentice (12/06/2013) [-]
Just imagine when she's choking on his dick. "I'm not full yet sweetheart."
User avatar #56 to #43 - smashingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
Genetics must be the name of the recipe they used.
User avatar #174 - StaticX (12/06/2013) [-]
Related Story that Happened semi-recently

>Elderly woman with cane Is going for a scooter
>Fat Bitch races to scooter once she sees elder going for it
>Elder asks if she could have scooter as she had recently had a knee / hip replacement (can't remember what one)
>Fat Bitch flips about how she has privileges because of her disease
>Elderly resigns and heads to store, as Fat bitch tries to start cart up
>I figure I should at least try to do something
> ******** to the an employee that I have a case of Giant-ism and walking for extended periods put a large amount of strain on my legs
>HE ******* BOUGHT IT (I'm only 6'6, I still don't know how I pulled that off)
>He asks fat bitch to give me the scooter
>She goes off on her rant again about having privileges, louder and more vulgar this time
>Asked to leave store
>She complies
>I get scooter and give it to the elderly woman who was a few aisles in
>Feel like a champ

Im not exactly skinny myself, nor do I hate fat people. I just hate it when people think they deserve something because they're fat
User avatar #188 to #174 - rpsystems (12/06/2013) [-]
You are a good person, have a thumbs up
User avatar #191 to #174 - mizory (12/06/2013) [-]
I have something Semi-related as well
>Working one day at store
>Notice skinny bitch and her baby get on a scooter
>They drive off
>after a while they come back to plug it in and charge it
> She gets on ANOTHER one and drive off with that one with baby in hand
> I'm still standing there confused
> She comes back after a while again
> The bag boy confronts her
> "Ma'm we need to have those charged for the elderly We have mostly have elderly coming into our store you can't just ride around on these things"
>Woman flips her **** for no reason, yells at him, then leaves

I seriously had no idea what the **** was her problem or what was going on
#2 - Rascal (12/05/2013) [-]
exbeggt us

:DD
User avatar #69 to #2 - JENNAY (12/05/2013) [-]
And somewhere this person thinks they're being friendzoned
#115 - imagebandetector (12/06/2013) [-]
I once saw two morbidly obese women racing to get to the last cart at Wal-Mart a year or two ago. I'm not talking about powerwalking racing, but actually 			*******		 sprinting (or attempts at sprinting.) Watching whale races are fun and all, but if you're a fat "physically disabled" person that has the ability to run like a bloated wildebeest towards a shopping cart, then you aren't really disabled.
I once saw two morbidly obese women racing to get to the last cart at Wal-Mart a year or two ago. I'm not talking about powerwalking racing, but actually ******* sprinting (or attempts at sprinting.) Watching whale races are fun and all, but if you're a fat "physically disabled" person that has the ability to run like a bloated wildebeest towards a shopping cart, then you aren't really disabled.
#1 - soundofwinter (12/05/2013) [-]
Muh genetics

it's a disease

It's like cancer or schizophrenia
#259 to #1 - Rascal (12/06/2013) [-]
I only looked quickly and it looked like you said:

Much genetics

Very disease

Such Cancer or Schizophrenia
#280 to #1 - Rascal (03/06/2014) [-]
You know actually, you are more annoying than the fat people with your mascotfagging
User avatar #281 to #280 - soundofwinter (03/06/2014) [-]
This post is 3 month old, do you have anything better to do?
#9 to #1 - Hightower ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Fat is not a disease, it's a choice.
#36 to #9 - wadawada (12/05/2013) [-]
Obesity is a disease caused by poor choices.
User avatar #25 to #9 - theincorrigibleone (12/05/2013) [-]
shshshshshsssssshhhhsshhh.... he's actually just joking.
#27 to #25 - Hightower ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
I know, that's what I say to people who use that excuse.
#117 to #1 - AdamBaum (12/06/2013) [-]
Still using your Mussolini reaction pic gimmick. Funnyjunk loves beating up a dead horse.
Still using your Mussolini reaction pic gimmick. Funnyjunk loves beating up a dead horse.
#118 to #117 - soundofwinter (12/06/2013) [-]
If our lives aren't real how can I be dead
User avatar #255 to #253 - wimwam ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
I'm with you. It got old pretty quick. Glad to see someone else agrees.
User avatar #3 to #1 - konradkurze (12/05/2013) [-]
dont forget

