Episode VIII Spoilers
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anon (01/11/2016) [-]
100% gonna happen in ep8
kylo ben is gonna see the ghost vader and see how pussy he has become so hes gonna be all "ahh i cant believe vader got brainwashed im gonna show the world how he really was and how great the dank side of the force is"
EP 9 kylo bin has turned a sun into a bigger star killer base and reyfinnapoe is going to go to a surface of some planet and disable the shields on that thing so they can blow it up with the help of some bearmen.
kylo ben is gonna see the ghost vader and see how pussy he has become so hes gonna be all "ahh i cant believe vader got brainwashed im gonna show the world how he really was and how great the dank side of the force is"
EP 9 kylo bin has turned a sun into a bigger star killer base and reyfinnapoe is going to go to a surface of some planet and disable the shields on that thing so they can blow it up with the help of some bearmen.
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captinchikin (01/12/2016) [-] That first line I expect to happen in 8. If that second line happens, I'm gonna be a little upset...I personally didn't mind the ANH similarities in TFA, they weren't that important to the character-based story, but if they do the same thing for the next two that would be pretty upsetting. Luckily, Lawrence Kasdan has stated that Rian Johnson's script for 8 is "weird". I don't know what that means specifically, but ESB isn't really "weird", so that's good.
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holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-] According to Boyega it's also much, much darker.
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huntergriff (01/12/2016) [-] Here's hoping. I'm in the mood for some edgy, gritty star wars.
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selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
Dude, you can't recognize it was covering for lack of creativity. The movie was **** and the similarities were to try and fool you into thinking you're watching Star Wars.
Unless they get someone who isn't afraid to use their actual creativity, we'll get the same thing all over again.
Unless they get someone who isn't afraid to use their actual creativity, we'll get the same thing all over again.
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captinchikin (01/12/2016) [-] Honestly, I didn't even realize that there were similarities aside from the desert and Death Star and info-in-a-droid until my third viewing...but they're the smaller aspects of the story. The bigger aspects for me personally were the rogue stormtrooper, the father and mother trying to bring back their son, etc. JJ did have to play it safe, and after the prequels, it's really hard for me to blame him for that. The movie got generally very positive reviews, meaning the writers for 8 and 9 most likely feel a little more free than JJ did.
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selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
Disney must've payed them or it's the power of herd mentality. The movie is a piece of **** , and the fact that they're calling it "the best of 2015" is an insult.
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selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
They can enjoy **** if they want just call it what it is
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selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
He say he didn't see the similarities till it was his 3 time seeing it.
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selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
That's not true. I can recognize creativity.
To use a music analogy. this wasn't like making a cover. This was like someone trying to make the exact song and failing.
Someone else could've had fun with it.
To use a music analogy. this wasn't like making a cover. This was like someone trying to make the exact song and failing.
Someone else could've had fun with it.
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anon (01/12/2016) [-]
you missed my entire point, m8. If it wasn't the story that pissed you off, it would be the visuals. If it wasn't the visuals, it would be the editing. if it wasn't the editing, it would be the director and this is even if it wasn't made by JJ or Lucas . if it wasn't the director, it would be the new characters being in the movie more than the old characters. If it wasn't that, it would be something so ******* insignificant (like the color of anakin's lightsaber or the fact that Han's gun isn't the same model it was in Episode VI, or the fact that it didn't follow the old canon despite the two continuities being separate) that only the saltiest ************ alive would have an issue with it, just like the people who bitch about the prequels solely for the fact that jar jar exists.
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selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
No. It's the fact that it is apiece of **** movie. It's badly done. Don't know how to explain it...
Mad Max: Fury road, there's a good contender for best movie of 2015.
This movie is an unispired piece of **** . Perhaps you can only think of it in terms of concepts and that's why you can't tell. But if you see it and feel it, you can tell it's just a souless, recycled, money grab.
Mad Max: Fury road, there's a good contender for best movie of 2015.
This movie is an unispired piece of **** . Perhaps you can only think of it in terms of concepts and that's why you can't tell. But if you see it and feel it, you can tell it's just a souless, recycled, money grab.
