Druggy. . F " PARENTS THINK I' ll ' BERNIE! I III!!! BEEN Melita USING nuns an nu: BEEN l" aniline . Y : made on imgur. I would love to say good on ya m8, but I've seen this on Imgur, 9gag and the likes. I do wonder who was the original druggie though, to congratulate him and suc
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#30 - peanutbraddle (11/16/2013) [-]
When I quit drinking, my mom thought I started drinking.
When I quit drinking, my mom thought I started drinking.
#3 - fezzo (11/15/2013) [-]
I would love to say good on ya m8, but I've seen this on Imgur, 9gag and the likes.   
   
I do wonder who was the original druggie though, to congratulate him and such
I would love to say good on ya m8, but I've seen this on Imgur, 9gag and the likes.

I do wonder who was the original druggie though, to congratulate him and such
#9 to #3 - prox (11/16/2013) [-]
I've never laughed soo hard at a gif
User avatar #27 to #3 - wheteverlol (11/16/2013) [-]
this is the internet I realy doubt the story was true to begin with
User avatar #32 to #27 - hudis (11/16/2013) [-]
The fact that it's on the internet and the amount of people who use the internet only gives it more credibility, imo. As in, there's no certainty that the person who made it had this happen to him, however it's almost guaranteed to have happened to dozens of people who use the internet.

I'm not sure that even makes sense, it's just how I view these things.
User avatar #28 to #3 - tittentei (11/16/2013) [-]
*takes bite of fried chicken dipped in gravy*
I'm not too sure about that...
#23 to #3 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
y u lookin at 9gag?
u sum kiinda fagot?
User avatar #10 to #3 - WolfRider (11/16/2013) [-]
ive never done drugs
i dont get a congratulations
User avatar #21 to #10 - brokensocialscene (11/16/2013) [-]
congratulations
#61 to #10 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
Congratulations! crongrate
#2 - whatugawkinat (11/15/2013) [-]
Good for you, good for you.
#31 to #2 - pappysmurf (11/16/2013) [-]
You lazy bum. Start moving that ballsack.
You lazy bum. Start moving that ballsack.
User avatar #35 - beatmasterz (11/16/2013) [-]
A year ago my cunt of a neighbor was secretly smoking in her house and to hide the buds she threw them over the hedge right under my ******* window. Can you imagine how difficult it was to prove they weren't mine?
User avatar #38 to #35 - gamerjjl (11/16/2013) [-]
how you prove your innocence.
User avatar #37 to #35 - kikisu (11/16/2013) [-]
How did you clear your name?
User avatar #43 to #37 - beatmasterz (11/16/2013) [-]
I explained them that if I were smoking I wouldn't smoke a ******** in a day and that I wouldn't be stupid enough to throw the buds onto my own porch.
#17 - SILENCEnight (11/16/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Nice try.. ** Did someone say drugs?
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Nice try.. ** Did someone say drugs?
#5 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
It was kind of the opposite for me,   
   
Whenever I used opiates everything was great and my parents loved me,   
"Oh you're social, enthusiastic, and such."   
And it was true. I was really motivated, energetic, and free of the pain of my health problems. I wanted to  be active and do things and was just happy and such.   
   
But,  like I said I have health issues. It was too much of a strain on my body, and with tolerance was really just impossible. Not to mention cost. And they hindered my motors skills and thoughts. So I stopped using them nearly as quickly as I started.   
   
I've long since realized that the me I am now isn't the true me. I'm hampered by my weak body, chronic pain, and health problems. I'm damaged, and pretty much broken. I'm running on empty. I'm barely alive right now. Sadly I mean that quite literally. Opiates suppressed those problems. But I can't rely on them. Even if they helped me be the person I needed to be. But I can't rely on anything else either.   
   
And so, it just seems hopeless. both this thing we call life and the thing I call myself.
It was kind of the opposite for me,

Whenever I used opiates everything was great and my parents loved me,
"Oh you're social, enthusiastic, and such."
And it was true. I was really motivated, energetic, and free of the pain of my health problems. I wanted to be active and do things and was just happy and such.

But, like I said I have health issues. It was too much of a strain on my body, and with tolerance was really just impossible. Not to mention cost. And they hindered my motors skills and thoughts. So I stopped using them nearly as quickly as I started.

