Durr Michael bay kaboom. .. The whole point is he's senile.
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#6 - Rascal (11/15/2013) [-]
My greatgreat grandfather was a wheel! You know what wheel? The first wheel! You know what he transformed into? Nothing! But he did so with honor, and dignity!
#118 to #6 - EKcEntRIC (11/16/2013) [-]
Funniest part of the entire movie, british accent makes it even better
User avatar #9 to #6 - captainobvios (11/16/2013) [-]
he's my favorite part of the movie
User avatar #141 to #9 - steammadewalrus (11/16/2013) [-]
It absolutely sucked that michael bay killed him off.
User avatar #5 - roninneko ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
The whole point is he's senile.
#1 - radiohazard (11/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - longdongofhongkong (11/15/2013) [-]
that's so fake ...
User avatar #4 to #2 - TwiztidNinja (11/15/2013) [-]
idk... i have seen hot dog stands in GTA blow up for no reason.
User avatar #8 to #2 - herecomesjohnny (11/16/2013) [-]
it's from the pink panther
#66 - noonesperfect (11/16/2013) [-]
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#135 to #66 - otroviciado (11/16/2013) [-]
directed bu Michael Bay
User avatar #123 to #67 - evilpapagali (11/16/2013) [-]
Titanic SUPER 3D Source.
#7 - hypex ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
>see this dude first time

#112 to #7 - perfectlyawful (11/16/2013) [-]
please tell me someone went through the trouble of putting said scene on youtube   
i never watched any michael "john wayne / certified american hero" gay, so   
i want to laff too
please tell me someone went through the trouble of putting said scene on youtube

i never watched any michael "john wayne / certified american hero" gay, so

i want to laff too
User avatar #136 to #112 - confusedasian (11/16/2013) [-]
TF2:ROTF jetfire scene

There's this one that I found.
#137 to #136 - perfectlyawful (11/16/2013) [-]
the quality sucks buttholes, but i appreciate the effort
#98 - savyx (11/16/2013) [-]
directed by Michael Bay.
directed by Michael Bay.
#26 - antigravitycake (11/16/2013) [-]
**antigravitycake rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at What? ** still makes more sense than this
User avatar #27 to #26 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
It really does. why does that exist?
Who wants chili chocolate?
User avatar #56 to #27 - fables (11/16/2013) [-]
it's really good. think chocolate with a slight heat. no chili taste or anything, just back of the throat burn. it's pretty cool.
User avatar #57 to #56 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
They do make pretty much the best chocolate so i can believe that.
User avatar #32 to #27 - articulate (11/16/2013) [-]
I was skeptical of sea salt chocolate, but it is really good. I would gladly try chili chocolate.
User avatar #33 to #32 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
I found out chocolate and salt go well together by being to much of a pig to swallow chocolate before eating chips.
#34 to #33 - articulate (11/16/2013) [-]
I received a Hunger Games district 12 themed chocolate bar with salt in it as a gift.
User avatar #149 to #33 - hahahaheidi (11/17/2013) [-]
That's the best way to do it
#78 - therealtotodile ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
He's been in a museum for years. You don't think he's picked up on a little english? Also, in the first transformers Optimus Prime says they learned english by basically downloading the internet.
He's been in a museum for years. You don't think he's picked up on a little english? Also, in the first transformers Optimus Prime says they learned english by basically downloading the internet.
User avatar #84 to #78 - lotengo (11/16/2013) [-]
with that in mind, he probably knows the adress of the museum he is in. So that he's on Earth should be a no-brainer for him
User avatar #93 to #84 - ravertoby (11/16/2013) [-]
He is a senile old man.
#148 to #78 - hahahaheidi (11/17/2013) [-]
I love Toby Turner
I love Toby Turner
User avatar #80 to #78 - beroty (11/16/2013) [-]
All the internet...
just think on all the hardcore porn that he downloaded
#82 to #80 - munyman (11/16/2013) [-]
*download complete*

