EVERY SINGLE TIME. Not mine just found it online.. parents: i want the truth me: ‘Wells truth parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
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User avatar #8 - galkawhm ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
"why did you do this?"
It was-
"DON'T TALK BACK TO ME MISTER!"
-3
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User avatar #60 to #30 - galkawhm ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #3 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Parents don't want to hear the truth... They want to hear what the believe... in your voice.
User avatar #45 to #3 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
What about the believe?
User avatar #15 to #3 - DJstar (06/15/2014) [-]
juuuuust like women.
#5 - carbohydrates (06/15/2014) [-]
"I want the truth."
- *tells truth*
"Hmm."
- "What?"
"Nothing."
- "So... You're not mad?"
"No. I'm not mad; just, disappointed."
#42 to #5 - animedudej (06/15/2014) [-]
why did i see a smashed python carcass... what the fu- oh it's a crab
User avatar #61 to #5 - mexicandudeinsd (06/15/2014) [-]
did they have walkie talkies for you?
User avatar #4 - iamnotgoodwithname (06/14/2014) [-]
"just tell me the truth i wont get mad"
>proceeds to get mad at truth
gets me every time
User avatar #1 - thechosentroll (06/14/2014) [-]
Just yell "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" and walk out.
#12 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
gotta say this to get it off my chest   
   
>father forces me to mow the lawn   
>from montana   
>typically get -10 F in the lows   
>now in arizona   
>typically 109 F   
>			****************		.jpeg   
>go outside   
>get told to not do the mowing yet   
>get angry   
>wait for him to do the job while just wanting it to be over   
>get told to get under the shade   
>don't get under the shade because if i get under it, i'm just going to get out of it immediately   
>finally gets weed whacker   
>asks me if i know how to start a mower   
>i've started a mower more 			*******		 times than i have hated the heat, so i get furious   
>"you hold down the lever and do this" (i pull the cord fast)   
>father proceeds to yell at me   
>apologize to father   
>father asks me how to start a mower   
>i say "you hold the lever and pull the cord" in the most respectable way possible   
>father yells and says "NO"   
>			************		.billymays   
continued
gotta say this to get it off my chest

>father forces me to mow the lawn
>from montana
>typically get -10 F in the lows
>now in arizona
>typically 109 F
> **************** .jpeg
>go outside
>get told to not do the mowing yet
>get angry
>wait for him to do the job while just wanting it to be over
>get told to get under the shade
>don't get under the shade because if i get under it, i'm just going to get out of it immediately
>finally gets weed whacker
>asks me if i know how to start a mower
>i've started a mower more ******* times than i have hated the heat, so i get furious
>"you hold down the lever and do this" (i pull the cord fast)
>father proceeds to yell at me
>apologize to father
>father asks me how to start a mower
>i say "you hold the lever and pull the cord" in the most respectable way possible
>father yells and says "NO"
> ************ .billymays
continued
#18 to #12 - alucord (06/15/2014) [-]
I am not entirely sure what happened, But i feel bad.

