I did not look.
I won't lie, this guy creeped me out.
I walked right into that one.
Happens more than you'd expect, and we're all just as angry as you think we'd be,
The double winner went to both the Hospital AND Jail!
Thirty seconds earlier warning and her quick trip to the ER wouldn't have turned into a visit to the ICU for respiratory failure.
Grandpa wasn't playing possum sitting on the kitchen floor, he'd had a heart attack. Family thought he was playing around, laughed it off and walked away. It got awkward real quick.
If the twitches and track marks weren't enough, the sudden outbursts and rotten teeth were a dead giveaway. Him freaking out and trying to bite my partner when we got him into the ambulance was just the icing on the cake. We called that "a typical saturday."
Stated deadpan, looking me straight in the eyes, with nearly a foot of wooden broom-handle sticking out of his ass. He couldn't get it out because of splinters...