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#1 - doktorwhat (07/27/2014) [-]
because she's a whore.
#14 - katha (07/28/2014) [-]
It's from the movie Black Swan.
She got the main role in a big-ass ballet thing, which made another girl pissed.
She goes into the bathroom when no one else is there to make a phone call to her mom.
She comes out, still nobody else there, but now there's "whore" written on the mirror.
She's the only person who was in the stalls while this got written on the mirror;_ it could not possibly be targeted at anyone else_.

Also, it's ballet... people tend to wear weird-ass clothes. (I did ballet for about 5 years so I should know.)
User avatar #16 to #14 - eternalcorn (07/28/2014) [-]
its probably a leotard over a shirt
User avatar #30 to #14 - iwishiwasazula (07/28/2014) [-]
Fun fact: Natalie herself wrote the word in the mirror.
#32 to #30 - katha (07/28/2014) [-]
Hm, did not know that.
User avatar #33 to #14 - articulate ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I just decided to watch it. It was perfect.
User avatar #34 to #33 - katha (07/28/2014) [-]
I know; it's one of the very few movies I actually have on DVD.


The scene where she rips off the skin from her nail/finger though... nightmares were had.
User avatar #38 to #34 - articulate ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I think the part where her toes are stuck together is worse. Or when beth starts stabbing herself in the face.
User avatar #40 to #38 - katha (07/28/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, the stabbing one scared the **** outta me. This entire movie was just one big pile of "this will mess up your mentality for a bunch o' years".
User avatar #41 to #40 - articulate ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks to Of Mice and Men I knew that when "lily" was stabbed in the stomach that she couldn't have died that fast. Books are good. They also taught me how to properly stab someone in the heart.
User avatar #44 to #41 - katha (07/28/2014) [-]
At first I thought you were referring to the band Of Mice and Men. Apparently I need to read more.

Definitely not in order to learn how to kill people... probably.
American Mary was very, uh, informative when it comes to killing/mutilating people as well.. I love literature and movies that teach you about all this really ****** up stuff that you'll probably never ever use except in your daydreams.
User avatar #45 to #44 - articulate ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, we read it in 9th grade and my English teacher said they wanted to shoot Lenny in the stomach because it causes a slow painful death.

"Probably"
User avatar #35 to #34 - eddymolly (07/28/2014) [-]
Still, the scene where she has Lesbian Sex is pretty good (until it gets weird as **** as well)
#37 to #35 - katha (07/28/2014) [-]
Yup. And then it wasn't even real and you just sit there all confused and horny.


My friends and I were watching it at a friend's birthday party, and then her mother walked in during the masturbation scene... I think we were 14 or 15 at that time, and her mother just gives us the most shocked and confused look I've ever seen and walks out quietly.
#39 to #37 - eddymolly (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, my boner was something like this.   
   
And my mum walked in on me watching True Blood after being recommended it by my OAP neighbour. That was awkward.
I know, my boner was something like this.

And my mum walked in on me watching True Blood after being recommended it by my OAP neighbour. That was awkward.
#42 to #39 - katha (07/28/2014) [-]
I don't have any relevant gifs of aroused vaginas, so this'll do for a visualization.

Ouchh.. Never watched it, but I think I've seen enough **** gifs of it to know that that must've been hella awkward. My condolences.
#46 to #42 - eddymolly (07/28/2014) [-]
It gets the point across, but everything is better in gif format. Still, its incredibly hard to find a SFW gif for hornyness.   
This ones not bad. A little comical, but not bad   
   
Indeed it was. I now watch only when alone. Which would make it worse if someone came in I suppose.
It gets the point across, but everything is better in gif format. Still, its incredibly hard to find a SFW gif for hornyness.
This ones not bad. A little comical, but not bad

Indeed it was. I now watch only when alone. Which would make it worse if someone came in I suppose.
#26 to #12 - nemecyst (07/28/2014) [-]
Laughed harder than I should have.
#19 to #12 - khion (07/28/2014) [-]
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#27 - classybot ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts.
#5 - funnynsfw (07/28/2014) [-]
wouldnt that be backwards from her point of view?
User avatar #6 to #5 - tcreel (07/28/2014) [-]
Its a mirror not a window
#7 to #6 - funnynsfw (07/28/2014) [-]
holy **** im a ******* retard
#9 to #7 - fistefist (07/28/2014) [-]
lelled
lelled
#13 to #7 - ajroach (07/28/2014) [-]
That's the hardest I've laughed in about a month. Thanks dude.
#15 to #13 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
Really?
#17 to #15 - ajroach (07/28/2014) [-]
yes. really. i don't laugh often
User avatar #28 to #7 - blackholee ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
but who was camera
#2 - angelmitskano (07/28/2014) [-]
She actually might be wearing a leotard.   
I used to to wear a longer sleeved shirt underneath my leotard for the winter instead of buying a long sleeved leotard.
She actually might be wearing a leotard.
I used to to wear a longer sleeved shirt underneath my leotard for the winter instead of buying a long sleeved leotard.
User avatar #8 to #2 - hooky (07/28/2014) [-]
It is a leotard, the pic is from Black Swan and she's a dancer
#20 to #2 - billythewizard (07/28/2014) [-]
no, that's a leotard
#24 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
She wrote whore herself without realising
User avatar #23 - luquaz (07/28/2014) [-]
This movie was ******* great. Also, seeing Portman and Mila Kunis make out was not bad as well.
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User avatar #10 - captnnorway (07/28/2014) [-]
She knows it's for her because it wasn't there when she went in, and she was alone in the bathroom.

As for the clothes. It might have something to do with her being a ballet dancer, or perhaps it's just "Fashion"
User avatar #11 to #10 - creepydudewatching ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Maybe she had sex recently and put her clothes on the wrong way somehow and that's how whoever wrote that about her knew.
#31 - chozodark ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #29 - failtolawl (07/28/2014) [-]
well the mirror makes the inner clothes come to the out clothes
User avatar #18 - thinemother (07/28/2014) [-]
If you watch the film you can understand why people get sick of her **** quite quickly
#49 - exclamation (07/28/2014) [-]
This is the real question
User avatar #48 - FightClub (07/28/2014) [-]
the realest question is...

is that natalie portman
#47 - kellzzzz (07/28/2014) [-]
the real question is...
User avatar #43 - kwanzalord (07/28/2014) [-]
well...that's a ballet fashion.
so I'm guessing this is from black swan or whatever that movie is.
User avatar #22 - ahmetbyrm (07/28/2014) [-]
why da **** would anyone call natalie portman a whore?
User avatar #21 - PubLandlord (07/28/2014) [-]
what if she just finished writing it herself about another girl, took a step back to look at her work, only to discover that she is the real whore
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