EVERY SINGLE TIME. Not mine just found it online.. parents: i want the truth me: ‘Wells truth parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
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EVERY SINGLE TIME

Not mine just found it online.

parents: i want the truth
me: ‘Wells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
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#2 - bigjinfinity ONLINE (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (06/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Parents don't want to hear the truth... They want to hear what the believe... in your voice.
User avatar #8 - galkawhm (06/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"why did you do this?"
It was-
"DON'T TALK BACK TO ME MISTER!"
#5 - carbohydrates (06/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"I want the truth."
- *tells truth*
"Hmm."
- "What?"
"Nothing."
- "So... You're not mad?"
"No. I'm not mad; just, disappointed."
User avatar #1 - thechosentroll (06/14/2014) [-]
Just yell "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" and walk out.
User avatar #4 - iamnotgoodwithname (06/14/2014) [-]
"just tell me the truth i wont get mad"
>proceeds to get mad at truth
gets me every time
#12 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [+] (32 replies)
gotta say this to get it off my chest   
   
>father forces me to mow the lawn   
>from montana   
>typically get -10 F in the lows   
>now in arizona   
>typically 109 F   
>						****************					.jpeg   
>go outside   
>get told to not do the mowing yet   
>get angry   
>wait for him to do the job while just wanting it to be over   
>get told to get under the shade   
>don't get under the shade because if i get under it, i'm just going to get out of it immediately   
>finally gets weed whacker   
>asks me if i know how to start a mower   
>i've started a mower more 						*******					 times than i have hated the heat, so i get furious   
>"you hold down the lever and do this" (i pull the cord fast)   
>father proceeds to yell at me   
>apologize to father   
>father asks me how to start a mower   
>i say "you hold the lever and pull the cord" in the most respectable way possible   
>father yells and says "NO"   
>						************					.billymays   
continued
gotta say this to get it off my chest

>father forces me to mow the lawn
>from montana
>typically get -10 F in the lows
>now in arizona
>typically 109 F
> **************** .jpeg
>go outside
>get told to not do the mowing yet
>get angry
>wait for him to do the job while just wanting it to be over
>get told to get under the shade
>don't get under the shade because if i get under it, i'm just going to get out of it immediately
>finally gets weed whacker
>asks me if i know how to start a mower
>i've started a mower more ******* times than i have hated the heat, so i get furious
>"you hold down the lever and do this" (i pull the cord fast)
>father proceeds to yell at me
>apologize to father
>father asks me how to start a mower
>i say "you hold the lever and pull the cord" in the most respectable way possible
>father yells and says "NO"
> ************ .billymays
continued
User avatar #14 to #13 - cutiepyro (06/15/2014) [-]
>"oh nevermind i see a gauge with a marker on it"
>father says "then put it back in and check the oil"
>stumble and screw it back on wrong
>father sighs and tries to do it himself
> ****** .mp2
>does it for me and asks if i see if the oil is full
>i say yes
>checks the gas and has a heart attack over it being empty
>i genuinely didn't know how to tell if its full or not
>father asks if i had a problem
>"no"
>keeps asking over and over again
>i break and try to start something emotional
>"well, i feel that i never decided to buy this house an-"
>yells at me on and on for being ungrateful
>apologize over and over again
>continues yelling at me
>try not to cry
>father goes away and does weed eating
>try to finish mowing the lawn(s) while trying not to cry
>mfw (above) i try to start an emotional conversation leading up to him divorcing my mom, and i end up getting yelled at and interrupted for telling the truth
#27 - killerdeath (06/15/2014) [-]
parents:
me: *tells truth*
parents:
#33 - fizzor ONLINE (06/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Reading all these comments has driven me to a conclusion that you guys have **** parents who just do not listen to you at all, no matter the situation. I feel bad for you fellas.
User avatar #16 - manananggal (06/15/2014) [-]
This can also apply to scary and crazy girlfriends...
#6 - jaked ONLINE (06/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I've never had this happen to me, and I don't see how it could happen, can someone give me an example of it happening to them?
User avatar #9 to #6 - yunoavailable (06/15/2014) [-]
one time my mom asked me to tell the truth if I was doing drugs Which I wasn't. honestly didn't do much stuff my parents disapproved of outside random stuff on the internet and porn and she went on and on asking again and again and freaking the hell out she was all suspicious because I had a mostly empty can of bug spray in my room for ages and she somehow thought I was getting high off of it or something. honestly I never even drank their alchohol, why would I be doing something that horrific to my lungs to get whatever high you can manage to get off of bug spray
#48 - thechosentroll (06/15/2014) [-]
Hasn't happened to me since I was 11. See, my parents had the brilliant, yet a bit shortsighted, idea of teaching me how to properly talk back when I was little, so I'd deal with bullies. That backfired horribly for everyone, but at least they haven't been able to use this crap on me in forever, because I know how to deal with them. Thank you mom and dad for turning me into the annoying, bitter, stubborn cunt I am today. Couldn't have done it without you.
#47 - lunarmage (06/15/2014) [-]
This is in the top 10 weirdest things my mom yelled at me   
>anon, I'm heading over to the supermarket, what do you want to eat for dinner?   
>"Some spaghetti would be nice"   
>YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FAGGOT! THAT'S IT! NO MORE GAMECUBE   
>proceeds to take away the Gamecube's power cord   
>mfw I was grounded for kindly asking to eat spaghetti for dinner
This is in the top 10 weirdest things my mom yelled at me
>anon, I'm heading over to the supermarket, what do you want to eat for dinner?
>"Some spaghetti would be nice"
>YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FAGGOT! THAT'S IT! NO MORE GAMECUBE
>proceeds to take away the Gamecube's power cord
>mfw I was grounded for kindly asking to eat spaghetti for dinner
#40 - unoletmehavename (06/15/2014) [-]
Thats reminds me,I had some thick skin on my toes,nothing bad,could be scrapped,and didn't hurt,it looked ugly but no one saw it it was winter,and I was walking barefoot in the house and my father noticed,he was trying to convince me that im in pain and that im lying for not feeling pain,I tried to reason and tell him that its just dead skin,it went for four hours,MFW when I hear my father say:"I have been thinking"
User avatar #28 - caesarslegion (06/15/2014) [-]
How's Freshman year going?
User avatar #17 - Kalder (06/15/2014) [-]
>I want the Truth!
>loses arm
User avatar #55 - gragasvlad (06/15/2014) [-]
I have had this problem the trick is to make it impossible for them to know if you tell the truth or not, you always tell the truth around them for a while (only small stuff is needed, things they can see) this will make them know that you are mostly truthfull and then you ******* guilt trip them whenever they are being douches.

Alternativley lie (make it a big one) when you know they are going to accuse you of lying and then when they claim you are lying tell them the truth.
#49 - aagottl (06/15/2014) [-]
I always told the truth, so my parents trusted me.
#24 - rapeyrapey (06/15/2014) [-]
This exact situation happened to my friend Chris before and in all honesty i think its ******* mental that this happens
User avatar #22 - thedutchs (06/15/2014) [-]
>I want the truth
>Tells truth
>Nope you're lying.
>Don't ask if you're not going to believe me.
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