"im big boned"

or

"its my glands"
#4 to #3 - soundofwinter (12/05/2013) [-]
Though a glandular problem is legitimate, it's quite rare, The big boned thing is **** though.
#15 to #4 - eddymolly (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey, i'm big boned
#10 to #4 - Hightower ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
I'm 325lbs, but I'm also close to 7' tall, so my bones are actually bigger than your average person.
#75 to #10 - gigglesthegreat (12/06/2013) [-]
I guess this comment section wasn't calibrated for someone of your... generous..ness...
#139 to #10 - Rascal (12/06/2013) [-]
Bones are like carbon fibre though. The percentage of your overall weight is negligible. The difference between your bones weight and that of the smallest woman would be a kg or so at most. Its all the water that we hold that makes the weght. The bigger you are, the more water.
User avatar #13 to #10 - mehturtlesareok (12/05/2013) [-]
fatass
#14 to #13 - Hightower ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Idiot.
User avatar #16 to #14 - drooms ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Fatty
#17 to #16 - Hightower ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
When I want your opinion, I'll let you know. Till then, no one cares kid.
User avatar #18 to #17 - drooms ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
You seem upset fatty
#19 to #18 - Hightower ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Not in the slightest. I stopped caring what people thought when I killed my first man. Have fun in your moms basement.
User avatar #20 to #19 - drooms ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Don't cut yourself on that edge on the way out.
#21 to #20 - Hightower ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Ooooh, buuuurn.... Got any other cool phrases you'd like to use? I haven't heard anyone say YOLO or SWAG in a while.
User avatar #22 to #21 - drooms ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Fatty will do fine thank you.
#23 to #22 - Hightower ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
So unintelligent, unimaginitive, and lazy... I bet you just rake in the pussy, don't ya junior?
User avatar #24 to #23 - drooms ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Junior hmm... You're sure it's me that sounds like a child here?
#26 to #24 - Hightower ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Let's see, you offered an insulting opinion when no one asked, you spout internet phrases like they make you cool, you call total strangers silly and childish names, and you type worse than my 8 year old, so, yeah, If pressed I'd have to say your probably between 7 and 10, and your parents don't pay much attention to you.
User avatar #28 to #26 - drooms ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Well if that's your opinion I bid you good day murdering, cunt destroying, big boned father. (That's the impression you have tried leaving me with, no?)

Have a nice life.
#29 to #28 - Hightower ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
6'9" US Marine, and father. There's a slight difference. Don't worry, you'll understand when you're older.
#182 to #29 - sursum (12/06/2013) [-]
> Implying the physical endurance to do anything other than type
> Implying sex
User avatar #30 to #29 - drooms ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh I do understand. You're that digusting type that needs to brag all the time arent you?
You know, someone who have to make himself look like a tough guy even on a small internet site.

Yeah it makes sense you would have your wifes boobs as your avatar.
User avatar #58 to #55 - drooms ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Sorry spidey
Long time since I've seen that image
User avatar #5 to #4 - konradkurze (12/05/2013) [-]
the only gladular issues come from either guys with their nuts cut off doing strange things to their bodies from unused hormones, or people eating bad diets and having gland issues based on deficiencies

kinda like how eunuch slaves in ancient egypt got fat from having their nuts removed to prevent ******* the harem girls.....and how some vegetarians get fat from not eating certain veggies
#50 to #5 - endospore ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
In school, my friend's ADD medication (I think it was ADD, I wasn't too close with him. I just know it was some kind of medication) was a steroid that caused him to gain a **** ton weight, and another kid's depression medicine did the same, so gland things can happen in other ways, too.
#35 to #5 - wadawada (12/05/2013) [-]
Or you can have thyroid problems. It's hard to nto get overweith if you have less functioning thyroid. ( not obese tho)
User avatar #38 to #35 - konradkurze (12/05/2013) [-]
well depends on the peson and if they take meds or not

