FJ in a nutshell. . Chances are, you' re already surrounded by mindless, bloodthirsty, , surburban wretches. An actual zombie outbreak would just give you an ex
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FJ in a nutshell

Chances are, you' re already surrounded by mindless,
bloodthirsty, , surburban wretches. An actual zombie
outbreak would just give you an excuse to do something constructive.
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Submitted: 12/01/2013
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User avatar #7 - floydcalling (12/01/2013) [+] (84 replies)
stickied by destineddeity
**floydcalling rolled user leal ** My partner for the zombie apocalypse
#34 - harbingerwolf (12/01/2013) [-]
**harbingerwolf rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Damn Horde mode **

Imagine being surrounded by this guy.
#40 to #34 - skroll (12/01/2013) [-]
glorious
glorious
#97 to #34 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6613046 at Safe For Work Random Board ** or how about this guy
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6613046 at Safe For Work Random Board ** or how about this guy
#115 to #97 - poncakeforlife (12/01/2013) [-]
Aww... That's just Adolphable
#221 to #115 - platinuminfernape (12/02/2013) [-]
**platinuminfernape rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at The Bamboozling Barroga Sisters **

Or...
#35 to #34 - alliatus (12/01/2013) [-]
Too late.
#38 - iwasfrozentoday (12/01/2013) [-]
I agree, all those around me are just mindless sheep, they are not enlightened.

*tips fedora*
User avatar #122 to #38 - crazyolitis (12/01/2013) [-]
As much as I get the joke and sarcasm, I really ******* hate that picture.
User avatar #74 to #38 - tkich (12/01/2013) [-]
epic meme bro xD
User avatar #86 to #74 - iwasfrozentoday (12/01/2013) [-]
i le know ;))) DDD
User avatar #37 - hudis (12/01/2013) [-]
You know, the more I see posts like this, the more I'm convinced that most people are convinced that everyone else are sheep or mindless zombies. It's just that people belong to very different ideologies and beliefs and it's a trend for the human psyche to think ill of anyone who disagrees - or at least try to rationalise the dislike by thinking they are automatically inferior.
User avatar #68 to #37 - xdeathspawnx (12/01/2013) [-]
It's a defense mechanism. A lot of people convince them self that they are smarter or better than those who are more popular or successful than them, and that the reason they aren't one of the popular kids is that they are "too smart for their own good," when in reality they are just socially awkward or don't take care of them self. This allows them to ignore all of their shortcomings and makes them think they are somehow enlightened,.
User avatar #78 to #68 - hudis (12/01/2013) [-]
That is more or less what I meant, yeah.
#44 - DremoraValkynaz (12/01/2013) [-]
**DremoraValkynaz rolled user evilicious ** It's zombie ass kicking time
#49 to #48 - DremoraValkynaz (12/01/2013) [-]
Bacon, you say?
#50 to #49 - evilicious (12/01/2013) [-]
Bacon. There's no more bacon at my house. Sister decided it was within her rights to consume the last of it.
#52 to #50 - DremoraValkynaz (12/01/2013) [-]
No..more...bacon!? This cannot be. Your sister shall perish for this treachery.

Gather the troops, when the illumination of dawn greets us, we shall ride forth. The quest for bacon is nigh.
#114 - powneriffic (12/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #137 to #114 - xsirwafflezx ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Thats a pretty cool pivot animation you have there
#82 - rimbo (12/01/2013) [-]
You can already so something constructive. Get an education or atleast a job. Start a family. Stimulate the economy. Create wealth. You don't need some sci-fi fantasy for that.

In short; lose the fedora and atleast try to hide your arrogance and immaturity.
User avatar #91 to #82 - Shiny (12/01/2013) [-]
You don't have to like other people to be a productive member of society. In fact, the opposite is usually what motivates executives.
User avatar #98 to #82 - temporalguardian (12/01/2013) [-]
this is the internet. what's the point if we cant be arrogant and immature
#164 - squalllionhart (12/01/2013) [-]
**squalllionhart rolled user kyouko ** my zombie apocalypse buddy
**squalllionhart rolled user kyouko ** my zombie apocalypse buddy
#169 to #164 - kyouko (12/01/2013) [-]
I didn't sign up fo' dis
#170 to #169 - squalllionhart (12/01/2013) [-]
none of us did now let's kill some zombies
#171 to #170 - kyouko (12/01/2013) [-]
Or become one of them, and yknow, be immortal?
User avatar #173 to #171 - squalllionhart (12/01/2013) [-]
either way
User avatar #174 to #173 - kyouko (12/01/2013) [-]
Ait, immortality here we come.
User avatar #136 - biggrand (12/01/2013) [-]
we wouldn't do **** , we'd run and probably die, maybe whack one or two zombies in the head. Let's stop acting liek we're all going to become heros and rescue our crushes
User avatar #154 to #136 - crazycommando (12/01/2013) [-]
well **** ***** at least ******* try, it can only maybe be positive....worst case you become a zombie...woooooorst case


