Double Surprise. Americans dont even know Source: Imgur.. 60,000 of these bastards were seized by the US government last year, I think its a clear message we want some god damn kinder eggs!
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#20 - Indubidubly (10/08/2013) [-]
60,000 of these bastards were seized by the US government last year, I think its a clear message we want some god damn kinder eggs!
60,000 of these bastards were seized by the US government last year, I think its a clear message we want some god damn kinder eggs!
#91 to #20 - bann (10/08/2013) [-]
I've heard tales that TSA agents would take them and eat them themselves
User avatar #160 to #20 - joshlol (10/08/2013) [-]
Have all the guns you want but god forbid you have a dangerous chocolate treat with a small plastic container inside, you'd surely choke to death.
#108 - ieatyououtaldaylon (10/08/2013) [-]
I've never had a kinder egg, we had was these.
User avatar #117 to #108 - fireprincess (10/08/2013) [-]
I remember those. They were so good.
User avatar #123 to #108 - aeriesiapna ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
if Memory serves we had Kinder Eggs or something similar first, then got the wonder balls. yay for feeling old
User avatar #114 to #108 - xoyv (10/08/2013) [-]
aaaand that's why kinder eggs were banned in the US
User avatar #145 - ButtonFly ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
That's the best kinder surprise.

... I'll go home now.
#147 - sundip (10/08/2013) [-]
You're meant to crack them open, not bite them.   
   
..You monster
You're meant to crack them open, not bite them.

..You monster
#144 - trevo (10/08/2013) [-]
I only found recently America aren't allowed kinder eggs, you poor 			*******		.
I only found recently America aren't allowed kinder eggs, you poor ******* .
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#161 to #144 - mreichenberg (10/08/2013) [-]
The closest thing I remember to that in America was The Wonder Ball
User avatar #151 to #144 - malhaloc (10/08/2013) [-]
yeah some fat kid thought it would be fun to put the whole damn thing in his mouth and he choked. and you know how we americans are. if one person gets hurt doing something its now illegal. so no wonder balls, no dodge ball, no tug of war...
User avatar #155 to #151 - ButtonFly ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Actually, no one had died because of the eggs when America made them illegal. In fact, the first recorded deaths weren't until three years after the law in America was passed. Those deaths were of three children in the UK.
There was talk of banning the egg in the UK after that in the UK House of Commons and also by the UK Department of Trade and Industry but they were like "nah."

The 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act contains a section highlighting that a confectionery product with a non-nutritive object, partially or totally imbedded within it, cannot be sold within the United States, unless the FDA issues a regulation that the non-nutritive object has functional value. Essentially, the 1938 Act bans “the sale of any candy that has imbedded in it a toy or trinket.”
Of course, this didn't stretch over to Kinder eggs until 1997 when they were officially banned.
User avatar #175 to #155 - doctorprofessornv (10/08/2013) [-]
So by that logic putting plastic rings on cupcakes should also be illegal... then again I probably shouldn't be putting any more dumb ideas out there for the government to 'capitalize' on.
User avatar #176 to #175 - ButtonFly ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Who puts plastic rings on cupcakes?
#180 to #176 - daviid (10/08/2013) [-]
**daviid rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at That's what you get bitch! ** you've never had a holloween cupcake with a little plastic ring on top? like a black spider or even a white skull
User avatar #185 to #180 - ButtonFly ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I remember those now.
I didn't know stores actually sold them though. I thought they were just decoration adults added to them.
User avatar #204 to #185 - daviid (10/10/2013) [-]
youre probably right, i just figured those ******* bought em like that
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User avatar #178 to #176 - doctorprofessornv (10/08/2013) [-]
You can find them in most supermarkets and grocery stores, especially around the holidays (e.g spider rings on Halloween cupcakes, etc...).
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User avatar #154 to #151 - trevo (10/08/2013) [-]
There's always that someone who ruins it for everyone else.
#94 - ineedahug ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
GOD DAMN IT OP!!!! THAT"S NOT HOW YOU ******* EAT IT !!!!!!!! FUCCCCCCKKKK!!!! ARE YOU A ******* ANIMAL?