my friends father hasthyroid issues but he takes meds and the worst weight he has is like 20lb overweight butthen hes like 40+, alot of average guys get a little belly when they get around that age
#44 to #38 - hoskins (12/05/2013) [-]
Myself and my father have hypothyroidism. We both take meds, of course, but thyroid steroids only do so much. Neither of us are obese (I'm slightly overweight, my dad isn't), but I still thinks it's **** that I can't say that genetics affect my weight without hearing, "Oh yeah, I bet you have big bones, too."
#39 to #38 - wadawada (12/05/2013) [-]
Also, if your thyroid is overproductive you have easier time losing weight
#90 to #39 - Rascal (12/06/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk: the only website where you can find people having a legitimate scientific conversation on one post, and making jokes about hay being ice cream on the next.
User avatar #247 to #4 - undeadwill (12/06/2013) [-]
I think I have a problem with my glands. And I say this because my tits are full and firm and I'm a guy.
#147 to #4 - hellsjester ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
hey i have big bones, because i am ******* tall not fat. now on the other hand i do have big fat cells working on it as we speak just lost 80th pound
#34 to #3 - wadawada (12/05/2013) [-]
You can be big boned and weith more than u really should ( by a fair amount) it just doesnt add up your fat.
#37 - pedobearson (12/05/2013) [-]
Maybe they're fat because they're disabled?
User avatar #158 to #37 - Temperance (12/06/2013) [-]
Diet...
User avatar #145 to #37 - strangesir (12/06/2013) [-]
Maybe eat better then?
User avatar #88 to #37 - dunderbiffen (12/06/2013) [-]
Thats a ******* excuse
User avatar #248 to #243 - dirtydollar (12/06/2013) [-]
this is great
#11 - asdffes (12/05/2013) [-]
This is either number 1 or number 2 on my list of things that piss me off.

Right up there with people who park in handicap spots and are perfectly healthy....
You want to park there? come over here and I'll give you a reason to park there...
User avatar #31 to #11 - inunic (12/05/2013) [-]
I am a perfectly healthy 21 year old and I park in the handicap space. Let me tell you why. I drive my Grandma to the store and drop her off at the front, then I park and have to quickly get back to her and help her in the building. After she is done shopping I run out and get the car and drive back to the front to let her get in.

I always get glared at while I'm parking because they never seen me drop her off and feel I've no reason to park there.
#70 to #31 - Rascal (12/06/2013) [-]
there are plenty of spaces around that arent handicap. you deserve those glars
#265 to #31 - asdffes (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah i'm going to have to agree with the others here. Those spots are reserved for elderly people who don't have nice grandkids like you to help them. If you park there to save 15 steps it might block the way for an elderly lady in a walker who is by herself. 15 steps to you or me is nothing but to an old lady in a walker it might as well be the Sahara desert.

not saying your an ass or anything, this would just about be the only pass I would ever give, just keep in mind you using it prevents others who might possibly need it.
User avatar #107 to #31 - jacksipian (12/06/2013) [-]
if you drop her off at the front, then it doesnt matter where you park, since youre going to drive back to the front to pick her up. Prick.
User avatar #125 to #107 - inunic (12/06/2013) [-]
True but the farther I park away the longer she has to wait in her wheel chair for me to push her into the store.
#6 - monsterderp (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 - varrlegrimscythe (12/05/2013) [-]
"I have a glandular problem"

Yeah the problem is that they're filled with fat!
#184 - wanicochil (12/06/2013) [-]
I love the comment section

Skinny person is a douche = Only that person is a douche
Gay person is a douche = Only that person is a douche
Etc etc
But a fat person is a douche = "OMG I HATE EVERY SINGLE FAT **** THEY AREN'T PEOPLE"

I just don't understand
User avatar #208 to #184 - mrspok (12/06/2013) [-]
Fat people don't bother me, just the ones who think there entitled because there ******* lazy.
User avatar #210 to #208 - wanicochil (12/06/2013) [-]
But there are a lot of different kind of people that feel entitled but they're lazy ***** at the same time. that is my point

People who just live off welfare, instead of actively trying to get a job is one example

What I'm trying to say hate douchebags in general, not say "man I hate fat douchebags"

I don't know, just specifically stating some one is fat and a douchebag really irks me, why not just call them a douchebag?
User avatar #211 to #210 - mrspok (12/06/2013) [-]
i just hate most fat people, i find it to be disgusting. I lost 50LBS because i was not happy with my self. and now i got some weird hatred of fat people.
User avatar #212 to #211 - wanicochil (12/06/2013) [-]
That doesn't make sense though..