I've long since realized that the me I am now isn't the true me. I'm hampered by my weak body, chronic pain, and health problems. I'm damaged, and pretty much broken. I'm running on empty. I'm barely alive right now. Sadly I mean that quite literally. Opiates suppressed those problems. But I can't rely on them. Even if they helped me be the person I needed to be. But I can't rely on anything else either.

And so, it just seems hopeless. both this thing we call life and the thing I call myself.
User avatar #26 to #5 - minorian ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. I have a dad, who have chronic pain in his back, so he gets morphine, but he doesn't take it, so he just have about 13-14 bottles of morphine pills. I began stealing a few pills from the containers, then I took a bottle, and during that period, I felt like all my problems disappeared.

It took over for me though, and I found myself sitting in a trashed apartment with a wire, a syringe, a spoon and some heroin. I, too, had a lot of problems, but mine were psychological and not physical. Good luck, bro.
User avatar #93 to #26 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
Ah... morphine... I've never tried it (yet) but I hear it's the king of all opiates. And one of the main components of opium. Yeah, that sounds pretty drastic. I hope you take care as well.
User avatar #40 to #5 - witislimited (11/16/2013) [-]
I don't suppose your a diagnostician and your leg is crippled?

Either way, doctors have found a way to teach patients how to reduce their chronic pain by putting them in an MRI, linking the activity in the part of their brain responsible for perceiving pain to the strength of a fire on a digital screen in front of the MRI, so the more pain there is, the stronger the fire. The doctor then instructed the patient to put out the fire with their mind in any way they can/like.

I hope to hell this helps you. Even mild but constant pain is terrible.
User avatar #91 to #40 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
My wavering weight is probably enough to tell you that something is wrong. But yeah, I'm going to try meditating more often, and maybe some light yoga. I can't afford to burn too many calories, and I'm going to try and visit some specialists, I'll try to do what I can. So we'll see I guess.
User avatar #100 to #91 - witislimited (11/16/2013) [-]
Wait, by that, you mean as in malnourished/underweight? If you eat a mountain but hardly get any nutrition, I'd guess that there's a parasite like a tapeworm.

I'm not suggesting yoga/meditation, I'm suggesting that treatment with the MRI- what the doctors did was give the pain a visual form, so it's easier to douse out a fire based on your pain with your thoughts then the pain you experience.
User avatar #101 to #100 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
A tapeworm would have been obvious, this isn't. And it's chronic. Like I said I'm going to see some specialists, so we'll see. I still have a bit of health insurance left.
User avatar #117 to #101 - witislimited (11/16/2013) [-]
I get that you mentioned that eating a lot of any particular food gives you a stomach ache, but why do you have so little weight/energy intake?
User avatar #122 to #117 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
Not sure. I'm not active but barely keep weight. Food amount doesn't seem to matter too much, though I do need a significant amount of calories to keep stable.
User avatar #73 to #5 - vatra (11/16/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #87 to #73 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
tayutama kiss on my deity according to ggle
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User avatar #88 to #87 - vatra (11/16/2013) [-]
Thanks mate.
User avatar #78 to #5 - atma (11/16/2013) [-]
do you mind if I ask what sorts of problems?
I'm suffering from a lot of issues that dampen my ability to get out of my house and enjoy my life, amongst them headaches and dizziness which may be caused by my medication
I'm scared when you say barely alive, though ._.
User avatar #86 to #78 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
Well for one I'm in pain all the time, my stomach usually hurts, and my body feels hurt all over. Whenever I eat most of anything I get a stomach ache. I have to pee all the time, and my digestion system never seems happy. It's a bit hard to think at times. I can't seem to gain any weight and have trouble keeping weight. I could keep going, but I don't feel lik ranting right now.

What I can tell you is that medications have a **** load of side effects. I'm not sure what you are taking them for, but you should do a little research on them. Lots of times I think lots of prescriptions are more trouble than they're worth. I've done a lot of research on the medical industry, so all I can say is that it can be very messed up.
#134 to #86 - aronjakob (11/16/2013) [-]
Sounds quite allot like a more intense version of what I've got.
I have Crohn's disease...
User avatar #136 to #134 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
I'm looking into what I might have. Hopefully the docs can help. There are just so many candidates though, and I worry I have something rare. However my biggest fear is that I'm just genetically unfit.
#142 to #136 - aronjakob (11/16/2013) [-]
If it is the same, I can tell you this: the most important thing for me is diet. Very specific diet. No insoluble fibre, not many carbs and lots of protein, also strictly no chocolate, but it varies a lot from person to person.
I felt like total **** two years ago, then things got really bad and I went to hospital for 2 weeks, after that the doctors put me on loads of drugs, which set me into remission but ****** up other things, but I gradually stopped taking drugs and started to figure out my diet, and now am quite happy and take no drugs at all.