...what a ****** up bunch of creatures....
*goes home*
User avatar #90 to #82 - beroty (11/16/2013) [-]
But...what if they like it?
and start to mass product hardcore robot porn
User avatar #97 to #90 - heartlessrobot (11/16/2013) [-]
They'd need robot horses though.
#103 to #97 - beroty (11/16/2013) [-]
or just normal horses with metal dicks
just imagine Optimus Prime beeing banged by a horse wi th a metal dick
User avatar #81 to #80 - therealtotodile ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
That's actually a hilarious thought. Imagine downloading all of /b/ and then they just leave the planet and decide, " **** the allspark"
#51 - spleed (11/16/2013) [-]
He's an old Transformer, therefore he's been on different planets.
He's old, so he's been on Earth for a while.
He's old, so he's a bit senile.
He's old, and he just woke up.

And you don't know why he speaks perfect English when he asks what planet he's on?
User avatar #52 to #51 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
He is a robot, robots don't go senile.
User avatar #101 to #52 - knightr **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [-]
according to the transformer movies, at least michael bay's version of it is that the robots are mostly machine and partly organic so they are pretty much giant metal humans that can transform.

Most science fiction movies in general have aliens that know english because they have the futuristic technology to translate anything or for a plot hole reason...

User avatar #53 to #52 - spleed (11/16/2013) [-]
Really? He doesn't seem the least bit senile to you?

Do you think, if a robot was built 300 years ago, it'd function perfectly like the first day it was created?
User avatar #54 to #53 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
Maybe if it ran on energon.
#69 to #54 - orkanoidz ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
He has a point you know.
He has a point you know.
#40 - I Am Monkey (11/16/2013) [-]
Is a planet
Speaks perfect english
User avatar #42 to #40 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
Why does you name have spaces anywho?
User avatar #45 to #42 - I Am Monkey (11/16/2013) [-]
On green funnyjunk you could have spaces
User avatar #47 to #45 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
I remember not being able to see any pictures on funnyjunk for 2 years when the site changed to grey from green, good times.
User avatar #115 to #47 - greenstrongworld (11/16/2013) [-]
Oh my god there's two geezers here talking with each other guys. Gather 'round.
User avatar #166 to #115 - TwiztidNinja (11/17/2013) [-]
Thats right observe the glory.
User avatar #44 to #42 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Because he's a sir.
#64 to #40 - lildo (11/16/2013) [-]
And voiced by James earl jones
User avatar #12 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
it was explained in the first movie that they learned english (and probably all languages) through the internet
#100 to #12 - hurrdurka (11/16/2013) [-]
He was on the planet BEFORE the internet.
User avatar #79 to #12 - flyingoat (11/16/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing at the fact that if they went to a site like funnyjunk or 4chan it would be more like "What planet am I on ****** ? I'll wreck u m8". Learning english through the internet may not be the best idea
User avatar #13 to #12 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
He does not know what planet he is on but is able to connect to the internet and learn the English language before speaking. seems legit.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
he doesn't know know what planet he is on but he can still pick up signals from satellites instantly. if he is a sentient being that can transform into any machine, i'm pretty sure he won't have a problem picking up english in a matter of moments. him asking what planet he is on was probably due to his senility
User avatar #15 to #14 - supersnake (11/16/2013) [-]
i guess english is the only bit of information the internet has, cuase ive never seen any sites talk of what planet we are on
User avatar #18 to #15 - rynkar (11/16/2013) [-]
Huh... thats actually a good point. I can't recall any site mentioning we are on earth.
#102 to #18 - Rascal (11/16/2013) [-]
"The planet is home to millions of species of life, including humans."