I'm fat, I can run circles around people, I play sport (Rugby) where my weight comes in handy, I'm the fastest prop and one of the fastest forwards in the state, I'm physically healthy

So you would hate me cause I'm fat? Even when all that is said? (FYI I enjoy being fat, I can't imagine myself being skinny, I honestly think being fat is a part of me)
User avatar #214 to #212 - mrspok (12/06/2013) [-]
No. Since you are happy with your weight and are active, no. Its more the one that bitch more than get off there ass to fix it. Sorry.
#216 to #214 - wanicochil (12/06/2013) [-]
Ah fair enough, I can understand that   
   
Sorry I've had a bit of a tangent the previous post, it always happens when these fat posts come up and I read the comments where people just stereotype all fat people to be lazy good for nothing pricks that don't deserve to be people   
   
I should probably just skip the next time I see it aha
Ah fair enough, I can understand that

Sorry I've had a bit of a tangent the previous post, it always happens when these fat posts come up and I read the comments where people just stereotype all fat people to be lazy good for nothing pricks that don't deserve to be people

I should probably just skip the next time I see it aha
User avatar #218 to #216 - mrspok (12/06/2013) [-]
Do or don't, i enjoy a friendly debate from time to time, so long as both parties can refrain from name calling.
User avatar #91 - hyeroshi (12/06/2013) [-]
I was at the store a little while ago and when I get out of the car I noticed three girls nearly large enough to be classified as ham planets. I've started to notice more and more people are me are ridiculously fat, so much that they kind of waddle instead of walk.

I'm an ectomorph, so fat isn't something I'm used to, but seeing so many other people being so fat really kind of worries me.
#130 to #91 - leonhardt (12/06/2013) [-]
>ectomorph

...

Does that mean you're a Ghost?
User avatar #138 to #130 - hyeroshi (12/06/2013) [-]
Yes.
#245 - niggernazi (12/06/2013) [-]
follow your dreamns fatass
User avatar #192 - slumberdonkey (12/06/2013) [-]
>Work in grocery department
> ******* kids come in every day
>Kids ride their scooters in the store
>Somehow get away with it
>I have to clean up scuff marks
>They just take all of the free samples
>And then scooter out
>One day two of them show up
>One of them gets on the rascal scooter
>Riding it around
>Running into ****
>He rides passed me
>I just stare at him
>He puts his hand over his thigh and goes "i hurt my leg"
>Didn't know what to ******* do because he's a kid
>Later that day i heard he got his hand stuck in the conveyor belt because he was ******* around
User avatar #87 - joestraightballa (12/06/2013) [-]
welfare in a nutshell
User avatar #48 - lotengo (12/05/2013) [-]
When i was in high school i was very short for my age, shortest guy in the class by 2 inches. And this fat **** im talking morbidly obese, his neck was as thick as a tire, he looked like u could squeeze the fat out if his skin like a full sponge. was always calling me midget and asking if i needed a boost to get up my chair.

When i started to push back by calling him the fat **** he is, he went to the principle and got detention.


TL;DR? I hate fat people, in my opinion they are not people.
#65 to #48 - Rascal (12/05/2013) [-]
You need to meet boogie2988.
User avatar #264 to #65 - lotengo (12/06/2013) [-]
I summon boogie2988.
User avatar #113 to #48 - jacksipian (12/06/2013) [-]
he got detention? or you did? if he did then he entirely deserved it, if you did, then at least you can know he'll probably have a double coronary by the time he's 25 (if hes as big as im thinking)
User avatar #262 to #113 - lotengo (12/06/2013) [-]
Sorry spelling error, I got detention. He got nothing,
#180 to #48 - wanicochil (12/06/2013) [-]
Why hate fat people   
   
Why not hate douchebags instead?   
   
This is what I don't understand   
   
If a skinny person is a douchebag, it's cause they are a douchebag and no one else is   
   
If a fat person is a douchebag, then every other fat person is now considered a douchebag, I cannot wrap my head around it
Why hate fat people

Why not hate douchebags instead?

This is what I don't understand

If a skinny person is a douchebag, it's cause they are a douchebag and no one else is

If a fat person is a douchebag, then every other fat person is now considered a douchebag, I cannot wrap my head around it
User avatar #263 to #180 - lotengo (12/06/2013) [-]
I hate douches to, but everybody trashtalked everybody in my class. Me for being short, him for being fat, an other guy for having a huge nose.

but 90 % of the fat ppl i meet, including him, claim they have a condition that makes them fat. When maybe 10% actually has that and the other 80% are just lazy burgerking addicts.
User avatar #260 - falgabird (12/06/2013) [-]
Alright Funnyjunk, Slight confession time. I'm a man of 300 pounds, and i refuse to touch these things. But when i see wailords larger than me stealing these things from the elderly, i hit the emergency break in the back where they cant reach, and watch them squirm from a distance.
#227 - bdowns (12/06/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at A real joker smile's ** I am glad I am not fat, mfw
User avatar #249 to #227 - rakuraimasuta (12/06/2013) [-]
ha your a potato
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