Engineers. . You give a few pot heads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke nut of and they suddenly become engineers. It' s amazing.. The day i figured out how to role joints was the day i suddenly became the most useful mother in my group. Everyone was all like "wow you must be a profess
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User avatar #7 - toxichospital (03/30/2014) [-]
I witnessed the stunning use of a vuvuzela and a pasta strainer once.
It was glorious.
#5 - funkmasterjunk (03/30/2014) [-]
The day i figured out how to role joints was the day i suddenly became the most useful mother ****** in my group. Everyone was all like "wow you must be a professional pothead!"
#66 to #5 - Rascal (03/30/2014) [-]
Implying professionalism and being a pothead aren't mutually exclusive
#24 to #5 - allinallout **User deleted account** (03/30/2014) [-]
wait until you're the only dude with a job/ you grow. now no one wants to hang out with you unless their smoking your hard work
#40 to #24 - Rascal (03/30/2014) [-]
More like wait until you grow up, and all your friends still smoke pot but you don't, see how many real friends you have then!

NONE thats how many, no one wants to hang out with the guy that doesnt want to "chill out anymore"
WELL SORRY I ******* GOT OLDER SVEN!!! SORRY!
#47 to #40 - allinallout **User deleted account** (03/30/2014) [-]
you seem you might harsh the mellows of the people around you
User avatar #27 to #5 - igetroll (03/30/2014) [-]
roll
User avatar #59 to #5 - fzjoss (03/30/2014) [-]
**fzjoss rolls 77** roll joints? why not roll dubs?
#60 to #59 - killerliquid ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #59 - kwizzy (03/30/2014) [-]
**kwizzy rolls 58** Nice.
User avatar #10 - meathooksodomy (03/30/2014) [-]
My friends used a ******* flute as a bong.
#12 - shazmo (03/30/2014) [-]
Satrburst is always the best quick option
User avatar #14 to #12 - hydrosbro ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Good luck smoking candy with your weed.
#23 to #14 - allinallout **User deleted account** (03/30/2014) [-]
nah dude it's fine people don't die from smoking weed out of plastic and **** , they die from smoking weed
User avatar #21 to #12 - lamarsmithgot (03/30/2014) [-]
Wouldn't it just melt?
User avatar #55 to #12 - mrepicllort (03/30/2014) [-]
have you ever burned sugary things? It's ******* nasty
#38 - kcwsooners ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
What high people can make.
#11 - bitchesbanthymine (03/30/2014) [-]
I've seen someone use the lid from a ballpoint pen to smoke very small amounts at a time.
#65 - perturabo (03/30/2014) [-]
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#43 - gibroner ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
once saw I guy take a whole bud light the end and just smoke it like a joint
User avatar #67 to #43 - privatepumpanickel (03/30/2014) [-]
what did he inhale it out of? Or did he just set it alight and then kind of breathe in the fumes emmitting from it?
User avatar #79 to #67 - gibroner ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
yeah literally just lit one end held it up to his mouth like it was a joint then inhaled the smoke coming off it
#62 to #43 - namnori (03/30/2014) [-]
But how?
User avatar #34 - oceanfrank (03/30/2014) [-]
tore a page out of the first 10 blank pages of my bible. I kinda felt like Jesus was there hitting it with me and forgiving the sin of illegally smoking such a substance because it was really good **** . Anyways what im trying to say is make sure it wasn't laced with LSD before hand.
#9 - Rascal (03/30/2014) [-]
ive seen a dude turn his shoe in to a bong ( he did clean the shoe first )
User avatar #2 - thelucci (03/30/2014) [-]
I've seen bottles, cans, and lemons all used in times of great distress
#3 to #2 - carbohydrates (03/30/2014) [-]
I've yet to see a lemon be used, seen an apple though.
I've yet to see a lemon be used, seen an apple though.
#8 to #3 - Rascal (03/30/2014) [-]
same concept really
User avatar #4 to #2 - crowdpleazer (03/30/2014) [-]
dog treat was the weirdest i've seen
User avatar #6 to #2 - imcadence ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
saw someone take frozen cheese cake and make a bowl out of it
User avatar #17 to #6 - thespartanpony (03/30/2014) [-]
used a bar of soap once. wasn't that bad actually
User avatar #30 - acask (03/30/2014) [-]
apple and pencil 2 min and you are set
#22 - allinallout **User deleted account** (03/30/2014) [-]
this is sad and true. If I have a lighter, or really anything that can get above like tree fiddy I can get high
User avatar #13 - plasmaballs (03/30/2014) [-]
you can always make a mini bong out of an apple
User avatar #68 to #13 - teoyeezy (03/30/2014) [-]
this
User avatar #15 - footballmaniac (03/30/2014) [-]
Tin foil. If you have tin foil, you can always smoke.
User avatar #29 to #15 - articulate (03/30/2014) [-]
He's right though, smoking out of tin foil is like smoking out of plastic. ****** all kinds of bad for you.
#39 to #29 - Rascal (03/30/2014) [-]
Not saying that they care, but isn't tinfoil what all meth/crackheads use pretty much? or anyone who smokes pills. Plus we put it on our grill when we cook burgers and **** ...
User avatar #49 to #39 - articulate (03/30/2014) [-]
aluminum foil* i mean. I'm not sure about tin foil.
User avatar #76 to #49 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
Not a lot of things are actually made from tin anymore. I don't even think you can buy tin foil, its all aluminum. I make the same mistake. I said tin can in a comment below, when they are actually aluminum. Still dangerous to inhale the fumes from them though.
User avatar #18 to #15 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
And get all kinds of ******* sick from it. Such a stupid idea. Just like tin cans, you can get really poisoned from those.

