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#21 - cleomech (06/11/2015) [-]
mfw this whole comp
#79 to #21 - bemmo ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Lol, was about to post that video because it seems like this guy gets around in the business stock photo business.
#3 - mikethemerciless (06/10/2015) [-]
I swear to god I am going to do these in ******** interviews for jobs I don't want.
User avatar #8 to #3 - pkman (06/10/2015) [-]
You interview for jobs you don't want? That's confusing
#9 to #8 - mikethemerciless (06/10/2015) [-]
Recently I got an interview from an application I put in... 6 months ago, and I'm currently employed by my University in the chemistry labs.
I went to the interview and used it to brush up in case I need to get a new job.
User avatar #11 to #9 - pkman (06/10/2015) [-]
ahh ok. Thanks for the clarification.
#30 to #9 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
Dude that's actually really smart. Doing interviews for the hell of it to brush up on skills? You're a smart dude.
#77 to #30 - rickyleipzig ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
I constantly interview, it's good to see how the marketplace changes. Linkedin is a good way to stay on track. I always get the job I went to the interview for just for 'banter'
User avatar #60 to #8 - dawggz (06/11/2015) [-]
Sometimes, people need money more than they need to be happy, so they take **** jobs just because they pay.
#14 - illwearthetie (06/11/2015) [-]
meanwhile ill be doing
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User avatar #89 to #14 - blandbland (06/11/2015) [-]
I'm going to be doing your mom a favor by making you a sandwich
#85 to #47 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
Spit in her face, slap her, lift up her skirt, uguguguguG!!
#12 - harshy (06/11/2015) [-]
#1 - denniswilles (06/10/2015) [-]
>Jobsy
#97 to #1 - garyhasmorebadges (06/11/2015) [-]
This is getting ridiculous.
User avatar #110 to #109 - garyhasmorebadges (06/11/2015) [-]
You glorious man.
#2 - didimighty (06/10/2015) [-]
**didimighty used "*roll picture*"**
**didimighty rolled image** how my last job interview went
User avatar #46 to #2 - daniboyi (06/11/2015) [-]
either you bored them, or you nailed it in a radical way.
#48 to #46 - didimighty (06/11/2015) [-]
**didimighty used "*roll picture*"**
**didimighty rolled image** totally nailed it
User avatar #27 - bluefootbird (06/11/2015) [-]
1. attractive
2. be confident
3. BE the child of someone with a business.

And if all else fails, you could always become an exotic dancer/prostitute
#10 - Hidnight (06/10/2015) [-]
How are you?
-Goal Oriented nailed it*
What was that?
-......
#18 - donekilledyou (06/11/2015) [-]
Number 4 isn't half bad
User avatar #99 to #18 - jwash (06/11/2015) [-]
RETAINERRR!!
#22 - kurbeh (06/11/2015) [-]
Thought it was actual good advice up to number 4.
User avatar #41 to #22 - advice (06/11/2015) [-]
that cat looks so pissed
User avatar #71 to #41 - mutzaki ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
That's because its owner is in the middle of demonstrating the world's largest functioning whoopee cushion.
#52 - thevaulthunter (06/11/2015) [-]
Train your eyes to work independently.
Train your eyes to work independently.
#66 to #52 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
.
#73 to #66 - funnyhat (06/11/2015) [-]
what if there are 3 interviewers?
User avatar #82 to #73 - derpoman (06/11/2015) [-]
Release your third eye or minds eye
and check em out all sneaky like
#78 to #73 - xxmemosxx (06/11/2015) [-]
Use your one eyed trouser snake for the third
#25 - chevelleguy (06/11/2015) [-]
Jobsy Someone will get it
User avatar #43 to #25 - fuckscreennames (06/11/2015) [-]
i got it
#16 - madcoww (06/11/2015) [-]
Pro Tip, always ask &quot;What kind of person are you seeking for this position?&quot;   
   
Often times, interviewers are required by law to ask the same question to each interviewee. If you ask this question, if gives them liberty to speak freely and allows you to speak on those qualities without them breaking any equal opportunity regulations.
Pro Tip, always ask "What kind of person are you seeking for this position?"

