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Fag the cat

Anonymous 09/ 25/ 13( Wed) 01.' 28: 41 No. 507775568
awkward teenager
t have too many friends
except for this kid Henry
even more socially
awkward than me
like to wonder the alleys on the southside
of Chicago
not black, but usually people can tell
we live in the hood so no troubles
day we see this really cute alley cat
strolling around
ccat looks emaciated as ****
wwe' re young and assume it' s a stray with no
owner
wait, kitties got a collar
on the collar says "love"
think its gay and at the insistence of
Henry, we call him Fag.
I know that' s pretty lame, but we' re 14
Hake fag under our wing
feed him, stroll the alleys, etc
day we are walking with fag
Spuddenly realize we' re in the same alley that
we found him in
black dude comes outside
in his waste
h ****
doin' with my cat'?"
runs behind me and Henry
Sstupid ass Henry says "Fag is with us now!"
Nthat'? You callin my cat a fag?!"
panicking. "Henry you ******* idiot"
thing I know
GOBANG
Xblood is streaming out of my chest
my last breaths I yell at Henry
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND
YOU’ RE TO BLAME"
s'" Y' GAVE LOVE, A BAD NAME.
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#61 - MAHEREX (10/04/2013) [-]
"pistol in his waste"
WASTE
WASTE
User avatar #81 to #61 - harrisonfordor (10/04/2013) [-]
#Thuglife.
User avatar #127 to #61 - bighairyfart (10/04/2013) [-]
>Wonder
WONDER
WONDER
#3 - cozer (10/04/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, it got me. Best laugh I've had in a while, 10/10 would read again.
User avatar #141 to #3 - brettyht (10/04/2013) [-]
The newest Romney pictures are starting to scare me a little
#145 to #141 - cozer (10/04/2013) [-]
fear me
User avatar #176 to #145 - dagreatmax (10/04/2013) [-]
Trypophobia
User avatar #154 to #145 - brettyht (10/04/2013) [-]
Did Romney get attacked by the Kraken?
#10 - acidreign (10/04/2013) [-]
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#16 - I Am Monkey (10/04/2013) [-]
Dammit OP
Dammit OP
#2 - anon (10/04/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
#18 - fairyprincess (10/04/2013) [-]
M Actual FW
#14 - iRoflcopterU (10/04/2013) [-]
The only green text I've laughed so far.
User avatar #35 to #14 - thalfak (10/04/2013) [-]
Not even the Gold and Silver and Battle toads?
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#146 to #14 - istrollid (10/04/2013) [-]
but.. your name is so blue!
#202 to #146 - iRoflcopterU (10/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I've never actually laughed at one
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#222 to #14 - ChumLeee (10/06/2013) [-]
You haven't been reading the right green texts.
#48 - sixtyeightplusone (10/04/2013) [-]
MFW 10/10 would read again.
MFW 10/10 would read again.
#162 - josieabby (10/04/2013) [-]
That was certainly a pleasant surprise.
#54 - rabidaardvark (10/04/2013) [-]
*******		 brilliant OP
******* brilliant OP
#87 - danilawleit (10/04/2013) [-]
that was a good one.
#40 - trollzorr (10/04/2013) [-]
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#34 - WhatIsGwaning (10/04/2013) [-]
im howling with laughter
im howling with laughter
User avatar #204 - Ragumshnagum (10/04/2013) [-]
10/10

Finally a gts that doesn't end with "walk the dinosaur."
#121 - sesshomarru (10/04/2013) [-]
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#200 - toguro (10/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #188 - Sockopolis (10/04/2013) [-]
That was great, I didn't see it coming at all. 10/10
#37 - trevcars (10/04/2013) [-]
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