god you're stupid
User avatar #105 to #102 - bagguhsleep (11/16/2013) [-]
that doesn't imply exclusivity
User avatar #20 to #18 - ponchosdm (11/16/2013) [-]
still lots of pics of this is the third planet of our system, our entire information of everything is on the internet, not to mention you can learn almoust any language just by spending a good amount of time doing the research
#22 to #20 - Dadhhg (11/16/2013) [-]
He was on earth for a while, he learned English first, deactivated, and upon awakening is confused, disorientated, he still knows things like language, but doesn't know where he is at
User avatar #25 to #22 - ponchosdm (11/16/2013) [-]
it would be like, getting drunk, then wake up, you know your language(drunk people sometimes speak another language),but if it was a hell of a night you wont be able to know where you are
User avatar #24 to #13 - ponchosdm (11/16/2013) [-]
go to another country and just observe how people communicate, you will be amazed on how context helps you to figure what they are saying, even better, they speak a similar language to you and you recognize some words, so making a context in that is even easier
#17 to #13 - Rascal (11/16/2013) [-]
Super machines probably also have internet on their planet and are way more advanced than us.
#140 - Rockerdax (11/16/2013) [-]
OP makes fun of Michael Bay for that, but nobody makes fun of Zack Snyder for the same goddamn thing.
#61 - JudasLitl (11/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #61 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
To slow man already been posted
User avatar #63 to #62 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
******* unlookatable eye. i said it has already been posted...
#113 - vgmddg (11/16/2013) [-]
I sincerely hope someone knows where this is from.
#114 to #113 - cursesnew (11/16/2013) [-]
Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy.

Most likely the movie, which I enjoyed. I also read the books as well.
User avatar #124 to #113 - listerthepessimist (11/16/2013) [-]
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
User avatar #133 to #113 - iphraem ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
the movie was **** in comparison to the books, read the books people
User avatar #134 to #133 - iphraem ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
then again, everything is **** in comparison to the books.. they are my favorite
User avatar #143 to #134 - randomituseddie (11/16/2013) [-]
the old series wasn't that bad, even if it did kinda just leave everyone hanging.
User avatar #147 to #143 - iphraem ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yea I really enjoyed it, but they should have continued, now its just a half told story
User avatar #125 to #113 - evilicious (11/16/2013) [-]
Hitchiker's Guide.
That is, by far, my favorite book ever.
User avatar #48 - garymotherfingoak (11/16/2013) [-]
Robot Chicken: Michael Bay Presents: Explosions!

I found a leaked dev trailer for his next movie
#76 to #48 - plwmar (11/16/2013) [-]
Ah crap didn't see your post down here and posted the link myself further above.Haven't seen this video in a while man couldn't stop laughing!Have a thumbs up though.
User avatar #49 to #48 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
gets me every damn time.
User avatar #122 - vorpike (11/16/2013) [-]
So you rather have a movie where
Optimus: Aksdhfasklhfasklf
Sam: I'm sorry? Wtf is this box?
Megatron: Jasdgkhjasjgahsdfa
And then the world explodes or whatever
#121 - EKcEntRIC (11/16/2013) [-]
Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it Dirt, Planet Dirt.
#85 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/16/2013) [-]
so  we boycotting the michael bay produced ninja turtles movie right?
so we boycotting the michael bay produced ninja turtles movie right?
User avatar #89 to #85 - acemcgunner (11/16/2013) [-]
you know it
#150 to #89 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/17/2013) [-]
woo woo woo
User avatar #86 to #85 - konradkurze (11/16/2013) [-]
its not even teenage mutant turtles...thats how much bay **** on it

its apparently ninja aliens who just happen to look like turtles

and to top it off, he didnt look for an actual talented girl to play april o'neil, he just chose miss eyecandy from transformers
User avatar #99 to #86 - AlanbalMIT (11/16/2013) [-]
He **** his pants because of fans protesting at him for turtles being aliens so he decided to keep them mutants
User avatar #94 to #86 - acemcgunner (11/16/2013) [-]
their not mutants if they are aliens
User avatar #91 to #86 - acemcgunner (11/16/2013) [-]
i heard it was bad but is it that bad?
User avatar #92 to #91 - konradkurze (11/16/2013) [-]
well, the released clip so far looks bad

the foot who used to be ninjas now appear to just be street thugs, and the turtle looks more like its shell is half crab half body armor, and no ninja moves just punches like a street fighter

User avatar #120 to #92 - fireprincess (11/16/2013) [-]
But this isn't a clip from the real movie. It's fanmade.
#151 to #92 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/17/2013) [-]
in the new movie the foot look like the immortals from 300. and they use guns
User avatar #152 to #151 - konradkurze (11/17/2013) [-]
the foot using guns?