Often times, interviewers are required by law to ask the same question to each interviewee. If you ask this question, if gives them liberty to speak freely and allows you to speak on those qualities without them breaking any equal opportunity regulations.
#29 to #16 - biater (06/11/2015) [-]
Show me this law 10 to 1 says you can't
User avatar #36 to #29 - misfitxcreepx (06/11/2015) [-]
I don't know if it's a law, but I know that where I work this is true. There was an opening for a production tech and one of the interviewers didn't know about this rule. During one interview he asked a follow-up question that he thought of. Long story short, all the interviews they already did for the job had to be discarded and the applications resubmitted.
#63 to #36 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
what country is that company in?

sounds like some ass backwards corporate environment in the U.S.
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User avatar #70 to #63 - misfitxcreepx (06/11/2015) [-]
That's exactly what it is. They have to make sure that everyone's interview is the same so that everyone gets the same opportunity for the job. If I get asked this question that someone else didn't get asked, it might either give me more favor if I answer it well, or less favor if I don't.

It makes sense, and I can see why it's implemented, but I think it's pretty stupid nonetheless. And I'm sure most people agree.

I work for the county, so I figured it was because it's a large organization and large organizations tend to have stupid rules like this that only the higher-ups could change. I didn't know it was a law
#76 to #29 - madcoww (06/11/2015) [-]
Remember, a lot of laws in the US are vague, so companies tend to overcompensate in order to make absolutely sure no one can take them to court. The law in reference is Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which is the federal law that outlaws most workplace harassment and discrimination. By asking the same questions of all applicants, a company can avoid a claim that any one particular individual was singled out because of a protected characteristic, although this is not specifically called out in the law.
Remember, a lot of laws in the US are vague, so companies tend to overcompensate in order to make absolutely sure no one can take them to court. The law in reference is Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which is the federal law that outlaws most workplace harassment and discrimination. By asking the same questions of all applicants, a company can avoid a claim that any one particular individual was singled out because of a protected characteristic, although this is not specifically called out in the law.
#95 to #76 - biater (06/11/2015) [-]
"We don't do it because we're trying to make it harder to sue us" does not mean it's a law
#114 to #95 - madcoww (06/11/2015) [-]
If laws were clearly defined, &quot;We don't do it because doing so would make lead to us getting sued&quot; does mean it is a law.   
   
Therefore, since laws are not clearly defined, &quot;We don't do it because we're trying to make it harder to sue us&quot; does mean that laws are being taken into consideration.   
   
I agree that it doesn't necessarily make it law, but someone acting differently out of fear of getting in trouble with the law does suggest that law is in action. I feel the true issue here is how vague the law is rather than whether or not the law exists.
If laws were clearly defined, "We don't do it because doing so would make lead to us getting sued" does mean it is a law.

Therefore, since laws are not clearly defined, "We don't do it because we're trying to make it harder to sue us" does mean that laws are being taken into consideration.

I agree that it doesn't necessarily make it law, but someone acting differently out of fear of getting in trouble with the law does suggest that law is in action. I feel the true issue here is how vague the law is rather than whether or not the law exists.
#115 to #114 - biater (06/12/2015) [-]
The law says no discrimination in employment against race, sex, age over 40(45?), other things, where it's not a bona fide occupational requirement that cannot be accommodated without undue hardship. It's quite a stretch to take that to mean that it is illegal to ask different candidates different questions.
User avatar #90 to #29 - zacoren (06/11/2015) [-]
Can confirm as a manager, in training they say you cant say anything at all that implies you'd like someone else for the position, but only based on protected statuses. age, race, gender, and weather or not they are disabled if you don't like someone for a position because they don't have the skill set or they aren't smart enough, then that's something else entirely.
#94 to #90 - biater (06/11/2015) [-]
You may have been told it, and it may be a rule, but that doesn't make it a law
User avatar #96 to #94 - zacoren (06/11/2015) [-]
Its a rule because those statuses are protected by law, otherwise we wouldn't give a **** .
#6 - krynax (06/10/2015) [-]
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#15 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
Best hint you can do is not feed into the corporate infrastructure and face stab the people who are giving you your life one month at a time
#44 - myjunk (06/11/2015) [-]
Nailed it!
Nailed it!
#7 - scarcrow (06/10/2015) [-]
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**scarcrow rolled image** how my job interviews usually go
#92 - biomedic (06/11/2015) [-]
EHHHHNTHUSIASTIC Morty. You've gotta be enthusiastic.
#80 - kristovsky (06/11/2015) [-]
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