Eucalyptus y you do this to me. . I' M HERETO. ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL



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#15 - dupleb (11/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#1 - dashgamer (11/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#16 - ahoi (11/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #42 - stagger (11/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I miss that thieving marsupial guy.
grandtheftkoala, why has thou forsaken us?
#28 - cthumoo (11/21/2013) [-]
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#50 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This reminds me of the time when I was like, 5 years old, and we had a ******* Koala in our garage. My sister went down there to get some laundry, and saw it on a windowsill down there, and ******* **** herself and ran out. We then went down there and it honest to god started chasing someone. Don't remember who, but I remember it ******* running at someone. So we called animal control and they came and got it. I think we named it Courageous.

Hell of a day in a land down under.
#49 - ninjapiratewalrus (11/21/2013) [-]
Koalas are scary creatures
User avatar #47 - hazelbytes (11/21/2013) [-]
That looks a lot like a drop bear... which is full of cute nope nopes.
User avatar #44 - baconcolamaster (11/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Okay, I'm guessing a bunch of you aren't Australian, so I'll explain why this is one of the worst things you can ever see.

Koalas spend all day in eucalyptus trees, right? Just hanging out, chomping down the leaves. We all know that, and so far it's right. What you don't realise is they're now covered in eucalypt oil, and full of the stuff fermenting in the stomach, so we've got oil AND gas going on inside this thing.

Now, Australia is prone is spontaneous combustion, dry lightning, or the sun being hot enough to set stuff on fire. Our koala is actually a oil covered ball of doom. It catches light, and then promptly ***** itself - they aren't sloth's, they can run pretty fast, especially through trees.

So our fireball is running around the bush, setting everything on fire. "AAAAAH! AAAAAH!". Now, multiple koalas are on fire, making it even worse. Not only do we now have fireballs actively running around the non-fire areas, quickly converting them like it's age of empires, the trees they're setting on fire are eucalypt's themselves, and full of oil. These things explode if you get them hot enough, sending fire everywhere. BOOM, hill full of tress just exploded.

Now, half your country is on fire, because of those little furballs of evil. STOP TICKLING THE THING AND MURDER IT, IT WANTS YOU DEAD.

Also, is tasty.
User avatar #18 - girloninternet (11/21/2013) [+] (21 replies)
dude seriously, those things will **** you up...but nothing is like a DROP BEAR
#14 - saboteurvenom (11/21/2013) [-]
if you gon act like a bitch...
if you gon act like a bitch...
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (11/21/2013) [-]
I wanna dress a koala up as an Ewok and take it trick-or-treating and see how long it takes for people to notice it's not a human.
#10 - tooenlightenedforu (11/21/2013) [-]
i would try to pet it if it would try to break my neck, rob my house and bury my body in my own back yard after stealing copies of my fingerprints, records of my personal info and numbers to my bank account
#9 - junkiesrevenge (11/21/2013) [-]
Koalas are the most terrifying animal to come face to face with in Australia....yeah spiders and snakes are venomous as **** , red kangaroos can disembowel you right easy and cassowaries, well the same deal, but koalas are terrifying for a different reason. They are the junkies of the animal world, completely stoned on eucalyptus the entirety of their lives, they are unpredictable just like a human junkie. Most of the time they are all quiet, smell bad and nodding off in a drug haze, but every now and then one will completely lose it's **** and try to tear you face of and eat it, and you have no idea when or why this will happen.... ******* koalas man
User avatar #5 - hamsterfriendly (11/21/2013) [-]
Well damn, now there are no more non-life threatening animals in Australia...
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (11/20/2013) [-]
You better not **** with koalas Crazy Koala Fight
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