EVIL. Gabe grabs a microphone and begins speaking into it. "We've finally done it. Thought to be impossible, today, Half Life 3 is released!" Uproar i feeding on the blood of Innocent
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EVIL. Gabe grabs a microphone and begins speaking into it. "We've finally done it. Thought to be impossible, today, Half Life 3 is released!" Uproar i

Gabe grabs a microphone and begins speaking into it.

"We've finally done it. Thought to be impossible, today, Half Life 3 is released!"

Uproar in crowd, full grown men are weeping, laying in a pool of their own tears. Suddenly there is a flash in Gabe's eyes. His pupils become small dots, his face grows red. Reaching out with a fat hand, he snatches a man in the crowd and bites his head. The mans skull shatters and the skin deflates slowly like a balloon. Gabe then shoves the victim down his throat and into his stomach.

"FEED ME THE INNOCENT!" He thunders loudly. He uses his telekinetic powers and raises everyone up slowly, then shoving one after another into his mouth. A news camera captures this horrifying scene on live T.V broadcasting to every T.V in the world on every channel. After wolfing down a few people, he stores the rest in the rolls of his fat. They are instantly suffocated. Gabe then looks straight at the news camera.

"Christmas sale on steam. Pre-order now."

A molecule of blood flies out of his mouth and drops onto one of the cameras. He then turns around and rolls offstage.

yet. But wait a minute....
The number ofthe beast is BEE. Let' s divide that by 2 now. We have
got 333, which is three three' s. And dividing by 2 is splitting
something in half. So we have Half and 3. Satan is evil and everyine
that lives in hell gets tortured by satan. We can say, he tortures
everyine' s afterlife?
Ifyou can guess where this is going we end up with Half Life 3. Hold
on, we got that from the beast' s number. Could that mean...?
Half Life 3: No Mercy
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User avatar #1 - whiteusername ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
terrible/10
User avatar #2 to #1 - scoobi (12/19/2013) [-]
Gee thanks.
User avatar #3 to #2 - whiteusername ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #4 - dingobox (12/19/2013) [-]
actually the devil is torchered inside the lake of fire too
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