Fag the cat. . Anonymous 09/ 25/ 13( Wed) 01.' 28: 41 No. 507775568 awkward teenager t have too many friends except for this kid Henry even more socially awkwar
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Fag the cat

Anonymous 09/ 25/ 13( Wed) 01.' 28: 41 No. 507775568
awkward teenager
t have too many friends
except for this kid Henry
even more socially
awkward than me
like to wonder the alleys on the southside
of Chicago
not black, but usually people can tell
we live in the hood so no troubles
day we see this really cute alley cat
strolling around
ccat looks emaciated as ****
wwe' re young and assume it' s a stray with no
wait, kitties got a collar
on the collar says "love"
think its gay and at the insistence of
Henry, we call him Fag.
I know that' s pretty lame, but we' re 14
Hake fag under our wing
feed him, stroll the alleys, etc
day we are walking with fag
Spuddenly realize we' re in the same alley that
we found him in
black dude comes outside
in his waste
h ****
doin' with my cat'?"
runs behind me and Henry
Sstupid ass Henry says "Fag is with us now!"
Nthat'? You callin my cat a fag?!"
panicking. "Henry you ******* idiot"
thing I know
Xblood is streaming out of my chest
my last breaths I yell at Henry
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Submitted: 10/03/2013
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User avatar #230 - footballmaniac (12/23/2013) [-]
Bet you didn't expect to get any more comments on this.
#229 - ozkarmak (11/02/2013) [-]
you ******* got me!!!
#228 - lovecranes (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh my gosh! This is an awful story! Damn.
User avatar #227 - tenthdoctorrocks (10/27/2013) [-]
He should've said that Henry's last name was "Darling" so He could've said "Darling, you gave Love, a bad name.
User avatar #226 - nextweekisthefries (10/27/2013) [-]
The song says "give." A minor detail ruined it for me.
#224 - anonymous (10/10/2013) [-]
I know I am going to get thumbs down but...

I don't get it...
User avatar #223 - captainobivous (10/08/2013) [-]
oyu ******* ****** , that was brilliant
#218 - revengeoftheowl (10/04/2013) [-]
i went to chicago to see a concert, came back with a baby kitten we'd found under a car in the parking lot. its kind of a longer/sadder story if anyone wants the full version. that's the kitty, Black Francis.
User avatar #216 - fyaq (10/04/2013) [-]
fell for it ****

User avatar #214 - notdjfood (10/04/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again.
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User avatar #212 - vatra (10/04/2013) [-]
This has been one of the few that actually got me. I didn't realize something was up until "with my last breaths"
#211 - yunnie (10/04/2013) [-]
i really din't see that coming
i really din't see that coming
#225 to #211 - misterbatman (10/20/2013) [-]
Is that who I think that is?
#208 - bananamilkshake (10/04/2013) [-]
well played op
#207 - spjlapj (10/04/2013) [-]
11/10 well played
11/10 well played
#206 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
53/10, well played
53/10, well played
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