Dude what. I hope you read it til the very end. Friendly reminder someone in the world won't understand the joke. It's so goddamn witty lel.. Cl Anonymous 12: 1
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Dude what

I hope you read it til the very end. Friendly reminder someone in the world won't understand the joke. It's so goddamn witty lel.

Cl Anonymous 12: 1 3( Np. 945124 . Replies: C): K: rtil'
me, high school senior
as set twins enter my grade in the middle of the "year
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salt' incas a heir and a girl: Wing and Ling Chingchong somethingsomething
must have been smashed on sake to think ofthose gems
smooth are in my trig class
shoing sits next to me. turns out to DE) pretty cool
tells me I can cheat off his tests ifl do one thing for him
m failing trig, I' d sell my soul for his test answers
s-" Sure. anything.'
she asks me how to legally change his name
s sick a stupidness name like luring
tsall mama him
seek him whathe wants his new name to tie
s' Lee_ Like, Bruce Lee."
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sling overhears us from mew rows away
that his name has seen passed down for generations
shis parents would discern him ifhe changed it
ing doesn' t give a ****
offend drive him to town hall afterschool
sling insists on tagging along
drive them both
into town hall, l/ ing goes straight to the desk
a form, pulls out birth certificate
iped
scribbling down info on sheet
s Suddenly looks conflicted
storytelling
ancestral **** runs deep
smells receptionist he can' t do it
sshe says he' ll have to pair a fee to cancel his request
laws
sling is just glad he changed his mind. grass some cash from her purse
sls about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall
man. neon shorts, American flag toshiro and
gone full 'murican
string stares at the man. tears dripping down his yellow cheeks
mad runs up and embraces son
sluge smile on his face
shold on to that fee, Ling.'
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#2 - haxslasher (12/18/2013) [-]
Man, this story was quite a Journey
#3 - gux (12/18/2013) [-]
sneaky son of a bitch
User avatar #1 - crutos (12/18/2013) [-]
I don't get it
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