You take the entire wrapper off it and break the entire egg into 2 pieces vertically and you eat the them separately.

AND YES I AM MAD!!!
User avatar #109 to #94 - ruebezahl (10/08/2013) [-]
You're absolutely right. Whoever did this must have been raised by wolves.
User avatar #110 to #94 - losers (10/08/2013) [-]
Shhh....it's ok.....'cuz now you gottahug.
#167 to #94 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [-]
Finally someone who understands my rage.
#15 - Tailsfan (10/08/2013) [-]
i love me some kinder surprise but **** that double layer looks nasty.... i'd still eat it... im conflicted.
User avatar #32 to #15 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Pugs eat anything.
My pug eats mangoes.
And watermelon.
and all fruit.
User avatar #41 to #32 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
mine loves cough drops, alka seltzer, and pretty much anything she can find. We have a grape vine and she went out and pulled a bunch of grapes off it, and walked in and tried to share with us.
User avatar #98 to #41 - ricketyrackety (10/08/2013) [-]
...how is your dog still alive?
User avatar #187 to #98 - wolfdemon (10/09/2013) [-]
we always manage to take whatever she has away from her. the alka seltzer was pretty funny. she was foaming at the mouth and she just kept trying to get it back from us.
User avatar #42 to #41 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Mine howls at the telephone.
He makes a sort of raspy Ooooooooowwwww noise.
It's ******* hilarious.
User avatar #43 to #42 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
she's half pug and half boston terrier. we call her a bug. she has stuff hidden all over our house. she'll randomly go and get something she's hidden and bring it out and start chewing on it.
User avatar #46 to #43 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Mine is full pug.
He will stand on his hind legs and twirl for fruit.
And anything else you're eating.
He lives with Labradors. He has learned well.
User avatar #48 to #46 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
She's really something else. she's almost scared of her shadow. She's lived with out boston terrier. he's about 14 years old. she sits there and begs. then she starts whining and quietly barking at you telling you that you NEED to give her food because she's starving to death without it.
User avatar #51 to #48 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Ours is 25 pounds.
He somehow becomes 250 in bed, and he'll randomly put his back against you and push himself in and snuggle as tightly as possible.
I never really liked dogs until I had a pug.
User avatar #52 to #51 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
she's not allowed to sleep with us. if she hears a noise at night outside she won't go out unless our other dog goes with her. she will crap on the floor inside rather then go outside and risk being eaten by whatever made the noise.
User avatar #54 to #52 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Ours just pisses anywhere because he thinks he's an alpha-macho.
He's so dependant he can't go without sleeping next to mommy every night.
User avatar #56 to #54 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
she's my moms dog for sure. always sitting with her. when we got her we could have chosen the nice calm one my dad wanted. we got the hyperactive coward instead.
User avatar #57 to #56 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
That's half the fun though.
User avatar #58 to #57 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
exactly. she's an amazing sweet loving dog. I got mad at her for sneaking upstairs the other day. I said no and pointed downstairs and it confused her so much. no one has ever done that to her before. she doesn't know what the definition of mean is.
User avatar #59 to #58 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Ours will stare at you when you say no.
Then do it anyway.
Loveable bastard.
User avatar #60 to #59 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
she'll start doing something, and if you catch her she'll give you a look that says, "Am I going to do it? Am I?" then tease you. she loves doing this when you're in a position that you can't outright go an chase her.
User avatar #61 to #60 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Frank just doesn't care what you do.
User avatar #62 to #61 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
half the fun for her is what you do. she loves it when you have to chase her to retrieve something that she's stolen.
User avatar #63 to #62 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Frank steals only what he can consume.
User avatar #64 to #63 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
Ellie steals whatever she can get in her mouth. she really loves paper, and anything "forbidden". if she knows that she's going to get in trouble for stealing something she'll go and hide under something so that you can reach her....
User avatar #80 to #64 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
I had a dog like that, felt really bad when he went.
User avatar #81 to #80 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm going to bawl my eyes out when he goes. Our other boston we only had for two years before she died. I was upset for a week when she died.
User avatar #78 to #64 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Color me impressed. It's the shade somewhere between green and astounded.
User avatar #79 to #78 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
he's been an amazing dog. even if he doesn't like me that much because I tormented him when I was a little kid.
User avatar #71 to #64 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Mum's a vet, so I know quite a bit about animals. I'm impressed that's ll that's wrong. No signs of cancer or anything?
User avatar #77 to #71 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
not that we know of. He has good teeth and everything. He is starting to get fat though. That's more or less because winter is coming. He'll loose all the weight once summer comes again.
User avatar #69 to #64 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Aw... We got a lab to replace ours.
She goes on Friday. Cancer. Honestly, it's been a month of her bleeding from her tumor, and from day one she's been underfoot, I've fallen don the stairs from the top because of her. I'm glad to see her go. I love her, but it's time.
User avatar #70 to #69 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
the 14 year old is starting to go blind and loose his hearing. he also has some slight arthritis. other then that he's healthy has a horse. most bostons don't live to be more then 9.
User avatar #67 to #64 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Hah.
We reached the end.
We've had frank for two years.
Never once regretted him.
User avatar #68 to #67 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
we got her as a friend for our boston. we had two bostons then one had a seizure and died. our 14 year old one got really mopey and depressed until we got Ellie
User avatar #65 to #64 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Oh lord.
How long have you had her?
User avatar #66 to #65 - wolfdemon (10/08/2013) [-]
year and a half is. she's still young and has settled down quite a bit from how she was this time last year.
User avatar #153 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (10/08/2013) [-]
I had my first Kinder Surprise for about 6 years the other day... It came with a pink spinning top thing. Honest to god i played with that for about an hour.
#17 - pwnzor (10/08/2013) [-]
I get these from my Grandfather. And btw, im from Texas.
#30 to #17 - corso (10/08/2013) [-]
Here, take this my fellow Texan.
#9 - wakingeyes (10/07/2013) [-]
THATS NOT HOW YOU EAT IT YOU MONSTER
#3 - nonumberslol (10/07/2013) [-]
The Gods have smiled upon you today.
#6 - ninjabadger ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
You lucky son of a bitch.   
   
