Face Punch. . IF PEOPLE C( YULIA READ hiil MIND... FD GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE A LOT.. I'd probably be convicted for rape
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User avatar #1 - chryssis (10/24/2013) [-]
I'd probably be convicted for rape
User avatar #34 to #1 - oshhamthehamosh **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Mind Rape?
#32 to #1 - ashikawa (10/25/2013) [-]
NOT UNLESS ITS ACTUS REA
User avatar #77 to #32 - rippercrust (10/25/2013) [-]
I feel proud that i know what that means
#12 - heartlessrobot (10/25/2013) [-]
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I'd be in a ******* loony bin by now if people could read my mind.
User avatar #18 to #17 - heartlessrobot (10/25/2013) [-]
Go back to eating people/getting eaten.
#20 to #18 - vorarephilia (10/25/2013) [-]
why? is my artistic interpretation of a cat lack luster? I spent six hours intimately crafting every pixel into place, in much the same way that fate has placed us together in the intricate web of day to day decisions that influence the future, but simultaneously have no comprehensible meaning to our insignificant human minds. Every individual is like a pixel, fufilling his purpose and believing himself to be the most important aspect of the portrait. We never fully realize how important each of us are to the "portrait" that is the universe.
#86 to #20 - sybo ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
This is beautiful.

I drew a cat especially for you because I <3 u
#27 - John Cena (10/25/2013) [-]
Good thing their not Asian.

I'm not sorry.
#68 to #27 - John Cena (10/25/2013) [-]
You should be. Bad grammar.
#15 - verycoolcat (10/25/2013) [-]
Everyones face in public if they could read my mind
#7 - darcabyss ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I'd probably have quite a few people run in fear...

I can't be the only one who thinks of creative ways to kill people in his spare time, can I?
User avatar #64 to #7 - noutinus ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
If i threw a box of needles out of a hot air balloon, above a busy market, how manny people would i kill?
User avatar #70 to #7 - imashitbricks (10/25/2013) [-]
No. One of the first things I do when I walk into a room is look around and think "If today is the day I snap how am I going to kill everybody in this room?"
#16 to #11 - thatguybehindyou (10/25/2013) [-]
"Am I the only one that skydived from space"?
#29 to #16 - John Cena (10/25/2013) [-]
Except he didn't skydive from space... He was barely even half way to the official line between earth and space.
User avatar #36 to #29 - traveltech (10/25/2013) [-]
Go listen to Justin Bieber songs and let the adults talk
#49 to #11 - darcabyss ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
It was a rhetorical question.
User avatar #19 - Hummerhs (10/25/2013) [-]
I would most likely be sentenced to death.
#44 - blacknbluebrony (10/25/2013) [-]
Either that or be completely shunned   
   
I don't think anyone would want to punch me, let alone touch me if they could read my mind
Either that or be completely shunned

I don't think anyone would want to punch me, let alone touch me if they could read my mind

#35 - traveltech (10/25/2013) [-]
They'd probably place me in a high security mental institute.   
   
but for now they don't know how close I am to snapping
They'd probably place me in a high security mental institute.

but for now they don't know how close I am to snapping
User avatar #41 to #35 - PVTDickStryker (10/25/2013) [-]
You'd be safe, compared to the guy tjat made this, though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ady5wUpIZDw
User avatar #42 to #41 - traveltech (10/25/2013) [-]
No, I'm pretty sure they'd want to lock me up before I go on a killing spree.
#39 to #35 - mitchr (10/25/2013) [-]
Cool, me too!   
Funny coincidence, hahahAHhahHahahahaHAhahhAHAHAHAhahahAheeheeHAhahaha   
 I'd type more of the stupid ass laughing, but I'm gonna go to bed now instead.
Cool, me too!
Funny coincidence, hahahAHhahHahahahaHAhahhAHAHAHAhahahAheeheeHAhahaha
I'd type more of the stupid ass laughing, but I'm gonna go to bed now instead.
#69 - John Cena (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm Asian and I can confirm OP would indeed get punched in the face a lot. By black men with large penises. And hairy bikers.
User avatar #89 to #69 - revengeforfreeze (10/25/2013) [-]
Hahahahaha
#63 - freshbakedrolls (10/25/2013) [-]
everyone would have a boner or get wet if they could read my mind. i think about having sex, A LOT.
everyone would have a boner or get wet if they could read my mind. i think about having sex, A LOT.
User avatar #65 to #63 - tylosaurus (10/25/2013) [-]
but I'm sure you imagine yourself being the one doing the sex, so it would be a major turn-off anyways.
User avatar #66 to #65 - freshbakedrolls (10/25/2013) [-]
not exactly, when i imagine it, it would be from POV so if you go into my mind it would also be POV for you.
User avatar #67 to #66 - tylosaurus (10/25/2013) [-]
Exactly.
#45 - ekiouja (10/25/2013) [-]
Is all they will be saying.
#8 - lastsamurai (10/24/2013) [-]
*someone please hit me in the face I need this just please come on HIT ME IN THE FACE*
User avatar #26 to #8 - imposand (10/25/2013) [-]
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
#10 - kaboozle123 (10/24/2013) [-]
people would go insane, i mean blah blah blah, they'd be horrified, but they would here someone talking without anyone talking. i would stand next to people and start shouting in my head "I"M GONNA ******* KILL YOU AND FEAST ON YOUR SOUL." it's be ******* hilarious, reading my thoughts normally most of the time you'd get "mmm look at that ass" or "i wonder how long until i can excuse myself from this conversation and leave"
User avatar #13 - adu (10/25/2013) [-]
I'd make a looooot of girls blush.
If you knew my romantic fetishes you'd know why.
User avatar #21 to #13 - Leopard (10/25/2013) [-]
Fetishes don't make girls blush
User avatar #22 to #21 - adu (10/25/2013) [-]
Projected fetishes do, though.
User avatar #24 to #22 - Leopard (10/25/2013) [-]
?
User avatar #25 to #24 - adu (10/25/2013) [-]
Like I said, if certain girls knew what fetishes I projected onto them, they would blush. If you want me to spell them out for you, I can.
User avatar #28 to #25 - acidreign (10/25/2013) [-]
I.. I'm kind of curious actually.
#30 to #28 - adu (10/25/2013) [-]
Well if you insist...
My fetishes primarily consist of different methods of exacting pleasure on a girl. Any womanly ecstasy I can inflict is a victory. 80% of my sex drive comes from the thought of making the girl drown in pleasure and joy. I've gone as far as researching some of the best ways to get a girl off, because I haven't exactly had any direct experience with it. #virginproblems