I really believe that you are fixable, like me
#8 to #5 - justineff (11/16/2013) [-]
i used opiates for the last 4 years of my life dude.
Get yourself some Suboxone, i credit my whole recovery to it.

Don't give up man, it gets better.
User avatar #12 to #8 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
I don't suffer addition, but damn me if they didn't help.
#13 to #12 - justineff (11/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, no one should suffer from math either man.
I know what you mean tho, i don't think of it as addiction, just a change you have to make. It was a social thing for me, too.
But I couldn't have done it without help, ya know.
#47 to #5 - bonerjam (11/16/2013) [-]
you know at least you have a reason to take opiates but im not saying its a good thing. people take opiates for pleasure and tarnished their quality of life. Its when i see people who actually do need opiate to suppress their pain that i see myself taking this drug for granted. I should be lucky enough not to have a reason to take this because i know how opiate really takes a toll on you when you take it for long period of time and you can simply stop taking it because you dont have any health issues. but when i see people who do have health issues and they have to take opiate, it just makes me sick to take the drug for recreational use. I know how you feel its like you're trapped and i do feel your pain. best wishes to you.
User avatar #90 to #47 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
Nah man, don't feel too bad. Recreational drug use (responsibly) is fine in my opinion. Sure sure, by all means I probably actually need pain killers (not like my body is strong enough to handle them to begin with), but I still have some health insurance left. I'm getting checked out by some people, I don't really expect much to be honest, they've never really helped out before, but if worse comes to worse once I'm not living on a military base I'll brew opium tea or something from time to time, or cannabis or something. dunno really.

It's okay to feel a little guilty though. Just remember to stay in control and appreciate the drug. In my opinion, the drugs themselves aren't to blame, it's the people who use them. Stay responsible.
User avatar #110 to #5 - flappyasscheeks (11/16/2013) [-]
I partially know what you mean, not with all of the pain that you have and you "being barely alive". I am sorry for what you are going through. But I as well have had to take very strong pain relievers because I've had surgeries before and I had to take them a couple of times, and of course they did their job to relieve the pain, but I absolutely hated being on them. The ******* sucked. I was always dizzy and couldn't think or stand up straight. I hated being on them so much but luckily I only had to take them for 2 weeks. Sometimes I didn't even take them because I didn't wanna go through the side effects. So, I am sorry for what you are going though and I hope you will become better soon.
#133 to #5 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
I believe you can get through it , be strong, It's homo I know but I love you and you're special, you don't need to play up to someone else, you are you, you are your true self, your true self is allowed to be feeling **** when **** is thrown at them, who wouldn't be down in the dumps when in constant pain? If you're up when you're in pain then that's not you. Anyway,
best of luck.
I truly hope you get better
- a certain anon trying to make your day a little brighter.
User avatar #137 to #133 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [-]
thx anon
#33 - munyman (11/16/2013) [-]
I have itchy eyes all the ******* time.

Parents assume I smoke weed every time I hang out with friends.
Ghhghh.
User avatar #36 to #33 - lotengo (11/16/2013) [-]
i know that feel bro.
A few days ago, she visited me at 9:00 am, i was asleep. She assumed i was high because my pupils where dialated (not a sign of being high)

She's just a llittle freaked out because they are going to open a coffeeshop 100 steps from my front door
#49 - EmperorColo (11/16/2013) [-]
I used to make food and eat at the dinner table tripping absolute balls on various psychedelics and no one had any idea. Kept a mean poker face while my rainbow food whispered sweet nothings to me.
User avatar #55 to #49 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [-]
How in the world did your parents not see your demonic eyes though?
User avatar #57 to #55 - EmperorColo (11/16/2013) [-]
Glamour magic.

