Eucalyptus y you do this to me. . I' M HERETO. ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
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#15 - dupleb (11/21/2013) [-]
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
User avatar #51 to #15 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (11/21/2013) [-]
I reckon the camera lens mass effect the light on the eyes...
User avatar #30 to #15 - sphincterface ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS
#46 to #15 - anon (11/21/2013) [-]
le hawke face
User avatar #48 to #46 - revengeforfreeze (11/21/2013) [-]
loool. just what i thought

hawke
#16 - ahoi (11/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #55 to #16 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (11/21/2013) [-]
STOP IT YOU ******* ****
User avatar #42 - stagger (11/21/2013) [-]
I miss that thieving marsupial guy.
grandtheftkoala, why has thou forsaken us?
User avatar #52 to #42 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (11/21/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #56 to #52 - stagger (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh **** .
#28 - cthumoo (11/21/2013) [-]
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#50 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the time when I was like, 5 years old, and we had a ******* Koala in our garage. My sister went down there to get some laundry, and saw it on a windowsill down there, and ******* **** herself and ran out. We then went down there and it honest to god started chasing someone. Don't remember who, but I remember it ******* running at someone. So we called animal control and they came and got it. I think we named it Courageous.

Hell of a day in a land down under.
#53 to #50 - jigsawfoo (11/21/2013) [-]
This is totally off topic but....
One thing i cant understand why the f**k does your country not sell fosters in it's own country i could only find it near central (Sydey) train station in a bar/off licence.

You can get Guinness everywhere in Ireland lol
User avatar #54 to #53 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2013) [-]
The **** are you talking about?
#57 to #54 - jigsawfoo (11/22/2013) [-]
Are you not Australian??
#49 - ninjapiratewalrus (11/21/2013) [-]
Koalas are scary creatures
User avatar #47 - hazelbytes (11/21/2013) [-]
That looks a lot like a drop bear... which is full of cute nope nopes.
User avatar #44 - baconcolamaster (11/21/2013) [-]
Okay, I'm guessing a bunch of you aren't Australian, so I'll explain why this is one of the worst things you can ever see.

Koalas spend all day in eucalyptus trees, right? Just hanging out, chomping down the leaves. We all know that, and so far it's right. What you don't realise is they're now covered in eucalypt oil, and full of the stuff fermenting in the stomach, so we've got oil AND gas going on inside this thing.

Now, Australia is prone is spontaneous combustion, dry lightning, or the sun being hot enough to set stuff on fire. Our koala is actually a oil covered ball of doom. It catches light, and then promptly ***** itself - they aren't sloth's, they can run pretty fast, especially through trees.

So our fireball is running around the bush, setting everything on fire. "AAAAAH! AAAAAH!". Now, multiple koalas are on fire, making it even worse. Not only do we now have fireballs actively running around the non-fire areas, quickly converting them like it's age of empires, the trees they're setting on fire are eucalypt's themselves, and full of oil. These things explode if you get them hot enough, sending fire everywhere. BOOM, hill full of tress just exploded.

Now, half your country is on fire, because of those little furballs of evil. STOP TICKLING THE THING AND MURDER IT, IT WANTS YOU DEAD.

Also, is tasty.
User avatar #45 to #44 - baconcolamaster (11/21/2013) [-]
been waiting to use this for a long, long time.
User avatar #18 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
dude seriously, those things will **** you up...but nothing is like a DROP BEAR
User avatar #19 to #18 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
shut it, some koala's have to get close to their target.
User avatar #20 to #19 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
nope. they just wait under a tree until your tasty face comes walking by
User avatar #21 to #20 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
Those are ambush koalas. They're pretty much grunts. Join the Kool Klan of Koalas to find out more.
User avatar #22 to #21 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
and they smoke meth and then you get DROP BEARS
User avatar #23 to #22 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
The hell is a drop bear.
User avatar #24 to #23 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
Koala bear on ******* meth dude
User avatar #25 to #24 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh **** no. Koalas be going ape **** . Damn Australia be killing everybody.
User avatar #26 to #25 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
its true man...its ******* horrifying
User avatar #27 to #26 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
Maybe we should eradicate drop bears.
User avatar #29 to #27 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
you kidding? trying to hurt those things are worse than nokias!! there are what will save us...or kill us all...from zombies
User avatar #31 to #29 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
Then we need to capture them, breed them, then save them for a when zombie apoc. happens. And make lots of meth.
User avatar #32 to #31 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
i completely agree...not only that but ive already made a breeding chart to make Mabaris from Dragon Age
User avatar #33 to #32 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
Good, you seem to have your **** together already.
User avatar #34 to #33 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
yep. i already have my second floor condo set up..and an elaborate loot plan.. TOILET PAPER
User avatar #35 to #34 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
All we have to do then is tear out the stairs.
And it better be ultra plush.
User avatar #36 to #35 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
hell yeah. my roomate has the key to BJ's
User avatar #39 to #36 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
Ohhhhh, i got you. Wholesale store.
User avatar #37 to #36 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
Wait...what.
User avatar #38 to #37 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
she has they to open up the store...we can take EVERYTHING
User avatar #40 to #38 - snipingkoala (11/21/2013) [-]
We also got to jack a semi. And we need a gun store.
User avatar #41 to #40 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [-]
i got a Dicks near me with crossbows...and an eastern sprots equipment store. they have freeze dried food, ice picks, and climbing equipment
#9 - junkiesrevenge (11/21/2013) [-]
Koalas are the most terrifying animal to come face to face with in Australia....yeah spiders and snakes are venomous as **** , red kangaroos can disembowel you right easy and cassowaries, well the same deal, but koalas are terrifying for a different reason. They are the junkies of the animal world, completely stoned on eucalyptus the entirety of their lives, they are unpredictable just like a human junkie. Most of the time they are all quiet, smell bad and nodding off in a drug haze, but every now and then one will completely lose it's **** and try to tear you face of and eat it, and you have no idea when or why this will happen.... ******* koalas man
#14 - saboteurvenom (11/21/2013) [-]
if you gon act like a bitch...
if you gon act like a bitch...
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (11/21/2013) [-]
I wanna dress a koala up as an Ewok and take it trick-or-treating and see how long it takes for people to notice it's not a human.
#10 - tooenlightenedforu (11/21/2013) [-]
i would try to pet it if it would try to break my neck, rob my house and bury my body in my own back yard after stealing copies of my fingerprints, records of my personal info and numbers to my bank account
User avatar #5 - hamsterfriendly (11/21/2013) [-]
Well damn, now there are no more non-life threatening animals in Australia...
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (11/20/2013) [-]
You better not **** with koalas Crazy Koala Fight
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