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Elmo contacts the pentagon
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Submitted: 10/30/2013
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#5 - itsamazing (10/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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I never thought I would actually be able to use this
#6 - crazyolitis (10/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
He finally had it all. Wealth, women, control and power. He finally had it all. So why did he feel so empty? If he had never been so succesful, why did he stand there? At the edge? He looked down, seeing the cold, gray concrete. He thought back to where it all began. Vietnam. He served under Sergeant Oscar. The real Oscar, not the druggie that had to live in a trash can.  He remembered that one little village. Piece of 						****					 in the middle of nowhere. As he stood,  completely stunned, it all came back. Farmers. peace. Quiet. Sudden explosions. Noise. Bullets, fire, pain, stress wounds death torture and screamsscreamsscreamsscre-.   
   
He snapped back to reality. Safety. He remembered the old, innocent days. Before Kermit died and Bert and Ernie were forced to hide their love. The simple days. But, they were just memories, he realized. With a pained look, he saw the bright sun. And again, closed his eyes. After the village, He was the only one alive. But not the only survivor. Oscar was in trauma, and had lost his legs. Back in the U.S. Elmo lost contact with Oscar, as Elmo was a big hero. He got promoted. Over time he made it to general.   
   
What brought him to this edge. Oscar wasn't the only one taking drugs. Elmo was even a bigger wreck than him, as he could afford the drugs. However, it had a terrible effect. One of the things he had was illusions. Sometimes he saw people as shapes. Like squares or triangles. Sometimes, he had the urge to explain what that shape he saw was, no matter where he was or who he was talking to. It was destroying his mind. Bitter and scared, he looked behind him. No. Nobody was there to stop him. With a sad smile he thought that at least he won't be missed. Which made it just easier.    
   
He looked to the ground. Then up again, and thought about his childhood. A massive smile crept on his face, as he thought of bright and happy days. Then he jumped. The last thing he saw, was concrete.
He finally had it all. Wealth, women, control and power. He finally had it all. So why did he feel so empty? If he had never been so succesful, why did he stand there? At the edge? He looked down, seeing the cold, gray concrete. He thought back to where it all began. Vietnam. He served under Sergeant Oscar. The real Oscar, not the druggie that had to live in a trash can. He remembered that one little village. Piece of **** in the middle of nowhere. As he stood, completely stunned, it all came back. Farmers. peace. Quiet. Sudden explosions. Noise. Bullets, fire, pain, stress wounds death torture and screamsscreamsscreamsscre-.

He snapped back to reality. Safety. He remembered the old, innocent days. Before Kermit died and Bert and Ernie were forced to hide their love. The simple days. But, they were just memories, he realized. With a pained look, he saw the bright sun. And again, closed his eyes. After the village, He was the only one alive. But not the only survivor. Oscar was in trauma, and had lost his legs. Back in the U.S. Elmo lost contact with Oscar, as Elmo was a big hero. He got promoted. Over time he made it to general.

What brought him to this edge. Oscar wasn't the only one taking drugs. Elmo was even a bigger wreck than him, as he could afford the drugs. However, it had a terrible effect. One of the things he had was illusions. Sometimes he saw people as shapes. Like squares or triangles. Sometimes, he had the urge to explain what that shape he saw was, no matter where he was or who he was talking to. It was destroying his mind. Bitter and scared, he looked behind him. No. Nobody was there to stop him. With a sad smile he thought that at least he won't be missed. Which made it just easier.

He looked to the ground. Then up again, and thought about his childhood. A massive smile crept on his face, as he thought of bright and happy days. Then he jumped. The last thing he saw, was concrete.
#17 - maaarknuuuut (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - monkeybrains (10/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Elmo's a Colonel.
#20 - lolfire (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#37 - redbannerman (10/31/2013) [-]
Looks like the government needs to shape up.
#28 - mcnizzlezz (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All they hashtagged was ******* "this"
User avatar #33 to #28 - kailybailybo (10/31/2013) [-]
on Tumblr you can hashtag phrases
User avatar #3 - garfvader (10/30/2013) [-]
Let elmo run America, he knows his shapes and he wont let a shutdown happen
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#40 - xard (10/31/2013) [-]
Is Elmo rank Colonel???
Is Elmo rank Colonel???
User avatar #36 - bopeepwoody (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm watching elmo at this very moment.
#35 - bdowns (10/31/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #6305933 at Safe For Work Random Board ** but who was phone?
User avatar #27 - merrymarvelite (10/31/2013) [-]
That's... actually pretty clever.
#19 - gymrah (10/31/2013) [-]
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#12 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Please watch Elmo and I know it original you won't be sorry
User avatar #13 to #12 - garfvader (10/31/2013) [-]
What?
#1 - teranin ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
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#25 - niggastolemyname (10/31/2013) [-]
You have to buy something to use the fax
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Our fax machine is broken
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