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#621 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
>banged my cousin a few times when she needed gas money from it, might have an STD for years but i'm too afraid to go get it checked out by a doctor. Every little bump or tingle scares me to the point i pass out almost.

>i have a spying problem. I have purchased hundred and hundreds of dollars worth of spy equipment to spy on everyone for any reason. I've put key loggers and screen capturing programs on all of my friends and families computers to keep tabs on everything they do. Ive used these hidden cameras and shadow surveillance to spy on tons of people naked. I've seen my best friends girlfriend naked, many friends moms, most all of my female friends, and a few female relatives. I've considered putting tracking devices on peoples cars or inside them

>i constantly check online porn sights for pictures of my crush. I know she's banging dudes and sending nudes out but never to me. I go through about 10k plus pictures of girls every time i look for her

Thank you OP, i needed this
#1673 to #621 - teopotato
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(06/28/2014) [-]
what the **** man
#1647 to #621 - locoluco
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(06/28/2014) [-]
post pics pls
#1631 to #621 - Maroon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#1363 to #621 - gcloud
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(06/28/2014) [-]
more then anything tho .. what are the programs u use called...
#1138 to #621 - mexicandudeinsd
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(06/28/2014) [-]
we need pics
#1110 to #621 - cdmin
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(06/28/2014) [-]
lol, and i thought i have problems
#1067 to #621 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
bro im a psychologist and this doesnt sound good for me, maybe consider visiting a psychotherapist (is actually no biggie those guys know what they do, no magic or wizardry involved to be scared of, might give u a better understanding of your behaviour and thoughts
#1644 to #1067 - theviusking
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(06/28/2014) [-]
"bro im a psychologist". Considering how everything is spelled in that entire paragraph... I call ********. And I'm usually not giving a **** about grammar.
#1760 to #1644 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
implying a psychologist spells or phrases **** different from the non grad plebs on the interwebz
#831 to #621 - dinobro ONLINE
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(06/28/2014) [-]
So you track all the **** people do...is anyone, ******* anybody at all ACTUALLY just 100% normal, in regards to internet searches and stuff? My interests have been piqued.
#1629 to #831 - brenton
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I appreciate your correct usage of "piqued"
#629 to #621 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
you should probably get some help man
#983 to #629 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
or apply for the NSA