And I don't think its your fault, he was taking it out on you
User avatar #19 to #18 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
thank you, here's a thumbs up
User avatar #13 to #12 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
>father says to prime it first (its a button that has the words "primer" on it)
>that doesn't do ****
>press it multiple times
>try to start mower
>didn't do ****
>"i think its-"
>father yells at me
>"yeah but i think-"
>yells at me more
>"dad i thi-"
>yells
>"i think theres no oil"
>yells at me more again
>realizes i said something
>"then check the oil"
>i ask "how can you tell if the oil is at the right place"
>"take it out and see"
>i take it out and i don't see any oil on it
>"look closer"
continue
User avatar #14 to #13 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
>"oh nevermind i see a gauge with a marker on it"
>father says "then put it back in and check the oil"
>stumble and screw it back on wrong
>father sighs and tries to do it himself
> ****** .mp2
>does it for me and asks if i see if the oil is full
>i say yes
>checks the gas and has a heart attack over it being empty
>i genuinely didn't know how to tell if its full or not
>father asks if i had a problem
>"no"
>keeps asking over and over again
>i break and try to start something emotional
>"well, i feel that i never decided to buy this house an-"
>yells at me on and on for being ungrateful
>apologize over and over again
>continues yelling at me
>try not to cry
>father goes away and does weed eating
>try to finish mowing the lawn(s) while trying not to cry
>mfw (above) i try to start an emotional conversation leading up to him divorcing my mom, and i end up getting yelled at and interrupted for telling the truth
User avatar #20 to #14 - hllodisizspoderman (06/15/2014) [-]
y u do dis to me. I feyl disruptd
#32 to #14 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
>be not even old enough to drive yet
>minding my own business on the computer
>dad calls me over
>tells me to screw something on the motorcycle and do something while he stands there watching me
>I dont know how to do it
>YOU WHAT? YOU SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THE COMPUTER IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK ON VEHICLES YOU CANT EVEN DRIVE YET
>stare at him while he does all the work
>it's over and I go back to my room
>WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>"my room"
>WHY?
>"because I was there before you called me
>get yelled at for using my computer
the worst part is my dad tells me to do **** he knows i dont know how to do just to scream at me constantly
#41 to #14 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Get yo ass over here.
Get yo ass over here.
User avatar #23 to #14 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Why didn't you run away? I know I ******* would.
User avatar #50 to #23 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
i gotta get all the FTPs first before i run away
User avatar #51 to #50 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
WHat is FTP? And are you still with your dad?
User avatar #52 to #51 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
**** the police, and yeah i still am
User avatar #53 to #52 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Don't you have any other immediate family members you can go to. Heck I'd even settle for a night in a tree. Or a good teacher.
User avatar #54 to #53 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
my mother
User avatar #57 to #54 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Well why don't you do that then, isn't that better?
User avatar #58 to #57 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
stuck here for the summer
User avatar #63 to #58 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Sorry if I seem aggressive by the way, I hate seeing **** like that happen.
User avatar #62 to #58 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Under what rule? Can't you just talk to your mother about it. What is keeping you there?
User avatar #64 to #62 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
im not sure to be honest, i think court rules
User avatar #65 to #64 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
The court is usually influenced more by the childs choices in the matter. If you were to say, run away from home and seek to stay in your mothers house, then it would likely end up in court. However if there is anything that your father does thats not legal or is neglective then you can use that in court for leverage to help you stay with your mother. Hope it works out for you.
User avatar #66 to #65 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
im not sure
User avatar #67 to #66 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Be sure. Worth a shot plus it could make your father think more about how much of a bitch he's being. How old are you by the way? Depending on your age you may not be that far from being allowed to make your own choice.
User avatar #68 to #67 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
17
User avatar #69 to #68 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
As soon as you hit 18 you don't have to put up with that **** anymore, also im the same age . What state are you from (if you are even in America). As some states brand it illegal to run away from home.
User avatar #70 to #69 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
montana, but im in arizona now
User avatar #75 to #70 - neokun ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Its messed up to be with a father who you presumably hate that seems to hate you as well.
User avatar #76 to #75 - cutiepyro (06/16/2014) [-]
hmmmmmm
User avatar #73 to #70 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Tips. If you end up running away and run out of money, you can go to local supermarkets and eat the complementary candy they leave out to see if you like it or not. But do not use the same shop consistently, you will attract attention. If you do attract attention, then tell them you are waiting on your mom or whatever.

This one is a bit cheesy, but the local authorities can track your phone regardless of it being on or off. So I wouldn't bother bringing it with you unless you have a spare simcard you can use.

Make sure to wear clothes that you normally wouldn't wear, so no one notices you. Also wear a hat when in public places where there is cctv, local authorities will look for you.


However if you plan on moving in with your mother you can forget all of that. And if it comes to a court hearing then make sure the judge knows you're not happy with your current living conditions and would rather live with your mother.

