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How do I cheat on my boyfriend without envoke finding out?
Like I Comment I 3 hours ego it
and It others like this.
wll. , You break up with him and don' t act like e
conniving whore.
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off Phone?
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#85 to #78 - nyanfatcat ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
Whoever had one of those numbers in their post number (or whatever that thing is called) , whatever they say in their post he sends that to the girl. He accidentally sent the post to the girl instead. Sorry I am not very good at explaining things.
User avatar #88 to #86 - nyanfatcat ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
Glad you got the joke!
User avatar #84 to #78 - jaggedherp (12/13/2013) [-]
Common /b/ thread, really quite stupid since whatever post ends with those numbers decides what he sends to his friend on facebook, and everyone just posts copypastas, dicks, ******* , or similar.
#3 - norville (12/12/2013) [-]
How do you mistake Facebook and Google?
User avatar #79 to #3 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (12/13/2013) [-]
a friend "hacks" your account to make you look stupid
User avatar #23 to #3 - creatablejam (12/13/2013) [-]
She's obviously not the roundest tennis ball in the jam jar wat
User avatar #4 to #3 - vorarephilia (12/13/2013) [-]
She is clearly not the sharpest crayon in the toy shed.
User avatar #11 to #4 - lorddoctoroftardis (12/13/2013) [-]
She's not the sharpest lightbulb in the happy meal
User avatar #12 to #11 - SixEighteen (12/13/2013) [-]
not the brightest shovel in the henhouse.
#27 to #4 - newdevyx (12/13/2013) [-]
She doesn't have all the Nazis in the bunker.
She doesn't have all the Nazis in the bunker.
User avatar #16 to #4 - pwnigator (12/13/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
#24 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
Does anybody actually believe this made up stories. like facebook post , or autocorrect crap?. I mean , If they are funny , I get it. But this one is hands down pants on the head retarded.
User avatar #50 to #24 - hudis ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I think some of them are true. And even when they aren't, many of them are guaranteed to have happened to someone else. With seven billion people on the planet, funny things are bound to happen every day. Think about it.
#58 to #24 - anon (12/13/2013) [-]
No matter how retarded they look, just remember...

There is always SOMEONE that is this retarded, somewhere
User avatar #77 to #24 - malhaloc (12/13/2013) [-]
Does anybody really care if what gets posted is real or not? Are you honestly only able to tolerate something if it really happened?
User avatar #89 to #77 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
Would you care to read my comment before responding ?


". I mean , If they are funny , I get it"
User avatar #62 to #24 - onewithpokerface (12/13/2013) [-]
This image is at least five years old. I doubt its fake, as I've seen far stupider things on my own timeline in that timespan. Not everything on the internet is fake, bro.
#15 - walmartysnextghost (12/13/2013) [-]
how to cheat on your boyfriend without him finding out.
1. cheat on your boyfriend.
2. don't tell anybody
#72 to #15 - anon (12/13/2013) [-]
Seems she failed step 2 then
#83 to #15 - anon (12/13/2013) [-]
Instructions were not clear enough.

I was caught having sex with another woman.

Got me kicked out of the funeral.

Jokes on them really. They haven't got a priest to conduct the ceremony any more.
#32 to #15 - gisuar (12/13/2013) [-]
*2. kill the guy you cheated with
3. don't tell anybody
#45 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/13/2013) [-]

