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Every Video Game, No Exceptions

Iran awa ed actor:
Things I shout while playing any video game ever:
YOU ******* HOE
I ******* (SCREAMS)
******* BALLS
**** ME
**** YOU
I' m so DONE
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User avatar #7 - toof (11/18/2013) [-]
I usually just let out disappointed constipation sounds with a serious face.
''HHNNGGHHH aahh....!!''
very embarrassing when someone points it out.
User avatar #10 to #7 - landartheconqueror (11/18/2013) [-]
i'm kind of a mix
User avatar #72 to #7 - coldactill (11/19/2013) [-]
How can you be dissapointed when constipated, it's like the best
User avatar #30 to #7 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Better than that guy who shoved the mic up his asshole.
User avatar #9 - tarantallegra (11/18/2013) [-]
I was told I made sex noises when I played games, so I kinda stopped it...
User avatar #51 to #9 - sankhya (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #120 to #51 - tarantallegra (11/19/2013) [-]
It's not very hot accidentally giving your teammates a boner.
User avatar #68 to #9 - captchakid (11/19/2013) [-]
OOooOooOoOOoH, hawt.
#90 to #9 - greatjobjimmy (11/19/2013) [-]
Same here. It's hard not being able to play games anymore.
#74 - ohemgeezus (11/19/2013) [-]
It's kind of sad that I'm less of a rage gamer when I play Dark Souls versus assassins creed/gta5/world of warcraft, and DS is easy to make someone pissed.
#93 to #74 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
Dark Souls ins't really THAT hard, after you know the basic of the game you're ready for multiplayer, and the single player is easy after you beat it for the first time since everything that makes it hard are the traps and finding the right way to kill the bosses, super-competitive multiplayer games like Dota or Tribed Ascend is way more stressfull in my opinion.
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User avatar #108 to #93 - randomgenericname (11/19/2013) [-]
Lol dark souls pvp was great, and at the same time broken. My build was almost untouchable. Being a level 45 with all points dumped into INT, all the hardest hitting and homing crystal spells with the tree disguise spell, all they had to do was run past me and I shoot a missle that hits them for 1000+ right in the back. Plus I had my Enchanted Sickle (sickle hits through shields) so even if you're blocking if doesn't matter, Enchanted upgrade counts as magic damage and goes off of your INT, so even with them blocking I could still kill them in a few swings if I somehow ran out of spells. It was great.
User avatar #110 to #108 - randomgenericname (11/19/2013) [-]
I dubbed that build "FOREST RECON TREE" and it's in caps because you had to say it in a loud epic voice every time you say it.
User avatar #104 to #74 - danaldick (11/19/2013) [-]
Think of it this way:

DS is known for being hard, and even if you die a lot, you don't really feel like it's your fault, so you don't rage.

In AC, however, you're supposed to be this killing machine, so if some scrub sticks you with his spear, you're all like [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
User avatar #36 - jacklane ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - megamolester (11/18/2013) [-]
i shout in german, ya'll can't beat that level of rage
User avatar #28 to #24 - larfang (11/19/2013) [-]
you could be saying something good like, Ich Liebe dich, and it would still come out as if you were shouting. The german language is made for rage
User avatar #119 to #28 - megamolester (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2013) [-]
i don't understand the people like that...
User avatar #2 to #1 - kaosminett (11/18/2013) [-]
I probably cause people to become that way because of how bad I can be at video games sometimes
for example, I was over at a friends playing battlefield 4
discovered i can fly a helicopter, so i select it and immediately it flies backwards and crash it. did the same with the jet. the whole time i was laughing and saying wtf am i doing i cant even play this game, and asked people on my team what game we were playing and how to crouch
User avatar #43 to #1 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
I am like that... and my friend is like you. Thing is, he is **** at the game and I am good. Maybe I get angry when I lose because i am actually losing. but when he loses he doesn't really mind because he loses all the time. not really a gamer.