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selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, I don't know why people like you can't see **** for what it is but have fun
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anon (01/12/2016) [-] because opinions, you salty ************ . and no, comparing pedophilia to liking or hating a movie does not make you right.
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selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
Pedophiles just have a difference of opinion regarding children, right?
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selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
I just proved the relativism of opinions doesn't really exist, or it exists but it doesn't mean there's no "good and bad". But interpret it as you like. Go watch ****** movies.
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cosmicapprentice (01/12/2016) [-] **cosmicapprentice used "*roll picture*"**
**cosmicapprentice rolled image** What will most likely happen.
**cosmicapprentice rolled image** What will most likely happen.
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ohemgeezus (01/12/2016) [-] Fun fact, there was supposed to be an Anakin Force ghost in episode 7, that was a mix of Ani and Vader, but they scrapped it
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huntergriff (01/12/2016) [-] I still say that would have been awesome. but then you'd have people sperging out over hayden christensen.
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ohemgeezus (01/12/2016) [-] I still don't get why he put hayden in ep 6 since he died as an old man, I figure it would throw off people that don't know who he's supposed to be
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holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-] Because Anakin died as a young man. From him Vader was born. When one becomes a Sith they cast off everything, who they were before is dead.
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ohemgeezus (01/12/2016) [-] Ahh I never thought of it like that, but he redeemed himself by killing Papa Palpatine, which is the reason he became one with the Force, so his older, original version makes more sense
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holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-] Way I see it personally is Vader was still very much Sith there, as he let his anger at Palpatine guide him. He was still deceiving him, using his rage to get what he needed to be done. If anything I'd say he simpy went Grey, thus the Force used what it believed to be the Light Side of Anakin, the younger Anakin, the one who would have given his life for a youngling, for Obi-Wan.
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tkfourtwoone (01/12/2016) [-] No. The moment he chose to betray Palpatine in order to save his son, the persona of Anakin Skywalker was reborn and reached the surface again.
From the moment he chose his son against his master, Darth Vader was effectively killed.
From the moment he chose his son against his master, Darth Vader was effectively killed.
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therealtotodile (01/12/2016) [-] I so ******* wish they did that. I would have creamed.
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shoryuken (01/12/2016) [-] Anakin killing the sand people was justified
who wouldn't go and merc the sand people after kidnapping your mom and then beating her and probably raping her too
man **** sand people.
who wouldn't go and merc the sand people after kidnapping your mom and then beating her and probably raping her too
man **** sand people.
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tkfourtwoone (01/12/2016) [-] Episode I & II are absolute cancer with the exception of Liam Neeson & Ewam McGregor that barely salvage 1% of those disasters, while Episode III is only half-bad, but still mind-blowingly badly written
Also, if you ******* loved Christensen and his atrocious acting, then you have absolutely no standards whatsoever in actors.
In other words, you'd watch all of Adam Sandler's brain cancer movies and might call them Oscar-material.
P.S.: If it looks like **** , smells like **** and tastes like **** , it's most likely **** - people that call out a **** for being a **** aren't ********* , but those who keep claiming that **** is actually chocolate souffle
Also, if you ******* loved Christensen and his atrocious acting, then you have absolutely no standards whatsoever in actors.
In other words, you'd watch all of Adam Sandler's brain cancer movies and might call them Oscar-material.
P.S.: If it looks like **** , smells like **** and tastes like **** , it's most likely **** - people that call out a **** for being a **** aren't ********* , but those who keep claiming that **** is actually chocolate souffle
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cyberviking (01/12/2016) [-] You act is if it wasn't one of the most interesting and important times in the Star Wars universe.
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murrlogic ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-] >Implying it doesn't end with Kylo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE slashing his lightsaber around complaining how all Jedi are faggots and his qt desert waifu is ******* TRAITOR trash
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tkfourtwoone (01/12/2016) [-] Because **** you and your cancerous, autistic cartoon horses!
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huntergriff (01/12/2016) [-] She does. a few times actually. Plus she, han, and chewie used lightsabers for a mission at one point. Sauce is Marvel's "Star Wars" Issue #12.
