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End of the world theories. Asteroids Sixty-five million years ago, an object, possibly a comet a few times larger than the one landed on by the Philae probe a w

Asteroids

Sixty-five million years ago, an object, possibly a comet a few times larger than the one landed on by the Philae probe a while ago, hit the Mexican coast and triggered a global winter that wiped out the dinosaurs. And in 1908, a smaller object hit a remote part of Siberia and devastated hundreds of square miles of forest. This year, 100 scientists, including Lord Martin Rees, the Astronomer Royal called for the creation of a global warning system to alert us if a killer rock is on the way.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/11272393/Asteroids-could-wipe-out-humanity-warn-Richard-Dawkins-and-Brian-Cox.html


End of the world theories. Asteroids Sixty-five million years ago, an object, possibly a comet a few times larger than the one landed on by the Philae probe a w

Nuclear war

Many scientists are still worried about the classic end-of-the-world threat: global nuclear war. Beyond North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's saber rattling and Iran's secretive nuclear efforts, massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons around the globe could wreak destruction if they were to get into the wrong hands. Last year, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, a nontechnical magazine on global security founded in 1945 by former Manhattan project physicists, moved the Doomsday Clock, at five minutes to midnight. The Doomsday Clock shows how close humanity is to destruction via nuclear or biological weapons or global climate change.

www.livescience.com/17874-doomsday-clock-infographic.html


End of the world theories. Asteroids Sixty-five million years ago, an object, possibly a comet a few times larger than the one landed on by the Philae probe a w

Man-made black hole

Ever since the first atomic bomb was developed back in 1945, scientists have wondered whether the raw power of some of the reactions they set in motion could end up causing catastrophic problems. The worry hasn't faded. When Brookhaven National Laboratory prepared to fire up its Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider, speculation circulated that the experiments at the facility could create a black hole which would then consume Earth. When the LHC was first switched on, the same rumors resurfaced. Many physicists dismiss the threat offhand—but nobody's really, really sure that it couldn't happen.

gizmodo.com/5048298/large-hadron-collider-has-black-hole-button


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We're a simulation

Many scientists have pointed out that there is something fishy about our universe. The physical constants – the numbers governing the fundamental forces and masses of nature – seem fine-tuned to allow life of some form to exist. The great physicist Sir Fred Hoyle once wondered if the Universe might be a “put-up job”.
More recently, the Oxford University philosopher Nick Bostrom has speculated that our Universe may be one of countless “simulations” running in some alien computer, much like a computer game. If so, we have to hope that the beings behind our fake universe are benign – and do not reach for the off-button should we start misbehaving.

gizmodo.com/5950832/how-to-tell-if-the-universe-is-a-computer-simulation

(now for the truly disturbing part)

According to Bostrom’s calculations, if certain assumptions are made then there is a greater than 50 per cent chance that our universe is not real. And the increasingly puzzling absence of any evidence of alien life may be indirect evidence that the Universe is not what it seems.

www.simulation-argument.com/simulation.html


End of the world theories. Asteroids Sixty-five million years ago, an object, possibly a comet a few times larger than the one landed on by the Philae probe a w

Solar storm

Solar storms happen all the time: the sun sends wave upon wave of charged particles through space, and they whizz through our atmosphere at 4 million mph. Large storms result in particularly amazing light shows, comparable to the Northern lights. However, the Earth hasn't experienced a major solar storm since 1859. Then, the storm was intense enough to instantaneously set fire to telegraph lines—but that was before the days of the electricity grid, power in homes and the slew of technology that we all depend on each and every day. These days, a storm like that—or worse—could wreak untold havoc.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859


End of the world theories. Asteroids Sixty-five million years ago, an object, possibly a comet a few times larger than the one landed on by the Philae probe a w

Pandemic

New deadly pathogens crop up every year: Recent pandemics have included outbreaks of SARS (severe acute respiratory syndrome), bird flu, and, most recently, a coronavirus called MERS that originated in Saudi Arabia. And because of our highly interconnected, global economy, a deadly disease could spread like wildfire.