Dim light and luck I guess.
#113 to #57 - BigDoktor (11/16/2013) [-]
Did someone say glamour?
User avatar #132 to #113 - stripey ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
is that a game?
User avatar #157 to #132 - BigDoktor (11/18/2013) [-]
The Wolf Among Us, a prequel to Fables
User avatar #76 to #57 - hyeroshi (11/16/2013) [-]
What if they knew and had the same idea?
User avatar #82 to #76 - EmperorColo (11/16/2013) [-]
They're not the type to do that. If they knew they would have called me out on it and told me I need Jebus.
User avatar #96 to #49 - darksideofthebeast (11/16/2013) [-]
You're telling me you survived the giggle spasm in front of your parents/

What?

I don't even see how that is possible, grats to you, sir.
User avatar #97 to #96 - EmperorColo (11/16/2013) [-]
It was beyond difficult, believe me.
User avatar #98 to #97 - darksideofthebeast (11/16/2013) [-]
I actually just tripped last night, kind of upset I spent it all on the giggles.

I am honestly stunned that you could achieve such a skill, but that is amazing.
If I was your parents I wouldn't even be mad, I'd be impressed.
#4 - sonofpsychodad (11/16/2013) [-]
I'm more worried about the sanity of lightbulb.
What did you use nuns for?!?
User avatar #6 to #4 - nitrojoe (11/16/2013) [-]
He used them to "an nu: BEEN l"
aniline . "
#114 to #4 - BigDoktor (11/16/2013) [-]
Is that supposed to be Anne Frank.
User avatar #131 to #114 - sonofpsychodad (11/16/2013) [-]
Why yes, I believe it is.
#11 - urbemarmis (11/16/2013) [-]
i was dehydrated my freshman year and i collapsed and blacked out. i woke up and my friends brought me home and i spent 45 minutes trying to convince my parents i needed to go to a hospital. they said "fine well bring you to the hospital" trying to call my bluff and when we were getting ready to leave i took a piss called my parents in and showed them it was a dark yellow that didnt look good at all. i had to show my parents my piss just to get them to take me to the hospital. this guy shouldnt be complaining too much about that
User avatar #50 to #11 - fgtometer (11/16/2013) [-]
Why weren't you just able to rehydrate, out of interest?
#64 to #50 - urbemarmis (11/16/2013) [-]
because i was at a dangerous level of dehydration. they even told me it was smart to go to them because if i was too dehydrated i might drink water and it might not even be enough
User avatar #99 - thecondor (11/16/2013) [-]
My parents think I'm always stoned because i come home from school and sleep, but I've never smoked and sometimes I get tired so suck a dick mom and pops
User avatar #119 to #99 - fukinitech ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
im always tired as **** when i get home and my mom thinks im unmotivated, she drug tested me once and i passed and i told her it was because i was tired, i hate her so much.
#102 to #99 - fireworkmuffins (11/16/2013) [-]
"but I've never smoked and sometimes i get tired"   
   
I cannot explain why this is 			*******		 hilarious to me
"but I've never smoked and sometimes i get tired"

I cannot explain why this is ******* hilarious to me
User avatar #138 to #102 - neonnurse (11/16/2013) [-]
Because everybody knows that only smokers get tired.
#63 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [-]
What kind of drugs, OP? Describe them exactly to me... also where do you live? Also what is your name? Also where is she? Also where am I? Also Also? Also. Salso.

Salsa, even.
User avatar #52 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [-]
Le funnyjunk, "DURGS DRUGS DRUGS MARAJUANA HUE DRUGS"
stupid ****** it kills u why would you use it
User avatar #112 to #52 - vgmddg ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Your comment is true, but it's laid out like a troll comment. Ergo, I cannot thumb up or down.
User avatar #156 to #112 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
Thanks friend
but it doesent matter i am going for pink name level -400
User avatar #159 to #156 - vgmddg ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh, well then I'm thumbing it up.
#54 to #52 - lfunnymanl (11/16/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Female 0rgasms ** stupid ****
User avatar #62 to #54 - paradox (11/16/2013) [-]
idk i personally find your roll very fitting old friend. think about it you rolled a stupid picture for an incredibly stupid troll.
#56 to #52 - sanguinesolitude (11/16/2013) [-]
XDXD yfw
XDXD yfw
User avatar #58 to #56 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [-]
mad?
User avatar #59 to #58 - sanguinesolitude (11/16/2013) [-]
nah the opposite, disappointed in you, hm i guess in that regards I am like your parents.
User avatar #60 to #59 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [-]
ha u can even spell
#83 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
Wow for once I don't feel like the odd one out, I started smoking weed my junior year of highschool and my grades went from D's and F's to straight A's most my grades being over 100%

