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#63 - Rascal (08/29/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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Anaconda by Nicki Minaj.
A review by Callum Mchoul.

Just the worst.
A voice that cuts through you faster than a hedge trimmer through Vaseline. Lyrics that make you want to run through the streets, clutching your ears as they bleed uncontrollably, begging for the arrival of the 4 horsemen, as surely these sounds MUST be the final seal of the apocalypse shattering into dust, and said dust being reduced to atoms, and the atoms being regrouped to form an additional seal, only for it to be shattered all over again. A song that carries a message that would coax even sir mix-a-lot himself into thinking maybe it was a bad idea to declare his love of "Big Butts" all those many years ago.
She has single handedly turned everything that could have been acceptable about music, into nought but rubble and smouldering ashes with one song, Sacrificing meaningful and touching songwriting for a bunch of jiggling arses.

This song gave me ringworm.
0/10
#35 - derpination (08/29/2014) [-]
Dicki Minaj
#23 - alexjonez (08/29/2014) [-]
All hail dickbutt
#46 to #23 - Rascal (08/29/2014) [-]
2rd
#51 to #23 - Rascal (08/29/2014) [-]
American dickbutt
#24 to #23 - rui (08/29/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just do
User avatar #69 to #24 - olias (08/29/2014) [-]
Dude, everyone was looking at me funny because this **** . Good job, ****** .
#40 to #24 - Rascal (08/29/2014) [-]
I swear to god, if joshlol screencaps this...
#58 to #40 - penileburglar (08/29/2014) [-]
'I swear to god, if he screencaps this'

Says anon, while mentioning him to ensure that he notices it.
User avatar #95 to #58 - midboe (08/29/2014) [-]
You don't get notifications when anons mention you.
User avatar #101 to #95 - Bion ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
I used to. Still do, as far as I'm aware.

Unless it's a very new feature?
User avatar #109 to #101 - midboe (08/29/2014) [-]
As far as I know it was always disabled, so anons couldn't post huge lists of peoples names and being an overall bother with it.

But I don't know then.
User avatar #110 to #109 - Bion ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Maybe I'm just remembering incorrectly. But I swear I used to get notifications from it, haha.
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User avatar #54 to #40 - takemythumb (08/29/2014) [-]
Too late..
User avatar #53 to #40 - istrollid (08/29/2014) [-]
suck a dick you tumblr faggot.
User avatar #116 to #24 - empithree (08/29/2014) [-]
he has cancer.
#85 to #24 - locudorff (08/29/2014) [-]
Technically you both did it
User avatar #57 to #24 - gogazo (08/29/2014) [-]
I laughed way too hard with this.
#3 - smileulz (08/29/2014) [-]
**smileulz rolled image** my face when I see Nicki Minaj
#15 to #3 - bleeduntildeath (08/29/2014) [-]
thanks for the new wallpaper
#84 - dross (08/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #41 - jokersaysamuseme (08/29/2014) [-]
I've seen that Nicki Minaj video. That porn has terrible music.
#28 - phukyou (08/29/2014) [-]
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#42 to #28 - Rascal (08/29/2014) [-]
this is either a extremely hot commercial, or some  oh my god  good porn, either way, I crave sauce...
this is either a extremely hot commercial, or some oh my god good porn, either way, I crave sauce...
#81 - hattheifbatman (08/29/2014) [-]
**hattheifbatman rolled image** can't wait for 2020
#71 - Rascal (08/29/2014) [-]
I'd **** her. You can't say you wouldn't **** her. Maybe that's what I'll do if I ever meet her. **** her right in the pussy.
#90 to #71 - aydpa (08/29/2014) [-]
Well said anon.
#98 - WhiteReaper (08/29/2014) [-]
<------ anyone else think of this
#5 - arreatface ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
#67 - poveglianative (08/29/2014) [-]
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#74 - megayoming (08/29/2014) [-]
Her songs hurt my ears.
User avatar #18 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/29/2014) [-]
2020? I'm pretty sure there's already been plenty of dicks in her ass already.
User avatar #49 to #18 - envinite (08/29/2014) [-]
Well she get more sex than you, which is a plus I guess..
User avatar #33 to #18 - jokexplain (08/29/2014) [-]
'lel women are whores
am I funny guise'
#38 to #33 - joemamaa (08/29/2014) [-]
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
User avatar #39 to #38 - jokexplain (08/29/2014) [-]
gnot bait i just thought his joke was unoriginal and forced.
#107 - Lolzster (08/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8 - theugandanhero (08/29/2014) [-]
My anaconda don't
User avatar #16 to #8 - grunttsd (08/29/2014) [-]
want none unless you got buns, hon!
#27 to #16 - thespartanlegend (08/29/2014) [-]
oh my god!
#72 to #27 - grunttsd (08/29/2014) [-]
That's Right
That's Right
#65 - Rascal (08/29/2014) [-]
does anyone else think nikki minaj isnt attractive?   
   
   
   
idk if its just me but there's just something strange about her face i cant quite grasp   
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does anyone else think nikki minaj isnt attractive?



idk if its just me but there's just something strange about her face i cant quite grasp
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#66 to #65 - novus (08/29/2014) [-]
People think she is? She looks uncanny valley as hell to me
#83 to #65 - goonzooz ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
to me she is.... BUT ugly!!!!
#80 - codfishjoe (08/29/2014) [-]
**codfishjoe rolled image**
#78 - chasematic (08/29/2014) [-]
Dickbutt?! We can't forget about clit lips!
User avatar #82 to #78 - hattheifbatman (08/29/2014) [-]
If i **** it, is that called a bj?
#102 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Don't act like you chumps wouldn't hit that.
Don't act like you chumps wouldn't hit that.
#93 - Rascal (08/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** when I see Nicki... ugh
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