"The threat of a global pandemic is very real," said Joseph Miller, co-author (along with Ken Miller) of the textbook "Biology" (Prentice Hall, 2010).

news.discovery.com/human/health/virual-super-pandemic-how-far-130918.htm


End of the world theories. Asteroids Sixty-five million years ago, an object, possibly a comet a few times larger than the one landed on by the Philae probe a w

Biological warfare

It might sound like something straight outta Hollywood, but biological warfare poses a very real and dangerous threat. Anthrax may have been wildly hyped in the past, but in reality it remains an effective means of taking out large swathes of the population. Weaponized in the form of aerosol particles of 1.5 to 5 microns, it could cause fatalities in 90 percent of the population. Things don't stop at toxins like anthrax, either; bear in mind that—even though it might take more than a day—an engineered avian flu could kill half the world's humans. A cursory glance at a list of—officially recognised—institutions involved in biological warfare research suggests that this is something that we should definitely be worried about.

gizmodo.com/5863078/engineered-avian-flu-could-kill-half-the-worlds-humans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_warfare#List_of_BW_institutions.2C_programs.2C_projects_and_sites_by_country


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Machines

Professor Hawking is not worried about armies of autonomous drones taking over the world, but something more subtle – and more sinister. Some technologists believe that an event they call The Singularity is only a few decades away. This is a point at which the combined networked computing power of the world’s AI systems begins a massive, runaway increase in capability – an explosion in machine intelligence. By then, we will probably have handed over control to most of our vital systems, from food distribution networks to power plants, sewage and water treatment works and the global banking system. The machines could bring us to our knees without a shot being fired. And we cannot simply pull the plug, because they control the power supplies.

www.technewsdaily.com/17898-technological-singularity-definition.html


End of the world theories. Asteroids Sixty-five million years ago, an object, possibly a comet a few times larger than the one landed on by the Philae probe a w

Volcanic eruption

If you thought the 2010 eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull in Iceland caused problems, think again. Over two million years ago, a massive volcanic eruption—which happened where Yellowstone National Park now stands—produced 600 cubic miles of dust and ash. For some perspective, that's 10,000 times worse than Eyjafjallajökull. All it would take to bring the planet to its knees would be a couple of such eruptions in close succession. And the next Yellowstone super eruption is closer than you think.

gizmodo.com/5906622/the-yellowstone-supereruption-is-closer-than-you-think

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User avatar #1 - ikoropant [OP](07/04/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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If you have some suggestions as to how improve these comps, or what I could base them on, I'd like to hear those ideas
#12 - methylgroup (07/04/2015) [-]
Again, Great Silence theory is relevant.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ikoropant [OP](07/04/2015) [-]
I am sure there are loads of other theories I've missed, but I can only add the ones I've read of. Nonetheless, that is absolutely terrifying to think of...
User avatar #14 to #13 - methylgroup (07/04/2015) [-]
I want to fly to space, but I'm both terrified and excited for what we would find.
User avatar #30 to #14 - threeeighteen ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
I've always been a pussy ass bitch about the ocean and I see space as the ocean time infinite. So I'm infinitely more a pussy ass bitch about space. It could be cool though.
User avatar #49 to #12 - alphabetagama (07/05/2015) [-]
Quick question. Do you by any chance have the /tg/s humans **** yeah about the hologram thing? Like the story is we realize we are a simulation and then we begin interacting with aliens. We send them some useful 3D printer data and then later we make a way to 3D print our selves out.
It was a ******* epic story but I lost it from my bookmarks. Do you have it by any chance?
#69 to #49 - methylgroup (07/05/2015) [-]
This one?
#74 to #69 - alphabetagama (07/05/2015) [-]
Yes it is. Saved and backed up. Thank you comrade. May the emperor bless you.
User avatar #36 - skorve (07/05/2015) [-]
Possibly injecting religion where it doesn't belong:

How is the idea that we're a simulation by aliens NOT ridiculous, while God is? It's two answers to the same question - the idea that the universe is too convenient and likely not natural. So someone comes along and says, "God created it!" and everyone calls that guy an idiot. Another guy goes, "Aliens created it, and we're a computer!" and people go, "Oh yeah, just maybe"?
#60 to #36 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
because we have an approximate guess of how life started, and it seems likely it has happened elsewhere, where as a god holds no actual evidence to existence, its not known how a god came into existence, or if he could even replicate the process of creating life because it was so complex, but we want to perceive it as being easy as we would see this god as creator of all things.
#65 to #36 - mrdrprofbraeden ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
We're just throwing out possibilities, not claiming anything as truth. It is equally likely that we are a computer simulation as there is for a god because there is nothing for evidence. Not trying to be edgy but the idea we are a simulation by aliens and the idea there is a god are equally as plausible.
#50 to #36 - mayoroftownsville (07/05/2015) [-]
Because God IS aliens.
#9 - Dudewheresmyjew (07/04/2015) [-]
And you pray that the machines don't hate us for creating them and decide to exact their revenge upon us...
#23 to #9 - penelo (07/05/2015) [-]
His voice is so fitting for AM it's almost scary. Is he a VA in other things?
#41 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
The sad thing is being in a simulation is probably the least bad out of all these incomes.
User avatar #48 - halefall (07/05/2015) [-]
The thing about a man-made black hole, is that it would be so small that it vould vanish almost instanty (according to stephen hawking's work). I don't think there's a real threat there.
User avatar #55 to #48 - blueboysixnine (07/05/2015) [-]
This. It would be too small, any black hole made from the LHC would reach critical mass and dissipate in microseconds before it even slightly threaten to break containment. Only the largest stars become black holes that are worth the time of day
#75 to #55 - halefall (07/21/2015) [-]
Well, for anyone reading this (i doubt it) I was actually wrong. This is a good explanation. (I don't know why I didn't think of the energy liberated by the hawking radiation)

It still shows that it is impossible for mankind to create a black hole.
User avatar #28 - lejunkyfaceman (07/05/2015) [-]
i think we are all gonna due to pandemic. the evidence is there

Ken Miller: now switch the first letters and you get... Men Killer.
mind=blown
User avatar #24 - mrwalkerfour (07/05/2015) [-]
for some reason black holes freak me out, thinking about them makes my stomach turn they just seem so ******* frightening, this giant blackness that just drags you in and crushes you to nothingness. no escape no chance to react. boom gone.
User avatar #42 to #24 - JonathanNowFuckYou (07/05/2015) [-]
you wouldn't even know if you were approaching one. with nothing for comparison or perspective you would basically be blind. You could be looking at a pitch black void in front of you that is so enormous it is basically taking up your entire field of vision and still be thousands of miles away. light would be bending all over the place as you approach and you'd be pulled so infinitely fast by the gravity it would stretch you across space. time would slow down almost to a stop and you wouldn't even know it was all over.
User avatar #61 to #42 - xtwinblade (07/05/2015) [-]
that is actually suprisingly accurate. Due to redshifting and relativity it would seem like hours fallin into the black hole.
Theoretically you will never know when you've crossed the event horizon, the gravity doesnt start spaghettifying you until you reach singularity.
#57 to #42 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
This is beyond incredible and at the same absolutely terrifying that something like this can even exist, it's hard to wrap my mind around it.
User avatar #72 to #57 - JonathanNowFuckYou (07/05/2015) [-]
>wrap your mind around in

The black hole will do that for you.
#7 - rebenely (07/04/2015) [-]
The 8th sounds like PsychoPass's setting.
User avatar #51 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/05/2015) [-]
Just sayin': last week a guy setting up a labor robot in germany was killed when the arm swung round and punched him in the chest so hard it broke his rib cage.
First death in the robot uprising...
(Heard it on the radio so if anyone has a source feel free to attach it.)
User avatar #46 - Whetstone (07/05/2015) [-]
I'm still open to the idea of us being a simulation, but I think that the universe being too perfect and fine-tuned is not a good argument for it. Of course the universe is fine-tuned. Everything in the universe is trying to form a balance and maintain homeostasis. Our universe today is the result of 13.7 billion years of fine-tuning. Had the conditions of the birth of our universe been slightly different, the universe would seem completely alien to us; yet that universe would also be perfect and fine-tuned in it's own way as well.
#39 - funpunk (07/05/2015) [-]
Right now the Doomsday Clock is at 3 minutes to midnight. Is it time to make peace with our various gods yet?
User avatar #45 to #39 - murpmurp ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
its been down to 2 minutes, get worried at one.
User avatar #29 - mattdoggy ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk going down for 5 minutes
#64 - inboundpotato (07/05/2015) [-]
Regarding the "Machines" doomsday theory, here is a spooky but very interesting 2-part article about how advancements in artificial intelligence could lead to the rise of a god- like super intelligence capable of deciding the fate of the human race in our lifetime.