Just use a ******* apple.
User avatar #19 to #18 - footballmaniac (03/30/2014) [-]
You wanna talk about stupid ideas? Ok, how about your username?
User avatar #20 to #19 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
Im sorry I like the show? Go lay in a pile of dudes footballmaniac
#25 to #20 - fcukyourcouch (03/30/2014) [-]
Commenting so I can come back and laugh again about this later.
#33 to #25 - lecorbi (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm interested in this 			****		 too
I'm interested in this **** too
#35 to #20 - blewws (03/30/2014) [-]
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#31 to #20 - popnotes (03/30/2014) [-]
"Go lay in a pile of dudes"   
   
That was a surprisingly sick burn.
"Go lay in a pile of dudes"

That was a surprisingly sick burn.
#71 to #31 - dangaddy (03/30/2014) [-]
HURR SPORTS PLAYERS ARE SO DUM LEL KISS MA WAIFU
******* losers
User avatar #72 to #71 - popnotes (03/30/2014) [-]
Calm your aspergers, friend.
#26 to #20 - dangaddy (03/30/2014) [-]
watch your faggot show and make fun of sports. good idea ;)
#70 to #57 - dangaddy (03/30/2014) [-]
mo you guys are just ******* faggots. sports>weeabo garbage
User avatar #75 to #26 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
I've played Lacrosse for over 8 years. I think foot ball is really dumb. Running for 20 seconds and then sitting on a bench for 10 minutes isnt a ******* sport.
User avatar #82 to #75 - footballmaniac (04/01/2014) [-]
Lacrosse is ******* gay. Like Avatar.
User avatar #83 to #82 - AvatarAirBender (04/01/2014) [-]
And letting 10 dudes pile on top of you isn't gay?

User avatar #84 to #83 - footballmaniac (04/01/2014) [-]
Why does your mind always jump straight to dudes laying on each other? Something you wanna tell us?
User avatar #85 to #84 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
Because thats what football is bud. A bunch of guys jumping all over each other and smacking each others asses. And you seem to be a maniac about it.
User avatar #86 to #85 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
lol I know your type. The little geeky kid that always got picked last in gym class, so now he talks **** on sports cuz he's not athletic enough to play them.

Keep on hating son. Tell your waifu I said high.
User avatar #87 to #86 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
You couldn't be more wrong. Im not a little geeky kid, and people actually chose me first for sports...

I love how you assume I watch anime because I watch a cartoon on nickelodeon. I don't like anime at all, and I **** my girlfriend regularly.. So... Sorry.
User avatar #88 to #87 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
Suuuuure. And I'm the president of Canada, have 3 wives, smoke weed and have sex every day. Oh and I'm in the NBA, NHL, and NFL too.
#89 to #88 - AvatarAirBender (04/03/2014) [-]
I really don't care. Its just funny that you assume so much from just my name and 2 comments. Have a good life bud.
I really don't care. Its just funny that you assume so much from just my name and 2 comments. Have a good life bud.

#44 to #18 - Rascal (03/30/2014) [-]
dude we wrap food in foil. its not that bad for you. you bake potatoes in foil so **** off.
User avatar #74 to #44 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, but when you BURN it and inhale the fumes its not so good.
User avatar #69 - privatepumpanickel (03/30/2014) [-]
when I used to smoke (which I dont now, I went from enjoying it to heavily disliking weed overnight basically) me and my friends would stand in a bush in the park with a panda pop bottle with a few holes pinned into the side, the holes covered in foil then the weed/solid would be placed over the foil and burnt, then we'd inhale through the bottlw opening. It was kind of awkward trying to burn and inhale sideways at the same time
#51 - throatpunchasheep (03/30/2014) [-]
One night when my buddy and I were smoking, we ran out of both tobacco and skins. We tried to use duct tape and cellophane rap to turn a goat skull into a bong. It didn't work at the time but I believe with some some tweaking and determination we can succeed.
One night when my buddy and I were smoking, we ran out of both tobacco and skins. We tried to use duct tape and cellophane rap to turn a goat skull into a bong. It didn't work at the time but I believe with some some tweaking and determination we can succeed.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sladee ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm trying to figure out the goat skull part
#53 to #52 - throatpunchasheep (03/30/2014) [-]
We thought we could use an old bong bowl to burn the weed by placing it in a nostril and an empty pen to draw the smoke and keep every thing in place with cellophane. Don't think too much about it, it made total sense to us at the time.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sladee ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I mean, who the **** keeps a goat skull at hand.
#56 to #54 - throatpunchasheep (03/30/2014) [-]
That's basically what i said when he brought it out.
User avatar #58 to #56 - sladee ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
You have an interesting friend.
#48 - rhansenlol (03/30/2014) [-]
**rhansenlol rolled image** mfw
#46 - lolfacejimmy (03/30/2014) [-]
anyone got a carrot, a small socket (or empty pistol cartridge), and a pen screen optional
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