i'm just ******* with you man, but seriously there are ways to outlast the *******
User avatar #198 to #154 - biggrand (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm just tiured of everyone acting like they have survival skills because they've play left4dead and resident evil, if a pile of death is coming at you, groaning, smells like piss and rot, and has maggots falling out of it you probably aren't being to be at your best, you'll probably want to throw up, and you're probably going to run.
User avatar #202 to #198 - crazycommando (12/01/2013) [-]
depends on your fight/flight response

i personally know my fight flight instinct is very much more f a fighting one
the military teaches us how to deal with stress

i'm gunna be honest and say i'd be pretty scared ********* if zombies showed up though
User avatar #204 to #202 - biggrand (12/01/2013) [-]
Now being in the military would probably raise your chances, it's just that most of these are 14 year old kids who have probably never been in a fight
User avatar #210 to #204 - crazycommando (12/01/2013) [-]
agreed
User avatar #155 to #136 - benevolentpsycho (12/01/2013) [-]
I know I'll just be shooting randomly and become food for some zombie in a party hat
#66 - justwhatevs (12/01/2013) [-]
I feel like even though the average person wears their pants on their head, most people think that they're smarter than the rest. Which is weird and kind of frustrating because I, and I'm sure many others know how stupid everybody else is, but saying that makes you one of the stupid people who thinks they're smarter than everybody else.

**** .
#130 to #66 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
You sound like one of the stupid people finally figuring out how stupid he really is. Intelligent people know that there is much more for them to learn and that they are still ignorant themselves.
#246 to #130 - justwhatevs (12/02/2013) [-]
lol that's cool, anon.
lol that's cool, anon.
#209 - icametocomment ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
**icametocomment rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Always yuo need something in life ** There's a horde of zombies approaching and I have only this as a weapon. How ****** am I?
#111 - sirbutterballs (12/01/2013) [-]
**sirbutterballs rolled user thecitcourtney ** I'm going to Shane the 			****		 out of you if we're getting chased by a hoard.
**sirbutterballs rolled user thecitcourtney ** I'm going to Shane the **** out of you if we're getting chased by a hoard.
#70 - stupidffff (12/01/2013) [-]
**stupidffff rolled user prettyflyforaderp ** We're gonna kill zombies, you and I.
**stupidffff rolled user prettyflyforaderp ** We're gonna kill zombies, you and I.
#64 - ishallsmiteyou (12/01/2013) [-]
or sit in on top of a cell tower and spot for the army's artillery
User avatar #117 to #64 - kilotech (12/01/2013) [-]
what game?
User avatar #118 to #117 - ishallsmiteyou (12/01/2013) [-]
State of Decay. You can buy it on steam for 15 bucks or so, but there are some good torrents on the pirate bay. Alternatively you can download it for the Xbox or PS3, I think.
User avatar #120 to #118 - kilotech (12/01/2013) [-]
also how is it
User avatar #123 to #120 - ishallsmiteyou (12/01/2013) [-]
and the game is pretty good, you just need to play it right. Guides are all over the interwebs.
User avatar #119 to #118 - kilotech (12/01/2013) [-]
oh yeah thats on my steam wishlist but i don't have the money
User avatar #121 to #119 - ishallsmiteyou (12/01/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
This torrent works, it's the one I used. Should download in 10-20 minutes if your connection's not bad.
User avatar #124 to #121 - kilotech (12/01/2013) [-]
oh no i could never pirate, but on an unrelated note i have to go do something else for a half hour
#56 - mastereleven (12/01/2013) [-]
Ill put my summon sign down when the time comes
#45 - infinitereaper (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm always eager for an apocalypse.   
   
If I live, I get to enjoy the aftermath, chaos, and and all the fun of survival and societal breakdown.   
If I die, I don't have to worry about anything ever again!    
   
It's a win win.
I'm always eager for an apocalypse.

If I live, I get to enjoy the aftermath, chaos, and and all the fun of survival and societal breakdown.
If I die, I don't have to worry about anything ever again!

It's a win win.
#223 - FacePubes (12/02/2013) [-]
The nerd race consists of the "mindless, bloodthirsty, half-alive , subhuman wretches." The moments when the internet is in danger are the only times nerds act. Life cannot be lived second-hand through images.
User avatar #222 - gayobliteratorhere (12/02/2013) [-]
This place is not 4chan faggots
#199 - Nickdowgg (12/01/2013) [-]
**Nickdowgg rolled user majikshroom ** Step up 			*****		, time to kill some zombies.
**Nickdowgg rolled user majikshroom ** Step up ***** , time to kill some zombies.
User avatar #211 to #199 - blacklightsun (12/01/2013) [-]
Good roll
User avatar #213 to #211 - Nickdowgg (12/01/2013) [-]
I didn't roll the Left 4 Dead gif if that's what you're thinking, I only rolled the user, the gif I posted myself.
User avatar #216 to #213 - blacklightsun (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh! my bad!
Sorry for the inconvenience.
I shall pay my stupidity with red thumbs
#219 to #216 - Nickdowgg (12/02/2013) [-]
Nah it's cool. Shouldn't get red thumbs up the ass for making a mistake.
Nah it's cool. Shouldn't get red thumbs up the ass for making a mistake.
#244 to #199 - majikshroom (12/02/2013) [-]
I have been summoned. Zombies will be slain this day
I have been summoned. Zombies will be slain this day
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