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holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-] She was on Lukes new council with Kyle Katarn, Mara Jade, and much later Hans daughter Jaina. Sadly it isn't canon.
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hektoroftroy (01/12/2016) [-] /History/funny-pictures/5792633/
exactly, none of it is canon anymore
either way the comment is bait
exactly, none of it is canon anymore
either way the comment is bait
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scorcho (01/12/2016) [-] LEAKED SCRIPT BY JJ ABRAMS SPOILERS AHEAD
the beginning of the film will be on the icy planet of nothoth where rey finn and poe are on arebel resistance base.
they will get attacked by the first order, using ******* EIGHT LEGGED WARMACHINES (how cool is that! more than 4).
after a one sided battle, the resistances most important figures will be transported off world, just barely escaping thestar destroyers ************* SOLAR SYSTEM CRASHERS of the first order.
the remaining resistance ships will meet up with the fleet somewhere in space.
rey will tell the others that she will need to go somewhere else. she wants to complete her jedi training with luke. but it is totally not like empire strikes back, because rey takes the falcon in this one instead of an xwing, and chewie will come along.
but oh no! the modified xwing of finn and poe (they have to share one) has a hyperdrive malfunction and the first order is on their tail.
they manage to hide in an asteroid field, which has a different name than the one in empire, and eventually manage to escape.
what they don't know, is that boba fetts DAUGHTER (whaaat?!) Melissa Fett is currently tracking them. We cut to Phasma walking through a corridor briefly(this is her only appearance in the film).
Back on the planet where luke and rey are, we see a bunch of training.
Rey has to face the dark side in acave derelict temple in order to advance in her training. She faces a phantom version of Kylo Ren and his step brother Stevie Ren, and somehow it is foreshadowed that they actually grew up together on Jakku with Luke as their Jedi instructor (again: whaaaat!?).
Cut back to Finn and Poe, oh and R2 is with them too.
Poe says he knows someone they can go to, but he doesn't exactly trust him.
They go anyway.
Turns out the person, Poe was talking about is a new character, Ling Wo Chow (obviously not Lando, this one is chinese).
He is a somewhat shady business man (again: not Lando), who immediately sells them out to the First Order. Like two minutes of banter and then just treason immediately.
Oh yeah, and Lings business is amining service colony on a ******* STAR (cooler than ****** gas planet or whatever)
Melissa Fett says her obligatory single line.
Shortly before Poe being frozen in ultra cryo carbonite (he is wanted by Blubso the Hutt for insurance fraud, did i mention that?), Finn confesses his love for him.
Freakouts all around.
Poe just counters "Awesome dude" before being frozen.
R2 does some sexual innuendos with wall sockets for comic relief (show the audience we are totally in on the joke)
Meanwhile Rey has sensed that **** or something, like in the time inbetween, not just now, and Luke and Chewie fell of a cliff and died.
She races to where that whole thing is going on and faces Kylo Ren on a glass ceiling above the Star (totally rad).
A heated (hue) battle ensues. Finn sits in the corner sobbing loudly the entire time.
After Reysarm leg fingernail gets cut by the crossguard of Kylos saber, he reveals to her the epic twist: are you ready?
Stevie (remember him?) was actually Reys biological twin, not Kylos half brother.
And she killed him on Jakku while playing too hard.
Kylo argues that she is somewhat obligated to join the dark side because of this.
The crushing realization completely ***** her over, but she manages to overpower Kylo yet again. Finn is calming down abit but still needs a minute.
It looks bad for Kylo, he is hanging from some ****** thing.
A badass looking ship turns up and collects him.
Rey watches as they fly away. Finn shakes his fist at the ship, his face covered in tears and snot. "And don't you come back" he says, trying to sound cool, but failing.
They realize that they forgot about poe, but they come too late.
Melissa is already taking off, Finn breaks down again.
Cut to the badass ship from before.
A shadowy figure sits in the pilot seat. Kylo behind him.