User avatar #74 to #73 - cutiepyro (06/16/2014) [-]
that's kinda messed up
User avatar #71 to #70 - neokun ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
It wouldn't be illegal to run away in your state. Thats a plus. Are you thinking about doing it? If so, i'll give you tips.
User avatar #72 to #71 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
tips?
User avatar #21 to #14 - thedutchs (06/15/2014) [-]
Your parents are pretty much the problem here. If you can get into a fight over a lawnmower, something isn't cool.
User avatar #29 to #21 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
My mother can start a fight over a pair of scissors or a roll of tape.
#33 - fizzor (06/15/2014) [-]
Reading all these comments has driven me to a conclusion that you guys have **** parents who just do not listen to you at all, no matter the situation. I feel bad for you fellas.
User avatar #39 to #33 - wunderlichh (06/15/2014) [-]
Same here, I'm glad my parents are pretty reasonable. Then again, I never work myself into trouble, so I never have to explain my actions for something.
User avatar #37 to #33 - meganinja (06/15/2014) [-]
Or that they're using strawman arguments to make them seem oh so logical and their parents like ignorant ********* .
User avatar #38 to #37 - fizzor (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes, that's a possibility we can't ignore, too.
User avatar #43 to #38 - meganinja (06/15/2014) [-]
Especially the things about cars. My dad does more or less the same thing. It seems illogical, but it's really ******* useful. Thanks to all the times my dad has pulled me away from the computer, I can fix a few things with my car. More importantly, he's taught me how to work with wood. I can do anything that requires basic cutting, such as making cabinets, beds, walls, counter tops, floor tiling, etc.... and I'm not somebody who especially likes working with my hands or anything. I'm a lazy ************ who learned those skills only because my dad pulled me away from video games or funnyjunk in order to teach me **** .
#56 to #43 - rollfourexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 6,340**

What irks me most is that I know kids that just don't listen right and then don't understand why they get yelled at.

With just a little care and compassion from both parties whole issues can go away!
#27 - killerdeath ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
parents:
me: *tells truth*
parents:
User avatar #16 - manananggal (06/15/2014) [-]
This can also apply to scary and crazy girlfriends...
#48 - thechosentroll (06/15/2014) [-]
Hasn't happened to me since I was 11. See, my parents had the brilliant, yet a bit shortsighted, idea of teaching me how to properly talk back when I was little, so I'd deal with bullies. That backfired horribly for everyone, but at least they haven't been able to use this crap on me in forever, because I know how to deal with them. Thank you mom and dad for turning me into the annoying, bitter, stubborn cunt I am today. Couldn't have done it without you.
#47 - lunarmage (06/15/2014) [-]
This is in the top 10 weirdest things my mom yelled at me   
>anon, I'm heading over to the supermarket, what do you want to eat for dinner?   
>"Some spaghetti would be nice"   
>YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FAGGOT! THAT'S IT! NO MORE GAMECUBE   
>proceeds to take away the Gamecube's power cord   
>mfw I was grounded for kindly asking to eat spaghetti for dinner
This is in the top 10 weirdest things my mom yelled at me
>anon, I'm heading over to the supermarket, what do you want to eat for dinner?
>"Some spaghetti would be nice"
>YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FAGGOT! THAT'S IT! NO MORE GAMECUBE
>proceeds to take away the Gamecube's power cord
>mfw I was grounded for kindly asking to eat spaghetti for dinner
#40 - unoletmehavename (06/15/2014) [-]
Thats reminds me,I had some thick skin on my toes,nothing bad,could be scrapped,and didn't hurt,it looked ugly but no one saw it it was winter,and I was walking barefoot in the house and my father noticed,he was trying to convince me that im in pain and that im lying for not feeling pain,I tried to reason and tell him that its just dead skin,it went for four hours,MFW when I hear my father say:"I have been thinking"
#34 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
It's because they set something as reality in their little minds and don't want to accept something else. get new parents OP
User avatar #28 - caesarslegion (06/15/2014) [-]
How's Freshman year going?
User avatar #17 - Kalder (06/15/2014) [-]
>I want the Truth!
>loses arm
#59 - iamwhite (06/15/2014) [-]
**iamwhite rolls 5**/11
User avatar #55 - gragasvlad (06/15/2014) [-]
I have had this problem the trick is to make it impossible for them to know if you tell the truth or not, you always tell the truth around them for a while (only small stuff is needed, things they can see) this will make them know that you are mostly truthfull and then you ******* guilt trip them whenever they are being douches.

Alternativley lie (make it a big one) when you know they are going to accuse you of lying and then when they claim you are lying tell them the truth.
#49 - aagottl (06/15/2014) [-]
I always told the truth, so my parents trusted me.
User avatar #46 - aussieftw ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Or the truth 30 times and lie once and they auto believe the lie
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