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Elvis Presley (OC)

Yes, the King of Rock and Roll also had a dark side.
Elvis was a man that eberyone liked- but they only
knew of the singing, side of him.
This comp will list some of the questionable things
about Presley.
Elvis Presley was known to be a ladies man- but
what many people don' t know is that he had a strict
liking, only for school girls. Elvis never went after
anyone ayer the age of 16. The only exception for
this rule was if the woman looked like his mother-
he had a fetish for women who looked like his late
mother. His reasoning for the fetish was that he
was less threatened by younger women.
One of the besterest secrets of Elvis' life was that
he had an affair with a longitude friend, by the
name of Nick Adams. The two had the affair
while filming the movie Love Me Tender in 1956.
The King was prescribed around 10, 000 pills the year
before he died, which eventually led to his infamous
death; Presley met death while in his sleep, on
the toilet.
Elvis was famous amongst his friends for keeping a pistol in
the house, and shooting random appliances in the house when
he was bored or upset. Presley preferred shooting his TV, and
firing on it to the point that the screen was completely blown
Lastly, Presley married a girl named Priscilla when he was 25-
Priscilla was 14.
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User avatar #1 - svenninja (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #2 - svenninja (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Okay, what should I do a comp over now?
#4 - grimandevil (04/10/2014) [-]
Elvis and tom jones hated john lennon and wanted to beat him up.he hated being called 'the king''
#3 - psychadelicace (04/10/2014) [-]
I didn't know any of this, what the **** elvis, like seriously
User avatar #7 - travismackie ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Now Chuck Berry... that dude is full of ******* up... ness.
#6 - afrorock (04/10/2014) [-]
Those are some facts I didn't need to see.  But hey, the more you know, the more you know. Right?wrong
Those are some facts I didn't need to see. But hey, the more you know, the more you know. Right?wrong
#12 - unlithe (04/16/2014) [-]
i wanna marry priscilla too...
User avatar #9 - iforgetwhattosay (04/11/2014) [-]
he had a tendency to buy Cadillacs for people.
my uncle in laws uncle was elvis's security guard or something for a long time, and was given one.
some years later, he sold it. from what i was told, he sold it cheap too.
i don't even like Elvis Presley, but i know you don't ******* sell the cadillac that he gave to you.
User avatar #8 - wellimnotsure (04/11/2014) [-]
as long as the girls are 14 or older, I see no problem
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