Best way I can explain it, I actually feel like I lose, and the feeling of a loss, especially when you are good/have a reputation, is frustrating
User avatar #117 to #43 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/19/2013) [-]
That is the second dumbest thing I ever read in my whole life.... it comes pretty close to first though just a hair dumber and it would have taken first.... hard to top a peta article though

You logic is stupid as **** . There is only a pawful of non-racing games(I love them but suck at racing games.) that I have that I suck at ( I got a **** load of games to) and I don't get mad when I lose. It's a ******* game. I love video games been playing since as long as I can remember I play video games damn near every time I get some free time and never once in my whole time of gaming have I ever acted that way at losing a game.

The closest I've ever come to actually being pissed off at a game is battle toads for the sega genesis hardest game I ever played... going on like 15 years of owning it and ti's the only game I have (other than games I just got) that I've never beaten. Countless times of losing that game days of my life lost trying to beat that bitch never have I acted in that way.... it's ******* retreaded to do.... that would be like me yelling at a piece of wood or trowing it at wall( like some people like to do with game stuff) when it isn't 100% the way I want it to be.

If you gonna act like a stupid ass 5 year old maybe you should stick with E rated games that you could beat with your eyes closed... or grow up and stop acting like a bitch.

You shouldn't be classified as a gamer... you are dumb ass bitch who gets mad when things don't go his way.
User avatar #118 to #117 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
what you just said is equally the dumbest thing i ever heard.

its called competitiveness, if you think everyone should be as lame as you are when it comes to gaming and "hey, its not winning, its taking part that counts guys" then youre a ******* fag, right? right.

everytime i lose i may get angry but everytime i win i get the glory of angels in my heart fluttering and thats something i can bet my life you lack. getting emotional over a game is a double edge sword, nothing to do with being a 5 year old bitch you spastic
User avatar #121 to #118 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/19/2013) [-]
there is a difference between competitiveness and being a bitchy douche who throws a fit when he loses. You and anyone that acts like you are retarded.

Its fun to win it sucks to lose not many people are ever gonna say different than that but you don't gotta act like that.... it's pathetic and acting that way doesn't make you competitive. Acting that way shows a massive lack of sports manship and that typically is a large part of competitiveness. Acting that way show you are an egotistical sack of **** that can't handle that fact that maybe you aren't as good as you think you are. Acting that way is childish and stupid.
User avatar #122 to #121 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
well ive been acting that way from when i was 7 so i dont think its a thing i can just grow out of, therefore - not childish. egotistical? when i was 7? also no.

its called the will of fire, something innate which you lack. and of course when it is revealed after a mere loss on a playstation game it may seem bitchy but if me and you had a fight i would last much longer because of it.
User avatar #123 to #122 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/19/2013) [-]
You are so full of **** ... " if me and you had a fight i would last much longer because of it." that is the dumbest thing I ever read.... just because I don't act like a ******* bitch when I lose a game means nothing about what would happen if we got in a fight.

Its extremely childish and yes egotistical. Acting the same way you acted when you where 7.... that right there just proves its you being childish.
#124 to #123 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
you think it just ends at me being angry at losing a game? it means i have rage when i lose at ANYTHING. do you not understand what im trying to tell you? im competitive as **** . I would **** your **** up even if it means dying. so just deal with it.
User avatar #125 to #124 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I understand perfectly what you are saying. You are and egotistical bitch who thinks hes hot **** but when someone is better than you you have to trow a bitch fit to some how try and prove that you are still cool.

Being a douche and being super competitive are not the same. You are being a douche not being competitive.
User avatar #126 to #125 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
i think youre mad... in my eyes there is no difference from what I said and what you call a 'douche'. However, one is a fact, the other is opinion.
User avatar #127 to #126 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/19/2013) [-]
Im not mad at all. I'm annoyed at people like yous stupidity though.

You try so hard to act tough so hard to act bad ass but in the end all you do is make your self look like a stupid childish bitch.

You are not being competitive you are being douche end of story.
User avatar #128 to #127 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
Dont get me wrong, I am aware of what youre trying to say.

I'm gonna level with you at the moment, so cool down and read.

yesterday I heard someone was talking **** about me behind my back. Being me, I wrote to them on facebook "careful what you gossip, it's bad for your karma'. It implies, dont talk **** about me, but in a nice way. However, instead of him saying i didn't gossip about you or if I did im sorry at least, he basically just replied "ill do what I want"

he is stronger than me, and bigger than me. but like the idiot I am sometimes, I just couldn't take the way he was talking to me. i essentially told him Ill beat him up if he keeps getting rude. He laughed, saying im a skinny twig compared. Whatever, its true. but because of my 'problem', I could not back down now, especially after he told me that he's not even threatened and im just a joke. I just HAVE to prove something. Its not a case of leave it, life goes on etc... I just HAVE to otherwise I wont sleep.