I have serious depression and antisocial issues unless I'm stoned then I just wanna get naked and hug people I dont actually get naked and hug people okay its happened like 2 or 3 times 15....
#85 to #83 - slayerbrkk (11/16/2013) [-]
**** my inability to remember to sign in
User avatar #126 to #85 - Blitzken (11/16/2013) [-]
Marijuana actually helps alot of people with issues such as stress and anxiety, it is the ******* stoner hippies that use it WAY to much that give it a bad reputation.
User avatar #151 to #126 - fukkendragonite (11/16/2013) [-]
When it comes to weed, I'm sick of the way it polarises opinion. Some people hate it with a passion, and some people think it's the best thing since sliced bread.

I have smoked weed, I knew, and still know, the dangers. It can mess with your mind, and my brother was chronically depressed and had anger problems- it ust made it a million times worse when he started smoking weed again.. He pulled a knife on my other brother once, and that's just not like him. He is learning to drive and he believes that it would be okay for him to drive stoned because he's "still focused" on weed- or so he says. So it isn't a wonder drug.

However there are medicinal benefits. And I realise that too. My oldest brother basically had his life saved by weed because his alcoholism tainted his mind to the point of suicidal tendency. But luckily, the only thing that calms him down is a quick joint.

if you're gonna smoke it, you have to know what you're doing- that's my message.
User avatar #71 - vatra (11/16/2013) [-]
The light bulb sounds like an angsty teenager "F parents!"
User avatar #14 - ellwood (11/16/2013) [-]
hey, congratulations man. don't give up.
#108 - askdsd (11/16/2013) [-]
Am I the only person out there who actually fully believes that there's nothing positive about using drugs, and that everyone who uses drugs is absolutely retarded?
#121 to #108 - nuclearderp (11/16/2013) [-]
Really the only one I couldn't really care if people used it or not, is weed. Only thing is, can mess with the brain and stop its development if used to early (so if it were legalized, I'd go for law so it can't be used before a certain age, like alcohol). But its sure as hell less of a health hazard than cigarettes. It's less harmful than most things out there.    
   
Sorta indifferent to marijuana. Everything else I think is stupid.
Really the only one I couldn't really care if people used it or not, is weed. Only thing is, can mess with the brain and stop its development if used to early (so if it were legalized, I'd go for law so it can't be used before a certain age, like alcohol). But its sure as hell less of a health hazard than cigarettes. It's less harmful than most things out there.

Sorta indifferent to marijuana. Everything else I think is stupid.
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User avatar #141 to #108 - covered (11/16/2013) [-]
Yeh, you are the only one.
User avatar #143 to #108 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [-]
How do you feel about booze?
#155 to #143 - captininsanoobacon (11/17/2013) [-]
they have found that moderate drinkers live on average 15 years longer then non drinkers, hell even heavy problem drinkers live 5 years longer then no drinkers.
User avatar #109 to #108 - kyouko (11/16/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #129 to #108 - glasgowrangers (11/16/2013) [-]
if you have used drugs you are probably the only drug user who has that opinion

Does Alcohol have any benefits? There are certainly lots of drugs that are 'harmless' or even less harmful but you will get more benefits.

And talking about purely health, weed can be used in lots of cases, even lsd or mdma could potentially have medicinal value.

I would strongly disagree with you but it is about opinion, you will find some people who will say the same about water, that it has no good effects. And oppositely, you will get some people who say cutting yourself has positive effects.
User avatar #120 to #108 - sleepingmexican (11/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I have a feeling you're the only person who fully thinks that.
User avatar #150 to #108 - slumberdonkey (11/16/2013) [-]
Sugar, Caffeine, Tobacco, Alcohol, Penicillin are all drugs. Also, they have found marijuana in the pipes of George Washington and William Shakespeare, Thomas Jefferson (arguably the most intelligent man who ever lived) used to write in his diary about how he grew marijuana. So i'd go ahead and say that not EVERYBODY that does drugs is a retard. I would also like to say that the use of drugs is not dumb, but the abuse of them is.
#115 to #108 - huzibizi (11/16/2013) [-]
Mfw you're a successfully brainwashed 14 year old
User avatar #118 to #108 - zzaugostinozz (11/16/2013) [-]
Consider the following: Coffee
#65 - falloutmrnewvegas (11/16/2013) [-]
woah
woah
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