If you want to know my exact thoughts/fetishes on what I'd like to do to a girl, then see the spoiler below. It's pretty explicit though, consider this a warning. Not kidding here. Don't bother looking if you don't want to know.
Grinding, playful groping, caressing nipples gently with tongue or finger. Kissing lips, neck, jack, biting gently and grating my teeth to make her breath hitch. Massaging her thighs on every side, gracefully caressing her labia before entry, gently delving in with my fingers, making a "come hither" gesture with my two fingers in an almost wavelike motion, two knuckles deep, fingers curling upwards. Eating her out, fingers still in, tongue playing with her labia, drawing circles on her clit with the tip of my tongue, dragging my tastebuds across it, having her convulse and squish my head between her thighs, feeling her cum onto my face and enjoying every last drop in my mouth. This is just foreplay, mind you, but I think I'll stop there.
That's what I mean about my thoughts making a girl blush.
#88 to #51 - adu (10/25/2013) [-]
rakoom ************* notsoscotia dsgbiohazard
Your approval has been noted. Apparently I'm doing something right?
#90 to #88 - rakoom (10/25/2013) [-]
By learning, listening, and progressing constructively. Yes, you do. Though I sadly cannot say how efficient these things would be upon use, I know one thing.

Girls would've been blushing HARD.
#80 to #51 - dsgbiohazard (10/25/2013) [-]
adu

Be proud lil ***** .
#79 to #30 - rakoom (10/25/2013) [-]
It's amazing what guys can learn when they just do some research.

I dunno if you've ever done roleplaying, but it's fairly fun with a decent partner, when you can freely explore sexuality, experiment, and just get a taste of the amazing pleasures that you're picking up. As long as you're a decent writer - which I can see that you are, considering your excellent choice of words - the only difference is actually being there and doing it. But the story is for the most part the same!
#58 to #30 - triggathepirate (10/25/2013) [-]
I heard the sanji theme playing reading this...
#71 to #30 - shitinmymouth (10/25/2013) [-]
The female community of funnyjunk approves.
The female community of funnyjunk approves.
#31 to #30 - acidreign (10/25/2013) [-]
I can respect that. I can relate to some of it.
User avatar #43 to #30 - frankwest ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
As far as I know this is the perfect way to treat a woman. You sir, will one day make a girl very ******* happy.
#46 to #43 - adu (10/25/2013) [-]
I can only hope so. If not, then through proper communication I'll learn exactly what makes her tick. Thank you for your vote of confidence.
#81 to #21 - rakoom (10/25/2013) [-]
When they like it, and start thinking pervertedly, they do.
User avatar #84 - hilariousrubbish ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
people would like me more
User avatar #82 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/25/2013) [-]
I'd probably be locked away in them places for crazy people...
#91 to #82 - keatontheghostfox (10/27/2013) [-]
Well what would they say as evidence. "I read his mind"? Can't picture tat working too well.
User avatar #92 to #91 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/27/2013) [-]
when I read that i just assumed everyone could now re3ad minds
User avatar #93 to #92 - keatontheghostfox (10/27/2013) [-]
In that case I'd be locked up too.
User avatar #94 to #93 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/27/2013) [-]
I think many of us would be.
User avatar #78 - dantemp ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
...no girl will stay near me for more than 2 seconds
#75 - sisterblister (10/25/2013) [-]
i openly believe women can read minds whether it be consciously or not, but i have yet to have one confess whenever i ask. any female junkies willing to give input.
i openly believe women can read minds whether it be consciously or not, but i have yet to have one confess whenever i ask. any female junkies willing to give input.
#76 to #75 - ohlookahollybush (10/25/2013) [-]
I think we're just a whole lot better at reading emotions and seeing through lies because we're naturally manipulative ourselves. Oh, and have some parting advice: women don't know what they want. However, they will let you know if they didn't like something as if they knew that the whole time.
#74 - arialynx (10/25/2013) [-]
I would be put in an insane asylum.
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