Double Kill!. Source: Or you could just... I don't know... use two bullets?
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#9 - betars (10/28/2013) [-]
>"Hey let's run straight ahead instead of hiding in the tall crops over there, which could probably save our lives."
>"Hey let's run straight ahead instead of hiding in the tall crops over there, which could probably save our lives."
User avatar #55 to #9 - captainobivous (10/28/2013) [-]
nothing can save you from that guys mad skills
User avatar #59 to #9 - threeeighteen (10/28/2013) [-]
So is this fellow of the African persuasion trying to turn white or making the AmandaTodd cocktail?
User avatar #63 to #59 - playerdous (10/28/2013) [-]
No he's gonna make mustard gas.
#2 - adu (10/27/2013) [-]
Or you could just... I don't know... use two bullets?
User avatar #43 to #2 - inuyuru ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Now where's the fun in that?
User avatar #41 to #2 - hurblurb (10/28/2013) [-]
In this economy? Hell no
User avatar #3 to #2 - groundzero (10/28/2013) [-]
that would be less cooler..
User avatar #4 to #3 - adu (10/28/2013) [-]
But you wouldn't have to **** up a perfectly good knife in the process...
User avatar #5 to #4 - groundzero (10/28/2013) [-]
He probably has more knives like that...
User avatar #6 to #5 - adu (10/28/2013) [-]
He probably has more bullets like that too.
User avatar #7 to #6 - FeeFieFoe (10/28/2013) [-]
he probably breathes oxygen and sleeps when he is tired too
User avatar #8 to #7 - adu (10/28/2013) [-]
He probably drinks too much to cope with his crumbling marriage, and wishes his son would look up to him as a real father.
User avatar #13 to #2 - SwirlSkull (10/28/2013) [-]
in this economy? **** you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - adu (10/28/2013) [-]
The bullet would be cheaper than the knife he just screwed.
#57 to #14 - doubledisme (10/28/2013) [-]
I hope you do realize you dont buy bullets individually
you buy them in packs
that being said, you are still right.
a knife that can withstand that **** has to be expensive
User avatar #15 to #14 - SwirlSkull (10/28/2013) [-]
not in texas
User avatar #16 to #15 - adu (10/28/2013) [-]
Either you're buying cheap knives or very expensive bullets.
#18 to #17 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
God bless Texas, the real 'Merica. Land of Strickland propane.
#25 to #18 - marcury (10/28/2013) [-]
Texas, where the winters are hot and history books haven't changed since Eisenhower.
#26 to #25 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
Yep and the second fastest growing in the USA, next to North Dakota.

4.8% GDP growth with an ever increasing population with some great employment rates!

Let me reiterate 'MERICA! Long live Tejas.
#27 to #26 - marcury (10/28/2013) [-]
...I am so leaving this state.
#28 to #27 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
Suite yourself! I for one love most things about Texas. Could use a nicer coast I guess, but I would not want to live in any other state... I love the authentic Mexan foods too much.

Pic related if we are posting children's novels.
#29 to #28 - marcury (10/28/2013) [-]
the laws are way too conservative for my taste. The people are mostly close minded, and of course there is that dam space taco.

....but mostly I have just lived all over the state but never left it and I would like to see what is beyond.

strange novels... yes.
#30 to #29 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
Do you live around Austin? Everyone I know is pretty Liberal, and most just dont follow conservative laws if possible.

I vacation a lot because I have all expense payed college with a part time job, build cash during the school year and go on long vacations during breaks....

I've been all over the US and parts of Europe/Canada... I always want to come back to Texas in the end though, things are just... Easier I guess.
#31 to #30 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
Oops, forgot my novel HERE YOU ARE
#33 to #31 - marcury (10/28/2013) [-]
lucky you.

Yes, I grew up there. It is growing waay too big (someone said it reminded him of new York, not sure if that is true but we do have terrible traffic and too much construction), but mostly I just lived there my whole life and my folks are there so I need a new place to be my own person in. And the rest of Texas isn't for me... thus the leaving.

very relevant...
#34 to #33 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
It's not like New York, Not NYC at least... Its growing in Austin faster than any other city, but the way its growing is quite Unique, its no "city of lights" for sure. It's just got its own personality that really is unique is all I can say... Like they say "keep austin weird" ... who would have thunk they were kind of correct in that phrase about it being weird.
User avatar #35 to #34 - marcury (10/28/2013) [-]
I would say it is losing its personality... tall towers all over down town, more high priced condos and lake front property reclamation for houses all for the wealthy citizens. The trail being replaced by concrete and steel, new ideas for bus routes down town taking parking area (which I might add is scant to begin with) and the implementation of toll roads all over even though no one uses them.

We used to be cool... live music all over, and everyone one was invited to the party... but that is changing.
#64 to #13 - anon (10/28/2013) [-]
But he would have destroyed his knife...
#36 - iwillkillabitch (10/28/2013) [-]
The recession is hitting everyone pretty hard...
#19 - xshadowslayerx (10/28/2013) [-]
The ONLY ******* thing about this gif that bothers me is the fact he uses the back of the knife rather than the blade.
User avatar #20 to #19 - groundzero (10/28/2013) [-]
look closely..its a double-edged knife
#21 to #20 - xshadowslayerx (10/28/2013) [-]
no it isn't, the shape is off it doesn't come to a point like most double edged do and when it shows the back its blunt .
User avatar #22 to #21 - mikelaboom (10/28/2013) [-]
No it's double sided. Look at it when tosses it in the air
#23 to #22 - xshadowslayerx (10/28/2013) [-]
Well **** you're right.... this upsets me.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mikelaboom (10/28/2013) [-]
Yea.. in the air it looks doublesided but not when hes holding it
#1 - remilia ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Fortune doesn't favor fools!
User avatar #37 to #1 - coldactill (10/28/2013) [-]
She has great bewbs but her hat is just so annoying.. If she lost the hat I would probably like her more
#52 to #37 - remilia ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
"I know what I'm doing."
User avatar #67 to #52 - coldactill (10/28/2013) [-]
I forget this is funnyjunk and I always share my opinion. Curses
#68 to #67 - coldactill (10/28/2013) [-]
Regardless, I will post this, and I'm ready for red thumbs.

Her hat. I just don't see the aesthetic purpose of it.
User avatar #69 to #67 - remilia ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
I've never thumbed anyone up or down i dont care.
#42 to #1 - OldSnake ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
"Looks like I found a new scratching post."
User avatar #47 - lostdagame (10/28/2013) [-]
jinx/gangplank/miss fortune/caitlyn with a runaans hurricane.
#38 - psnozone (10/28/2013) [-]
Gangplank........ that's all i have to say
#66 - anon (10/28/2013) [-]
There's a classic Swedish movie character that does this too, ├ůsa-Nisse, except with an axe, and he doesn't kill anyone. In another movie, he hits the string of a flagpole while looking in a mirror and having his rifle over his shoulder, backwards. They made 23 movies about. They're old but gold, IMO.

Just wanted to share.
#60 - rebenely (10/28/2013) [-]
Lito Lapid will KICK YOUR ASS!
#58 - triggathepirate (10/28/2013) [-]
He was 			******		 feedin his jaw, daymnn.
He was ****** feedin his jaw, daymnn.
#56 - spicycuscus (10/28/2013) [-]
reminded me of this scene
#54 - spicycuscus (10/28/2013) [-]
defend yourself
defend yourself
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