"Did she take the bait....BROTHER?"
the beginning of the film will be on the icy planet of nothoth where rey finn and poe are on a
they will get attacked by the first order, using ******* EIGHT LEGGED WARMACHINES (how cool is that! more than 4).
after a one sided battle, the resistances most important figures will be transported off world, just barely escaping the
the remaining resistance ships will meet up with the fleet somewhere in space.
rey will tell the others that she will need to go somewhere else. she wants to complete her jedi training with luke. but it is totally not like empire strikes back, because rey takes the falcon in this one instead of an xwing, and chewie will come along.
but oh no! the modified xwing of finn and poe (they have to share one) has a hyperdrive malfunction and the first order is on their tail.
they manage to hide in an asteroid field, which has a different name than the one in empire, and eventually manage to escape.
what they don't know, is that boba fetts DAUGHTER (whaaat?!) Melissa Fett is currently tracking them. We cut to Phasma walking through a corridor briefly(this is her only appearance in the film).
Back on the planet where luke and rey are, we see a bunch of training.
Rey has to face the dark side in a
Cut back to Finn and Poe, oh and R2 is with them too.
Poe says he knows someone they can go to, but he doesn't exactly trust him.
They go anyway.
Turns out the person, Poe was talking about is a new character, Ling Wo Chow (obviously not Lando, this one is chinese).
He is a somewhat shady business man (again: not Lando), who immediately sells them out to the First Order. Like two minutes of banter and then just treason immediately.
Oh yeah, and Lings business is a
Melissa Fett says her obligatory single line.
Shortly before Poe being frozen in ultra cryo carbonite (he is wanted by Blubso the Hutt for insurance fraud, did i mention that?), Finn confesses his love for him.
Freakouts all around.
Poe just counters "Awesome dude" before being frozen.
R2 does some sexual innuendos with wall sockets for comic relief (show the audience we are totally in on the joke)
Meanwhile Rey has sensed that **** or something, like in the time inbetween, not just now, and Luke and Chewie fell of a cliff and died.
She races to where that whole thing is going on and faces Kylo Ren on a glass ceiling above the Star (totally rad).
A heated (hue) battle ensues. Finn sits in the corner sobbing loudly the entire time.
After Reys
Stevie (remember him?) was actually Reys biological twin, not Kylos half brother.
And she killed him on Jakku while playing too hard.
Kylo argues that she is somewhat obligated to join the dark side because of this.
The crushing realization completely ***** her over, but she manages to overpower Kylo yet again. Finn is calming down abit but still needs a minute.
It looks bad for Kylo, he is hanging from some ****** thing.
A badass looking ship turns up and collects him.
Rey watches as they fly away. Finn shakes his fist at the ship, his face covered in tears and snot. "And don't you come back" he says, trying to sound cool, but failing.
They realize that they forgot about poe, but they come too late.
Melissa is already taking off, Finn breaks down again.
Cut to the badass ship from before.
A shadowy figure sits in the pilot seat. Kylo behind him.
"Did she take the bait....BROTHER?"
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scorcho (01/12/2016) [-] Holy **** , it's Stevie
Like, literally how?
Kylo doesn't answer, immediately starts slashing walls.
Cut to the rebel fleet.
We see rey getting fitted with a prosthetic fingernail. it looks sweet.
She gets up, goes to a window, overlooking space.
Finn Stands there. He tries to put his arm around her shoulder, she shakes him off.
"Stop it you ******* ape"
The chinese guy from earlier sits in a cockpit.
This will be the new millenium falcon, the old one got scrapped.
He says a cool one liner.
And roll credits.
STAR WARS
THEEMPIRE FIST ORDER STRIKES BACK DIDN'T THINK IT WAS ALL THAT FUNNY
Like, literally how?
Kylo doesn't answer, immediately starts slashing walls.
Cut to the rebel fleet.
We see rey getting fitted with a prosthetic fingernail. it looks sweet.
She gets up, goes to a window, overlooking space.
Finn Stands there. He tries to put his arm around her shoulder, she shakes him off.
"Stop it you ******* ape"
The chinese guy from earlier sits in a cockpit.
This will be the new millenium falcon, the old one got scrapped.
He says a cool one liner.
And roll credits.
STAR WARS
THE
