Eat shit Bob Ross. Awww: www.crackedsorcerer.com/post/1598/Awww. Funny story shad at time. Be sleeping together 37 KB JPG shaving dream about fighting. Throwing
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Eat shit Bob Ross

Funny story
shad at time. Be sleeping
together
37 KB JPG shaving dream about fighting.
Throwing hooks but it' s like We got the
brakes on
making agitated noises and
saying "eat **** " in my sleep
ggf decides to wake me up thinking I' m
having a nightmare
sshe snaps me out of my dream right as
I' m throwing a punch
a full force left hook right into her
stomach
sshe rolls of the bed winded
snap up still confused
scream "eat **** bob Ross" at the top of
my lungs
chear my sucking wind and laughing her
ass off at the same time
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#5 - antzell (08/02/2014) [-]
Bob Ross is ******* awesome.
User avatar #14 to #5 - schmuxy (08/02/2014) [-]
did he actually say that?
#15 to #14 - thytruth (08/02/2014) [-]
Yes..... yes he did.
Yes..... yes he did.
User avatar #16 to #15 - schmuxy (08/02/2014) [-]
Bob Ross - Light and Dark
#17 to #16 - thytruth (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm waiting too
I'm waiting too
#48 to #16 - szatan ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
godammit. i've never seen any of his videos, but this gave me some serious feels.   
maybe because i'm waiting too...
godammit. i've never seen any of his videos, but this gave me some serious feels.
maybe because i'm waiting too...
#43 to #16 - plokix (08/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #5 - mrgordons (08/02/2014) [-]
I never really subscribed to the whole Bob Ross thing... But i think now i really need to, I have to find some explanation for all these tears on my face.
#38 to #5 - bval (08/02/2014) [-]
SE23:EP3 was aired September 17, 1991. He was diagnosed with lymphoma in the early '90s. He was probably referencing this in the episode.   
Only two years later, his wife Jane died of cancer. Bob himself died two years after that.   
   
There was a lot of sadness in Bob's later years. In spite of all this, he continued on with the TV show. Through the darkness of his life shone through a bright light of inspiration and hope, seen by countless people around the world.   
He really was a great man.
SE23:EP3 was aired September 17, 1991. He was diagnosed with lymphoma in the early '90s. He was probably referencing this in the episode.
Only two years later, his wife Jane died of cancer. Bob himself died two years after that.

There was a lot of sadness in Bob's later years. In spite of all this, he continued on with the TV show. Through the darkness of his life shone through a bright light of inspiration and hope, seen by countless people around the world.
He really was a great man.
User avatar #4 - bigblacknegro (08/02/2014) [-]
that is a good story
no unnecessary feels or rustling.
#21 to #4 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
say that to the women on tumblr
#9 to #4 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
Bob Ross is incredibly dead.
lots of feels and rustling.
User avatar #6 to #4 - trogdorrules (08/02/2014) [-]
There are far too many of those stories these days. I miss the feel good stories of yesteryear.
#8 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
#26 to #1 - szatan ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - thelizardqueen (08/02/2014) [-]
no
#3 to #1 - jusktiinah ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
#41 - kristovsky (08/02/2014) [-]
>be having awesome dream, lasers n 			****		   
>gf thinks I'm having a nightmare, wakes me up   
>			****		 you bitch that dream was awesome, don't wanna look at yo skank face   
>formulate plan instantly    
>pretend im still sleepin   
>she keeps shaking me, it now on looming over me   
>itstime.jpg   
>eyes closed, unload full force gut buster   
>sends her off the bed, cus im swole as 			****		   
>sit and scream "eat 			****		 Bob Ross" at the top of my lungs   
>gf starts laughing ass off   
>get off scott free   
>teach that bitch to tear me from awesome land again, do 			****		 get hit   
>MFW
>be having awesome dream, lasers n ****
>gf thinks I'm having a nightmare, wakes me up
> **** you bitch that dream was awesome, don't wanna look at yo skank face
>formulate plan instantly
>pretend im still sleepin
>she keeps shaking me, it now on looming over me
>itstime.jpg
>eyes closed, unload full force gut buster
>sends her off the bed, cus im swole as ****
>sit and scream "eat **** Bob Ross" at the top of my lungs
>gf starts laughing ass off
>get off scott free
>teach that bitch to tear me from awesome land again, do **** get hit
>MFW
#24 - baconlogic (08/02/2014) [-]
Throwing hooks eh?
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#32 to #24 - thepotatosack (08/02/2014) [-]
russian's FW
pudge fails one hook out of 99 successfull hooks
#45 to #32 - russianexplain (08/02/2014) [-]
That's one heck of a soft Russian, the Russians that I know would be more like this.
#51 to #45 - thepotatosack (08/04/2014) [-]
thank you for another glorious picture to my collection.
have thumb.
User avatar #52 to #51 - russianexplain (08/04/2014) [-]
no problem bratan
#18 - gunnay (08/02/2014) [-]
> be on vacation with now exgf
> middle of the night were sleeping together
> having a nightmage
> some weird psycho woman is screaming right into my face
> punch gf in the face and wake up
> tell her i had a nightmage about that woman and apoligize
> she snuggles up to me because she scared of the woman
notbad.jpeg
#31 to #18 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
was the three years old or something?
User avatar #33 to #31 - arreatface ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
do even into phrases ?
User avatar #34 to #33 - arreatface ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
sentences*
User avatar #37 to #34 - rokkarokkaali (08/02/2014) [-]
this whole thread is very bad englishing
#46 to #18 - bouazizforever (08/02/2014) [-]
>having night mages
User avatar #22 to #18 - imalex (08/02/2014) [-]
god damn night mages
User avatar #11 - inuyuru (08/02/2014) [-]
And she didn't break up with you?

She's either a keeper, or she's plotting revenge.
#13 to #11 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
cuz shes not a vindictive bitch like all the children you entertain as lovers?
grow up and get a non-crazy girl-friend
User avatar #23 to #13 - inuyuru (08/02/2014) [-]
No that's not what I said, but ok, let's have this totally different conversation.
User avatar #27 to #23 - lanfearandthecup (08/02/2014) [-]
he kinda right, and kinda wrong, if your grill really cares about you, she wouldnt care, you were sleeping, its not lke you wanted to hit her...
User avatar #49 to #27 - inuyuru (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh god, it was a joke people.....
#50 to #49 - lanfearandthecup (08/02/2014) [-]
ha ha ha, im feelin it now
User avatar #30 to #11 - alekksandar (08/02/2014) [-]
"had gf at time"

meaning anon doesn't have a gf while making the thread
#12 to #11 - admiralaverage (08/02/2014) [-]
If you were asleep and throwing punches and your GF deliberately got in the way to wake you up and you accidentally punched her, why would she dump you?;)
It's not like you just punched her deliberately.
User avatar #19 to #12 - tosatsu (08/02/2014) [-]
Women bro, they be crazy
User avatar #44 to #19 - russianexplain (08/02/2014) [-]
I feel like you've never been with a woman or maybe you were with a girl.
#25 - rokkai (08/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #42 - plokix (08/02/2014) [-]
Bob Ross Remixed | Happy Little Clouds | PBS Digital Studios
#40 - CXJokerXD (08/02/2014) [-]
**CXJokerXD rolled image** Punches her in the stomach and she still laughs? So did you marry her?
User avatar #39 - doombunni (08/02/2014) [-]
A friend of mine did this. He had a dream that he was fighting a bunch of guys and punched his girlfriend full in the face. She had a black eye for weeks
#28 - muthsera ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
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#7 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
What the h3ll?
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