> Semi-stalking a guy from my work on Facebook every now and then

> Never friend request, just search for him sometimes

> One day enter his name in the wrong box and get asked by others why I put his name as my status
#75 to #45 - mrsaytan (12/13/2013) [-]
This is like my worst nightmare, just like some accidental friend-adds or any other random things that could happen while treading on a "stranger's land".
This is like my worst nightmare, just like some accidental friend-adds or any other random things that could happen while treading on a "stranger's land".
#99 to #75 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/14/2013) [-]
Yeah a friend add would be 100 times worse D:
#90 to #45 - itsmedumbass (12/13/2013) [-]
I laughed but I felt kinda bad that I did.
Also because I'm a curious bastard, what happened next?
#101 to #90 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/14/2013) [-]
Isolated the post's visiblity to those who had already comments, laughed it off as searching for him "for the first time" to add him, and deleted it soon after.
User avatar #52 to #45 - ChumLeee (12/13/2013) [-]
I was also stalking some chick from school, and this one time I was gonna look her up from mobile and i put her name as my status. Did not know how to delete a status from mobile, and had no access to a computer.
#56 to #52 - creepyunclebob (12/13/2013) [-]
remind me to never use facebook mobile.
User avatar #51 to #45 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/13/2013) [-]
We've all almost been there. All of us. I've been one tap of the return key away so many times.
#80 to #45 - gmanofwonder (12/13/2013) [-]
>Be handsome guy

>semi-stalk girls facebook wall

>Puts my name as her status.
#100 to #80 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/14/2013) [-]
Plot twist: I'm a guy.
User avatar #54 - xXneoXx (12/13/2013) [-]
How do I destroy the NCR and kill all of the profligates?
User avatar #61 to #54 - sabcy (12/13/2013) [-]
you take legion and enclave missions and with anything available to you.
User avatar #69 to #54 - sanguinesolitude (12/13/2013) [-]
you invite the courier into your tent after he has completed several missions for you, suddenly he hucks a couple plasma grenades in amongst your guards, "holy **** i thought he was on our side" you think as a 12.7mm smg appears in his hands and rips through your dogs, your guards begin pulling weapons as the plasma grenades go off. you pull your displacer glove and rush towards the courier as the mist that was your bodyguards washes over you. 6 rounds hit you in the chest in rapid succession, but you continue running forward. The gun disappears from his hands and a combat knife appears instead, he ducks under your wild punch and slips behind you. You feel the knife sink into your back repeatedly and fall to the ground. "Sic Semper Tyrannus" he whispers in your ear... "sonofabitch where did he read that" you think as the light fades from your eyes
#55 to #54 - xXneoXx (12/13/2013) [-]
Oops I ment to type that on google lol.
User avatar #98 to #55 - bouazizforever (12/14/2013) [-]
Oops, meant to type that on Pip-Boy lol"
User avatar #65 - toastandbananas (12/13/2013) [-]
how to cheat on your boyfriend without anyone finding out:
step 1: delete sytem32 on your computer, if you have a mac then just hit it a lot with a hammer
step 2: create 5 foot radius pentagram out of rice and summon hitler's ghost.
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
User avatar #87 to #65 - jacklane (12/13/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, SP3 fixed this on XP, and it's never been able to be deleted without modding perms since.

Wat?

It was fixed many years ago.
User avatar #49 - youmotherfather (12/13/2013) [-]
how to cheat on your boyfriend without him finding out.
1. You don't
User avatar #53 to #49 - metlahead (12/13/2013) [-]
true dat
User avatar #67 - techjoker (12/13/2013) [-]
How to get rid of your boyfriend-
1.Ask Facebook how to cheat without boyfriend finding out.
2.Pretend you thought it was Google.
User avatar #6 - spookywasted (12/13/2013) [-]
but if she was on her IPhone wouldn't it have said "posted 3 hours ago via mobile" like with the green guy?
User avatar #8 to #6 - dongmongler (12/13/2013) [-]
well, probably a joke because she would have to be on some sort of computer at the time, and if you can legitimately mistake facebook for google then you might actually have down syndrome
User avatar #10 to #6 - majormoron (12/13/2013) [-]
O **** now what bitch?
#20 to #6 - anon (12/13/2013) [-]
unless she was using facebook just through the phones browser and not the mobile app.
#30 to #6 - gerfox (12/13/2013) [-]
> Implying this is real
User avatar #36 - weenieandthebutt (12/13/2013) [-]
Seriously, the 5 people who 'liked' this. Cheating on someone is never justifiable under no circumstances whatsoever.
#44 to #36 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/13/2013) [-]
They probably liked it to make it more likely that others would see it or just to mock her.
User avatar #7 - scoobi (12/13/2013) [-]
How to cheat on your boyfriend without him ever finding out?

