Dumbest patients
Doctors on were Asked
About Their Dumbest Patients,
This was Their Response
any looking at the patients chart and seeing she had diabetes:
Me: no you hare any medical conditions?
Patient No
Me: Are you sure. you' never been told you have any diseases?
Patient Never
Me: What meditations do you take?
patient insulin... tor my diabetes
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I one had a patient who was presumed an inhaler for his at
allergy He tame back a week later saying he was none the better
toms out he was the inhaler on his cat
vim. I
Patient had to be told that the reason her son
was getting sick at school every day was because
she was packing him peanut butter sandwiches
and he was allergic to peanuts.
She honestly didn' t know that was an ingredient,
and he was in middle school and wasn' t bright
enough to realize it himself.
Thm' t eat or drink anything after midnight" before his 3
year old daughter' s surgery the next morning (tonsils and
adenoids). While Incubating his daughter the next morning.
she vomited scrambled eggs, causing her to aspirate them
into her lungs. Her heart stopped, and I did chest
compressions on her for " minutes. we got her back,
aborted the surgery. and transferred her to pediatric kn on
a ventilator. Her father' s response..." She said she was
hungry. I thought you were being too hard on her. It must
have been something you did to her,"
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mere was this lady who hat diabetes and her foot was necrotic.
the donor told her she was COMO to have to have it amputated,
and she said, “No. Jesus will heal it rot me" lot something to that
degree)
The doctor looked at her and said. "Mum. you have maggots
eating your root Jesus wants you to get it amputated
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A mom brought her kids to the ER after they are all of their
Halloween candy because they had tummy niches. They were still
eating Reese' s peanut butter cups when they were in the exam room.
I had to explain to her that they need to wt back on the candy and
she looked at me like I had three heads.
the . - 9 minutes ago -at
str 32 Deon! like this
Mt my name and I don' t want our daughter to have any nitric
Vanities, vitamin K shot. we ointment, or mu testers
nelson raking her with the needle is worse than the sold‘ she' d on
without the 'Persun'.'
He then drove his newborn daughter and flame! home in a at that
absolutely recited of weed and cigarettes
to this
1 hour ago L,
Tm never going to have a baby because
the hospitals don' t wash them anymore."
The best was the woman who was feeding her
3 month old dog every few days for no other
reason than she thought a dog should only
eat that often. Came in for hypoglycemia (of
course).
The nurse who spoke with her has no
patience for this kind hijacked ignorance,
and actually shouted at her "DO YOU EAT
EVERY THREE DAYS!?"
Had a lady who measured her baby' s temperature by
the men and putting one hand in from or it while the other hand
was an the baby' s totem. she told the nurse her baby' s Centres
about no degrees.
the comment Pest
A middle and lady in the operating theatre once told us at the last minute
as she was being wheeled in) that she' s allergic to latex. Everyone freaks
out. semen of the use in theatre has latex in it. so we take
her to the latex tree theatre and do her surgery there. when she' s in
recovery and awake I enquire as to what rematch she has to latex, "l lust
don' t realty like the sound the latex gloves matte. dear'. I just turned
around and walked out
February 3 '
I had asthma when I was a child. so stop f** king
patronising me and telling me how to raise my
because you think you' re smarter than
me". Leaves hospital.
Back in hospital two hours later; six year old daughter
In respiratory failure and admitted to ICU.
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About Their Dumbest Patients,
This was Their Response
any looking at the patients chart and seeing she had diabetes:
Me: no you hare any medical conditions?
Patient No
Me: Are you sure. you' never been told you have any diseases?
Patient Never
Me: What meditations do you take?
patient insulin... tor my diabetes
Like Comment Share aw Duos: '1'/ m) t-
I one had a patient who was presumed an inhaler for his at
allergy He tame back a week later saying he was none the better
toms out he was the inhaler on his cat
vim. I
Patient had to be told that the reason her son
was getting sick at school every day was because
she was packing him peanut butter sandwiches
and he was allergic to peanuts.
She honestly didn' t know that was an ingredient,
and he was in middle school and wasn' t bright
enough to realize it himself.
Thm' t eat or drink anything after midnight" before his 3
year old daughter' s surgery the next morning (tonsils and
adenoids). While Incubating his daughter the next morning.
she vomited scrambled eggs, causing her to aspirate them
into her lungs. Her heart stopped, and I did chest
compressions on her for " minutes. we got her back,
aborted the surgery. and transferred her to pediatric kn on
a ventilator. Her father' s response..." She said she was
hungry. I thought you were being too hard on her. It must
have been something you did to her,"
ti Like I Comment
mere was this lady who hat diabetes and her foot was necrotic.
the donor told her she was COMO to have to have it amputated,
and she said, “No. Jesus will heal it rot me" lot something to that
degree)
The doctor looked at her and said. "Mum. you have maggots
eating your root Jesus wants you to get it amputated
like _ comment 9 minutes ago T ta
A mom brought her kids to the ER after they are all of their
Halloween candy because they had tummy niches. They were still
eating Reese' s peanut butter cups when they were in the exam room.
I had to explain to her that they need to wt back on the candy and
she looked at me like I had three heads.
the . - 9 minutes ago -at
str 32 Deon! like this
Mt my name and I don' t want our daughter to have any nitric
Vanities, vitamin K shot. we ointment, or mu testers
nelson raking her with the needle is worse than the sold‘ she' d on
without the 'Persun'.'
He then drove his newborn daughter and flame! home in a at that
absolutely recited of weed and cigarettes
to this
1 hour ago L,
Tm never going to have a baby because
the hospitals don' t wash them anymore."
The best was the woman who was feeding her
3 month old dog every few days for no other
reason than she thought a dog should only
eat that often. Came in for hypoglycemia (of
course).
The nurse who spoke with her has no
patience for this kind hijacked ignorance,
and actually shouted at her "DO YOU EAT
EVERY THREE DAYS!?"
Had a lady who measured her baby' s temperature by
the men and putting one hand in from or it while the other hand
was an the baby' s totem. she told the nurse her baby' s Centres
about no degrees.
the comment Pest
A middle and lady in the operating theatre once told us at the last minute
as she was being wheeled in) that she' s allergic to latex. Everyone freaks
out. semen of the use in theatre has latex in it. so we take
her to the latex tree theatre and do her surgery there. when she' s in
recovery and awake I enquire as to what rematch she has to latex, "l lust
don' t realty like the sound the latex gloves matte. dear'. I just turned
around and walked out
February 3 '
I had asthma when I was a child. so stop f** king
patronising me and telling me how to raise my
because you think you' re smarter than
me". Leaves hospital.
Back in hospital two hours later; six year old daughter
In respiratory failure and admitted to ICU.
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