And I can get those here in America.
You lucky son of a bitch.

And I can get those here in America.
User avatar #7 to #6 - tokage (10/07/2013) [-]
no you can't T___T
User avatar #8 to #7 - jessewright (10/07/2013) [-]
you can now. they just had to make it a large plastic ball inside of it instead of just the toy
User avatar #10 to #8 - irishwolven ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
but... but the toy always came is a plastic ball.
User avatar #11 to #10 - jessewright (10/08/2013) [-]
they use to be just a chocolate ball with toys inside
#19 to #11 - hewhoepicfails ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Those are the Wonderballs, you ******* ! How DARE you be affiliated with America and confuse the Kinder Egg with the almighty Wonderball?!
User avatar #21 to #19 - zodeax ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
i thought wonderball had candies inside not a toy
User avatar #23 to #21 - hewhoepicfails ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
I believe they used to have toys inside, not just candy.
User avatar #33 to #23 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
Juuust candy.
#89 to #33 - derberner (10/08/2013) [-]
In the 90s, the Wonderballs (then called Nestle Magic Balls) had Disney figures inside. After some kids choked on them, they were recalled and re-released in April 2000 with candy inside instead of toys. I used to collect the figurines when I was little.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Ball
User avatar #124 to #89 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
I stand corrected.
I never remembered the little figurines, then again, I only got half of the 90's...
#181 to #124 - derberner (10/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's a shame. Toys stopped in '97. Some dumb kids had to ruin it for everyone. Like kids need more candy inside of their candy.
#182 to #181 - luxray (10/08/2013) [-]
So I was 2, then.
Oh well, America solves idiot problems by punishing everyone.
User avatar #164 to #21 - srapture (10/08/2013) [-]
At first I read that as "I thought wonderball had candles inside", which seemed pretty strange to me, but not outrageous.
User avatar #34 to #19 - vicsix (10/08/2013) [-]
I miss wonderballs...
#13 to #11 - John Cena (10/08/2013) [-]
you're full of **** .
#12 to #11 - bloodharbringer (10/08/2013) [-]
no.