I went to a boxing gym today and stayed from 6:30pm till 9pm. and im planning to do that 3 times a week. All because I couldnt resist challenging someone who is obviously much stronger than me.

you see it is a weakness as much as it is a strength. and some people may consider it 'douchey'. but **** you because it can't be helped. just like being an introvert or extrovert or whatever. now I have to fight a fight i didnt want in the first place.

In my opinion however, ill only get stronger from it in any case. negative turns into a positive. and people like you who just submit to life, I know thats innate within you too and you hate the fact that there are people who love themselves, you call it being a 'douche'. but open your mind, not everyone is the same.

User avatar #129 to #128 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/20/2013) [-]
" not everyone is the same." I understand that better than most people....

everything you just says has nothing to do with yelling at video games or breaking **** just because you happen to lose. You know that saying apples and oranges that's going on right now.

Being upset at someone talking **** about you and acting like a bitch when you lose a game are not the same.

You are acting as though I just let everyone walk over me thats not true at all. I just have no reason to try and act like a bad ass when playing a ******* video game.... it's stupid as **** .
User avatar #130 to #129 - lolzordz (11/20/2013) [-]
the point of that story and how it links up to the playstation thing is that I don't want to do these things. In my head, I am smarter. I know for a fact I shouldn't get into worthless fights and break expensive wireless controllers. You need to open your mind and understand better why people act a certain way instead of calling them a bitch, that only makes you the douche here.
User avatar #131 to #130 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/20/2013) [-]
acting that way the saying it's only because you are competitive makes you a douchy bitch. You could have said the stuff you said now and I wouldn't have said that stuff.

what I got from your post was you are competitive and the only way to be that way is to act that way and every one else is just a push over.
User avatar #143 to #131 - lolzordz (11/21/2013) [-]
You wouldnt call me a childish douche if you met me in real life. I know that for a fact.. that's why im not fazed by your insults. so please, youre just embarrassing yourself by seeming really distressed, fact is im only stating the truth. i have proved you wrong in so many ways. You cant prove me wrong though, all you can do is call me names.

Plus, to clarify, when I rage. its not a screaming tantrum. Its built up tension which is suddenly let loose on, say, a door. Just one punch does it and then im fine, so I dont know what youre on about with these words like 'pathetic' and 'childish'
User avatar #144 to #143 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/21/2013) [-]
You've proved nothing at all except that fact you are childish. That is all you have done. With every post you prove more and more that you have the mind set of child who gets upset when he can't get his way. Yes if I did know you in real life and i seen you act in that way I would call you a pathetic childish bitch because that what you are.
User avatar #145 to #144 - lolzordz (11/21/2013) [-]
haha you would be too scared. youre all words and no action. I could just tell
User avatar #146 to #145 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/21/2013) [-]
, no I wouldn't be too scared, I've never once in my life have I been scared to speak my mind. If you or anyone for that matter was acting in that way over a video game I would tell them they where acting like a childish bitch because well that's the way you would be acting and thats the way some like you should be treated.

Also say "youre all words and no action" well that was dumb as **** to say because saying you are childish bitch is words.... so yeah way to be an idiot.
User avatar #147 to #146 - lolzordz (11/21/2013) [-]
Then I wish you all the success in life. Words are not the way forward and I will explain why. If you are with me and were playing a game, I get angry and punch a door. Calling me a childish bitch would only make things worse, I would probably punch you in the face. That would not be clever on your behalf regardless of my own behalf.
You need to learn how people work and be wise to treat them accordingly.

My reaction is 'childish'. Yes...childish... If someone tells me im weak, i cannot do this, my reaction is "yes I can, you ******* dickhead, watch me." Anger for feeling like less of a man when told such things brings me that result. It is irrefutable wisdom.

Your "mature" reaction to someone beating you (which by the looks of your replies is not very apparent) and saying theyre better than you should be, 'think what you want', im not gonna go out my way to prove anything because im 'mature'.