******* Bay
is he trying to turn them into the gun-wielding robots from the cartoon?
#153 to #152 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/17/2013) [-]
no they are mercenaries i guess. i guess in the movie their tactics have evolved
User avatar #154 to #153 - konradkurze (11/17/2013) [-]
so im guessing no name-brand villains like shredder
#155 to #154 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/17/2013) [-]
basically. i mean they cast shredder as white instead of japanese so there you go
User avatar #156 to #155 - konradkurze (11/17/2013) [-]
if i facepalmed any harder id crack my skull

WHITE shredder
makes you think bay has a hatred of the original ninja turtles plot
#157 to #156 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/17/2013) [-]
which is why i want a boycott. i dont want people giving bay curiousity money just to see it being destroyed
User avatar #158 to #157 - konradkurze (11/17/2013) [-]
i mean,...hes already earned the hatred of every serious transformers fan after a couple ****** re-envisioned movies about THEM....does he want the ninja turtles fans out for blood too?

#159 to #158 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/17/2013) [-]
transformers still made money though. hes soulless thats all he cares about. he is one guy i believe truely does not care about fans. but there are enough 14 year old YOLO fags who will give money. its ninja turtles so itll make money the only thing we can do is make it look like a disappointment moneywise but not going
User avatar #160 to #159 - konradkurze (11/17/2013) [-]
well who were the fans of bays transformers films? young kids who either never saw the original stuff or were raised on the newer cartoons and hate the classic old stuff (too many kids bitch for only new stuff)
like seriously, the original TF went on for 4 seasons and had a ******* EPIC movie that possibly made more than bays ****

and now theres bay trying to reinvent ninja turtles and possibly make another bomb that just makes the older movies look better
#161 to #160 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/17/2013) [-]
well transformers didnt bomb though. its one of the highest grossing movies ever. but like i said. more style over substance. thats who ninja turltes movie is being made for. casual fans. and im not a casual fan
User avatar #162 to #161 - konradkurze (11/17/2013) [-]
well not bomb as in low grossing movie just made ******
too many movies are being made with ********* of special effect on bluescreen designed to look good and cover up ****** plot

just look at the new total recall movie.....original was arnold, actors, and makeup
new one is colin farrel and CGI ( **** )
#163 to #162 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/17/2013) [-]
transformers is one of the worst reviewed movies so yeah. thats what i dont want from ninja turtles. spread the word. boycott the movie

and dont get me started on the total recall movie lol. or the dragonball movie or the last airbender movie or whatever else movie that they messed up
User avatar #164 to #163 - konradkurze (11/17/2013) [-]
yes...dragonball z,....a family that has a person of every race....thats like how the COMEDY movie 'epic movie' had a black dad, an indian mother and their daughters were japanese and white....but in an ACTION movie? m knight shamallah ****** that up bad

i can understand theres copyright ideals to sidestep but **** totally assraping the plot and the characters? the **** were they thinking
#165 to #164 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/17/2013) [-]
no idea. really wish i did. theres only so much anger i can store for movies. the rest of my hate is reserved for real world stuff. but dang hollywood pushes it
User avatar #95 to #92 - acemcgunner (11/16/2013) [-]
that actually looks cool...it looks low budget but good low budget
#96 to #95 - dontknowmeatall (11/16/2013) [-]
It looks like a not-at-all-awesome Hulk.
#87 to #86 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/16/2013) [-]
they are back to being mutants after a LOTTTTTTTTTT of bad press and death threats and stuff and they finally caved. doesnt change the fact they cashing in on ninja turltes
User avatar #88 to #87 - konradkurze (11/16/2013) [-]
yeah when several MILLION people want you hurt or dead....yeah that kinda makes a statement
#83 - kaboomz (11/16/2013) [-]
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dat title
#74 - plwmar (11/16/2013) [-]
Robot Chicken: Michael Bay Presents: Explosions!

Michael bay presents: EXPLOSIOOOOONS
#77 to #74 - plwmar (11/16/2013) [-]
I just saw another member posted the video further below.Any thumbs up should go to him as my response can be considered a repost.
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