just the capsule.
#100 to #11 - Haane (10/08/2013) [-]
Scary....you have my grandfather's name.....
#36 to #6 - kanedam (10/08/2013) [-]
you can have everything everywhere...

just go to your local dealer and watch out that the police doesn catch yoU!
User avatar #132 to #36 - rapsuskiller (10/08/2013) [-]
-Yeah, uhm, I heard you sell the... *ejem* good stuff

-Yeh, mane. Meth, weed, heroin, cocaine... What and how much do ya want?

-Eh, uh, two Kinder Surprise Eggs... p-please

-W-wait, WHAT? I AIN´T GONNA GIVE YOU NO ********* KINDER EGGS YOU THINK I'M CRAZY MANE? THAT **** IS DANGEROUS
User avatar #1 - infernalinsolence (10/07/2013) [-]
is that...
is that two eggs?
User avatar #136 - puresoul (10/08/2013) [-]
Ive heard these are illegal in America not sure if true but if it is, why are they illegal?
User avatar #138 to #136 - giveupnow (10/08/2013) [-]
Because a person "choked" on one and died.
User avatar #139 to #138 - puresoul (10/08/2013) [-]
How can one choke on a big plastic egg? but they are delicious
User avatar #140 to #139 - giveupnow (10/08/2013) [-]
I don't know. The government is retarded. They should also outlay penises because people choke on those too. And water.
User avatar #143 to #140 - puresoul (10/08/2013) [-]
Haha, i like you
User avatar #141 to #140 - giveupnow (10/08/2013) [-]
*outlaw
User avatar #142 to #136 - liquidz (10/08/2013) [-]
There is a law about putting non edible items inside of food, hence they can't be here
#137 to #136 - desiner (10/08/2013) [-]
They are illegal in America. Only because the Government says its a choking hazard.
#146 to #137 - John Cena (10/08/2013) [-]
Not to be that guy, but America does has a shooting problem...

But ya know, kindereggs are the bane of all good in the world. Freedom and such...
#157 to #146 - eutherin (10/08/2013) [-]
Im sorry.

When was the last time you heard of someone choking on a toy embedded in food?

Clearly it's working.
you're welcome.
User avatar #97 - wolfendary (10/08/2013) [-]
Man I miss kinder eggs. I used to get them all the time sent from Germany but now you can't get the toys because some dumb kid choked on it. Natural selection I say.
#95 - guinnessthedog (10/08/2013) [-]
Imagine him coming out of a Kinder Surprise. I can't photoshop so your mind has to do the hard work here
User avatar #82 - mimiko (10/08/2013) [-]
I've seen these before but never in the East Coast. arn't they called kinder eggs or something? what exactly are they made of look yum
User avatar #85 to #82 - deadinferno (10/08/2013) [-]
Kinder surprise, chocolate on the outside and white chocolate on the inside, yum indeed.
User avatar #87 to #85 - mimiko (10/08/2013) [-]
thank you i think if I can find them I will buy some online! thumb for you
#47 - swiftshadow (10/08/2013) [-]
and here I am in Canada just a 2 minute walk away from these things. I love how the boarder cracks down during Easter when people are traveling back and forth from Canada to the U.S and actively look for these like they were drugs.
User avatar #18 - madcaseofpoobrain (10/08/2013) [-]
I know where I can go to buy one here in Missouri . The prizes in them suck though usually they are lame puzzles :/
#35 to #18 - kanedam (10/08/2013) [-]
shh...
#16 - raptorcatz (10/08/2013) [-]
I remember these from when I was a young child. I could buy them anywhere, before they were banned, usually from blockbusters
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