Part 1- waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/artificial-intelligence-revolution-1.html
Part 2 - waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/artificial-intelligence-revolution-2.html
User avatar #56 - supahsayin (07/05/2015) [-]
I only want to learn the **** we don't know about consciousness (what death is like, can my consciousnes be recreated after my death{basically reincarnation}). I've been having a kinda serious existential crisis ever since I witnessed a History channel special on apocalypse theories as a child, and got slightly depressed at the fact that the concept of we, as a race, and all life on earth would one day die out.

Bam, 11 years later, atheist, borrowing buddhist philosophies to avoid the whole wanting to die and never experience life again problem, and to give a good alibi for the fact that I haven't really felt emotion when people close to me have died.
User avatar #53 - alltimetens (07/05/2015) [-]
Honestly, the most probable causes of mankind's extinction would be

1) Asteroid impact
Pretty self-explanatory. Too many idiots are trying to cut off our space program budget. The thing is, NASA, JAXA, and the ESA have all created dozens of technological breakthroughs and advancements. But as the Canadian astronaut Chris Austin Hadfield once said, "the dinosaurs are extinct because they didn't have a space program."
2) Solar flare
Alright, for this one, it's a little bit iffy. Solar flares don't do much to humans themselves. However, they are capable of frying our electronics.
Sometimes, we forget how dependent we are on technology. If the sun were to go on a solar menstrual cycle and unleash ungodly amounts of radiation, frying our electronic systems, millions would undoubtedly die.
However, I am betting that this wouldn't kill off humankind because there are many tribes, and even countries which have minimal dependence on technology.

3) Nuclear War
Or war in general. It's not unlikely that we'll develop some kind of super-potent weapons in the 21st century.

4) Climate Change
The funny thing about this one is that it's happening as I type this. As big businesses are buying off the government, our dependency on fossil fuels is only increasing. Sure, you'll find a windmill here and there, but that doesn't make up for the billions of tons of CO2 that we release into the atmosphere, nor does it make up for the billions of tons of solid pollution that has accumulated in our oceans, lakes, and rivers.
I wouldn't be surprised if we humans managed to suffocate ourselves to death.
5) Pandemic
The only issue with this is that the disease would have to account for the vast amount of variation within humans. No disease has been able to successfully wipe out all of humanity simply due to the fact that no matter how potent the disease is, there will always be a small percentage of us that are naturally immune.

HOWEVER, I have heard that with the developments in 3D printing, we are only a decade away from being able to print out the genetic code of HIV, the Ebola virus, and smallpox.


Anything else on that list is
User avatar #54 to #53 - alltimetens (07/05/2015) [-]
Anything else on that list is too far-fetched.

Except for maybe the machines. That could sure do it.
User avatar #52 - goodadventures (07/05/2015) [-]
Kinda like the simulation I read a theory that we're all a hologram playing out the past so the beings of the future can learn about us.

#47 - toasterwaffle (07/05/2015) [-]
**toasterwaffle used "*roll picture*"****toasterwaffle rolled image** this is what really kills us
**toasterwaffle used "*roll picture*"**
**toasterwaffle rolled image** this is what really kills us
#40 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"****anonymous rolled image** this will end the world
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** this will end the world
User avatar #38 - mementomorit (07/05/2015) [-]
Simulation ... Omfg
#27 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
for those of you that like or are interested in the "we're an alien vidya game" idea check out star ocean: till the end of time for the ps2
basically we are one giant mmo for super advanced beings and once they find out that we found out, the mods proceed to try to backspace the milkyway galaxy, to the main team proceeds to hack into the "real" worlds computer system and 3d print themselves some bodies so that they can go kill the system admin and have control of the company transferred to someone that doesn't want to ctrl+z us to death
overall highly recommended, though the rest of the series not so much
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