Who in this case is the winner? The childish or the mature?

Which brings me back to my original point. The fact is, my view on the way I am can get me the princess from the castle, your view is simply an opinion, merely words. So much for being mature...
User avatar #148 to #147 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/21/2013) [-]
If you punched me in the face than I'd punch you back. No just gonna let some hit and not do anything about it.

You don't have to be a massive douche to prove someone wrong. Like I way early I also don't being told I can't do things I'd also wanna prove them wrong but unlike your childish ass I wouldn't have to get all angry and be douche about it.

The fact is you act like a little kid and you make excuses to make it seem okay.
User avatar #132 to #131 - lolzordz (11/20/2013) [-]
I am still the same person i was before, just explained it nicer and changed your point of view of me which goes to show what you make of me is merely an opinion

but right now, im going to spell it out for you in the simplest way

I dont like other people thinking they are better than me.
It makes me angry.
it makes me more determined to better myself.
Just so that I can be better than them.

Yes it may seem childish to someone who doesnt care for those things but then again, what you care for may seem childish to me.

User avatar #133 to #132 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/20/2013) [-]
No you didn't change anything. All you did was stopped trying to act like some hard core bad ass. I still think the same I still think if you do stuff like that you are acting like a childish retard. You are freaking out and possible breaking **** becasue something didnn't go your way just like a child wold.
User avatar #134 to #133 - lolzordz (11/20/2013) [-]
ive come to the conclusion that you have no clue what youre talking about.

I may get angry when i lose but that is because i am the energy which fills the empty spaces that is you. I am the yang, you are the yin.
I am the fire, you are the water. i am the man, you are the woman. I will lead, you will follow.

calling me a childish retard ony proves that you are the childish retard. Have a good one mate
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User avatar #135 to #134 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/20/2013) [-]
I know exactly what I"m talking about.

Being a stupid angry bitch and saying you are better than everyone because we are mature enough to not get pissed off and break **** when we lose . Reality check bitch tits you are no better than any one you will never be better than anyone, you maybe better and a few things than some people but they will always be better than you at something.. You are not my yang, you are not fire compared to me, you are not a man, a man has the ability to not be a bitch like you. Will lead no one because no one will want to fallow a self centered **** wade like you. You are nothing more than a dumb bitch who thinks because you can get angry at a video game that you are some hot **** .

You are a sad pathetic man who can't tell the difference between being a real man and acting like a child. You are childish.
User avatar #140 to #135 - lolzordz (11/21/2013) [-]
yeah but for the millionth time, it isnt a problem you fix like lazyness. and it is time to stop getting angry bro, youre making me look lame in comparison!
Just relax and understand that everyone is different. Believe it or not, throwing controllers isnt the main event in my life. I do loads of things that I become good in and guess what? it is all from this 'problem' that I have. so suck my balls. When have you ever had that passion to complete a challenge someone said you can't do? I bet when you did try, you gave up after the third time, you thought **** it, move on, no dirt off my shoulder. Not me, why? because of my 'problem' so yeah, suck my balls.
User avatar #141 to #140 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/21/2013) [-]
It is a problem you can fix. Being a douchy childish bitch is fixable just like lazzness.

". When have you ever had that passion to complete a challenge someone said you can't do? "

I do that all the time. I don't like being told that I can't do things but that dosen't mean you have to be a cunt.

The way you act everything you said before has nothing to do with what you just said. Acting like a child doesn't have anything to do with accepting a challenge or competitiveness. Acting the way you act is childish. Your "problem" is what makes you apprer as a massive dick face it isn't not what makes a person competitive.

and I have plenty of balls to suck that don't belong to childish is dick wads.
User avatar #138 to #135 - lolzordz (11/20/2013) [-]
im actually not stupid though. Ive explained to you how it works and so far you dont seem to understand, so far you have been the angry and stupid one here
User avatar #139 to #138 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/20/2013) [-]
You are though your stupid as **** .

