Escort Missions. They're especialy vicious because you choose to do them knowing full well that the animals move slower than you, have bad pathing and if you ge
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Escort Missions

Escort Missions. They're especialy vicious because you choose to do them knowing full well that the animals move slower than you, have bad pathing and if you ge

They're especialy vicious because you choose to do them knowing full well that the animals move slower than you, have bad pathing and if you get to far away they lose interest.

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User avatar #4 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
The animals are either geniuses or idiots.

It takes 5 minutes to lead a cow into a gate, but the moment the cow is in the fence, he'll take half a second to get out when you open the gate again.
User avatar #5 to #4 - danster (07/13/2014) [-]
Their AI doesn't know how to walk through gates. That's only an issue in overcrowded farms. Best thing you can do is add a second gate before the main one.
User avatar #45 to #4 - Visual (07/14/2014) [-]
They now added leads so you can leash the cows and take them wherever.
User avatar #19 to #4 - navadae (07/14/2014) [-]
put the gate, make 2 blocks out, and surround the 2 blocks by water (or the whole fence area).. put a pressure plate on 1 side of the gate (outside) but not one inside.. the cows cant escape that way unless you waaaaay overcrowd (it can also help protect you're meatbags if its well-lit)
User avatar #28 to #19 - rokkarokkaali (07/14/2014) [-]
Or you can put carpets over fences. You can jump over them, their pathfinding can't. Or instead of fence gates, put full blocks on corner blocks with ladders on the sides. And I think having a 6 foot hole with a carpet above a sign covering the whole allows you to walk over it while mobs still thinking it's a drop that'll damage them and thus not walk over it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - zaywoot ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
did my big tittied mommy make you're into your ?
User avatar #21 to #20 - zaywoot ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
he did... that clever intense bodylove
User avatar #57 to #21 - YourName (07/14/2014) [-]
it never ends
#17 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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#40 to #17 - John Cena (07/14/2014) [-]
this gif is an overrated peice of digestive end product, so is the joke, you ignorant curs
#24 to #17 - thismustbeseen (07/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 - thempc ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
thank god for leads, the herding with crops was so intense bodyloveing buggy. i also love how with a stack of wheat you can start a hardcore sweaty cow orgy
#42 to #35 - ohpee (07/14/2014) [-]
>hardcore sweaty cow orgy
User avatar #38 - chuckbillrow (07/14/2014) [-]
why lead chickens? grab some eggs and use them to start the farm
User avatar #41 to #38 - thunderkrux (07/14/2014) [-]
Except getting eggs is slower and less efficient.
#46 - undeadwill (07/14/2014) [-]
I build the world's most powerful tnt cannon, it fires over 1200 per shot.

MFW I fired it.
#50 to #46 - yisumad (07/14/2014) [-]
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#55 to #50 - undeadwill (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh btw it goes on and on

(isn't even the real end)
User avatar #18 - navadae (07/14/2014) [-]
or you just make a leash and make it worlds easier on you'reself
#26 to #18 - viralkamina (07/14/2014) [-]
GOD i spend half an hour 3 days ago bringing those idiots to my house and NOW you tell me there is a leash??
User avatar #30 to #26 - navadae (07/14/2014) [-]

its a wonderful addition to minecraft
#34 to #30 - viralkamina (07/14/2014) [-]
oh i guess it is, if only i had known earlyer...
#27 to #18 - xcoreyx (07/14/2014) [-]
Wait you can put leashes on animals other than horses?
User avatar #36 to #27 - darthlegolas ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
works on any non-hostile mob other than zombie-pigmen. You can also do villagers but you need a friend to right click one (to open the trading window) and then you put leash on it.
#32 to #27 - aerosol (07/14/2014) [-]
THERE ARE HORSES NOW!!?!? I need to start playing minecraft again.
User avatar #39 to #32 - chuckbillrow (07/14/2014) [-]
minecraft is basically a mod now, there are now water temples guarded by fish that shoot lasers
User avatar #29 to #27 - navadae (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah... works on cows too, havent tried chickens though but probably works
User avatar #37 to #18 - darthlegolas ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
slimes aren't the easiest thing to come by sometimes.
#6 - LessThanThreesOme (07/13/2014) [-]
Does anyone own a local minecraft server or a technic server that I can join and play? In return you can get you're very own black friend.
#7 to #6 - abcdxyz (07/13/2014) [-]
Phanact has his Phancraft server that a number of fj users use if your interested
User avatar #31 to #7 - xjiicx (07/14/2014) [-]
What's his server?
User avatar #51 to #33 - aboringfly (07/14/2014) [-]
What version of Minecraft is it?
#56 to #51 - abcdxyz (07/14/2014) [-]
I think 1.7.10
User avatar #8 to #7 - faggotishshit ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Do you have to buy minecraft to play on it

Or can you play with a cracked version?
User avatar #44 to #8 - deathchain ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
You can play with a cracked client if the server you play on has authenticity checking or whatever it is disabled. Nobody ever disables it though.
#10 to #8 - abcdxyz (07/14/2014) [-]
I think you have to buy it
User avatar #11 to #10 - faggotishshit ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
*sounds of crickets comming from wallet*
User avatar #12 to #11 - LessThanThreesOme (07/14/2014) [-]
I have an extra account if you would like to use it, and we can join that anon's server.
User avatar #13 to #12 - faggotishshit ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Y-you'd do that for me?
User avatar #54 to #14 - thisnameismine (07/14/2014) [-]
Let me take a moment out of my day to say you are one cool dude. Just because.
#58 to #54 - LessThanThreesOme (07/16/2014) [-]
Its a canadian thing.
#9 to #6 - John Cena (07/13/2014) [-]
I built my own MC vanilla server if your interested
Small 20 player server that's kinda dead now
Located in CA if internet speed/ping time is an issue for you
#16 to #9 - LessThanThreesOme (07/14/2014) [-]
Sweet, ill join you in a bit.
#25 - Orc (07/14/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** My admin sheep doesn't give me enough wool.
**Orc rolled image** My admin sheep doesn't give me enough wool.
User avatar #23 - kbxcn (07/14/2014) [-]
Not collecting eggs and throwing them everywhere.
Wow your bad.
#53 to #23 - bestmofoevr (07/14/2014) [-]
intense bodylove waiting for two chickens to lay enough eggs to get 2 more chickens
#49 - John Cena (07/14/2014) [-]
Not for chickens in particular although, because you can always just find a sufficient supply of eggs and hatch them till you get two so you can breed them out...
#52 to #49 - bestmofoevr (07/14/2014) [-]
I had no animals that were easy to get to and had to lead them to my already established base with wheat/seeds because there was 3 biomes between me and the nearest swamp (slime to make leads)
User avatar #43 - Izen (07/14/2014) [-]
use a fishing rod you filthy casual
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#2 - phoenix grinder (07/13/2014) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolled image** mfw
#3 to #2 - bestmofoevr (07/13/2014) [-]
man pixar is gonna ****
#1 - boothead (07/13/2014) [-]
**boothead rolled user zetsumeitaka ** Puts Hamsters in his rectum to satisfy his black albino midget gender fluid love partner.
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