Step 1. Acquire gun
Step 2. Load bullets
Step 3. Raise to head
Step 4. Pull trigger
User avatar #9 to #7 - tigasingy (12/13/2013) [-]
boy this escalated quickly.
User avatar #59 to #9 - markertemp (12/13/2013) [-]
Not quickly enough
#19 - broorb (12/13/2013) [-]
come the **** on, guys, this is a clear set up for a frape. I use it all the time. "Lol herpes cream whups this ain't the google" etc etc
User avatar #34 - sloar (12/13/2013) [-]
Faker than Pam Anderson's tits
User avatar #68 to #34 - bobthedilder (12/13/2013) [-]
And like Pam Anderson's tits, everyone enjoyed them at some point.
#37 - alphavsomega (12/13/2013) [-]
can somebody tell me what tl;dr means?
User avatar #81 to #37 - gmanofwonder (12/13/2013) [-]
Tl;DR: Too long didn't read
User avatar #47 to #37 - meanie (12/13/2013) [-]
probably because you're autistic
#48 to #47 - alphavsomega (12/13/2013) [-]
I love how nobody on this site knows what autistic means, yet you say it every day
#57 to #48 - creepyunclebob (12/13/2013) [-]
it's exactly the same as calling someone a faggot, it doesn't mean anything other than "I'm trying to insult you, please feel insulted."
User avatar #60 to #57 - alphavsomega (12/13/2013) [-]
Autism is a mental illness that i happen to have.
#82 to #60 - creepyunclebob (12/13/2013) [-]
Gayness is a sexual distinction that many people happen to have, but some people seem to view that as a negative thing, and apply a derogatory term for it to all manner of things they don't like.

Don't worry about it, they're just ******* .
#93 to #82 - anon (12/13/2013) [-]
right, sure ******** . Cause you were born that way. Even though according to your 'non-god', we are evolution; not creation. Therefore, you 'evolved' into something that knows it should NEVER breed.

Please eat these ******* apples.
#97 to #93 - creepyunclebob (12/13/2013) [-]
okay anon.
okay anon.
#92 to #60 - anon (12/13/2013) [-]
2 people thumbed up your comment. I think they're happy with your autism.


For the record, you know where you are. You put your own dumbass out on the line like that. Must be autistic.

Personallly, I love all of God's children, and couldn't give a **** less if you have autism, herpes or two heads, but I'm just saying. FJ is NOT the place for sympathy.

Commence red thumbs you alligator fletching twatwaffle fart bubble ************* . (not you autistic guy-you're special. derp.)

P.S. Autism is and always has been undiagnosed officially. IT's the doctors polite way of telling the parent to RAISE THEIR ******* KID.
User avatar #70 to #47 - hydromatic (12/13/2013) [-]
Uhm. Your username fits you.
User avatar #71 to #70 - meanie (12/13/2013) [-]
no ****
User avatar #38 to #37 - teranin (12/13/2013) [-]
too long, didn't read
User avatar #41 to #38 - alphavsomega (12/13/2013) [-]
Teranin, you again
User avatar #42 to #41 - teranin (12/13/2013) [-]
Just happened to feel the need to comment twice going through frontpage
User avatar #43 to #42 - alphavsomega (12/13/2013) [-]
kthxbai
User avatar #39 to #37 - mrhazzy (12/13/2013) [-]
It means, Too long, Didn't read.

Most people post it after huge walls of text.
User avatar #40 to #39 - alphavsomega (12/13/2013) [-]
Ahh i see. thanks.
User avatar #91 to #40 - newforomador (12/13/2013) [-]
It can also be used to show a condensed version of whatever you said. For example, if somebody was making a comment about stars and it was really long, at the bottom they could put tl:dr Stars are big
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User avatar #28 - gandalfthered (12/13/2013) [-]
of all the things that didnt happen this didnt happen the most
User avatar #33 to #28 - Zarakima (12/13/2013) [-]
true. not posted 'via iPhone'
#74 - krayon (12/13/2013) [-]
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**krayon rolled a random image posted in comment #51354 at Friendly ** <---- Boyfriends Face When
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