You claim you have a problem. Then you say you try to better yourself but all you are doing is feeding the problem you say you have by giving into you anger issues. That's not bettering yourself that's making a problem worse.
User avatar #136 to #135 - lolzordz (11/20/2013) [-]
well look who is getting angry now eh? bitch tits lol
User avatar #137 to #136 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/20/2013) [-]
well its hard not getting upset when dealing with people as stupid as you....

at lest i"m not getting pissy at inanimate objects and breaking **** because things aren't going myway.
#48 to #43 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
Wait, are you saying that he isn't a gamer because he doesn't get mad when he loses? If so, that's messed up and not true. Someone can be terrible at games, not get mad when they lose, and still be a gamer.

If you're simply stating that he's not a gamer, then ignore this and carry on.
User avatar #49 to #48 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
by gamer standards no he isnt a gamer.. but thats not my point. My point is because he loses so often that he doesnt get angry. I bet if he won 90% of his games he wouldnt be so calm with a loss
#60 to #49 - Jwako (11/19/2013) [-]
I really disagree with you here though. I played tf2 inb4 ''thats not really competive omg casual'' competively for a long time and i never got mad for losses. Same goes for LoL, aoe2, civ, bf3 and bunch of fighting games even though i play all of those completely casually. It really just depends on a persons mindset and personality. My friend who sucks at games frequently always gets mad and blames the game, but thats just how he is.
#101 to #1 - dontread (11/19/2013) [-]
It's when you feel like everything in the universe is doing everything in it's power to make you suck a dick at the game.

-Advantage *numbers, tactics, etc*
Some people just react that way.
#4 to #1 - Jwako (11/18/2013) [-]
I have a friend who blames the game for everything. It mostly happens to people who can't accept the fact that its their own fault. Total dum bums.
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User avatar #6 - ninjagaiden ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Things I say while playing almost all online games:

- Well my mother's dead so good for you.
- No, I'm not mad at all.
- That just doesn't make sense you illiterate 12y/o
- What the actual **** did you just type?
- Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?
- Why would I ever want to lick your balls?
- Fill or feed.
#76 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
I say these, and incessantly call people ******* . I blame fourchins.
#77 to #76 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #57 - zekeon (11/19/2013) [-]
"Oh look a present, Stop, STOP, STOP, STOP STOP ST-....

User avatar #3 - LightSketch (11/18/2013) [-]
Pictured it and legit laughed my ass off.
#113 - thatrussianhoe (11/19/2013) [-]
my friends were skyping we started a document on this kid that rages hard.
#106 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
"God ******** damnit"
"That was ******** . Everyone and their mother knows that was ******* ******** ."
" **** "
"oh **** oh **** oh **** oh GOD ******* DAMMIT"
User avatar #98 - RoyalNightmare (11/19/2013) [-]
My most common is the "Silent, yet furious exhale".
User avatar #97 - lagingerninja (11/19/2013) [-]
my personal favourite, BOLLOCKS!
#80 - sirbutterballs (11/19/2013) [-]
I like making them elaborate.
For example after some asshole in a chopper is base raping in BF for way too long.
Playing any sonic game ever
Playing any fighter game with someone who dodges a lot
#44 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
I play tekken, and when I beat people I send them a little pun like "that was aPAULing.." or "you should tend to those BRUCES"

their fw
User avatar #29 - dxninjaxo (11/19/2013) [-]
******* **** **** ! **** ! WHAT THE **** ! HOW IS THAT EVEN WHAT THE **** ! MY MOTHER ******* **** HOW DID THAT ******* HAPPEN?
User avatar #16 - maxismahname (11/18/2013) [-]
When I get killed a lot in GTA Online
" **** YOU!!!"
"YOU ******* MOTHER **** "
"Ok I'm calm. *constipation*"
"BITCH ASS **** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #18 to #16 - lippai (11/18/2013) [-]
It pisses me off on GTA Online when you get those assholes trying to be hardcore sons of bitches and continuously spawn rape you.
User avatar #19 to #18 - maxismahname (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 to #16 - itsmewaffle (11/19/2013) [-]
GTA Online has to be the most rage inducing game of the year.
#105 - rmoran (11/19/2013) [-]
much anger
such frustration
many curse
#37 - volcanicxlegend (11/19/2013) [-]
**** i say to people who say **** to me

- which mom? (i have 2 moms)
-thats not very nice mister (in a little kids voice)
-have fun with that
-so....how do you feel about that?
-do you really?
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